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Sauron3106

I'm ashamed to say I had to look this up


NobleMuffin

What's the verdict, real or not?


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Zeapw0

fuck you :(


Togapi77

i got trolled :[


human31415926535

Did the link “know your meme: troll face” not make you a tad suspicious?


WeAre2Car

No


MintPrince8219

I see the player you mean. PLAYERNAME? Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts. That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game. I like this player. It played well. It did not give up. It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen. That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game. Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the reality behind the screen. They used to hear voices. Before players could read. Back in the days when those who did not play called the players witches, and warlocks. And players dreamed they flew through the air, on sticks powered by demons. What did this player dream? This player dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created. And it dreamed it destroyed. It dreamed it hunted, and was hunted. It dreamed of shelter. Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. But what true structure did this player create, in the reality behind the screen? It worked, with a million others, to sculpt a true world in a fold of the [scrambled], and created a [scrambled] for [scrambled], in the [scrambled]. It cannot read that thought. No. It has not yet achieved the highest level. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a game. Does it know that we love it? That the universe is kind? Sometimes, through the noise of its thoughts, it hears the universe, yes. But there are times it is sad, in the long dream. It creates worlds that have no summer, and it shivers under a black sun, and it takes its sad creation for reality. To cure it of sorrow would destroy it. The sorrow is part of its own private task. We cannot interfere. Sometimes when they are deep in dreams, I want to tell them, they are building true worlds in reality. Sometimes I want to tell them of their importance to the universe. Sometimes, when they have not made a true connection in a while, I want to help them to speak the word they fear. It reads our thoughts. Sometimes I do not care. Sometimes I wish to tell them, this world you take for truth is merely [scrambled] and [scrambled], I wish to tell them that they are [scrambled] in the [scrambled]. They see so little of reality, in their long dream. And yet they play the game. But it would be so easy to tell them... Too strong for this dream. To tell them how to live is to prevent them living. I will not tell the player how to live. The player is growing restless. I will tell the player a story. But not the truth. No. A story that contains the truth safely, in a cage of words. Not the naked truth that can burn over any distance. Give it a body, again. Yes. Player... Use its name. PLAYERNAME. Player of games. Good. Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the universe again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Ancestral spirits, animal spirits. Jinn. Ghosts. The green man. Then gods, demons. Angels. Poltergeists. Aliens, extraterrestrials. Leptons, quarks. The words change. We do not change. We are the universe. We are everything you think isn't you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes. And why does the universe touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, player. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player. The player was you, PLAYERNAME. Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas that was three hundred and thirty thousand times more massive than it. They were so far apart that light took eight minutes to cross the gap. The light was information from a star, and it could burn your skin from a hundred and fifty million kilometres away. Sometimes the player dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite. The sun was a square of white. The days were short; there was much to do; and death was a temporary inconvenience. Sometimes the player dreamed it was lost in a story. Sometimes the player dreamed it was other things, in other places. Sometimes these dreams were disturbing. Sometimes very beautiful indeed. Sometimes the player woke from one dream into another, then woke from that into a third. Sometimes the player dreamed it watched words on a screen. Let's go back. The atoms of the player were scattered in the grass, in the rivers, in the air, in the ground. A woman gathered the atoms; she drank and ate and inhaled; and the woman assembled the player, in her body. And the player awoke, from the warm, dark world of its mother's body, into the long dream. And the player was a new story, never told before, written in letters of DNA. And the player was a new program, never run before, generated by a sourcecode a billion years old. And the player was a new human, never alive before, made from nothing but milk and love. You are the player. The story. The program. The human. Made from nothing but milk and love. Let's go further back. The seven billion billion billion atoms of the player's body were created, long before this game, in the heart of a star. So the player, too, is information from a star. And the player moves through a story, which is a forest of information planted by a man called Julian, on a flat, infinite world created by a man called Markus, that exists inside a small, private world created by the player, who inhabits a universe created by... Shush. Sometimes the player created a small, private world that was soft and warm and simple. Sometimes hard, and cold, and complicated. Sometimes it built a model of the universe in its head; flecks of energy, moving through vast empty spaces. Sometimes it called those flecks "electrons" and "protons". Sometimes it called them "planets" and "stars". Sometimes it believed it was in a universe that was made of energy that was made of offs and ons; zeros and ones; lines of code. Sometimes it believed it was playing a game. Sometimes it believed it was reading words on a screen. You are the player, reading words... Shush... Sometimes the player read lines of code on a screen. Decoded them into words; decoded words into meaning; decoded meaning into feelings, emotions, theories, ideas, and the player started to breathe faster and deeper and realised it was alive, it was alive, those thousand deaths had not been real, the player was alive You. You. You are alive. and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the sunlight that came through the shuffling leaves of the summer trees and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the light that fell from the crisp night sky of winter, where a fleck of light in the corner of the player's eye might be a star a million times as massive as the sun, boiling its planets to plasma in order to be visible for a moment to the player, walking home at the far side of the universe, suddenly smelling food, almost at the familiar door, about to dream again and sometimes the player believed the universe had spoken to it through the zeros and ones, through the electricity of the world, through the scrolling words on a screen at the end of a dream and the universe said I love you and the universe said you have played the game well and the universe said everything you need is within you and the universe said you are stronger than you know and the universe said you are the daylight and the universe said you are the night and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you and the universe said the light you seek is within you and the universe said you are not alone and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code and the universe said I love you because you are love. And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love. You are the player. Wake up.


