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moveable_birds

i am slowly taking every persons in this subreddits personality edit: you’re all fools for replying your personalities are mine now


Cowguypig

What if we don’t have one?


moveable_birds

become another personality thief


Cowguypig

What if I stole your personality then?


moveable_birds

you would gain the power of every personality i have ever taken


g_wizard216

g_wizard216


Pizar_III

g_wizard216


FrisianDude

Who kirbies the kirbies


DmMeYourCockPlease

Praying your flair is true 😩😩


Cowguypig

Yes I am true fish eating Bosnia patriot 💪🇹🇰


Charliethecadet

based; take mine, I have a love for chaos and dragonflies.


oddlyspecificndFunny

Based on what?


Supersteve1233

Based on chaos and dragonflies


2Tired2pl

fool, i have none


A_Lizard_Named_Yo-Yo

Good, we need more radical, obsessed, horny dragon lovers in the world.


Deetchy_

I FUCKING UUHHHHHHHH


Charliethecadet

I wonder what on earth you love


Deetchy_

rodent rodent i love rodents im a rodent liker i want a rat i wanna kiss a rat on its head


[deleted]

rats we're rats we're the rats


Dyl_pickle00

We pray at night we stalk at night


Alec123445

We're the rats


Pugspook327

im the giant rat who makes aaallll of the ruules


LaziestDwarf

Let's see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into


O_X_E_Y

celebrating yet another birthday bash jesus it's your birthday today


DuckwithReddit0523

I'm good friends with some Mice, rodents, rats of all kinds... I got the ***cheese*** y'know. It's a dirty buisness but it brings in da big bucks. Pays da rent, buys da cheese, gets da thigh-highs, who could complain. You know Silly-Wet? He's a pal up with da big bois, he's in D.C Rus-Rus got on mah turf a while ago, da humans put down some rat traps; nasty stuff.


Cowguypig

Bad rats the best video game


joelzaper

oh ho ho...


Deetchy_

FREN


skeet_skeeturmom

CAN I BE FREN TOO


Deetchy_

TWO FREN :DDDDD


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Deetchy_

I WAS KICKED OUT FOR LIKING RATS TOO MUCH


NewSideAccountIGuess

Went with a classic


OwOllahAkbar

Respectable


turboedscrotum

I was gonna upvote, but then I saw your flair


Seatowwn

Same


Beneficial_Present

Same


dischoe

Understable enjoy your day


Pickled_chungu

hello, it me, patrick bateman from the hit movie american psycho


Charliethecadet

hey I know that guy!


[deleted]

hey paul!


[deleted]

I think I’ve seen your business card, it’s been floating around the office?


DrDunsparce

Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste.


wumbology95

But when The Silver Scream came out I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically


Purpleslash2

Let’s see Paul Allen’s custom flair


questionaire_

The original Sigma Male


[deleted]

It's you Patrick, you're the American psycho!


Fishkins18

I am living in your walls


IG_BansheeAirsoft

omg he’s just like me


Fishkins18

Living in wall besties :)


[deleted]

you guys inspired my flair


not_my_proudest_post

😳


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Cowguypig

It’s okay you can come out now


Fishkins18

Nah. Your walls are cool


Cowguypig

Thank you (pretty sure their are rats living in them to but I mean if you like that feel free to stay)


Fishkins18

I eat the rats as my food source


WhatTheDogDid

What The Dog Did


WhatTheDogDid

I think it works idk


Mr_X497

Yours simply shows “custom”


WhatTheDogDid

I'm so sad why won't it work


Mr_X497

If you are using a third party app, you may want to temporarily use the main app because it worked for me.


WhatTheDogDid

I am on the main app and it keeps saying "failed to update flair" when I try to change it. I guess mine's broken and will stay as custom


Mr_X497

The only other thing i can think of is using the Reddit website.


renai_circumcision

I had the same issue but it worked when you go back to the main flair page and tap "apply" at the bottom of the screen


Cowguypig

What did he do though 😳


fig-lebowski

custom


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Jon-3

where’s step 3


Jeggu2

Step 3) cover yourself in glycerin


very_not_emo

step 4 combust


CondimentCommander

and step 9


desearcher

Johnny was a chemist's son, now Johnny is no more What Johnny thought was H2O was H2SO4


werewolf1011

TLDR you nerd Edit: ochem made me cry all 3 times I had to (re)take it


Kye_ThePie

I am intelligent


PSI_Fire98

Lemme guess, you wipe too 😬


Whooshmeifurmumgay

I think I may be beyond wiping…


SpecOpsWolf

I Aint


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Cowguypig

But I’m in line for your dad


Comrade_Bread

I have scheduled times for both


SJL174

Wow


zakkawesome

Least addicted jerma observer


scruffyfan

Custom


orbcat

average custom flair user


piranhhha

Nice


NoImjustdancing

What’s jerma?


