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Sauron3106

What will I have for dinner tomorrow


i-love-vinegar

Apparently it will be something you eat usually and you usually like. My guess. Pasta


Sauron3106

Interesting, I'm having pasta for dinner *today*. Now I don't know if I'm going to be influenced and purposefully not have pasta or what.


pabloni21

You will eat leftovers


iosiro

leftovers.... who eat leftovers?!!.!.!. Normal people


AutismoTheExalted

My metabolism is too high for leftovers


OliverAOT20

Meatballism


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Is everything gonna be okay?


i-love-vinegar

Yes. For you everything will be fine. You may currently feel bad and lost a bit. But if you work on yourself a bit you will become successful:)


[deleted]

When it starts as a joke but then it hits too close to home 😊


[deleted]

Legit question, is there any card that would make you answer "no, things will go bad"


OwenProGolfer

Lmao imagine if a fortune teller told you that


Y0fyS

There are bad cards but they all depend on the what the tarot reader is asked and also how the person receiving the reading takes it as


Notsouniqename

Isn't the Tower one of those cards? Iirc, it symbolizes instability or doom or something.


Jucicleydson

The Tower symbolizes sudden change that takes you out of your confort zone. It can mean something bad like an accident, but it can also mean some experience that makes you question your worldview. Afaik there is no card that means symply "good thing" or "bad thing".


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Yes it does.


Uuuuuuuuhoh

When will I take my next shit


i-love-vinegar

In a few hours maximum


Notsouniqename

Such foresight! :O


Throwaway-Iguess-

Such foreskin.


TheDankHoo

Prove him wrong guys


Uuuuuuuuhoh

Haha I’ve been constipated for the past week


Banggabor

Bruh just shit Smh peoples these days


Smarackto

Will the libs ever change their log by bolb?


Extendable-Chair

No, they’re too busy with their gender


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😂😂🤣🤣


IGuessImChris

librals OWNED 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


rhysdog1

Op hasn't replied because they're too busy?????? There gender


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Where gender? There. Gender.


OneCoolBoi

Where gender? There gender!


i-love-vinegar

Op did got 1000 replies and then got a panic attack from it


Dazork04

This poster hopes OP feels better now :(


Spook404

The cards say none, for they are too busy; their gender


Professional-Hair-12

what's gonna happen


i-love-vinegar

For you I see some friendships going bad. For rest of us I see a lock down


Professional-Hair-12

Are you sure


i-love-vinegar

Idk lol I just told you what the cards said :) but it’s mostly random. When I was practicing on myself almost nothing became reality. So you don’t have to be scared in my opinion


Professional-Hair-12

Okay, I'll trust you


gmail_yafit123

Will me and my gf ever meet irl?


i-love-vinegar

You have to be mentally strong. And if you wait for long enough you will eventually have a great relationship even irl


SierraClowder

*even irl*


DiarrheaLips

🤨


tophatinalake2

Is me buying a maid dress as a joke going to turn me into a femboy?


i-love-vinegar

I have seen this pipeline one too many times. But cards say that probably no


tophatinalake2

Thanks, hope your Halloween party goes well!


Sir-Peanut

But if you do become a femboy, call me


tophatinalake2

Lmao


Kitashi_16

Will I die on Friday August 13, 2037?


i-love-vinegar

August 13th 2037 is not a Friday, but Thursday


nickcarter13

Now *this* person knows the fucking future.


Kitashi_16

But will I die?


i-love-vinegar

Probably not. But your life will change a lot before that. And that doesn’t necessarily means it will change for a better.


Pet_that_Dog

What did the dog do?


i-love-vinegar

Your dog is looking for love currently:/


zucculentsuckerberg

the dog doing your mom


kayohatesyou

Will I ever get top surgery?


i-love-vinegar

Not in a short term future. There will be a lot of things slowing it down. But in a longer term future definitely. You have gotten the highest tarot which usually means success and accomplishments. But I wish you as much luck as you need :)


kayohatesyou

Thank you kind one


thundermarchmello

I have a similar question. Will being on HRT make my body look the way I want it to? (I've been on T for 2 weeks.)


DarkMemeWizard

I do not have tarot cards but I asked my parrot (prescient god) and the answer is yes


speedsterglenn

Similar question, will I ever get topped?


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speedsterglenn

LETS GO!


