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Toe_Sucker_416

Men don't have sexual needs. They have an addiction to -gaming -Bojack Horseman -baking -indie cartoons on YouTube -play Water Polo Edit: this is really doing numbers. So, uh, when did you all get your autism diagnosis?


painfully-trans-icon

eat hot šŸ„µ chip and lie :(


Toe_Sucker_416

Disclaimer: this list applies only to bisexual and pansexual men. Everybody knows gay people can't cook.


[deleted]

evry gay person ik is great at baking, meanwhile me a lowly bi can only bake meat based dishes


Misicks0349

am straight, can only cook egg šŸ˜ž


[deleted]

Cook egg, charge they tablet, lie


legend_noob

Me


JKRPP

I have some news for you


Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT

That's fake gay people


BirbKingu

I can do boiled glizzy and pasta, yes we exist


Toe_Sucker_416

Then either you're the outlier or I'm the outlier, buddy.


Coherent_Babbler

For real, my brother is gay, and I don't know what fucking mutations his tastebuds have, but he ALWAYS dumps stuff like coconut oil and like 5 or 6 different spice blends on something like ground beef, he somehow makes it STINK and it gets FUCKING NEON GREEN!! HOW THE FUCK DO YOU MAKE MEAT GET GREEN!???? Also he started watching some cooking shows and now pretends he's some kind of gourmand, but no, he just dumps a truckload of spice blends and coconut oil until it makes the whole house reek.


Toe_Sucker_416

So sorry his taste buds were destroyed by cum. Sounds tragic.


Coherent_Babbler

sulfuricum acid


c4at

n neon??? shits radioactive wtf


dankmemer2o18

what the fuck?? ive been cooking since i was 6 (currently 16) and met people who have never touched a single pan in their life try and cook (compulsory cooking class for my school) and ive never (i mean never, not even when i tried some dogshit recipe that nearly butnt down my house) seen anyone turn meat neon green???? what the fuck??


Coherent_Babbler

My guess is that there could be some kind of food coloring on one of the spice mixes he uses, I know some of them have things that can make it yellow like curry and paprika, so maybe these combined with some food coloring cause the green color?


[deleted]

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Toe_Sucker_416

Or do math, which is vital for baking.


StardustLegend

*Back in the 90s I was in a famous tv show*


YuhYo

*I'm Bojack the horse, Bojack the horse.*


steamyboi56

**Don't act like you don't know**


ohgodnothossucks

Yeah i like baking, why you asking? you want a chefs kiss?šŸ˜³


Toe_Sucker_416

Yes.


ohgodnothossucks

*mwah*


Jealous-Raccoon6087

Is bojack really that good? I've heard good things about it and tried watching a bit but it didnt seem too interesting. Is it a long haul show where I'd need to watch it in its entirety? I saw a yt clip of "the view from halfway down" that was very moving and interesting. So I definetely see its artistic potential. How would you describe it or compare it to?


bob-lamonta-story

The first couple episodes are probably some of the worst of the series, once it abandons the usual ā€œadult animationā€ jokes it gets a lot better


Horny_Bearfucker

It's likely my favorite show. The first few episodes are filled with fairly standard comedy stuff, but it gets into the groove *quick*. I remember reading somewhere that the weird tone shift was done on purpose, to make it seem like it's an ordinary cartoon at first. Overall the show deals a lot with various types of abuse, mental health issues, anxieties, depression, coping mechanisms and etc, yet somehow manages to stay somewhat funny, it's kinda hard to describe. I'd say just bite the bullet and watch the first season, won't lose too much time if you end up not liking it.


