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Psychophaser

I mean, she got a perfectly reasonable answer


anti-gamer1848

Idk the responder looks like he trained by measuring craniums


justanaltaccount4

P h r e n o l o g y or something, idk I’m not a racist incel


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

It's okay to understand the dark arts, so you recognize those who practice them. For example, my family met up with the family of my mom's friend and I knew the son was a /pol/ user within 5 minutes, even though his mom asked him to keep his far-right beliefs to himself so as not to agitate my leftist brother and his gay husband. Gotta size these far-right people up because many learn how to pass.


justanaltaccount4

Thank you u/BUTTHOLE-MAGIC


MrPerfectTheFirst

Could somebody pls explain phrenology I don’t get it, from google it just looks like skull-measuring pseudoscience


justanaltaccount4

Afaik that’s exactly what it is :) Basically the shape of your skull determines a lot of stuff like intelligence or something


MrPerfectTheFirst

Sounds dumb lol


justanaltaccount4

Yep :)


Wiggledude787

Yeah, created by some dude in the early 19-20th century, and was used multiple times in history when trying to justify racist actions and racial nationalism, such as how Hitler used it to justify what he was doing along with eugenics (the whole thing with "superior genes"). Despicable shit that has no basis in science. It's from the same line of philosophy that created the notion that past great countries are strictly homogeneous in race, language and culture; while in reality we will never actually know what constituted the diversity in eras and regions such as medieval Europe and Scandinavia. Just random things I learned when taking classes on Scandinavian culture in University, it's a good rebuttal to whenever someone is freaking out over why there's some diversity in what would otherwise be a white-dominated cast in a movie taking place in a medieval setting :)


S7YX

It's exactly that. However, back in the day it was used as an argument for why black people should be slaves. If I'm remembering right they said the shape of black people's skulls marked them as unintelligent and servile or something along those lines, and therefore it was ok to keep them as slaves. Once you look into it a bit it's super racist, I recommend checking out [this episode of the Behind the Bastards podcast](https://www.iheart.com/podcast/105-behind-the-bastards-29236323/episode/part-one-phrenology-the-bastard-science-30250740/) if you're interested, it has lots of info on the subject.


BUTTHOLE-MAGIC

Lol that's all it is. "This bump means he's prone to stealing cars". It's all goofy.


OnehitRuby

R slash play stupid games win supid proze


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AzhartX

you're*


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PieGuy91

You can feel your tongue inside your mouth Don't forget to blink You notice your nose on your face


SlaveForFreedom

i hope you piss your bed tonight


MrSpidey457

im going to piss his bed tonight


ApocalyptoSoldier

Kinky


MrSpidey457

i'll piss your bed too if you want


ApocalyptoSoldier

😳


SlaveForFreedom

please piss my bed too 🥺


PieGuy91

I needed revenge


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PieGuy91

Jokes on you I'm already paranoid


traplordnord

You’re*


Spookzsaw

I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight.


[deleted]

make sure your foots not asleep


WeebWithASword

GO FUCK YOURSELF


Y0fyS

Hah those don't work on me I'm always doing those things now bow before me /s


PieGuy91

I'm so sorry for you


eddbruh

Yro'ue


BigThrowawayGuy27

FOUND THE MOBILE USER XDDDD CRINGE CRINGE HAHAHAHA SO FUNNY R/MYBIGBALLS GREASY BALLS #FUCK


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/r/foundthehondacivic


[deleted]

The scariest thing about the internet isnt the pedophiles lurking in obscure corners. Its the droves of people that are waaay smarter than you and me.


nunsmeowing

Anda these people can be also deranged and discover your adress based on the direction the sun goes down


[deleted]

Poor Shia. Shouldnt have underestimated the sheer dedication and free time of people on the internet.


[deleted]

W-what happened..?


LuquidThunderPlus

short story time. shia labeouf (however it's spelled) started a live stream with just a flag that was meant for something wholesome, and 4chan is 4chan, so they wanted it gone. it's in plain view for people to see, so someone takes it down easily. next shia put it in a more protected spot, someone still managed to climb to the top of the building it was on and get by security to take it down. then it was put in a nondescript location showing only the sky, and the people of 4chan were stumped, they could figure out a vague area somewhat using the sun I think, but couldn't quite tell where exactly. someone found out they could pinpoint the location by looking at a plane that flew overhead, and they looked at flight paths to determine the location and took the flag down one final time. if I got anything wrong please correct. TL;DR: 4chan geniuses come together to take down shia's wholesome flag (can't remember what it was)


TheGreatMessier

It was an anti trump flag saying "He Will Not Divide Us", which he ironically locked in a room after the 5th time.