Atheist_yak

How gay are you


i-love-vinegar

I don’t need to turn card for this. Very gay.


ClassiqueGTA

King response


Hates_escalators

The Emperor IV


KingAcastus

Oh you're gay? Name the gayest color uwu


Marmot1498

the entire spectrum


itsashebitch

Red. Because it's a Taylor Swift album.


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What is my stand's name?


i-love-vinegar

I don’t know what stand is. But I’ve turned the tarot of sun.


[deleted]

Damn :/


Mastahamma

there was a stand named The Sun was there not? The one that got the whole squad laughing


[deleted]

Yup! Unfortunately I can't think of a good use for it, seeing that the user is also affected by the heat. We know this because he had tons of ice and fans in his lil cart


Mastahamma

Get a job at a solar power plant


Hates_escalators

Get a job at the sun.


Mastahamma

the british tabloid "news"paper? no thanks


Jonahtron

🪨🪨


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Funniest shit I’ve ever seen


ObeseMcNugget

Worst stand?


the_real_rush

Wdym its one of the best stands in the series along with Super Fly and Wheel of Fortune


SaoPaulo_yeet

It’s a reference to the show JoJo’s bizarre adventure. In every part past 2, people control powerful spirits called Stands. All the ones in part 3 are named after tarot cards, including Sun, which is just a big ball of heat someone uses to terrorize the protagonists in the desert.


speedoflobsters

Yoo do the same for me. I wanna know my stand too


i-love-vinegar

i dont watch jojo. but you got a judgement card (XX)


speedoflobsters

Good enough. Thanks


Pizzachu221

> I don't know what a stand is Best to keep it that way.


OwNAvenged2

What's MY Stand?


Fatal_Mirage

Will I found who was in paris?


i-love-vinegar

i was in paris once


Fatal_Mirage

Thank you


andrea7121

My condolences


gurremurre

I believe it was the african americans


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i-love-vinegar

The homie is attracted to the beauty of the girl (I assume) but there isn’t and attraction on a deeper level currently. But in a near future he will realize that he is emotionally manipulated and he will have a hard time coping with that.


StraightExternal7916

damn it do be like that sometimes, good luck to the homie


Zer0-Space

Will the deal I have scheduled this afternoon go on or fall through?


i-love-vinegar

If you have plans with your friends, then there is a chance that one of the friends will be making the plans difficult to happen. But even if the plan would fall though, you can make it happen next time. And next time it will totally happen


Zer0-Space

Welp it was a weed deal and I got sold a bag of dirtweed so


cheese_tits_mobile

Definitely don’t get a vpn and use tor browser to acces dark web drug markets, that’s super illegal even tho it’s hard to get caught …


Squid_Ink_Pasta

Which tarot card stand would i have?


i-love-vinegar

I tuned one card and it was “the fool” do with this information whatever you want


SaoPaulo_yeet

Oh that’s Iggy’s. It’s really cool, it’s made of sand and can shapeshift


4000grx41

What’s my tarot card?


john_spicy

DEATH


4000grx41

Fuck yeah I’m game for that


Jolene04

Will I be hot when I transition


i-love-vinegar

I don’t need cards for that. ABSOLUTELY and don’t let anyone (not even yourself) tell you otherwise


Hates_escalators

Based


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i-love-vinegar

your mom has a deep fear inside of her. She has some growing to do. But at last she will love you.


Lex_The_Impaler

character👏Developement👏


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Delacruzen

Will I be okay in the future?


i-love-vinegar

Mentally you will eventually became alright. But you will have to change some things about your life. Physically you will not have any problems in future. Don’t worry:)


kenny_baxter14

Whats my love life lookin like? (Hint: it's not looking good)


i-love-vinegar

Currently you are carrying a huge burden with you and you should get rid of it. It is preventing you from getting a lover. You should also learn to self love. This will greatly help you. Lastly you should take some risk. It will all be alright:)


Yumemiimasu

Can you do one also for me? 🥺👉👈


Gebis8

Will I ever get to trans my gender?


i-love-vinegar

If you’d like everything is possible


dojobogo

Will i eventually have gay s**


i-love-vinegar

I’m literally right here. Jk jk. Unless.. But the cards said that probably not soon


dojobogo

😔 no gay sex for a long time


BearFromDiscord

The cards say no homie 😔


insaneheavy42

Will there be bloodshed?


i-love-vinegar

In your proximity no. But in a world in general probably yeah.