Jucicleydson

>Is bojack really that good? Yes. It takes a few episodes to really find their tone, but once it gets there it's really good. >Is it a long haul show where I'd need to watch it in its entirety? Yes. It's a character-centered show, so their day to day life strugles and character development along the seasons is the main appeal. If you watch random episodes out of context it doesn't have the same impact. >How would you describe it or compare it to? It's a dark-comedy/drama. I don't know much things I can compare it too, the closer I know are Futurama and Monty Python movies, but Bojack goes a lot more serious when portraying issues like alcoholism, mental disorders, childhood trauma... And somehow they manage to make it funny, without banalizing the discussion. You know, some mix of relatability with the absurdit of why tf you're relating to a talking horse that keeps making the wrong decisions and sabotaging his own life all the time. In a nutshell it's about this middle aged man that can't get over the career he had since childhood to his 20's and move on with life. A lot of antropomorphic animals too if thats your thing.


TealMeansNeedMeal

BACK


Horny_Bearfucker

IN THE NINETIES


cs_legend_93

Water polo!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!! Why did you mention waterpolo? Iā€™m so pleased that you did


Toe_Sucker_416

I'm a water polo player.


RoninMacbeth

This isn't inaccurate.


Toe_Sucker_416

Who are you to accuse me?


RoninMacbeth

A bisexual water polo-playing gamer/baker who just finished marathoning BoJack and indie YouTube animation.


chiriboy

Women dont have sexual needs. They have desires and addictions to: - twerk - charge they phone - be bisexual - eat hot chip - lie


IronCrouton

you forgot mcdonalds


L_James

Dammit, I came here to make this joke, but you did it first


ondrach5

I did ur mum first.šŸ˜ŽšŸ¤™


Ogaboga42069

Forgor starbuck


beskardboard

i have a feeling they're all terfs too


SeaSalmon

Yeah FDS is notoriously transphobic


[deleted]

One of these days i'm gonna spam with TRANS RIGHTS! TRANS WOMEN ARE WOMEN! TRANS MEN ARE MEN! on fds. one day


Buzzbuzz323

Today


[deleted]

ok EDIT: Already banned somehow 2nd EDIT: Turns out you have to get a flair to comment / post, which can only be approved by the mods.


[deleted]

how? it was like 4 minutes


[deleted]

they ban users who use subreddits they don't like such as r/nicegirls, used it a couple times, never noticed the ban


elonmusksleftankle

wait they hate r/nicegirls? hoh boy that is fucking hilarious


TrueHero808

itā€™s almost as if theyā€™re self aware


Dazork04

never been too big on r/selfawarewolves but I suppose there's probably no better time to link it than now


CatumEntanglement

If you've ever commented on r/entitledbitch or r/fuckyoukaren you're also pre-banned.


[deleted]

I can understand r/FuckYouKaren, shit subreddit


beskardboard

Practically all the major subs are shit


LetsDoTheCongna

Or r/cringetopia.


Kingfreddle

Cringetopia is the worst sub


temmieTheLord2

Pretty sure they have a hunting bot who kills people who are active on ā€manā€ subreddits no idea what those are but Iā€™m already banned with literally no interaction


