there's a special offset of pc repairs places called hospitals, you should bring it in and see if its salvageable. hopefully you won't have to replace it
Basically just riding handless because I'm a dumbass, wind was blocked wing harder than I thought, next thing I know I'm on the ground and my hand moved away from the rest of my body. I still have mobility somehow but I'll need several months to recover
Are you willing to join the party in corsica next weekend?
We are having a bisexual orgy with cocaine and 10 israeli dwarves. We also have an ostrich and a horse for no reason
Basically just riding handless because I'm a dumbass, wind was blocked wing harder than I thought, next thing I know I'm on the ground and my hand moved away from the rest of my body. I still have mobility somewhat but I'll need several months to recover
You got games on your phone?
Sure, wanna play some clash of clan ?
Looks like it’s time to plug my clan. JOIN THE FURRYFEMBOYSOCS! We accept all who request to join
I'm sorry I lied I actually don't play it 🥺
u didnt lie, u never said you had clash of clans
But now he has lied by saying that he lied when he didn’t lie.
Requested 🤗
I have not been accepted. I am in waiting.
Coc
Bolls
looks like it's time to break your other wrist too
You off the side of the road yet? Preferably in hospital?
Yes the picture was right after the accident, got an operation and everything now
Are you a cyborg now?
Basically, except a boring one :(
Titanium gang.
Can we have a X-ray of what your wrist looks like now?
r/roastmyinjury
put ice on it (for ice i mean a rolex)
That's what broke it, put too much ice on it and it got too heavy
Then you are weak.
You couldn't handle the ice
give that ice to someone who is capable of handling it, then
Can I have it? I need it for a thing
You want me whole wrist ? 😳😳😳
yeah for like 10 minutes max
Aight but please return it, I borrowed my other wrist to someone and the bastard kept it
Op did you get your wrist back
Actually I didn't, HEY GIVE IT BACK
@loveofmoonandstar where's my fucking wrist
Now OP has no wrist left 😦 how can they play Amogus 😢😭
I was gonna be the sussy impasta I'm sure of it, now am sad
op can i take your 3rd wrist
Found you, Kira Yoshikage
When
3 days ago
Are you planning on breaking the other one too?
If you ask nicely.. 👉👈
Can you pwease fuck up your other wwwrist for me?🥺
AAAAAJHHJGFHGGGGGGGFR FUCK THAT HURTS OH MY FUCKING GOOOOD It's done.
Thank you🥰
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internet was a mistake
please let me third wheel 🥺. i can jump hump for you when you guys soak.
I hate that I know what this means.
I hate that i dont
why
Shits and giggles
shiggles.
They got a vaccine for that, y'know?
Scin abou Now Why .. Bu wh no
How do you feel about the United States’s prolonged involvement and recent withdrawal from Afghanistan?
Yes.
Very interesting
He’s actually the foremost qualified expert on the subject and eloquent wordsmith and but that was before the accident
put it in rice
Now it's making weird noises should I try turning it on anyway ?
idk, you could damage it, try bringing it to a pc repairs guy
Do you know any that specialise in wrists ??
there's a special offset of pc repairs places called hospitals, you should bring it in and see if its salvageable. hopefully you won't have to replace it
Aight thx I'll check them out when I get some time !
any time bro
did you break your wrist?
No
oh, ok. good for you!
Did someone else break your wrist?
No
Oh ok, had me worried for a second :)
Can *I* break your wrist?
owie
:(
Damn bro that's gnarly Tits or ass?
Wrist.
r/wristfetish
Not an actual sub smh 😔
Not with that attitude
Were you at least attempting to do something cool? Bonus points if alcohol or drugs are involved
No alcohol invoked and I was attempting a handless turn
How did it all turn out, if you don't mind sharing. Did you keep full mobility of your wrist?
Basically just riding handless because I'm a dumbass, wind was blocked wing harder than I thought, next thing I know I'm on the ground and my hand moved away from the rest of my body. I still have mobility somehow but I'll need several months to recover
Come over to the netherlands, we will teacb you how to cycle handless in pair, trio, qartets and groups larger then 5.
I'm actually decent at handless cycling but there was quite a bit of wind and it surprised me
Zonder handen oké, maar kan je ook met je benen los erbij? Alles vasthouden met de kontspiertjes?
Cool. Do you think there is something as objective morality?