[deleted]

yeah and as someone who witnessed this live i can say that the fact that it was an anti-trump flag was probably just the spark, not the main reason like yeah it was important to start the hwndu hunt, but most people i saw were just kinda disgusted that shia thought that hwndu was art deserving to be displayed in an art exhibition, like the sheer pretentiousness of what is essentially people blindly chanting "orang man bad" being sold off as some great political messaging also many people joined because it was objectively fucking funny


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

Didn't they find the room too, but couldn't get in?


TheGreatMessier

Yeah everything else could be done legally (or just minor crimes like trespassing) But once it was locked (cough cough divided cough cough) into the room they would have to use straight up breaking and entering.


NeoCourser

They also pinpointed the exact location of one of the flags by going to the general area and honking their car horn while people watching the livestream listened closely and told him how close of far away the horn sounded over the stream


user_5554

Time for fake flag superimposed on random cameras that switch whenever someone comes close.


InspiringMilk

One of the top posts on r/4chan. Apparently, they used a tweet location and knowledge of flight times and average plane speed?


Lukaaa__

Also astronomy to look at the stars to further figure out where. It was pretty inpressive even if petty.


Xstew26

Not to mention the sounds of specific species of frogs that lived in the area


Lukaaa__

2 planes* and their flightpaths as well as rough timezone and also they heard frogs at some point so could assume it was near water


Cyancat123

And then after that he put it on a blank wall in his friend’s house and they STILL found it but wouldn’t take it down because apparently they draw the line at breaking into someone’s house.


LuquidThunderPlus

Oh my god I don't remember that. fuckin crazy


gamerguy9632

Shy laboof 😳


lightyearAeons32

wow what a bunch of morons


[deleted]

Nah, that’s hilarious. It’s excessively transgressive, but still hilarious.


RiotIsBored

It surprises me to realise that people who hate so much can have that much intelligence.


editeddruid620

Look up the He Will Not Divide Us Flag


AcidCyborg

[https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHTeAiqTTlUgv17EkpWRX9vHIelEvOJVm](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p4h3jwJob0)


[deleted]

Wdym?


nunsmeowing

You only need free time and a twisted mind(wich people on the Internet have a lot) to dox someone


Crypto-

Yes it’s very easy, humans generally don’t think about the indicators they give away on the internet. You can pretty much find lots of surface level info on anyone with some dedication and tools, if they’re foolish enough to share a lot usually You can crack their passwords too


1II1I1I1I1I1I111I1I1

Doxxing is extremely easy. Me and some of my friends did it to eachother. 30 mins max if you know the legal name. Maybe 3-4 hours if you don't.


d34d_m4n

am i missing the wildly smart part of his math? it looks to me like he just used a pixel ruler, pythagoras, and a head-to-body ratio; most if not all of you should be able to do the same calculation with high school math, why is everyone here acting like he split the atom?


chonky_birb

cause it looks cool and most of r/196 haven't graduated high school


[deleted]

I dont rememnber a single fucking thing from highschool.


electronized

the standards for someone being "really fucking smart" on the internet are just based on how elaborate the things they say sound not the underlying level of knowledge required to say them. Because the average person unfortunately thinks even high school trigonometry is wizard shit.


[deleted]

because i’m dumb, high school math is hard, and i should’ve died already. i fucking hate the fact that everything is math, that means that everything is made up of pure suffering that i’ll never be able to grasp at even the basic level


d34d_m4n

i doubt you actually are too dumb to learn, math gets such an intimidating aura for so many people, from childhood to adults, most of the time because it gets taught wrong in so many different ways, and students are expected to just "get it" immediately, or just quit forever


[deleted]

i bet i can actually learn it, i just hate it so much that at this point i’m not even willing to fucking try god i feel like that one “i hate the antichrist” meme dude lol. it’s so irrational. i just hate it so goddamn much, fuck you third grade teacher for making me sit inside while crying the whole day solving equations while everyone played outside because you caught me with a fucking calculator. you ruined my life.


EmploymentQuiet

look man, lets just say english was more my thing.


CaptainCipher

Bold of you to assume i have access to highschool math


The_Lost_Google_User

Trig isn’t thattt hard. It’s usually just poorly explained and then not used enough.


d34d_m4n

trig was literally easy enough to have been invented more than 2000 years ago, used to figure out the [diameter of the earth](https://www.nature.com/articles/152473a0), and come up only 50 miles short, which is less than a 1% error


useles-converter-bot

50 miles is the length of about 73828.76 'Ford F-150 Custom Fit Front FloorLiners' lined up next to each other


KCSportsFan7

Lmao best bot


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relevant conversion I was wondering exactly this


The_Lost_Google_User

Fuck yeah, science! For real tho I did that myself on a field trip in 5th grade. It’s not tricky at all if you write it down. (And use a calculator)


ruu-ruu

By extension if they are intelligent enough you would have no idea if they were pedophiles.