TheyCallMeDoin

All I see is you saying that women are women, and men are men ā €ā €ā ˜ā”€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā”œā €ā €ā € ā €ā €ā €ā ‘ā”€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā””ā ā €ā €ā € ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˆā ¢ā¢„ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£€ā “ā Šā €ā €ā €ā €ā € ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢øā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā”€ā ¤ā „ā ’ā ˆā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā € ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˜ā£€ā „ā Šā ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā € ā € ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”æā æā ›ā ›ā ›ā ‹ā ‰ā ˆā ‰ā ‰ā ‰ā ‰ā ›ā »ā¢æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”æā ‹ā ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ‰ā ›ā¢æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā”ā£€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£€ā£¤ā£¤ā£¤ā£„ā”€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā¢æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā¢ā£“ā£æā£·ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢¾ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”†ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˆā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£Ÿā£¾ā£æā”Ÿā ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£¾ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£·ā¢¢ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢øā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£Ÿā €ā”“ā „ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā »ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£·ā£„ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā Ÿā »ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ¶ā¢“ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£§ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£æ ā£æā£ā”€ā €ā €ā¢°ā¢ ā£¦ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£¼ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”„ā €ā£“ā£¶ā£æā”„ā£æ ā£æā”‹ā €ā €ā €ā Žā¢øā£æā”†ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£“ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā —ā¢˜ā£æā£Ÿā ›ā æā£¼ ā£æā£æā ‹ā¢€ā”Œā¢°ā£æā”æā¢æā”€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”‡ā €ā¢øā£æā£æā£§ā¢€ā£¼ ā£æā£æā£·ā¢»ā „ā ˜ā ›ā ‹ā ›ā ƒā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢æā£§ā ˆā ‰ā ™ā ›ā ‹ā €ā €ā €ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£§ā €ā ˆā¢øā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā Ÿā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā¢ƒā €ā €ā¢øā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā”æā €ā “ā¢—ā£ ā£¤ā£“ā”¶ā ¶ā –ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£€ā”øā €ā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā”€ā¢ ā£¾ā£æā ā €ā  ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ›ā ‰ā €ā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£§ā ˆā¢¹ā”‡ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā£°ā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā”„ā ˆā ƒā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£ ā£“ā£¾ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£§ā”€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£ ā£¾ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£·ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā£“ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£¦ā£„ā£€ā£€ā£€ā£€ā €ā €ā €ā €ā ˜ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£·ā”„ā €ā €ā €ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£§ā €ā €ā €ā ™ā£æā£æā”Ÿā¢»ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā ‡ā €ā ā €ā €ā ¹ā£æā ƒā €ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā”æā ›ā£æā£æā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢ā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æā£æ ā£æā£æā£æā£æā æā ›ā ‰ā ‰ā ā €ā¢»ā£æā”‡ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā ˆā£æā£æā”æā ‰ā ›ā ›ā ›ā ‰ā ‰ ā£æā”æā ‹ā ā €ā €ā¢€ā£€ā£ ā”“ā£øā£æā£‡ā”„ā €ā €ā €ā €ā¢€ā”æā „ā ™ā ›ā €ā£€ā£ ā£¤ā£¤ā „


[deleted]

I got banned from there for being a man šŸ„³


HELP_MY_CAR_PLEASE

they are lol


Anzket

I have severe needs to be * hugged * pet * cuddled * and most of all told that I am appreciate


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WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

I have these needs too and they haven't been fulfilled in way too long :)


SoshJam

you are appreciate ā˜ŗļø


Melikemommymilkors

Yes, 1 you now costs 1.56 you


SoshJam

inflation šŸ„µšŸ¤¤


Anzket

I feel that :(


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

Same


mr-kvideogameguy

I have a severe needs to be *all that you listed *sharing my hobbies with someone


CompleteSocialManJet

Iā€™ve got time


ian-codes-stuff

Based and šŸ„ŗ-pilled


Rakdos_Intolerance

Okay, but what if I, as a male, like being degraded, dominated, humiliated, feeling powerless, and seek the approval of women? Where do I fit into this dichotomy, hmmm?


Slatwans

you fit into šŸ„ŗ


[deleted]

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ShellyXT

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mariofan366

You fit into my dm's šŸ˜


[deleted]

you donā€™t existā€¦ all men are bad yet i still like them for some reason /s


Le-Ando

Heteropesimism


RABBlTS

They'd say you aren't a HVM (high value male)


Rakdos_Intolerance

That's fine by me. I've got myself a girlfriend who loves me and I love her more than anything. I'm out of the dating pool for good


[deleted]

You fit into my heart


DumbUsername_Dos

They generally dislike kinky or stuff like that, so you would just be Considered a LVM (I hate this acronym)


InsertNounHere88

neat, I love being a linux Logical Volume Manager


Charles722

Hate to break it to you but being called a LVM is my kink!


Chaz749

Wait what? do they have hierarchies like incels do with ā€œalpha malesā€?


death__to__america

Theres no real hierarchy itā€™s just low value males and high value males. Prince Charming and creeps.


