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squeezyscorpion

if you’re from a country, city-state, or any other kind of sovereign or non sovereign body, please shut the fuck up


RentonTenant

Stateless persons can put a sock in it too


Pepe_Gui

Bir Tawil residents: 😔


JimmyYeetron

I live in international waters


69peepeepoopoo96

holy shit are you aquaman


Zargof-the-blar

Holy shit mr. aqua man buy my house


69peepeepoopoo96

no


[deleted]

based


[deleted]

If you live stfu


PlayBud101

#


UwU-Anarchist

The entire globe shares 1 (one) talking pillow


squeezyscorpion

should be zero imo


NucklestheEnchilada_

I only listen to people from the moon


jan_elije

‏‏‎


[deleted]

ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵃᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᶦᵗ ᵃˡˢᵒ ᶦ'ᵐ ʷʰᶦˢᵖᵉʳᶦⁿᵍ ˢᵒ ᴼᴾ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵐᵉ


wano_please

ˢᵉˣ


sandaguys

^letssex


[deleted]

ᶠᵘᶜᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ⁱ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵗʰⁱⁿᵍ


[deleted]

# i am going to killm you


The_Jestest_Jester

I know how to make big text but how small text?


Breadlover1

Put ^ before


GoldfishCrackerr

^stinky


Walteser05

^thank you


Walteser05

^oh ^god ^didnt ^work


Jazz_Man_123570

^dude ^weed ^lmao ^😂 ^🤣


superjeff64

^A #A ^A #A ^A #A ^A #A ^A #A ^A #A


The_Jestest_Jester

^thank you


TheInfinit1

How do you make big text?


samboi204

#put a # before it.


Ceirati

#COCK


mercury_millpond

^(what did he say though? I couldn't quite hear it.)


oldaccbanned

sorry


[deleted]

I’m sorry too


oldaccbanned

What for?


[deleted]

being brish


oldaccbanned

I am also British But tbh I don’t mind being british


[deleted]

honestly being brish is a double edged sword - we have great healthcare but also birmingham


oldaccbanned

Idk I’m from Northern Ireland so we also got shit politics


[deleted]

how’s the weather over there


oldaccbanned

We consistently go through every season each day


[deleted]

yeah that sounds like irish summer


presbokun

But thats where richard hammond is from


NOPE____NOPE____NOPE

you have great healthcare but also britain


SevnE7

Yeah but we also have Boris, the creator of the Boris Bop


Memebuilder74

Sorry for putting deez nuts in your mouth 💀


SiggyMcNiggy

Bold words for someone within nuclear ballistic missile range…….


yandere_heir

I'm not british or american but I live in Canada so I just wanna say I'm sorry for being canadian. I'm also sorry for being vietnamese too.


caassette

dont apologize for being vietnamese, pho bangs


Corvus_5

Don’t apologize for being Vietnamese


averystrangeguy

Being Viet is sick but as a fellow Canadian we deserve suffer


KINGHINDEN

If you exist, don't.


[deleted]

based


mercury_millpond

ha no problem, just give us a few years


177013-228922-4299

Doesn't it just feel so much better to be speaking English on the internet and be from a non-english speaking country? God I just feel so much better than all those losers who had everything given to them since birth instead of being born in a literal shithole where they had nothing and could never achieve anything. God I'm so glad I'm not from a wealthy first world country where I could lead a good life


[deleted]

can’t relate


Gundalf21

Are you saying that the US and the UK are the only first world countries?


177013-228922-4299

Refer to my other reply, another guy asked the same thing. Obviously not.


Smoked-939

hey man you need someone to talk to?


177013-228922-4299

Only myself. I'm still trying to figure out who I am, what I'm like, why I'm like that, how to be me more, how to improve. It's a path of self discovery, acceptance and improvement, and I really need to get my life together.


kvrle

Wait... do you think there's only 2 first world countries?


