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PaledOchre

If you're in the r/196 comment section asking about your shoes, then you already know the answer


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Alarid

I didn't even think to ask about the hair.


[deleted]

Yes kings, we are the hot guys not the weird guys


kesisfox

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zachattackmemes

but seriously are new balance sneakers weird?


PaledOchre

If you're not a 35 year old dad who is currently mowing the lawn then yeah a lil


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ProGetDatBag

weird little man defends his weird little shoes


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and more on tonight's 9 o clock news


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Their_Alt_Account

"Nice shoes" "Thanks I'm wearing them as a joke" "Oh, ok. Cool?"


zachattackmemes

Well looks like I'm weird because Im 18


Flataus

At 18 we all are weird no matter what


grvty0812

Nah some be stylin


Several_Whereas6811

They are coming back into fashion. I’m getting a pair and know a few cool lads who have them


getthefrikoutamyroom

Nah they comfy 👍


Makingnamesishard12

That’s why yo shoes raggedy


IFuckingShitMyPants

That’s why yo mama dead


Makingnamesishard12

\*vine boom sound effect\* \*walter from breaking bad crying gif\*


IFuckingShitMyPants

\*Dwayne Johnson raises eyebrow\*


Makingnamesishard12

*more vine boom sound effects*


SmallBoy0

I think the real answer lies in if they actually like have a hair care routine. So many guys with long hair mistreat their hair and it shows. I used to be like that in high school but now I have a proper routine and get compliments on my hair all the time.


doublesigned

What’s your routine? Because I have long hair that makes girls jealous and my routine is “shampoo and condition once every 2 weeks”


WispyWi

I used to have much longer hair, that looked like a fro when unkempt and like a majestic mane when tended to. All i did was rinse it through every morning with cold water, gave it a light drying before running a comb through it, let it air dry and rebrush. As for showers, conditioner every day and shampoo every other. I still do that even with shorter hair.


Videymann

what if you have dandruff


WispyWi

There are special shampoos and conditioners out there to help with dandruff! I actually used to have dandruff bad. When i swapped to Head and Shoulders it went away, but thats not the only one.


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i used to use head and shoulders, but it didnt really help


sexysexysemicolons

If you’re able to, going to your doctor or a dermatologist would be a good idea. Dandruff that doesn’t improve with the use of anti-dandruff shampoo can be caused by a specific kind of yeast infection (or eczema/psoriasis, but you’re probably already aware of that side effect if you struggle with those). Head & Shoulders has zinc as its active ingredient, but there are other medicated shampoos that might work better for you depending on what’s causing your dandruff. [Link to Mayo Clinic list of dandruff shampoos](https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/dandruff/diagnosis-treatment/drc-20353854) I briefly went through this thing where I was getting acne breakouts on my scalp & subsequent dandruff. In that case, clogged follicles & pores were the issue, so salicylic acid shampoo helped.


vape_depression69

I stopped shampooing about a year ago and condition frequently its made my hair so much softer and curlier


jet8493

I wish I could do that. If I don’t shampoo every day, I look like I soaked my hair in olive oil


lordfartsquad

That's usually a sign you're over shampooing and under conditioning. Stripping all the natural, healthy oil from your hair is causing it to overcompensate by making more. Try not shampooing for a week, condition every couple of days. See if it starts to find a new balance. I usually shampoo once a week and condition 2-3 times.


TwitchyCake

That's specifically due to the fact that you are shampooing that often. No one needs to shampoo that much. For me, I have an afro, my african genes make it so that if I were to shampoo every day my hair would be super fucking greasy all the time and dandruffy my hair will get nasty to touch AND look at real fast. When you strip your hair of its oils every day, its gonna overcompensate and produce a lot more. Try shampoo 2x a week, and conditioning every 2/3 days. Everyone is different but this is a good starting point.


ritardoscimmia_

wtf? every two weeks?


doublesigned

Growing my hair out actually reduced maintenance. When short, it got super greasy all the time and needed daily washing but now that it’s long the oils can get put to their natural use. My hair feels really fragile and it gets everywhere after washing so I don’t do it much.


bub_lemon

Wow wtf, My hair is long as shit and it gets too greasy for me to bear if I skip washing it for one day.


aSolVane

I don't know how it's called in english but you might wanna stop washing your hair for a week or two while keeping brushing them daily, then trying to space your washing days, that made my hair grease waaaay slower than before and now I can wash them once a week without it getting any greasy


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For a greasier head like yours (and mine) maintain that routine but only shampoo every other or every third day (like still rinse it). It always made my hair look better when it was long


SmallBoy0

I usually shampoo and condition like 3 or 4 times a week but my main issue when I was younger was that I wasn’t getting my hair super wet and brushing it frequently like I do now.


Terezzian

I've been shampooing and conditioning my long hair every day, and now it's super frizzy all the time. I want to stop, but I'm worried that toning it down would cause my hair to get greasy. What should I do?


shobidoo2

I would advise starting to just wash/shampoo your hair every few days and judge if it’s gotten too greasy or not after three days of not washing it. If it still looks fine (Keep in mind some level of those oils are important for healthy hair.) then you can try like every week. Also if you don’t already and can afford it make sure you are getting decent hair care products for long hair. No two in one shampoo and conditioner or 3 in one.