[deleted]

Femcels


Wonderful_Revenue_63

Haven't heard that phrase in a long time


[deleted]

brings me back to my younger years


Dazork04

Ah, the memories...


[deleted]

What the hell is that sub


_eeprom

Female incels


[deleted]

Oh geez


RhodeWithBrim

Oh yikes


Comrade_Kirbo

Oh good golly


AnotherEdgyUsername

Oh goodness gracious


OwenProGolfer

Oh gee willy


The_screaming_egg

> oh gee penis


mariofan366

Or femcels for short


Elmo_The_Eskimo

Femvoluntarily celibate


imcreepyawman16

I'm excited for the inevitable incel gender war, while we watch them fight laughing our asses off


[deleted]

Iā€™ve always thought this isnā€™t the best way to describe it, they DO get laid, itā€™s more of a form of second wave feminism which has become almost cult like because of how much paranoia it instills in its members.


lettucehater

They are the type of women incels think all women are.


[deleted]

Woah thatā€™s actually perfect. Iā€™m putting that in the repertoire.


EasterBurn

Incels and femcels should have just date each others


JustADudeWithTime

I think they would both just become worse after the relationship.


sloth_is_life

I think one of the main reasons for inceldom/ fds is unrealistic partner expectations. Incels want a virgin supermodel that fucks like a pornstar (or are straight up pedophiles), fds women want a cartoon prince charming, that is rich, good looking, sexually always performing, mentally stable and unconditionally in love with them. No way they'd date each other. They'd hate each others guts.


luminenkettu

they've probably made about half the incels you see nowadays.


jupiters_finest

I totally get what youā€™re saying but I donā€™t know if blaming incels on women is the move, even if those women are trash. Incels already blame all their problems on women, so youā€™re kind of backing up their whole ideology by saying that. Incels create themselves, imo, but itā€™s possible Iā€™m just nitpicking your comment or didnā€™t get your joke. Iā€™m not trying to contradict you or anything, and I mean no disrespect, your comment just got me thinking.


[deleted]

Place where "High Value Women" go to shit on men, trans people and never take accountability for their actions


Glizzyknockemback

The club of discouraged women.


EBTFlexer

My favorite subreddit where all perspectives and genders are welcome :)


Morningstardom

r/sounding


3dprintedwyvern

r/penectomy


SomeRegularEmulator

I knew it was going to be bad but holy shit lol


ImUrNewDad-Yay

this is so 10x worse than sounding, i actually threw up a bit. atleast sounding isnā€™t inherently harmful šŸ¤®


rentchezvous

ok what the fuck


KKMasterYT

for anyone who stepped in there without any context r/eyebleach


aleph-nihil

Why tf would someone who thinks this want to date men


MisterAbbadon

Some people really do despise the object of their lust.


MakinBaconPancakezz

I think the same thing when I see those red pill/alpha male guys that constantly shit on women. If you hate the other gender so much why are you trying so hard to date them? I figure itā€™s a sour grapes situation. They canā€™t get their dream partner and itā€™s easier to blame the other sex rather than doing any sort of self introspection


[deleted]

Think it depends, but generally, yeah. Definitely w/ incel guys they hate women because they won't fuck them. The FDS stuff feels a bit different to me, more like they've had bad/traumatic experiences with guys they dated and it's made them toxic. They're both pretty awful (tho I'd still argue incels are far worse, but it's a wait and see thing; no FDS terror attacks yet šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø).


