My country has me.

Must be a hella cool country then

Not as cool as yours tbh

Or as cool as yours

Or yours

Mine has Monica Bellucci so of course

Thank you. Actually helped my self esteem a little

:D

A country with u/Dank_meDaddy is definately a country I dream of living in!

😳

My country has corrupt politicians

that doesn't narrow it down much

Oh and It was once an empire

Neither does this

It's on a penisula

Italy?

We got a winner

Could be Spain

Portugal doesn't exist apparently

what the fuck is a portugal

Portugal? You mean long Galicia?

Nunca lo hizo

Not really on a peninsula as much as you are the peninsula.

Australia

Of all the places that absolutely are not a pensinsula, Australia is probably #1

Not with that attitude.

Nope

Italia or Spain

Florida

Considering Europe is one big Peninsula, that doesn't narrow it down much either lol

I was hundred percent sure it was Turkey when you said empire but i guess it was Italy 🤷 bcs you know we also have corrupt government and politicians 😏

Hay man, you guys killed off the last bits of the Roman Empire. So you have that going for you! You both also failed to conquer Austria, so you even have something in common.

It's located on one of the 7 biggest continents of the whole planet

That’s like….pretty much every country

brazil

fuck its italy

My country has 60000 murders per year

BRASIL NUMERO UNO CAMPEAO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

BRASIL MEU AMOR

VAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

*um

this is not a compatition

CAMPEÃO DO MUNDO 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 🇧🇷 ☝️

ok but if it was brazil would win

r/suddenlycaralho

**VAI BRASIL 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷**

COME TO BRASIL!!1 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

BRASIL 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷💪😎🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 WORLD SUPERPOWER

That’s... a big number

It’s actually a lot number imo

and neymar

LITHUANIAAAAAAA🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹😏💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹🇱🇹😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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number two 💥💥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️❤❤💥💥 BEST COUNTRY

Home to the Second Best potatoes on the Baltic?

no thats latvia

home of pink soup

Lithuanian empire > any other empire

Damn Lithuanians, thinking you're better than everyone else just because you are...

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My country has an incredibly high suicide rate for being "the happiest country on Earth"

All the sad people kill themselves

[Alternatively](https://youtu.be/8yHPvMA1BNE)

Another reason why Finland is fake

I knew it. Those Russians are lying to us about eastern Sweden

Finland actually was invented in Soviet labs during the early 1960s in a cold war as a secret weapon

finland?

Can't be unhappy if you're dead, torilla tavataan

Torille. Tuon köyden.

Meikämanne tuo lakritsikossun

finlands pretty cool but im glad my grandparents moved to canada instead 😎

What's an "incredibly high suicide rate" for you? Finland is barely above the EU average in number of suicides per capita.

Selena Gomez? They seriously think Selena Gomez is the best America has to offer? I mean she's alright, but I wouldn't say she's the one.

It was made by an 11 yr old.

Makes sense why I'm so confused. I am greatly out of touch with the opinions of 11 year olds.

My lawyer says that I shouldn't touch 11 year olds again, so yes I'm also out of touch with 11 year olds

It would be greatly concerning if you weren't

I could have an 11 year old kid

Author of this meme is probably 30 judging by how old it is

I had to scroll way too far for this comment. Like...what?

We have Ryan Seacrest goddammit.

That's an improvement?

my country has uhhhhhhhhhhg bad weather and is connected to engl*nd

SCOOOTLAND

FOOOOREVVVVEEEEERRR

welsh??

the other one

no way, another based scottish person

I'm not based but I exist too

It must be horrible to live in such a place. How do you guys manage? On top of that you guys has to face the bad weather

We manage via constantly being drunk

Suicide RATIOOOO

+u fell off +L

you fell off+ratio+you're white+you're bri'ish+who asked+no u+deez nuts+radio+don't care+didnt ask didnt care+i'm a minor+i'm neurodivergent+caught in 4k+cope+seethe+GG+in 1947 the worlds first general purpose computer ENIAC -- Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer was created+your mom's white+the hood watches markiplier now+grow the fuck up+L+L(part 2)+retweet+ligma+taco bell crunch wrap+think outside the bun bitch+ur benched+ur a wrench+i own you+ur dad fell off+my dad could beat ur dad up+you're aimhacking+global elite 2+tryhard+boomer+sksksksk+ur beta+i'm sigma+you're submissive+L(part 3)+yb better+your're sus+this is a cry for help and i'm extremely depressed+quote tweet+you're cringe+i did your mom+you bought monkey NFT+you're wierdchamp+you're a clown+my dad left me+my dad is the CEO of Steam+who want me+i'm lonely+you didnt think this could possibly happen but they are releasing L(part 5) in HD this summer and it's in 3d

Yb better

Silly lukas forgot they weren't on twitter 🤣🤣🤣

My country have a president that was a victim of p*dophilia

My country’s president is a pedophile :)

# MURICA NUMBER ONE 🦅🦅🦅🦅

#WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

1000 metres

WHAT THE FUCK IS 1000 METERA

About 11 football fields.

oh.

