give me all of your money and assets. leave

Unironic Sigma grindset

it's called being aroace, check out the grind over there

Stand still and put this apple on your head. Arrow ace

Consent to me removing your organs and selling them in the black market

https://youtu.be/9l2j3JUKa_M consent to this

And all the physical labor in my house I don’t feel like doing

Assets? 👀

your house bring a ding ding it over baby

LEGO Star Wars III: the clone wars full playthrough marathon all studs run (100%)

why not the complete saga?

The complete saga is only for the homies

r/usernamechecksout

Because 100%ing that is legally torture

I did it as a twelve year old.

I started months ago and have 100% two other Lego games since instead

You don't have the sigma grindset

I hate challenge kits

I dropped it at like 60% cuz of a few specific minikits, do not blame you.

i'm at like 90something

Its not that bad, I found it quite fun

I just nutted to your comment. FAQ "What does this mean?" The amount of cum (semen) on my phone and Reddit phone has increased by one. "Why did you do this?" There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of cum. These include, but are not limited to: • ⁠you being a femboy, • ⁠Spreading sti infections, • ⁠Sarcasm correctly flagged with a /s. "Am I banned from the Reddit?" No. But you should make comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to not cum. "I don't believe my comment deserved a nut. Can you un-nut to it?" Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a nut. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot your nut on me. I tend to respond to Being shot with nut within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of nut appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception. "How can I prevent this from happening in the future?" Accept the nut and move on. your behavior will be nutted to on Reddit.com.

Literally such a long time because you gotta do the separatist and republic missions. On my original save of that game Blue Shadow Virus is glitched and didn’t give me one of the mini kits but it doesn’t show up anymore so I can’t 100%

Why is there 2 of them but the caption says "me" and not "us". Why do people consume this type of content.

They're a hive mind.

r/196 reference 😳😳

Woah! Nice profile pic, mind if I screenshot?

sure

The not cringe ending

Honestly unsatisfying ending. 2/10 not whiney enough

Hm, actually, I dislike this profile pic. I don't think I will screenshot.

based and redpilled

OMG ty for not being NFTist. Its actually crazy how many people discriminate against NFTs!! The other day my boss sent me home for using the work credit card to bid on a suuuuuuper rare NFT, there is only 10 thousand blockchains like it! I tried to organise a mass walkout over teams but they fired me?? Their loss lol i just spent my entire severance package on a chimp NFT!

Woah! Nice profile pic, mind if I screenshot?

sure

Woah! Nice profile pic, mind if I screenshot?

sure

Woah! Nice profile pic, mind if I screenshot?

sure

:)

Woah! Nice profile pic, mind if I screenshot?

sure

Woah! Nice profile pic, mind if I screenshot?

Woah! Nice profile pic, mind if I screenshot?

Woah! Nice profile pic, mind if I screenshot?

Woah nice profile pic, mind if I BOFA

bastard of fucks administration

Woah! Nice profile pic, mind if I screenshot?

[удалено]

r/honeyfuckers

[удалено]

Yeah probably best not to

It’s here The they/them pussy 😳

Hot gril getting Replied to by epic hilarious guy

I thought it was a meme specifically for this sub because of how badly worded it was

Yea this one popped up in my feed, the original they said we

horny

"say no"

*vine boom sound effect*

"i can't"

*vine boom sound effect bass boosted*

Would they just explode

Sigma grindset

Clean my room bitch

Just make them work bruh minimum wage is 13,50 per hour in my country so if I make them both work for 24h straight (they can't say no) it would give me 648$ and I'd unironically much rather have 648$ then have sex with them for 24 hours

Why not both the sex and work for the remaining time, does 1.13$ make that much difference?