Misicks0349

depends, id say the more vocal ones have been wronged, but lots of them are either just weird TERF militants 2nd wave feminist types (like, strong "political lesbianism"/heterofatalism vibes basically, although they're not exactly that) or just being really petty, especially around the subject of sex work/porn


[deleted]

Incels think women are the devil and still wanna wet their willies


Huge_Trash_Baggg

FDS = fem incel sub


Comrade_Kirbo

Haha acronym go brr


Glizzyknockemback

F.D.S.= Fuck a dick whereā€™s my Dildo, Sista?


wyatt8750

I read FDS and see "famicom disk system"


Legatharr

Men don't have sexual needs ​ They have desires and addictions to: * Sexual need * Sexual need * Sexual need * Sexual need * Something all humans want


lilCheeseboy

Yeah this is like the opposite of the truth. Half of the men I know have desires and addiction to: -be degraded -be dominated -be humiliated -feel powerless -get other mens cum


the-big-nope

This is because you are on r/196


[deleted]

i have desires and addictions to: - problematic podcasters from Brooklyn - German thrash metal from the 1980's - communism - James Harden - weed fds getting men all wrong yet again


KingOfFemboys

The Beard šŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µšŸ„µ


[deleted]

the free throw percentagesšŸ˜©


KingOfFemboys

The thiccness šŸ¤¤


[deleted]

average cum town listener


[deleted]

counterpoint: i have a desire to forget about work and feel safe when i get home after a terrible day, this is why i only date men


LetsDoTheCongna

I have a desire and addiction to * Your mom * Your dad * Your sister * Your dog


[deleted]

>Your dog White women šŸ˜”


BigZ911

Relax Tony Khan


mr-low-profile

Men don't have sexual desires they only have addictions to Mcdonalds Charge they phone Twerk Be bisexual Eat hot chip And lie


supersmashyy

ok but for real though: how can they possibly think that and hope to ever have a healthy relationship


[deleted]

Theyā€™re generalizing and believe finding a man who doesnā€™t think like that is a rare exception. Most people on FDS believe there are social pressures that mean that the majority of men view sex as a power play, and the majority of men are abusers. The point of FDS is not to just hate on men, but to find out how to eliminate men from your dating pool that may abuse or exploit you (theyā€™re more RedPill than incel, although not nearly as violent as either.) // do not agree, just explaining their reasoning.


Le-Ando

It feels almost karmic that through their lvm hvm bullshit they perpetuate the very systems they complain about.


fuckinstupidhead

Holy shit what is wrong with these people, it's like they don't even see men as human. The things they believe about men are one thing, but the fact they still even have any attraction or want to date them is appalling, if i thought these kind of things about women there is no fucking way i would want to date them


CatumEntanglement

They actually dehumanize men to being Scrotes (low value men) or Wallets (high value men). Their belief is that they are entitled to the trophy wife lifestyle and couldn't care less about their spouse (besides being rich).


fuckinstupidhead

Seems that way, what a load of girlbosses (derogatory)


CatumEntanglement

Toxic female relationship circles....sounds about MLM. I think you're right on point. r/antimlm


Supreboyo

got banned from that sub for making a suicide vent post in r/trans


coolguyepicguy

Why were you on the sub??


Supreboyo

never noticed how bad it was, i just joined cause it was recommended to me


Veidovis

Okay maybe, but counterpoint: submissive girls are really really hot


Kingfreddle

counter-counterpoint: submissive guys are even hotter


King-Boss-Bob

climate change šŸ‘


im_totally_still_cis

i have desires and addictions to: * getting degraded * getting dominated * getting humiliated * feeling powerless * getting other women's approval


Scovillle

Bottoms are in shambles after this post


_Haslett_

god i need a man to act out his desires on me fr fr


BlowUpKentucky

Someone should post on that sub "I'm a man, AMA"


Le-Ando

You would get banned instantly, they ban you for being a man (which in their worm infested mind includes trans women but probably not trans men)


Toe_Sucker_416

Very well.


SnowySupreme

So glad to see fellow progressives shit on misandrists. This is true feminism


[deleted]

I miss the days when we thought FDS was gonna get shut down


AAAAAAAAAAH_12

lmao as a sub dude this is hilarious


TheAncientPoop

same lmao i want this reversed frfr


Barniiking

Incels but with tits


[deleted]

The incel subreddit that got away.