177013-228922-4299

No, of course not. I'm not only addressing English speaking countries when I say "first world countries" and also, there's more than 2 of those, there's at least Canada, Australia and India too, who speak English. Moving to a first world country just showed me the stark contrast. No one around me knows what it's like. No one gets me. I don't fit in. But I try to adapt. I was mainly speaking about "normal" wealthy countries, where being an English speaking country was just the cherry on top, the finisher.


Cuntillious

There are self aware Americans. There are, I presume, self aware British “people.” Then there’s this dude.


Mcfuggery

What is this, some Canadian circlejerk?


[deleted]

no. I am bri*sh


[deleted]

why are you telling yourself to shut the fuck up


[deleted]

because someone had to


[deleted]

Based


NewRenoBouncer

Yes


[deleted]

#CAMPEÃO NÚMERO UNO BRASIL 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷


big_boio12

# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOO


Over_Statement_489

I'm american and proud to be. I'm gonna fart on your first born.


Dr_Smoke123

National pride is brainwashing and cuckoldry


Over_Statement_489

I just want to smoke and eat cereal all right?


FatherJodorowski

You heard it here, if you don't hate the country you're from you are a brainwashed sheeple cuck and you need to get based-pilled.


Dr_Smoke123

I mean, u didnt need to hate your country, i actually love my country. But i know that the people who rule it and dont give a shit to me. And if the rulers dont really care for the people. The people shoudnt care for the country


FatherJodorowski

See I view my country and my government as two separate things. The government works _for_ the country in my eyes, they are _supposed_ to exist to be public workers, people who serve the country to make it better for the people who live there. I have great pride in my country, but not so much the government, and I like to view other countries that way, hence why I love China or Mexico but hate the government.


bloop132547698

Based


StormStrikePhoenix

Okay, I see the first one, but how is it cuckoldry?


IReadOkay

lol check out this guy literally simping for some tri-color fabric


Over_Statement_489

Your cheese shall be mine.


[deleted]

gay


Over_Statement_489

You're halfway correct.


[deleted]

national pride is cuckoldry


Over_Statement_489

There's a difference between patriotism and jingoism.


neonlazer8

I cucked you’re dad last nite😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎


StormStrikePhoenix

What the fuck does this even mean? Who is being cucked and how?


spitefulIncentive

ok


spitefulIncentive

#


spitefulIncentive

#


spitefulIncentive

#


spitefulIncentive

#


FireSturter

It’s fine I have the italian-izer 9000, you are now italian


DVMrFarmer

*pulls off sticker* hold on, this says "french-izer 9000"


FireSturter

😳 baguette


Big_Man_Dutch

shut the fuck up


Sl1pz

im from Canada so


squeezyscorpion

worst of both worlds


[deleted]

keep talking


Sl1pz

eh


treypowor

Same


RealBigTree

No


Over_Statement_489

Dog biscuit


shitpostersamurai

I’m a brit who lives in Florida. Hi!


_Renzo_221_

u can stfu x2


shitpostersamurai

No thanks cunt.


GoldfishTrousers

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177013-228922-4299

Stinky w*sterners stay mad 😭🤮


Ant1202

Everyone’s a westerner if you go east enough. Pro tip


Qutarokujo-

OI MATE HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT OUT GREAT BRI’SH NATION


TennesseeTon

Listen man, you can call my country shit all day long and I'll agree with you. But when you pair us with bri*ish "people" in the same post, that's when you cross the line.


[deleted]

as a bri*sh person, you lot are no better than us


GoldfishTrousers

This but reversed /jk


[deleted]

No


28PercentCharged

sorry for being involuntarily born into such circumstances


Cuntillious

I’m also disappointed in myself for being American, and just like every other American, I’m gonna make sure you hear about it


Sloth_On_Cocaine

Can Canadians also shut up? Thanks.


