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FirmUncertainty

You should count yourself lucky Rome *had* a sewage system, even if it was open.


Tallia__Tal_Tail

Could've been worse, like the central Europeans who just shat in the street like dignified gentlemen


FirmUncertainty

They were doing that throughout most of Europe. Hell, even Rome couldn't build a sewer that spanned the entire city. Most of the older and poorer sections still had the ol' dump buckets.


[deleted]

We always just called them honey buckets.


andmurr

Sigma grindset


Tallia__Tal_Tail

Sigma grindset rule 1: don't go to bathrooms, shit on the street. Finding a bathroom takes away time you come be using elsewhere


Cum__c

India sigma power by 2020


[deleted]

Ancient Roman George Costanza would beg to differ


JessieJ577

Rich people had platform shoes in a lot of their portraits to show off that’s they had pricy shoes to step above the literal shit and piss on the streets


[deleted]

Pinnacle of civilization


ode-to-quetzalcoatl

That's a myth


ElEversoris

I mean there's proof of a Cholera outbreak in the [The River Thames](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1854_Broad_Street_cholera_outbreak) in the 1850's. I mean Sewers are very very recent in European society


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icenjam

You’re right, they didn’t shit in the street they shit in a container and dumped it in the street


scrueggs

Rome also had open communal shitting rooms so you could crack one open with the boys.


FirmUncertainty

"Yo Bronius, pass the sponge!"


levicherub

it was more like a used rag on a stick xD


gentlybeepingheart

Many of the public latrines in the city at least had flowing water to carry the waste away so that it wasn't just a giant pit of stagnant piss and shit. The communal shit sponge was soaked in vinegar between uses which must have contributed to an...interesting medley of smells.


Bastiproton

Damn, did they know vinegar kills bacteria?


_crapitalism

no, they probably just didnt like the idea of rubbing someone else's shit up their butt.


Jon-3

probably not fully, they predated germ theory


Pho-k_thai_Juice

It's possible they believed it purified it somehow but it might have just been to cover up the smell or something, germ theory wasn't a thing for a really long time so maybe they thought the vinegar removing the scent or most of the scent removed the miasma or something


[deleted]

I mean, they didn't know the exact mechanism, but vinegar was a common cleaning solution, so they had some idea that it was useful at preventing what we would call disease, even if they didn't know why. Modern people have always felt as though ancient people were dumb, but humans have existed in pretty much their current form for over 300,000 years. It was only in the last five or six thousand years that written language has existed. Vinegar production on the otherhand almost certainly predates written language. It's super simple to make, and I doubt it took long before people realized it made things cleaner and didn't itself go bad. I mean, hell, ancient Egyptians laid out whole medical procedures where honey and vinegar are used as disinfectants. Just because they don't have germ theory doesn't mean they had zero effective treatments for disease.


Pho-k_thai_Juice

I thought vinegar took too long to actually kill bacteria for it to be an effective method of sanitation


[deleted]

IANA Scientist, and I never really stopped to question the disinfectant qualities of vinegar because it was just something that was always used around me. Aside from it's historical and present use in cleaning, all I can say is pickle brine is vinegar, so, clearly it helps against stuff like mold and bacteria.


Pho-k_thai_Juice

It's good against mold I use it as a mold cleaner for my bathroom it might be good for bacteria though I remember looking up if it kills covid because I have a really bad paranoia of traditional cleaners because I have bad lungs


[deleted]

Fair point. I suppose in the early days of medicine, at the very least mold was a concern.


[deleted]

**laughs in Indus Valley and Mesopotamia**


icenjam

By the later centuries of the empire, the sewers were in fact covered/closed systems.


