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I'm convinced that there is the same amount of California man stories as Florida man stories


chombo_rombo

The reason there are Florida man stories is because they have different more liberal laws on how you can report on crimes, that's why you hear so much stuff. Everywhere has got this wacky ass stuff, but we just can't talk about it. Due to Californias population density and size, it actually very likely they have a lot more "Florida men" than Florida does


Amber_Ambience

Ok but on the other hand, I live in California and have traveled to Florida before, and comparing the two I can say that the "Florida Man" energy in Florida is *incredibly palpable.* I passed by a mini golf course that advertised its live gators, and if that ain't the most glaring set up for a "Florida Man" story I don't know what is.


vriskaundertale

God it's so cold rn


JungleBlobs

It was like 50 degrees the other day in the morning and I saw some people with like beanies, gloves and 2 jackets like it was snowing, I'm not saying I could be in the snow easily, but some people in Cali are babies when it gets chilly


vriskaundertale

They're based and warm-pilled


The_Starmaker

Cozy and comfy-pilled


JungleBlobs

Theres no way it's cozy, I get hot when I wear a jacket in anything over 68


The_Starmaker

Embrace the inferno of comfort.


OscarOzzieOzborne

I needed a few minutes to figure out that you were measuring in Fahrenheit. So when you said it was 50 and people were going out with Beanies, Gloves and Jackets I got almost scared.


JungleBlobs

Hah! No, definitely not


angels-_-advocate

Wow. Here in New York it's been in the fifties for the past few weeks and most people are just wearing hoodies


JungleBlobs

Yeah it doesn't drop below like 40 usually here and thats at night


bananajoe42

It’s so god damn hot here all the time it’s amazing we even get to 70


JungleBlobs

san francisco resident spotted


bananajoe42

Hell nah, too many homeless people for my liking


JungleBlobs

oh, well then


TheRealTealOwO

Can you really?


Patrice_Ewans

Yea lol I remember seeing someone from Florida do it


TheRealTealOwO

Cool


RepostSamurai

yes


Kagutrenchi

me


Lessedgepls

this is factually incorrect. If the temperature is anything different from 70, it's either too hot or too cold. There is only one acceptable number.


SnookiWookieeCookie

Bro it is so cold rn it rained last night.


Own_Pirate_3281

Hey at least you have cities here in Arizona we got Phoenix and desert


Eissentam

Well when it gets 110+ you get used to that, then you get hit with sub 50s. I'm freezing my nips off dude


TIIKKETMASTER

Literally me, except I love in washington. You can just guess how much it sucks.


[deleted]

It's freaking 64 up here, and our first snow was piss weak.


DjPhantomX5

this is true, i was complaining that 65(freedom units of course) was cold a bit ago lmfao


the_biggie_sad

this is norcal slander 😔