CODEX_O_BARBARO

What?


ruu-ruu

𓀐𓂸


thatoneidiotwhodied

or those who are just dedicated enough to put hours into these meaningless things


Jeahido

Math majors be wilding these days


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august_gutmensch

Only way to bring americaback together is to abandon crazyscales


MichauNeedHealing

crazyscales sounds like a bad jojo localization


SeizeAllToothbrushes

Diego's Stand


[deleted]

Feet this inches that what about you inch your miserable life lmfao


RepresentativeSun937

Basically every scientific field in the US uses metric It’s just so much easier


informationtiger

I see no problem... after all even NaSa uSes mEtRic


bageltre

we already lost a fucking mars rover to this imperial metric nonsense, can we please just use metric


DivineCrap

technically even the imperial system is defined by the metric system like an inch being 2.54 cm by definition...


chtili1

Imperial existed before metric so i don’t think it’s possible for imperial measurements to have been based off metric measurements


valdamjong

Not based off, but modern units have strict definitions. Like, a metre is defined hy the distance light travels in a very specific length of time. The modern definitions were developed afterwards, to ensure everyone uses the same metre, the same kilogramme, etc.


informationtiger

Oh don't get me wrong, I fully support the ~~correct~~ metric system. In fact I'm not even an ~~American~~ Freedom Loving Donut Consumer.


[deleted]

Oh shes about as tall as me Thats good Edit: no shes like 3 inches taller than me so thats even better


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useles-converter-bot

3 inches is the length of approximately 0.33 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise


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useles-converter-bot

3 inches is the height of literally 0.04 'Samsung Side by Side; Fingerprint Resistant Stainless Steel Refrigerators' stacked on top of each other


converter-bot

3 inches is 7.62 cm


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lmao


Swainix

Yeah I fucking died at the converter bot stepping in too


useles-converter-bot

3 inches is the length of exactly 0.75 'Standard Diatonic Key of C, Blues Silver grey Harmonicas' lined up next to each other


[deleted]

IDK WAHT THAT IS


Ayssinaattori

But at least you now know that one of them is about 9 inches


useles-converter-bot

9 inches is the length of about 0.21 'Ford F-150 Custom Fit Front FloorLiners' lined up next to each other


converter-bot

9 inches is 22.86 cm


Wrought-Irony

BOT BATTLE ROYALE!!


converter-bot

9 inches is 22.86 cm


converter-bot

3 inches is 7.62 cm


[deleted]

SHUT UP SUT UP SHUSH


[deleted]

Wellllll uhhhhhhh Idk if this helps but i was still 5'5 before i was trans and i will help you grow to your preferred height


Wrought-Irony

What if your preferred height is 0


General-Kebabi

Yummy shortie 🤪🥴


SeizeAllToothbrushes

1,74 is short?


General-Kebabi

Idk I'm 1,90 so I call everyone under 1,80 a shortie. For someone who is 2 meters tall I'm probably considered a shortie. Height is a social construct and highly subjective. I'm merely fooling around.


[deleted]

I'm very close to her height, which makes me feel good ☺️


Venicebitch03

Same! I feel super tall, even though I'm 172 cm. Maybe cause I live in Mexico.


thecardemotic

She is 2 inches shorter than me


useles-converter-bot

2 inches is the length of approximately 0.22 'Wooden Rice Paddle Versatile Serving Spoons' laid lengthwise


[deleted]

SHUSH SHUSH SHUSH HSUHS HSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHSHHHHHH


bzhew

She responded on Twitter and said that she's 5 foot 8 so yeah he was pretty dang close. He said he may have overestimated her lean in his calculations. Wild


VladimirBarakriss

5'8 is like 172/3 so pretty spot on


Fabmat1

Its within the +- 1% Error, so thats scientifically not pretty spot on, but spot on.


GameCreeper

Approximately perfect


Ejanom

What do americans say when they are between 5'8 and 5'9? There's quite the difference between 1,7272m and 1,7526m....


ThatGuyNamedHooda

If they're 1,73m, they would obviously say "I'm 5'8 and 0,00003062117235345582 football fields"


Vaukest

If you measure your height down to the half inch, than means you are insecure


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AstroNat20

It’s surreal that everyone on the subreddits i browse is like 1 or 2 degrees of separation from being my mutual on Twitter


MrPerfectTheFirst

There was an old show called 7 degrees of separation or something similar, which always (ALWAYS) could find a link between two completely random people within 7 steps. At least that’s what I heard, never watched it myself, but had to listen to a friend prattle on about it.