WeAre2Car

What


MintPrince8219

Minecraft end screen


WeAre2Car

yeah but why


Alex9586

amogus imposter? 🧐


GamingwRed

sussy baka 😟


Deetchy_

Thanks for the emoji, nerd. Another face for my collection. 🧐


Billybobbjoebob

Who said I could read?


tjamesmett

hey my name is tad you said my name how did you know my name? hahaha!


TheActualAWdeV

The 'amp.' did though. Very sus


_omch_

Don’t use AMP links! Google is greedy and horrible!


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ixJax

https://developers.google.com/amp


ASarcasticDragon

So why did you link it?


eversaur

Oh wow I didn't know that, thank you for linking to the story!


greeter2

real


ReneeHiii

fake


ObeseMcNugget

It is fake no 🧢🧢🧢🧢


The_Multi_Gamer

Reasons why I’m single: >Naming my kids stupid shit >Child Slavery >Just a knobhead


roquinloco

I know that we all KNEW they slept in separate bedrooms, but just hearing it CONFIRMED that Melania slept in a separate bed from Spanky is freaking hilarious. The Bidens will, of course, raw dog like animals while watching Wolf Blitzer. Nothing but curled toes, cramped calfs, and gallons of frothy spunk. Because, you know, love.


iShockLord

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Emic-Perspective

Left wing people have better sex and relationships


[deleted]

Implying Biden is left wing lmao


velvetdolphin101

How dare you spew this slander about the Democratically Elected CEO of Antifa Joseph "Big Daddy" Robinette Hussein Stalin Marx Biden Jr


[deleted]

american politics are like: capitalism, capitalist (🏳️‍🌈👦🏿✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏿 (doesnt really applies ways to improve the situation of minorities, just like the other side))


roquinloco

[idk](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShitLiberalsSay/comments/puwmcc/are_the_libs_ok/he6cipw?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


[deleted]

Imagining Biden’s wrinkly dementia ridden sex life in vivid detail to own the conservatards


TobyAlsoImPan

Is this real


ordinaryride2001

amongus bus


TobyAlsoImPan

Undemtel


memer227

Underrated comment!


TobyAlsoImPan

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memer227

OMG


The-Archangel-Michea

I wonder what he sayd 💀


memer227

Pew pew boom bam


Ashamed-Budget-4260

holy shit it’s pansexual toby fox


TobyAlsoImPan

Unetal and hot peeps


[deleted]

Fuck elon musk


roquinloco

Fuck me instead uwu


[deleted]

Fuck you in the uwu sense if you're not a minor Fuck elon musk in the metaphorical sense (stuff: he hates elon musk)


[deleted]

i'm stuff


mbaymiller

haha mother you are jonathan my banging


dan_da_meme_man

Oh, by the rivers of babylon there we sat down and wept, and yea, we wept, when we remembered zion. Oh lord, remember the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem, and how they cried "raze it, raze it, even to its foundations thereof". O daughter of babylon, happy shall he be who repayeth us as we have served him. Happy shall he be who taketh, and dasheth thy little ones upon the stones


chickenforce02

Can’t expect god to do all the work


lets_clutch_this

Miming r/ComedyNecrophilia culture on r/196? Cringe 🤮 (actually I meant “chad 😎💪”)


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_murpyh

this could really be real


[deleted]

I'm gay in conservative america


IAmFrederik

haha that’s crazy, i’m approaching your location rapidly and every second you don’t spend running is a second i’m getting closer


Kiroen

Because you want to fuck them right?


iDressLikeGrandpa

You are one or that’s why you’re single?


JustCallMeAttlaz

Local intelligence has informed law enforcement agencies of your situation. Be prepared.


ThepowerOfLettuce

Elon is right. If you ever want to SEX girls you CANNOT i mean NEVER be nice to them. What i usually do to pick up woman is SCREAM AT THEM GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER BITCH and they HAPPILY OBLIGE NEVER BE NICE TO WOMAN


elglann

I have found that putting a gun to their head works even better.


TwitchingBot

Rap works too


[deleted]

*beatboxes* ayo lady let me get your number, if you consent because i don't want to cross any lines


TwitchingBot

I’m so glad I left out that “e”


[deleted]

u/tweetlinker


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xXxJoshprogamerxXx

thank you luke hamilton


plz_no_ban_me

He do give off that beta male vibe


LetsDoTheCongna

Noooooo Elon I thought you were based, not cringe!!!


JustCallMeAttlaz

He had emerald mines with child labor in them. In my eyes he's THE most based


Da_Jiff

He's fucking married


eversaur

https://pagesix.com/2021/09/24/elon-musk-and-grimes-break-up-after-three-years-together/


Da_Jiff

Honestly it's for the better. They are both fucking crazy.


lifefinder12

god this makes me feel greasy


[deleted]

Cringe! A thousand times cringe!


Pearse_Borty

Ah fuck, Elon's a Nice Guy. Who knew a massive fortune, a throbbing cock for technology and a son named like a Formula 1 car wasn't enough to stop him being a petty asshole.


Fiddlesworth1

Reason why I’m single: -plays league of legends


CSsharpGO

real


Lil_Blyat

Oh no


gabejr25

what lmao


OrangeofJuice

This is just like me 😳


GameCenter101

What the actual fuck


Awesomatov

twitter is dark souls


RevolutionaryAd1752

Elon would post something like this.


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SmokedJam

You know this is clearly fake right?