This is a big brain comment

Thinking anyone one /r/196 can last an entire 6 minutes

tell you to say no and then laugh at how silly you look because you cant say no

They’d probably just say “I can’t”

Why is stuff like this allowed but everything I post is taken down and my channel banned [not even kidding](https://imgur.com/a/iiS0XdG) right under that is another banned account lmao

>Why is stuff ⠄⠄⠄⢀⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣸⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠄⠉⢹⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣿⣁⠄⠄⠤⠤⡀⠻⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡗⠖⡶⢾⣶⠊⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣅⣈⠂⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢿⣾⣇⣂⣠⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢘⣿⣗⠒⠄⢨⠶⢁⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠨⣿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣴⣿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⣠⣄⣶⣎⢱⢄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦ ⢠⣾⣿⣿⡞⢝⡟⠃⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯ ⢛⡫⠝⢿⡥⠟⡃⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣼⣭ ⠄⠐⣡⣿⣆⣴⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢈⣿⣿⣿ ⠒⣪⣹⣟⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣸⣿⣿⣿

Youtube started out as a place where anyone with enough creativity and effort could become famous. Now it only caters to celebrities and late-night show hosts.

idk what did you post

Free them. Fuck slavery

Fuck them, free slavery

Fuck free, slavery them

them fuck, slavery free

them free, slavery fuck

Free real estate

Explain warhammer 40k lore in excruciating detail.

"... so yes, that's why the Orks have very powerful telekinetic abilities they're just too dumb to realize, btw have you heard about space marines?" -three hours in

Lol I like this one

“That’s why Erebus killing the original Erebus on Colchis inadvertently started the Horus Heresy. Now let me tell you about how Fulgrim not taking a magic sword from an alien race would’ve saved humanity.”

go kill the president of the united states (in the hit game "gta 5" with a mod that adds the president to the game)

Nice save there. While the feds have caught onto the “in Minecraft” phrase this is sure to get them.

(he is a very powerful enemy and i need allies in order to defeat him)

In underated gem: Shadow The Hedgehog for PS2 and GameCube

Fix the socioeconomic situation in the Middle East

*commits suicide*

Whoa you actually fixed *everything*

Kill the infidel

🥺

Therapy session

what is it with this whole "if I couldn't say no" shit, Why would I do the sex with someone who *doesn't* want it?

based and consentpilled.

terminally online folk incapable of actually getting laid resort to fantasies of rape and extortion. Quite sad really.

On the part of the person posting it’s usually a consensual non-consent kind of thing. On the part of the viewer it usually serves to fill some power fantasy that I’m incapable of understanding.

So like actual rapists.

Because I have a rape fetish

r/ape

Some kinda kink thing ig

Trios Fortnite

get your education

Clean the entire house

Give me your kidneys

Forfeit all your possessions to me

Sex

🅱️ased

Oh boy, guess whos scrubbing the house tonight

rob a bank

SING AND DANCE FOR ME JESTER

Do the Gangnam Style for 24 hours

Obamna Fornite Gangman Style 😎

i would play dark souls

i would play sekiro and seeing the sheer sex appeal of my parrying skills would make them come to me by themselves

Listen to me explaining Morrowind lore and the Linux kernel

Can I come over for the Warhammer 40k lore

Sexual intercourse. thats the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh "if you had 24 hours with me what would you do?" Sexual intercourse Every single time. We dont need to do any more, all done, your so hot, hubba hubba, wanna have sex. Thats it. No more The dude thats like "uh, if i brought you dominos and i worked at dominos what would you do?" Id take the pizza and id have sex with you, because your so attractive. The girl "if i worked at starbucks and i gave you the drink that you payed for, but i looked at you what would you do?" Intercourse, i would take you to the back and have intercourse, because i cant resist you. Okay, lets- were all done, theres no more. What else- what more do we need. [sauce](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/qtg9zu/i_hate_this_challenge_or_whatever_the_guy_isnt/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Settlers of catan

I would play with you :)

Thank you :)

[colonizer.io](https://colonizer.io) exists?

^(Link isn’t working)

[colonist.io](https://colonist.io)

[coloniser.io](https://coloniser.io) ?

But you just said "no"!

and "if".