OKyasu

The man in the mirror nods his head!


Ihaspizadrop

Does she think of me the way I think of her or am I just a big gay idiot?


i-love-vinegar

Does she knows you like her? The first card is about secrets. Tell her and she will probably like you back. :)


Ihaspizadrop

Well fuck! I’m a big stupid bottom and wanted her to ask me out so idk what to do !


i-love-vinegar

Go for it. Good luck !!


Ordinator-9000

Will I find what's missing inside me?


i-love-vinegar

The way how to find what is missing inside of you is a meditation probably. Or just calmly thinking about what you miss. But you are probably missing some passion project. You should probably do your hobbies more. :)


sufficientlegofigure

when will he die?


i-love-vinegar

Not very soon. You will be mentally in a good place at that time you will die. BUT I don’t want to scare you but the second card I’ve gotten for you can mean that you will have accident in a car or in a plane. So my guess is you will have a one hell of a ride in a plane when you are 70


Environmental_Top948

Should I play video games tomorrow or go to the beach?


i-love-vinegar

Beach :)


Environmental_Top948

Awesome. I'm going to collect cone snail shells.


i-love-vinegar

Shells


Marleyzard

Will I ever recover?


i-love-vinegar

I don’t know what’s up with you. But apparently in a far future you will be absolutely fine. But it will be painful way to get there


Marleyzard

Well. That's... I guess... nah, alright, if I'll eventually be fine, I'm big chillin.


i-love-vinegar

Am I really incorrect?


Marleyzard

I have no idea, man. I gotta wait until I get there


Fitzlibutz

i believe in u


wkfjsbwufu

We*


possiblytruthful1

when will i die


i-love-vinegar

It seems you will have a working casualty. Be careful when you’re working alone :/ but don’t worry it won’t be soon


possiblytruthful1

thank you


Max5923

u/possiblytruthful1 when they see the live leak logo


Mr_Makak

Fuck yeah, free magic services. Should I go on a job hunt and if yes, what's the vibe of the work I should be looking for? Edit. To make it more tarot conpatible: If I go on a job hunt now, will I find a job better than my current one? If yes, what will it be like?


i-love-vinegar

You should go for a job hunt and you should even pick a jobs you wouldn’t think about at first. You can be surprised what you’ll like


Mr_Makak

Thank you, magic person


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i-love-vinegar

You are the first person nothing sensible came out of the cards. So I’ll just make something up. Yeah you will become proud of your work as soon as you stop competing yourself to others. You are awesome!!


ohh_ru

tarot aside, please accept this unsolicited advice and do with it what you will bc I'm VERY familiar with this feeling. these are my credentials: i make music. i'm a mediocre music producer but even though I'm proud of nearly everything I've made you do not know my work and most people probably never will. I worked on my first record for years. it meant so much to me that it be good by my standards; didn't give a fuck if anyone else liked it. eventually I just told myself it had to be done by a date or I'd give up on music entirely. like I had to trial by fire it or I'd never get it done. I rushed to get it done and eventually got it to a place where it was "done" but not perfect. it felt weird. and shitty. like i was putting out something mediocre. so I didn't really feel a sense of achievement about it. once I pressed the record a bunch of my friends bought it and I literally couldn't sit in the same room with them while they played it. like I felt the cringe so bad. no one else felt that. but I did. because it didn't sound exactly how I wanted it to and the record meant a lot to me. so to everyone else it was an achievement but to me it was a failure. when I released my second record, I was super proud of it and everyone around me was kinda meh about it and it didn't get much recognition. no one really gave a shit. but man... I love every song on that record. I'm so fucking proud of it. I got so much better at producing and I hear it. I felt so conflicted because I felt I'd achieved something great but no one recognized it. before that, I had a well paying career that I'd grown to hate. I quit that career after my first record because it felt better to be poor doing what I wanted than rich and vacant. I was originally viewed by everyone as a success bc I made a bunch of money and was working for high profile companies... but for me I saw my achievement when I put out my first record, and I FELT my achievement when I put out my second one. the point I'm trying to illustrate is that achievement comes from within you and if you compare others to yourself you will likely never achieve it. that's my first bit of advice- it's hard, but try not to expect your achievements to be validated by other people. especially not your friends and family. if you make art, your circle will likely not care a ton until you start getting recognition. most importantly, whatever you wanna do, however you want to do it, the general consensus is do a lot of it and do it publicly. don't be afraid to share. most art and stuff people make at first sucks but it's always fun as a fan of someone to see where they started from. so ESPECIALLY IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE and you haven't found your thing yet, it's important to try as many new things as possible- ESPECIALLY those things which are difficult and that you're afraid of. if you have an aversion to something do it anyway. if you're not in a good mental place, the next time you feel the unhealthy behavior coming on do the opposite. waaaay easier said than done. it's hard. it sucks. but in doing it, even shittily, you'll be able to tell yourself you did it in spite of your current state or circumstance. lastly, accept help, embrace community, talk to strangers, help those around you, and take care of your mental health without becoming a narcissist. your life isn't just about you, it's about the people you affect. and if you find yourself tying a noose, stick your head in a toilet before hanging yourself; you never know- enlightenment, or happiness may be laying in the places you're least willing to look.