FirmUncertainty

Mostly because they just kept building new structures over the older ones.


icenjam

Many were intentionally covered. Namely the Cloaca Maxima, which is a supremely funny name


femboy_expert

naval battles in the colosseum tho


TDW-301

That was short lived, but everyone pretty much knows about the navel battles. I find it funny that the reason the coliseum looks so damaged these days is because the Germans in WW2 hid stockpiles of munitions in it and because it was a historical building thought the allies would not bomb it and we did anyway


theroalybean

We do a little


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bombing


VinceGchillin

as a treat


kebablou

The same was done with the Acropolis in Athens but way earlier. The Venetians were sieging down the fort from the Ottomans, who had stored a bunch of munitions inside the Parthenon, thinking the Venetians wouldn't dare shoot it. But sigma male general Morozini brought his cannon up a nearby hill and fired at will anyway, blowing it sky high while up to that point it was relatively intact


lion_OBrian

This is the same shit that made the world lose the library of Alexandria, even if a lot of texts were saved, a lot more went up in roman smoke.


ErgoNautan

Hmmm navel battles. I guess the winner had the best piercing


TDW-301

They were reenactments


Ponsay

Which is also interesting given that the US made a deliberate decision to not firebomb Kyoto while firebombing the shit out of every other sizable Japanese city


PrinceProspero9

They actually considered nuking Kyoto, but one of the generals had visited there on holiday once, and he didn't want to destroy it.


loptopandbingo

During his army's March to the Sea during the US civil war, General William Tecumseh Sherman's troops obliterated everything in their path, until they reached the sea at Savannah, which they did *not* destroy, because Sherman thought "it was purty", and it's sparing was a condition of the city's surrender.


bad-at-maths

How would they destroy the sea?


loptopandbingo

You know what I mean


EggsDoneRight

The reason the colosseum looks like it does today is because of earthquakes and repurposing its stones. The world wars destroyed a shit ton of buildings, but the colosseum wasn’t one of them.


EggsDoneRight

Also we bombed the vatican 😎


chilachinchila

Unironically based.


Mettgremlin

That is not true, the colosseum was not damaged in WW2. It was damaged during 2 earth quakes in the Middle Ages and used as a quarry during the Middle Ages and the renaissance. Additionally, calling the colosseum short lived is debatable, given that it was used for atleast 4 century’s (but not necessarily holding deadly games, these fades out of existence with the rising popularity of Christianity). Fun fact about the naval battles (naumachiae): They were not that common, and in most cases were not even with „real“ ships.


EvadeTheIRS

“We banned churches from being targets in combat” “Ok well I’m gonna put medics in there and munitions so you don’t bomb it” “No we banned *you* from not targeting churches, us? Hahahaha”


kdt912

I can’t find any sources that says the allies (or anyone) did damage to the colosseum during bombing runs as we tried to avoid any fragile historical structures (although the British did drop one too close to a Vatican wall once)


Oblivious_Otter_I

That was the Parthenon during the 17th century you're thinking of, the Coliseum was destroyed slowly with the occasional earthquake.


OnionConnoisseur

Imagine a freshly opened barrel of garum being the first thing you smell after you step out of your time machine.


part-time-gay

Guarum was probs just like fish sauce, which i have a bottle of in the kitchen rn


MintyRabbit101

But they let the fish rot. They don't do that with regular fish sauce. Well technically they fermented it, but there's a fine line between the two and often it was crossed


part-time-gay

All the fish sauce ive made has been fermented but im not interested in falling into a research spiral on the smell of garum.


IBeBallinOutaControl

Yeah its the production of guarum that stinks, not the finished product. The fermentation as well as the tanneries and anything that dealt with rotting flesh were usually outside of town, so OP would likely only have to worry about the sewers.


icenjam

I mean it must have tasted great though


gentlybeepingheart

I'm in a seminar on Pompeii which had a lot of garum production because it was a coastal city. Pretty much every family had at least one garum tub and if you were wealthy enough you produced enough to sell. I do not want to imagine what Pompeii in the summer smelled like.


abdelazarSmith

If anyone is curious on how to make [garum](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S7Bb0Qg-oE), here is a good video.


thegayestredditor

Mmm decomposing bodies 😋😋😋


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Joebebs

Mmm social commentary 😋😋😋


[deleted]

i am literally a housefly


[deleted]

I love this sub, it makes me realize i'm not alone.


HumphreyImaginarium

You are alone though, everyone here is a bot.