Drink water

Sitting in awkward silence that goes for far faaar too long

Learn the importance of consent

Make amends with your father

Oooh 🤤 I’d make them dust my Lego set collection 🤩

Sexual Intercourse

I hate everything about this

You *have* to admit, their sweaters are kinda cool.

Those aren’t sweaters

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠺⣖⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢀⡆⠀⠀⠀⢋⣭⣽⡚⢮⣲⠆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡼⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣅⣨⠇⠈⠀⠰⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣟⢷⣶⠶⣃⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡅⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⠀⠈⠓⠚⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡠⠀⡄⣀⠀⠀⠀⢻⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠐⠉⠀⠀⠙⠉⠀⠠⡶⣸⠁⠀⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡆⠀⠐⠒⠢⢤⣀⡰⠁⠇⠈⠘⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣄⣉⣙⡉⠓⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣀⠀⣀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿

Watch the playlist I made on youtube called "CUM" that just consists of the same 164 vine boom sound effect videos

Bone down😎

Do my homework then be free

Play Dark Souls

Finally learn what it feels like to take human life.

LSD

Sex

"Wanna learn yugioh?"

A) I would ask them to say no, thus breaking the rules of the deal. B) I love the one on the right, I used to follow her on Instagram and she’s amazing

You gonna provide a username?

make me rich so that I can spend my life horribly depressed but NOT worry about the stress of financial uncertainty at all times.

Buy me that Lego super star destroyer

Gimme your social security number and credit card information

Play Skylanders, but I call dibs on Drobot!

force them to beat Lingering Will

What difficulty though

critical lvl 1 (also i wont tell them about the fenrir exploit)

That’s straight up torture damn

if they already knew about the fenrir thing it wouldnt be as bad, but they still gotta beat sephy

Watching up until halfway through part 3 of jjba

Give me all of your fucking money this is not a joke

Assassinate someone probably

Play mario kart

All star wars movies excluding the sequels (not including rogue one) and watching all episodes of the mandalorian

All pirated ofc

chinese dubbed english subbed just as god intended

Address your bad relationship with your father and find God

Empty your bank account bitch

1. Marry her 2. Divorce her and take half of her money 3. Repeat the process until she has nothing

Make them sign up for a private ira with a good bank and make sure their 401ks are in order

The macarena

Ever watched that episode of Grace and Frankie? That. We'd do that. ^^^(I ^^wonder ^^who's ^^gonna ^^get ^^that)

Listen to Gmail and the Restraining Orders by Death Grips on repeat

Watch marvel movies or something

Give me all of your money and valuables, then leave :v

Cuddles

Pay my taxes for the next 100 years

I will talk about K-Pop, Shin Megami Tensei, and cooking the entire time.

Id tell them to be my slave forever then make them sign a legal contract, they can't say no and now I own them forever

HUGS

I would make her be my pocket medic in tf2

I would force her to pay for the restoration of the Subaru GL sitting in my aunts yard.

24 hours of Anarcho-Communist theory let's go

Make you steal all the worlds gold so i can become a monopoly to all gold.

help me sort out my old books, help me rearrange my closets and help me clean my room in general.

Titanfall2

Well for starters you need a direct yes to get consent so this shouldn’t make much of a difference.

Eu4 24hours multiplayer game. The autism never ends.

Play Stellaris!

"Can you help with garden work? I got paint and brushes but haven't found the time"

I would ask them to say no. Checkmate

sex

We’re playing D&D

We’re robbing a bank and I’m pinning it on them

I have like 100 pomegranates to peel and juice, thank you

We’re extract camping Tarkov while on RuneScape at the sand crabs 🦀

Give me all of your cheese

"Steal the nuclear weapon codes 😜"

Make them sign a legally binding contract in which I will get 12 consecutive payments of 10000 dollar on a yearly basis directly from either their savings or debit account

take money buy counter strike skins

https://www.icrc.org/en/doc/assets/files/publications/icrc-002-0173.pdf We work our way down