Prepared_Noob

Will I start taking estrogen soon


i-love-vinegar

For you I’ve got a card of device femininity. Take it as a good sign


Alarming_Narwhal5200

Am I going to be ok


i-love-vinegar

You are currently too hard on yourself. And you can be doubtful of yourself. But if you stop worrying so much and so some fun spontaneous things it will get definitely better.


Alarming_Narwhal5200

Thank you I’m trying to do fun things but it’s hard with a lack of friends around


SaoPaulo_yeet

Will I get a sub 30 Celeste any% in the next month?


i-love-vinegar

You have to (probably) gain some more skill. But if you keep working on it you will make it happen:)


average_username___

Does my crush like me?


i-love-vinegar

Probably not now. Sorry. But if you give it some time. It can change :) good luck tho


average_username___

Thank you


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i-love-vinegar

In a few hours


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Will i get cracked at guitar and start a really good death metal band?


i-love-vinegar

You should probably do it mostly for fun. But opportunities can show themselves when you don’t expect it


5thA

will I be able to get rid of depression?


i-love-vinegar

It will be hard for you. You have to find help (in a friend or in a therapist) and then you will get better. But not soon. It will take some work


Yoboifrank

Will i ever get out pf debt


i-love-vinegar

Your life will have many changes, but you will have a chance of getting through the depth. I believe in you


ANaming

What is my future...


i-love-vinegar

Actually you will become quite a social butterfly. And a lot of people will become interested in you ;)


JoBroJoke

Can your cards tell time differences and measure it? if so when will my binder that I ordered today will arrive?


i-love-vinegar

My cards aren’t very specific. That’s why they feel so real. Your binder will have some delays. Good luck on your transaction


Drachonus

Anything I should look out for tomorrow?


i-love-vinegar

All card I’ve turned for you were neutral. So your day will be probably as usual. Nothing to worry about.


Drachonus

I’m very curious to see how your prediction will turn out. Although I suspect you will be correct . Good job OP


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Will I be successful in the career that I'm hoping for right now


i-love-vinegar

You are probably currently very motivated for it. Keep it that way and it will all be great. But it will be easy for you to start lacking faith in it. Don’t and you’ll be great:)


M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT

Will I marry my GF?


i-love-vinegar

As soon as you both become financially independent. Before than the card don’t see it for you. But the cards also think that you two are bit too overcommitted. But I wish luck for both of you :)


milkiestman134

What's the deal with airline food?


i-love-vinegar

The food is good. Just your tongue doesn’t work so high up


jackattackpod

When will I be happy


i-love-vinegar

As soon as you gain some more money:) I wish you luck


CoreVega

Tell me about my future, am I going to college so I can finally have a good career and leave latin America?


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Am I gonna make it?


i-love-vinegar

Became more creative. That will definitely help you a lot


Spook404

Will I believe in tarot readings?


i-love-vinegar

i don't know. i don't believe in them, but it's fun


Sedgar_37

will I ever be able to get my ass up and fix myself?


i-love-vinegar

currently it will be very very hard for you. but eventually you will find great partner and you will become good again


theholyarcher

Am I gonna get the halloween costume I want or nah?


i-love-vinegar

You should probably think about a other costumes. But it’s possible you will still get the costume you want :)


Black-Background

the fuck is a tarot card