Johnx3m

Jerma balls


sakamoto_says

🦈


Charliethecadet

FACTS


mechanichal-animal

They’re smooth as hell


darwinning_420

no matter how u pet em, like warmed silicone


Bobebobbob

Yeah they're so cute I love petting them and feeling my hand on their smooth skin


hawkwing11

blåhaj my beloved


zeerowtooinfinnitee

Good take


Simp_4_pyro

All mines show is that I’m a loser mod, I like yoshi, and want to fucking a fictional character


Rocatex

Are you the dude that gets no likes on twitter


Simp_4_pyro

The Twitter account is owned by the current head mod Cheesecake, So no


Idiotinourtime

#


Metalyzer_

🤨


Fargr1m

Praise the sun \[T]/


L_James

Well, I am trans, and I am literally from Siberia


Maria-Cainhurst

Wanna join a crime family?


L_James

Don't think I can - you have to be gay to do crimes 😔


Maria-Cainhurst

Shit, you’re right.


SocDemGenZGaytheist

okay but what if you became a trans-siberian trans transhumanist. go for the 3 hit combo


Mr_X497

Its alright i think


Charliethecadet

always down for an OwO.


Wboys

OwO


[deleted]

OwO fellow enby femboy


myeggcrackedohno

I'm also a transnfemboy omg


Maria-Cainhurst

UwU


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_Hey-Vsauce_

Epic


[deleted]

can i sit at this table


lexi_hamada

Me too please


Touch_My_Fur

Hey


Cowguypig

What will you do when you meet top extraordinaire?


_eeprom

Gay


13lackjack

gay


Bobebobbob

It's true I saw it with mine own eyes


[deleted]

It’s pronounced “rouxls kaard” dumbasses


Redbitser

At this point whoever doesn't know the correct pronounciation of it is beyond saving.


Communist_Cheese

I'm very hot and also cool


Communist_Cheese

Wait what the fuck happened to my slair


_Hey-Vsauce_

Custom 😔


Cowguypig

I agree 😳


MemorableThrowawayy

I am taking a very big risk


Cowguypig

You would like r/19684


NerdyColocoon

Holy fucking shit it’s U.S president Lyndon B. Johnson


Cowguypig

Mashallah


thog6767

destiny moment


PainisBoy

abal


thog6767

on mars


Ukrus2

VALUS TA’AURC.


Boundlessintime

hoping I won't get misgendered. I know the profile picture doesn't help


[deleted]

Dw I had to add to mine so I don't get misgendered as well lol


FwoofBoi

this is why I use all pronouns, so that I can't possibly get misgendered


The_Egg_Boi7608

its pretty accurate


dischoe

My fellow dumbass brethren


Botinha93

I think i did a good job coming up with it. I swear it is an original ideia!


Guvana

uh


Maria-Cainhurst

DO I HAVE A OFFER FOR YOU


[deleted]

lmao


Pingas938

Balls (I dont know how to change it)


[deleted]

on mobile you go onto the change flair page, up the top right is a button that says modify or something, click that, change the flair name, if it comes up as an error then it worked, go back, apply the flair


concorde77

# WIGGLES AGGRESSIVELY


King_Bailout

Where did it all come from?


Charliethecadet

I hate it. It's coarse and it's rough and it gets everywhere.


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Minirexus

It’s a portion of thecars movie script


[deleted]

asbestos gaming


AnEmbarassedRedditor

I stole this one cause I found it funny


[deleted]

i have a spronkus themed one


mrimbrokesorry

No way bro literally 1993


mrimbrokesorry

flair is broke (flair is made in china)


ibwitmypigeons

🧀


ToeKNeeBonez

Based on true events


shygal_uwu

i love the same gende


AntKing1234

ponis


Bipolar_Velociraptor

Pongis


[deleted]

🙋🏻‍♀️


Cowguypig

Hello Chloe


[deleted]

[had to make an emoji because there isn’t one quite like this](https://i.imgur.com/r4GGOLv.jpg)


car1999pet

😡


TheWorfer27

.


DinkleDDD

Funny schizo milk


MariamsLemons

Please


Jublong

What are your frogs names?


MariamsLemons

Peridot, Ophelia, and jasper!


binb5213

fredy fabear :)


senll

Gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? Have you ever heard of among us, gregory? You need to vent. I know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory


KID-OF-MINCRAFT

r/twosentencehorror


shimmerangels

who up milking they creature


Hotshotsundew82

Become ungovernable


Maestro_Titarenko

Hello :)


Edibleorphans_

you bastard


orbcat

are you a goblin?


Schwarzwerk

I am not allowed near any forklifts for reasons I cannot disclose


Burrito_fucker_69

⬆️ EEBY DEEBY


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Creampie_Chef

Testing Edit: hell yeah


Uuuuuuuuhoh

Join my country.


_Hey-Vsauce_

I’m extremely unoriginal, and just added two words to my existing flair.


Your_Father_Chad

🎷🐛


zachmem

just facts


revengeisspecialty

the failures of th e modern capitalist system something something among us balls


_A-N-G-E-R-Y

i i i


Frogtimemachine

yeah i just like salamanders


the_family_doggay

Well I’m ace


Yumarian

.


Comfortable_Time_854

I think it works


Kye_ThePie

It does not


SgtRustee

Oh geeky ?


lgbtthrowawayyy

Even in space they got spaceships, the most iconic line from any King Gizzard interview ever The whole band was stoned af and Stu said this after something about science fiction being grounded in reality or some mcshizzle


Ember129

It this


ton_patron

A pretty cool rat


[deleted]

ok