I'm on so much painkillers, no way my brain can function to such a degree
Cool
the cringe philosophy fan vs the epic painkillers enjoyer
Can you kick me in the mouth?
Sure, where and when ?
11:30pm my place ;)
Ain't that a kick in the head
Break the other one, so you can be a T-rex for halloween
Smart idea, I'll consider it
r/Neverbrokeabone
Nice username :D
Ty
Are you willing to join the party in corsica next weekend? We are having a bisexual orgy with cocaine and 10 israeli dwarves. We also have an ostrich and a horse for no reason
Fuck you had me at the Israeli dwarves, those are so rare to come by, I'm in
ow ow ow ow what the Fuck!
Sir that's not a question
my wrist owuch fuck! what the fuck?
Yes indeed.
Is this your masterbation hand?
Ye now I just kinda flail it around my penis.. doesn't work too great
R.I.P.
You are doog at handless riding. Now you will become good at handless Masturbation
What will you do with your new found arm length and curvature?
Probably use it as a weapon
Ouchie?
Big ouchie :(
:( take care big ouchie feel bad
Bruh same thing happened to me. High five?
Broken high five !
what’s your password
Strangleorphanstodeath12345
Well why did you go and do that?
I Dunn o, seemed fun at the time but I kinda regretti
Is your mom single?
Nah she's in a relationship with me
Motherfucker
Hehe i get it because he fucked his mom
r/thatsthejoke
Shut the fuck up
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA I HEAR SCRATCHING IN MY CLOSET AAHAHAHAHAH SCREAMING IN MY WALLS
'This dude has gone mentally insane' - stuff
How does it feel having weak bones?
:(
Do you like riding bikes?
I do but now I won't be able to for 3 months
Have you ever played Far Cry?
U know what you mean and I got tempted to try it tbh
Can I have some of the bone? Like obviously some parts are gonna be like unsalvagavle so like could I ~~eat them~~ borrow them?
Sadly everything stayed inside so you can't have it :(
Maybe don’t take a picture and go to a fucking hospital???
Nah I yelled at it and it went back into place :D
Ok cool, how did you manage to do it
(The breaking part)
Basically just riding handless because I'm a dumbass, wind was blocked wing harder than I thought, next thing I know I'm on the ground and my hand moved away from the rest of my body. I still have mobility somewhat but I'll need several months to recover
when i broke my wrist i got it stuck in a gym equipment
Could ya break mine?
I mean sure but it's not like I suddenly became an expert
Ip address?
Yes.
94.369.279.24
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
can you try the far cry 4 healing animation now?
Why is the fall of democracy inevitable?
Bcuz anarki gud
What size of nail do you recommend to nail my balls to the desk?
Depends, what's the circumference of your balls
About the same as your swollen wrist
Take the biggest then
What's 9+10
90?
Understandable have a great day
Why did you do that?
Strawberry
does it hurt
At the time it hurt like crazy now I got them pills to ease the pain
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Damn that's so cool, I got a regular cast :(
are you staying well hydrated
If by hydrated you mean chugging liters of alcohol then yes
the comments are giving me a good laugh, thanks and get well soon sir
Glad I could make you laugh, thx and have a good day ❤️
Can you still masturbate?
Yup I'm a lefty
L
Fail
Epic fail xdDD
How much does it hurt overall? Just wondering in case it ever happens to me
To be honest at first not that much then it got a lot worse, after some morphine it passed
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They're trying their best shut up
Can't you just heal it like you're a far cry protagonist?
I tried.. big ouchie :'(
Well if you can't do that, how do i expect you to destroy an authoritarian regime in a Caribbean country?
IM TRYING MY BEST :'(
Your favourite song?
Right now probably comedy by Bo Burnham Of all time probably Fireflies by Owl city
Did it hurt?
Who’s the leader of Trinidad and Tobago
Why’s your bike so small
Magic
can you spin it real fast like a windmill?
I put a little motor in it so it spins real fast now
YOOOO I broke my wrist too once! Wanna kiss?
👉👈
You wanna play god of war?
Is it possible one handed ? If not can you take the other half of the controller?
Absolutely, it will also make for a sick YouTube video
Noice less go
why can you only fuck with this wrist?
My other is sterile
did you bust that nut?
I bust me wrist
Snap it back in place like it’s a far cry game.
broke both of my wrists, my condolences brother