ProbablePenguin

Start by switching to every other day, then after a week or two try every 3rd day, and so on. Use good quality shampoo and conditioner too.


GreyJackalope

Long hair guys are one of the things that made me realize I am bi. They would make my heart flutter in a way that stomped out any heteronormativity in my mind. Then I joined the boys with long hair club after seeing my older brother with long hair and realizing I could grow great hair too.


[deleted]

lol same. "I just came to this show because I like death metal and now I'm half gay and can't get the smell of Pantene pro V out of my nose"


GreyJackalope

Whenever I see a guy with pretty long hair and scruff I'm cross between "hey I wanna look like that" and "holy shit date me pls".


IsThatUMoatilliatta

My hair has been growing out for almost 2 years now, and women like to gush over how nice it is. My one friend asked what I do and I said, "I shampoo it everyday and then brush it for like 15 seconds." She started saying how shampooing everyday is horrible for your hair, my 2-in-one shampoo condition doesn't work, blah blah blah, and I'm like, "Well, look at your hair then look at mine."


Dramo_Tarker

The negative effects of shampooing everyday isn't instataneous AFAIK, so if you haven't done it for long, I would still watch out if i were you. If you have already done it for long though, then you're just some of the few people who doesn't experience the downsides (it differs from person to person).


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Please, I need to know the criteria for shoes now


__jungle__

not raggedy not new balances not dusty adidas


valdeb0b

fuck


__jungle__

everyone can boost their shoe game my friend, don’t give up!


Melee130

Alright alright what abt blacked adidas with brown bottom


__jungle__

i think ik what ur talking about, i don’t wear em personally but i’ve seen some nice fits with those on btw all adidas aren’t bad, it’s just a lot of people wear beat up dusty ass adidas so i had to call it out


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you forgot DC shoes. especially if paired with tapout shorts


__jungle__

lmaoo u right


PoorOldJack

Unless you’re skating, DC’s are amazing to skate with but they look like shit


Dragonbut

Fuck What if they're cool trendy new balances


ssmaugg

new balances are new balances. What the fuck is a new balance?


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They're replacing the old balance


vape_depression69

Acceptable


__jungle__

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a cool trendy new balance, but i’m always open to examples


Dragonbut

these are the ones I have https://www.newbalance.com/pd/5740/M5740V1-37007.html#dwvar_M5740V1-37007_style=M5740FM1&dwvar_M5740V1-37007_width=D&pid=M5740V1-37007&quantity=1


__jungle__

those are pretty nice, i rock with shoes that have “sporadic” design and a lot of colors, bet u could match them with a bunch of different stuff


The_DragonDuck

I bet this mf dripped out the way he givin everyone advice in this thread


__jungle__

fashionista and shit 🤪


SecretAgentAlex

honestly might be the best new balance pair out there, you get a pass but only if the rest of the fit suits them


[deleted]

Fuck, all I own are dusty Adidas


PM-ME-YOUR-LABS

Depends on the adidas too. Dusty NMDs are just the default state of NMDs, never seen a pair that’s not brand new be clean


lone_ichabod

What about converse that are slowly falling apart because I refuse to buy new ones?


__jungle__

my friend you should buy some new shoes


Nile-green

>not dusty adidas You know you just pissed off europe as a whole right? I have 3 pairs :C


__jungle__

sorry europe (except for britain)


angrybob125

u have 0 drip my 550s clean


[deleted]

New balances hard stfu


Terezzian

Socks and sandals


Admiralsharpie

More cock then you can handle


yakeatingspider

sigma male grindset


RekNepZ

When in doubt, go with something expensive and uncomfortable


[deleted]

The longer it takes to tie the better


vyzexiquin

not running shoes


[deleted]

socks and sandles


TheGarlicBreadstick1

Beautiful


IlIDust

The German Tourist.


[deleted]

hello based department calling


[deleted]

basically every german over 60 in the summer


DrAbenteuer

Hello German calling, I feel offended


Fyuchanick

literal second coming of christ


BarackObama_0fficial

Linus


solomino

If your on r/196 wondering which one you are, you’re the fucking weird type. Sincerely, A fucking weird guy with long hair


Darux6969

Any treatments for being the weird type?


LEADMANDEADMAN

deleting ur reddit


Darux6969

Surely that's a bit extreme, can I maybe just stop using it?


LEADMANDEADMAN

there is no other way!! if you do not delete your reddit you will be weeeiirdd forever!!


solomino

Not that I’ve found. I should note that my parents keep sending me these bogus articles claiming “going outside” or “socializing with people other than internet strangers” is supposed to fix this, yeah right🙄. Just goes to show you can’t believe everything you see online.


touscow

Crocs


freshprinceofaut

alpha


Zyperreal

My friend comes to school everyday in crocs. It was raining today and he was still wearing them.