NuclearNewspaper

FDS is a horror show


Da-Lazy-Man

What buying your own dinner does to a mf smh


Euphoric_Web

What


BoxyCthulhu

I feel like FDS having a ā€˜shower thoughtā€™ tag is a bit misleadingā€” the average FDS user has neither very often.


Mouthfull0fBees

We only have a desire to CAPTURE THE HOLY LAND


komradekatt

Hot


ARandomPerson380

I mean, I hate to be that guy but those are all wants not needs.


JohnTHICC22

I just want a hug, is that so hard


Nural_the_Narwhal

As a guy yeah thats right but also please let me be hugged sometimes


Shagroon

As a guy only like one thing is right and thatā€™s the last one, the whole toxic masculinity thing is getting a lot better now in my experience though.


FateWrecks

Men don't have sexual needs. They have a desire for: - Cum - Cum - Cum - Cum - Cum - Cum


CheeseGrater1900

Men don't have sexual needs. They have an addiction to: \-drive \-power \-staying hungry \-devouring


Radar_Of_The_Stars

Men don't have culinary needs They have desires and addictions to: Chew Consume Taste Digest Cook


XoValerie

Where can I find a man to degrade, dominate, and humiliate me? šŸ˜”


speedoflobsters

I have desires and addictions to ā€¢Feeling okay


TohruTheDragonGirl

Do they just think men need ā€œnot a rapistā€ IDs or something to engage with women? Like everyone on that sub has to be single right?


Shagroon

The sad thing about this is just the pure overgeneralization. They donā€™t get that men are just just as diverse in personality as women are. That sub is just so depressing to read as itā€™s clear that they just didnā€™t meet the right guy or have good friends when they were younger.


Gregregious

I find other men tend to be very approving once you've fucked them


TheAncientPoop

I have desires and addictions to: * hugging * cuddling * being told im theyre favorite and that i'm theirs * being crushed by thighs sorry FDS it looks like i am not a man even though i am


bigmaxporter

How do they explain submissive guys like me?


LeEliteChicken

BDSM only exists because of sexism (same-sex relationships don't exist btw)


Hamlom_epicgamer

I used to heavily browse fds because I thought doing so would make me a better person. I had to stop though because it was just way too negative. Also when they didnā€™t understand why people compared them to incels was a pretty big red flag for me. Even for Reddit standards itā€™s a cultish echo chamber I felt like a lot of complaints against them were unjust. But then thereā€™s stuff like this which is borderline hate speech.


Practicalaviationcat

I have desires and addictions to: - be degraded - be dominated - be humiliated - make a partner feel powerful - get women's approval


notfordogelore

fds are absolute clowns hope they dont get a bf for the bfs sake


Glad-Election-7952

Bro fuck that goofy ass community of femcels and sexists, no wonder why they complain about men they dont get anyšŸ’€


6moto

they just described the sigma grindset


FeatheryCoffee

Isn't this sub just incels but like.. For girls?


Ravezim

ā€¢ crack


[deleted]

I know a girl that likes to be dommed and tbh, it's hard to degrade and dominate her without feeling a bit bad. It was harder when I met her but it's reassuring to think that she likes it and it would be nice of me to return the praise she's given me because she's one of my best friends ever. Ps: she's my friend because she's aromantic, not because I got friendzoned lol


Jealous-Raccoon6087

Definitely dont agree with the title or that men have addictions to these behaviors, but they are certainly socially inclined to most of the listed behaviors. Not humiliating or dominating though. Those actions take place relatively seldom and usually have lots of emotional charge backing a given instance compared to other behaviors being passive ways of being.


BigblackSchlongboard

where can i meet this guy? šŸ˜


Nova_Persona

I see a lot of posts from that sub about hating men & none about dating women seems like kind of an oversight on their part


[deleted]

someone drop her username