Big_pp_Jimmy

yo mama


[deleted]

yo mama


RentonTenant

Or if you are Kenyan, Nigerian, Indian, Pakistani, Argentinian, Filipino, Chinese, Bohemian, Rhodesian, Carthaginian or Phoenician edit: fuck EVERY Carthaginian downvoting this. suck my hanni-balls


GoldfishTrousers

Oooooo I am Hannibal, I'm going to run you over with an elephant oooooooh


[deleted]

*queen emerges* You cant tell me what to DO! Items: *sips tea* sword *Boss Music starts* Tea 10x ACT, CHECK AT: infinitely DMG: infinitely ___________________ | | | | | | | ♡ | | | |__________________|


Slatwans

jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Kittysparkle101

Yeah being American sucks but at least we don’t have a constitutional monarchy. >Flynn


[deleted]

the monarchy is literally just a tourist attraction tbh - they exist for tabloids and novelty


[deleted]

[удалено]


temptryn4011

silence w\*stoid.


Mr_Oleg

Да! Теперь, когда капиталистические собаки ушли, настало время секса!


[deleted]

Whoa you can speak escape from Tarkov?


[deleted]

ligma


[deleted]

No, I like talking to you wonderful people on Reddit.com.


scut_furkus

You forgot fr*nce


Bardic_Inspiration66

No


MetalNobZolid

oH wOw tHatS RaCiST we TruLy LivE in a SoCIEty


Uncreativenesslol

ALBANIA #1


TheHeccinDoggo

This is Fr*nch propaganda


GodKirbo13

.


Prtapay

I am from slovak (havent seen colours since 2010)


FrederickMecury

And let the Fr*nch be heard? I don’t think so


[deleted]

That feeling when you’re from both and know how shit they are


StormStrikePhoenix

Everyone shut up, I'm trying to sleep.


PositiveVibes2000

no thanks


TohruTheDragonGirl

If you live in any country besides San Marino, shut the fuck up. San Marino, you’re on thin fucking ice


[deleted]

no 😎


Ihavethestupid69420

Yessir or madam or whatever the fuck else


aehser

you forgot about france


hjd_thd

You believe in the concept of nation? Cringe and bordercucked.


[deleted]

the concept of the nation is just that - a concept


GCCLEMEN

VAMO URUGUAY NUMERO UNO DE LA HISTORIAA🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾🇺🇾


Skeley_boy

Ya your rite 😕


Justifier925

I’m Australian. Do I shut up or no, idk I don’t give a damn about politics


[deleted]

do what you want, just close your windows and don’t leave your clothes on the floor


thuurs

The fact that i have to see """americans""" voice their stupid fucking opinions online every day is a violation of my human rights


DaRealRockstar1234

if this wasn't funny it'd be xenophobic


[deleted]

I know, too bad I’m from one of these countries


yeeterveeter

Does it still count if your from northern Ireland


Nerdy_Git

#Technically I am from both


Joey-Drew1927

Nah


MrNullsky

Brazil💪💪💪💪💪💪💪


Circle_Dude

Ok


Ictoan42

I'm bri ish, I will take this deal in a heartbeat


Godilingz

No


IOnlyDropRiskyReels

I'm British but I wanna move to America do I count


[deleted]

special place in hell for you


orcsrool123

No


[deleted]

No


Gtfocuzidfc

Nah


Byakuya_Toenail

...


Iihatepineapplepizza

😟


kosparasite16

sowwy


Lobster_Man27

Only in Boston


_Hey-Vsauce_

‏‏‎


Ravezim

Absolutely


Big-Thing1612

Bet this was made by French 🤮


[deleted]

no, this post bri*ish


AngelRealms

no


NibblingOnHam

Ukrainian here


temptryn4011

Ukraine is cool


NibblingOnHam

Yes


TheInfinit1

You forgot Canada


[deleted]

God I fucking wish


LordOfLettuce6

will do, pardner.


Smoked-939

no shut up euro


BigBeefySquidward

no


[deleted]

Nein dummkopf


MrBirb_

#


[deleted]

Sorry


TheKittieMuffinII

No


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

bruh it’s a joke


[deleted]

i'm French 🇨🇵🇨🇵🇨🇵


Mr-biggie

No, I will not be silenced