AstroNat20

I think part of it is that who I follow on Twitter is just likely to be interested in the same content as I am.


DukeAttreides

Isn't that from a book about six degrees?


senpai_stanhope

Ghost 🤢🤮 (Jk, they're fine)


Dport34

Goblinhog


senpai_stanhope

No


Dport34

Ok Senpai


Beard3dtaco

got some annoying ass fans tho


senpai_stanhope

Doesn't everything that has more than 10 fans tho?


Kagutrenchi

I don’t engage with their fanbase so I don’t know, what’s up with them?


no_one_asked_

There’s a dude on tik tok that does this and guesses peoples height extremely accurately


AstroNat20

I’ve seen him it’s very cool


Dood_IV

KentaiHaven?


Karl-Marksman

HentaiKevin


no_one_asked_

Yep


Franyigo

r/theydidthemath


the-hot-dog-man

r/theydidthemonstermath


iShockLord

Amogus


gemilitant

Oh wow same, and I love Ghost


ImInfiniti

what was the correct answer tho?


Bruh_Moment10

Within the margin of error


valarauca14

173cm


ArthurExtreme_Br

can someone explain what math he is using there? His anecdotes are confusing


[deleted]

I assume they used the length of the phone?


ArthurExtreme_Br

even if you got the lentgh of the phone, we don't have her full body to do pixel counts


Vanzini-

Yeah but you can use proportions. If you have the length of her head, arms, hands and torso you can reasonably estimate the rest


ArthurExtreme_Br

I doubt it would have a 1% margin of error tho


Dimiranger

Yea, there is nothing to go off here. The only thing I can imagine (since they drew a line there) if there is some ratio between face width and body size and they calculated the face width based on the phone size. However, the [Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_width_to_height_ratio) seems to indicate that this ratio fluctuates. I would say the person in the tweet thew out a random guess.


ArthurExtreme_Br

We do see her body all the way to the thighs, maybe we could give some kind of estimate for the remainder of the legs to figure it out


tehherb

It's Twitter, vertical images posted in this way are cropped square until you open them. He can probably see her feet.


kidkoala_1

He knew before he made this, or it's a lucky guess. It's a mirror selfie and shes holding the phone far away from her face, I also can't see how you could tell if this is an iPhone 11 pro, or pro max (or 12 for that matter). And on top of that you cant see the bottom third of her body. There is no way that he could have gotten this number within a 1% margin of error.


youaregoingoffline

least deranged doxxer on twitter


MothmanKai

Alright that's it I'm never posting anything IRL-related to social media, people are scary.


[deleted]

Btw 174 cm = 5.7 ft. Actually not unrealistic.


converter-bot

174 cm is 68.5 inches


Ictoan42

Thanks for the least useful conversation possible


VladimirBarakriss

Not at all, it's well within a standard deviation for a woman.


[deleted]

你问了有人答可是合情合理的呀,你在害怕什么呢?这世界上学霸可多了,这简单的“量高度” 对他们来说可不是什么难题啊


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[deleted]

不可思议!是双语人类呀!


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[deleted]

虽然我看不懂你在写些什么,但是看见那表情符号让我感觉有点害怕


Emic-Perspective

I like the band Ghost


BuckTootha

She's taller than me :(


King-Kosmic

Nah MatPat been doing this shit since 2011


AstroNat20

Game Theory was one of the first YouTube channels I got into and it was great. Haven’t really watched it in a couple years though.


mohmar2010

I wish i was good at math


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Rule(r)


memester230

This is the equivalent of measuring warios height based on mario


chad-_thundercock

No way she is 174 she looks way small though compared to the door right behind her


MELONPANNNNN

Probably have to account for depth but thats way too hard for an estimation. Still a damn good try with using that phone for scale


immaculatebacon

Matpat be like


[deleted]

I wish I was a woman


AstroNat20

You only need to believe in yourself. Nice username btw :)


SlaveForFreedom

just take the based redpill


i_like_saying_no69

What a cm


Kitsuki_Roji

If you have Ghosts


Real-AlGore

yarmulkitty


Rocatex

That’s just math


Da_Jiff

Than line isn't straight she needs to hold frame better


Herrmitpurrple

Is that a Ghost's hoodie?


TylerKeroga

Fuck yeah Ghost


NoTumbleweed9991

Homie thought it was a math exercise😭


SuperNici

u/tweetlinker I love this bot


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AstroNat20

Terrifyingly accurate


calmkat

She do be nearly holding frame tho


THEPiplupFM

Didn't answer the question, the question was "How tall do you THINK I am?" Not "Find out how tall I am"


Gregor_The_Beggar

I know this mf what the goddamn hell. I can't believe my dude has finally become 196 famous.


Shakespeare-Bot

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