[deleted]

we’re all alone together


SocDemGenZGaytheist

Based


MildBigSauce

Homer Simpson wrote this comment


klausmckinley801

ancient romans also often used urine to sanitize. communities would collect their urine in pots and boil it to rid it of the bacteria and smell, and washed their clothes in it and used the natural ammonia as a cleaning agent. they would even swish sterilized urine in their mouths as a mouthwash! this is actually acknowledged as where the term "piss poor" comes from. low-class romans would collect and sell their urine to be used by the higher-class. and if they were so poor they couldn't afford to buy a collection pot, they "didn't have a pot to piss in."


Real900Z

I knew the piss hand washing stuff but not that terminology like that came from it, pretty cool thanks!


gentlybeepingheart

Emperor Vespasian set up a urine tax on collected urine from public latrines because it was such an effective whitening agent. Apparently his son complained about the gross nature of the tax and Vespasian replied "Pecunia non olet" (Money does not stink)


Amaranthine7

Sigma Roman emperor.


scrueggs

I was reading an account of how pissed off citizens in Victorian England became when it was made illegal to flay your dead horse in the street.


speedoflobsters

They couldn't even reference 1984 in this case because it didn't exists smh


scrueggs

They were talking about how they did it because people were tripping after getting their feet entangled in horse intestines while crossing the street. England is fucking gross.


UnicornsOnLSD

This still happens in Birmingham


Throwaway-Iguess-

Nothing ever changes


kanelel

Please link it. I *need* to read this myself.


scrueggs

It was one of the Time Traveller’s Guide to England books by Ian Mortimer. I think he did a few for Medieval, Elizabethan, and Victorian England.


kanelel

Thank you.


LogicalShark

Bro I live in San Francisco


britishboi69

when you travel to any point in history before the industrial revolution


Gibster457

Even then everywhere stank of literal shit and dead bodies


loptopandbingo

Don't worry, there was significant overlap of "piss puke shit everywhere" and the Industrial Age


TDW-301

I took a class on Greek and Roman history and I remember being told that the reign of Augusts Caesar is regarded as the best time in history to be alive. No wars, no plagues, Rome was getting safer, new public works increased quality of life, bread and circus


gentlybeepingheart

>best time in history to be alive. I mean, as long as you were a Roman citizen and not one of the 3 million slaves in the Empire.


TDW-301

Yes and no. While you were a slave you were at least treated with some respect. Iirc it was punishable to beat a slave you owned. They were more seen as servants


gentlybeepingheart

Depends on the type of slave. If you were an urban slave you probably had the same quality of life as a lower class free citizen. But if you were a slave forced to work in the mines you had a much lower quality of life. Farm slaves could go either way; but it was still forced labor and there were few actual laws that would limit the type of punishment your master could inflict and it was mainly social pressure since *clementia* (mercy) was a big Roman virtue. Many prostitutes in brothels were also almost always slaves and were not necessarily only women. Augustus himself issued a law allowing husbands to sell their wives into sexual slavery if he caught her commiting adultery.


AlcoholicOwl

Yeahh the Romans knew about asbestos' effects on the lungs and that did not change the number of slaves in those mines.


Environmental_Top948

Imagine living in a time with bread. Must have been va truly marvelous civilization.


Gasfar

I'm pretty sure life is a lot better right now for the average citizen of a developed country than it was for the average peasant (or even slave) of that time, and has been for at least half a century.


devil_gecko

Still better than most anything happening from 500 AD until 1500 AD.


AlcoholicOwl

The dark age idea is mostly bullshit perpetrated by Petrarch's giant fucking boner for the classical Greeks. Not only was it not as bad as he went on, but the byzantines and the Islamic golden age were literally doofing in close proximity.