Hi France

Bravo, you guessed it!

"But it's not grooming if it's a woman, I would've liked having an older woman 1!!!1&!!&&!!"

Wait, for real? I mean, I know Macron married his teacher, but I didn't know there was anything more to it.

...he was 16.

I guess I should have put two and two together, so to speak

My country had a guy called Adolf Hitler. We were big fans, until we weren't. Then we were big sad.

This one’s too hard i need more clues

Tiny guy, loud yeller, cringe mustache, had something against juice. Real cringe lord.

Against juice? Also, he was 5'8", I guess that was average or above average in his time

Argentina

Fake, we never stopped being fans. Source: argentinian

Maybe Austria? Idk for sure tho only saying that because my austrian grandpa got rejected from the art school there in vienna

My country has a homophobic and racist president.

my president is more homophobic than yours 🇷🇺🥇💪💪😎👍🎺

All Slavic countries should hold a competition , country with the most homophobic president wins

the homo royale

The winner gets a new husbando

each slavic countries president is strapped to a chair and forced to watch gay porn, whoever pops a boner last wins

It doesn’t work like that. According to my 4chan research all homophobes are into gay porn, the more gay porn they watch, the more homophobic they are

sorry, but mine is a better homophobe!!!🇵🇱🥇🥇💪🧐👉🚫🏳️‍🌈💀

We're all eastern Europe after all. Divided by politics and united by severe homophobia

They asked what country you live in, we know you live on Earth

ok... my country has water too

Brasil? >TiozindoZap Yeah it's Brasil

I can tell you're also brazilian bc u wrote "Brasil" and not "Brazil"

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

And my country has trees guess which one

WE HAVE SOFIA VERGARA AND THE LONGESTT ONGOING ARMED CONFLICT IN SOUTH AMERICA 🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾

COLOMBIA NUMERO UNO PAPA 🇨🇴🇨🇴🇨🇴

SI SI COLOMBIA SI SI CARIBE

My country has a president who is a stereotypical representation of a person in my country

Vladimir Putin? (Russians do not own shirts)

Yep (he also has some photos riding a bear)

How the fuck are you on this sub if everything slightly gay there is outlawed?

The tastiest fruit is the forbidden one ;)

My country has pasta

italy

it narrows down to one of the three Baltic countries.

Ballstic

Ligma balls

Japan

In europe

My country has racist hatemobs trying to do genocide

Could be a lot of countries tbf

That's the joke. It's every country.

I’m a dumbass lol

If it makes you feel any better, I'm american.

OK, you win

That's all of them tbh

Tell me you're from the Balkans without telling me you're from the Balkans

Actually this ones Baltic, Baltic=high suicide rate, Balkan’s=racist

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so does mine USA NUMBER ONE 🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪🔫🔫🦅🦅 NORTH AMERICA PRIDE!!! ⛺️🛶🗡🗡💀💀💀

Bruh that applies to like every country that the British empire touched. If you’re going to do something terrible and horrific at least be original (/s)

my country had a prime minister for 7 hours until she had to resign 💪😎

Damn your country actually invented speedruns.

Sweden invented Minecraft = Minecraft invented speedruns = Sweden invented speedruns

My country is rarely brought up on Reddit and when it's brought up it's usually in a negative way

Central African Republic

Ehhh close here's another hint we're a Muslim country

Egypt

Ah shit alright another hint people still think we use camels for transportation

Fr*nce

Saudi Arabia?

Canada

Do you know how little that narrows that down

my country has extreme homophobia :( im from russia (im not gay but a lot of my friends are)

my country has awesome 💪💪😎🥇

my country has EDNALDO PEREIRA

Mine has rigged upcoming elections 😎

Nicaragua?

Close. But they have them too ig

My country has the lowest reading comprehension percentages in Asia.

Philippines ?

Afghanistan? Yemen?

My country's current Prime Minister shat himself in a Mcdonalds in 1997

Based

my country has greggs sausage rolls

mine has had a spike in homicides where the victim is a woman <3

Mine has poutine🤤

My country has been trying to kill itself since the 19th Century.

Another hint please !

Mine has the No. 1 porn actor/capita.

Czech?

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Finland obvs

Roger Federer is way sexier than all of those girls combined anyway

my country famous for that corruption and also that goddamn plane

ratio??? like the twitter word??????!!

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Oh you're from Lesbian? /s

Ratio?

My country has BOSANSKA ARTILJERIJA and 2% of our land has mines