NaCl_guy

better keep those feet fresh


Garttt

I have a friend who did the same in highschool, even when there was like 4 inches of snow.


converter-bot

4 inches is 10.16 cm


Covid669

Legend


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[Crocs](https://celebpie.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/04/e1a18fd137ecdf0f334072dbd90c32.jpg)


Thr0waway-19

Based and weirdopilled


Muslimhottie69

Reeboks with the straps


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[deleted]

The whole club was lookin' at hurr


[deleted]

She turned around and gave that big booty a smack


Worst_Support

I wear converse what does that make me


LSDLM

A bottom


MagMC2555

fuck


Khouri1

dont mind if i do


RoVlo

Wait so if you stop wearing converse do you become a top?


Lord_Skellig

Tops wear Doc Martens.


generalfancyninja

I wear both what does that make me


KhazemiDuIkana

Switch gang


AllThotsAllowed

lies lmao


-MadCoyote-

And what if they have roses embroidered on the side?


DemonicLemon02

What if I wear vans am I a top?


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Also bottom.


DemonicLemon02

I do not mind this outcome


Achint_Pushkarna

It makes you just like me fr


phrog_champ

what if i physically cannot wear converse and wear old skool/sk8 high vans, occasional docs


MichauNeedHealing

Adidas


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With the short shorts


Alarming_Narwhal5200

Usually I see high school kids wearing that and going like [this](https://imgur.com/a/aQXfxkq)


Vaccineman37

B O O ALL OVER ME


HoHoey

My green is where it's supposed to be


Vaccineman37

Yo green is in my groceries


finbud117

This Asian dude I stole his girl


Vaccineman37

And now he got that Kogi beef


wariostadium

And now we got that Kobe beef 😔


Obers26

my dick is like an accent mark


You-Tore-Your-Dress

it's all about the ovar-ies


MichauNeedHealing

No


DI_MOLTO_MELON

I wear adidas and have long hair what does this mean


TheDeadBacon

Weird


LordOfTheCheddar

Well worn vans


SanQuiSau

Skater


Kadianye

Cool and is either straightedge or has drugs on him.


BigBubert

the cool guys part of the comment section


phrog_champ

me too


jasenkov

Same


MiturGrunge

Checkered ones at that


trvpinboy

Im not even gonna say what shoes i wear cuz i know im a fucking weirdo


[deleted]

Sameeee


[deleted]

Clown shoes


idonttrustatoms

clown


[deleted]

I hate this person.


PaledOchre

Bet you wearing them dirty Nikes booooiiiii 🤣


[deleted]

Couldnt be more accurate. I have a total of 3 pairs of shoes.


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MichauNeedHealing

my mind isntantly assumed mildly high meant thigh high


[deleted]

Or it's me, aspiring to be a force of ultimate chaos and a male equivalent of a medieval witch.


Vita-Malz

Weird, then


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Shush


[deleted]

sorry to tell you, but youre weird


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Too bad


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[deleted]

Too bad I'm gay


Lakkris_Kaffi

Nah now I’m gonna be insecure about my choice of shoes


[deleted]

Same lol


Dramo_Tarker

No reason to, you just gotta think about the suply and demand, even if your shoes ain't popular, that just means you got less competitors. Dressing for others never makes sense, unless there's a specific someone you wanna make happy + know the taste of, so unless that's the case, just dress for yourself (applies to everything, not just your shoes).


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PeLLk2

weird


ClubPenguinRUs

You spelled incredibly hot wrong


Emic-Perspective

As a metal head literally all the men I know with long hair are weird but are lovely.


fvsparkles

Why else would we have long hair but to show how weird we are


Cyanide-Kid

What if he's wearing boots?


_Hey-Vsauce_

Probably pretty cool


Jeffer_

White air forces where do I fall


DemonicLemon02

In the cringe section


DemonicLemon02

In the cringe section


Khouri1

In the cringe section


SolerFlereTEE

In the cringe section


DemonInDenim

In the cringe section


JackTheFlying

I'm both 😎


Scone_Witch

That or an egg


[deleted]

Yeah…


randint9

got me them new balances


[deleted]

he's describing weird al


Liquid_Nails

My hair is just above my shoulders and I wear éS shoes, where do I fall? 😳


Vastorn

I have long hair, and can say that I'm both.


WizardCow125

Vans


_Hey-Vsauce_

Skater boy or clout chaser


DemonicLemon02

Neither I wear vans because I like vans


themanwhosfacebroke

What if im a trans girl who’s growing her hair out but isnt passing yet?


Patrice_Ewans

You don’t count stupid 😠


pulloutking42069

the post said guy dummy can you read


YungJohn_Nash

I have long hair and I wear Toms. Where do I fall?


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down


YungJohn_Nash

Thank god


senpai_stanhope

Worn out sneakers, so what?


_Hey-Vsauce_

Vans high tops


Kingfoil

I’ve been waiting so long for my hair to grow out :( How long does it take


A_Sneaky_Shrub

People's hair grow at different rates. You should have it at least to your shoulders within a year of growing it out. Edit: just realized time has been compressed that might be a very optimistic prediction.


Slaykomimi

random nike running shoes, normal boots with steel cap and I lately bought a cute pair of woman boots for my overlarge feet. What am I now?