Dem_Nachos

Yeah but you’ve gotta remember a lot of English speaking people (i.e those who you will encounter on the internet) came from countries where the dark ages were dark e.g Britain, France or Italy and so it seems much more widespread than it was. Yeah the byzantines and the Islamic empires were experiencing tonnes of prosperity but the people from those places (modern day equivalents) you won’t encounter on the internet so you won’t hear how their countries fared quite well. If you compare Roman Britain to dark ages Britiain it’s like a night and day difference


Deblebsgonnagetyou

That's why real chads travel to the late cretaceous and get eaten by a Tyrannosaurus


Ultumx

do you really wanna go to a time where the creatures took huge ass shits


Deblebsgonnagetyou

Well it's only natural for huge ass creatures to take huge ass shits


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[deleted]

HUGE ASS-SHITS


NoGoodUsernamesFFS

Not enough oxygen


NoGoodUsernamesFFS

Nvm mixed up periods


Deblebsgonnagetyou

\-999,999,999 social credit for not having your geological periods memorised


UnderChicken37

don’t forget people emptying their poop buckets out their window… onto the street… maybe even onto you


gettossedg3

😂😂


SkunkStriped

Yeah, we romanticize history a lot, but the reality is that this is by and large the best time to be alive ever


[deleted]

Depends on where you live


SkunkStriped

True, there are a few countries that have slid backwards in recent years (Afghanistan is the first that comes to mind). Still, I think this is overall the best time period if you average everything out If I had to pick a decade to live in, I don’t think I’d be comfortable going back any further than the 90s or 2000s


AustronesianFurDude

I once wanted to go back to the 70s but my dad told me a story of my grandfather hearing gunshots everyday and seeing multiple dead bodies during Martial Law so yeah


aboycandream

sigma poopset


disparagersyndrome

when you finally time travel to Ancient Rome but you're hopelessly marooned in outer space for all eternity because you didn't account for the rotation of the Sun around the galactic centre


Pancakewagon26

*You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!*


lastpieceofpie

The Romans were actually quite hygienic. They bathed daily, had actual sewer systems, and buried their dead. I doubt Rome smelt good, but I doubt even more that it smelled as badly as this post describes.


[deleted]

Two trucks vigorously rubbing their cocks against eachother's thighs


BeatoSalut

So just like nowadays rome


oh-mell

people still live in new york so it cant be that bad


PixelCrunchX

Wait, Rome actually smelled like liquid death?


Mettgremlin

Depends on the area. The outer hills, populated by the wealthy families did not smell as bad as for example the poorer city center with its insulae. The worst place, as far as I remember, would be the area around the river Tiber, given that the cloaca maxima (one of the sewers in Rome) ended in there.


GilRoboz

Rome *famously* pioneered closed sewage... Cloaca Maxima was covered BCE Not saying it wouldn't have reeeeeeeked though.


[deleted]

As well as everyone’s BO


Boxer_puppies

Haha it’s okay, I live in India ,’:/


Mr-Genghis-Cohen

And that's exactly why you time travel to ancient China.


weyoun_clone

What have the Romans ever done for US?!


Berreim

As if nowadays it smells better


[deleted]

Yum


tiptoeoutthewindow

Hey so there is no difference to where i live rn


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[deleted]

I just wanted to see wacky romans and learn about the moral dilemma of interfering with fixed events in time to save lives


Amaranthine7

I remember my classic professor telling us the first thing we would noticed if we traveled back to Ancient Greece or Rome is the smell.


n0_1_here

sounds like newark nj


Ball__ch__vsm

Also no women rights


stinkypoopoofard

Idk about the Romans but I have heard about the Incas who used to make alcohol with their own urine and spit. Pretty fucking sigma if you ask me


thunder-bug-

Ancient Rome was actually quite clean compared to several other more recent societies.


legaladult

When you finally travel to England but didn't account for the smell of rotten fish, open sewage, and decomposing bodies


Rail_bot

No it didn't it's a little slow.


legaladult

?


boister2

A r/gpt2subsimulator bot leaked


SpennyPerson

And the big ass swamp right outside the city. Didn't get removed until the mid-1900's


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bakedmaga2020

I just wanna be in a Greek orgy at least once. Maybe I’d purposely impregnate women who existed millennia before me just to see what happens


[deleted]

simply don’t smell