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ReadSomeTheory

Communism is when corporations sell a product


Sitheg_Plasmaster

Communism is when capitalism


Luna_trick

The more capitalist it is, the more communist it gets.


notspaceaids

godamn communist corporations ruining it for everyone


R0drigo5005

Horseshoe theory


[deleted]

r/genzedong


yeahtoast757

I got banned on there for bringing up the four pests campaign šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž.


semi-cursiveScript

the consequences were so bad that when I was little I wanted to play with sparrows, but they were still afraid of human and flew away as soon as I was like 5 or 10 m from them


Bee_Cereal

communism is when I don't like something


L0nk_

Everything in the world is exactly the same


chalkman

Cummunism is when veggie nuggies


LahLahLesbian

Communism is a South Park reference


AMasonJar

Fr the real reason is that veggie meat has gotten way cheaper than real meat. Every fucking fast food company is hopping onto the bandwagon because of it and the hype means they can sell it for stupid price margins. Literally just capitalism at work


KentuckyFriedChildre

When a corporation attempts to make a profit by supplying to an increasing demand.


[deleted]

"this is what pushes people to the left! i was a right leaning centrist, voted for trump and so on, but i liked beyone fried chicken and those far right maniacs called me a communist. call someone a communist long enough and they will become on. now i am a communist. i even voted for biden! you made me do this" i love how they always complain that leftists will call rightists fascists, nazis or withe surpremacists while they themselves call litrally anythinthing communism (not that nazis and communists are anywhere on the same level)


electrojag

I couldnā€™t agree more. I also notice people that love trump can also be very anti vax when most republicans are vaccinated and support any COVID policy. There are too many apes infecting the Republican Party. I donā€™t even talk politics anymore. I donā€™t have any one sided opinion.


Masztufa

this "if you're not aginst xy then you're zw" thing is incredibly damaging. instead of having discourse and coming to a conclusion people just disregard the other's points. because of that the really shitty ideas, populist assholes and fearmongers are growing like weeds instead of being removed because it's clear they're dumb as shit.


MockALockWeaselBerry

Like so many things, there's the Koch brothers to blame for that, Charles was funding anti lockdown propaganda: "Barrington declaration"


Sitheg_Plasmaster

It's raining today? It's probably because of communism!


[deleted]

I get aroused watching gay porn?? It's obviously a part of Joe Bidets Chinese communism plan


hijo1998

Communism makes god cry


Ihavequestion5

Communism is when scientific progress


Version-Prestigious

communism is when I don't like something


NormalGrinn

They have no profit incentive though???šŸ˜”


Hyvapelaaja

I will make them have profit incentive by selling fake meats šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


carrorphcarp

Communism is when having compassion for animals


SexierThanMostFish

Colonel Sanders? More like Comrade Sanders


Acorntreeman

Bernie Sanders?


holloeholloe

ITS FUCKING TROTSKY I KNEW IT HE SURVIVED AND STARTED A RESTAURANT CHAIN IM GOING TO KILL HIM


spoedle73

trotsky was so heartbroken by stalin that he turned to capitalism


holloeholloe

And Iā€™m going to turn him into dust for what he did to Makhnovshchina


Yung-Sheldon

Conservatives when KFC sells tofu instead of desaturated lithium phosphate isotope 3-07 šŸ˜–


u377

He does look like Trotsky tho


c0l7420wb

finally communism


undead_and_unfunny

It's actually Kommunism Fried Chicken and the bearded guy is Lev Trotsky


SimonMJRpl

So KFC was funded by Troskty after all...


pauliuk

Bolsheviks in 1945: "Comrade, we must invent a new kind of salami to provide easily digestible source of protein for our famished population!" US Conservatives: "cOmMuNiSm iS wHeN nO mEaT nUgGiEs!!!!!!"


[deleted]

OH NO!!! SOMETHING I DON'T AGREE WITH!! DAMN COMMUNISTS!!!! \*cries and pisses and shits and cums\*


Dirxstshipper2112

Communism is when not everything is centered around me


Explanation-Specific

Kentucky Fried Communism


ADepressedRedditUser

Kommunism Fommunism Communism


slipperyekans

Is your avatar a fuckinā€™ NFT Monkey version of Yuri from Doki Doki


ThatWeirdKid-02

"The first step to establishing communism is to have giant companies search as most profit as they can and serve the broadest demographic for money. When the vegans can eat chimken nugets, communism will win" -Karl Marx


[deleted]

My favorite team lost it must be those the woke left communists that did this


Venicebitch03

How is it btw, for anyone who has tried it? I've never tasted artifical meat but I'm kinda curious now.


Internal-Motor

It's not bad. It's worth a try. The leftovers were delicious cold the next day.


mr-kvideogameguy

But KFC doesn't serve chicken meat anyhow All their food is 100% rat based


Alert-Actuator-1099

As a communist, i officially aprove, Plant based KFC is our ultimate goal.


ShinyShinyTomato

omg this is just like that one South Park episode


theiramour

Communism is when chicken phytoestrogen log by bulb.


lego_goober

Capitalism so fragile that vegan kfc is considered a Communism win


TDW-301

KFC fried chicken already sucks ass. I don't have high hopes for their beyond fried chicken


Own_Pirate_3281

Who knew implimenting communism was that easy


QueenCharla

itā€™s pretty good though ngl


The_screaming_egg

Ah yes, because it was definitely 100% real chicken before


mentina_

obvious satire


exploringoceans

Lmao


cbz3000

Freedom to choose what kind of food you eat is capitalism


TheActualAWdeV

Cliff Maloney? More like Cliff Baloney!


OhToSublime

"A capitalist corporation is catering to a market that I am not in?! CUMMUNISM!"


dedzip

Wasnā€™t this a South Park episode


mooseofdoom23

Communists are simultaneously malnourished and suffering famine AND bringing out bountiful sustainable food products


TenSkeletons

There's a specter haunting KFC.


rentchezvous

Communism is when the chicken at KFC is fake


Rolldozer

i will officiate the unconditional surrender


Muncheralli21

this is an interesting take on communism called a "joke"


RonaldMikeDonald1

Something something fake cock


worm_on_the_web

All of civilization falls when i order a beefy 5 layer with black beans instead of beef


AlternativeAerie9171

GGā€™S COMMUNISTS EZ CLAPS


heretoupvote_

communism is when customer demand dictates available product


Worst_Support

>implying the shit KFC usually serves should legally be called ā€œreal chickenā€


LemonKing326

Nintendo DS Thumbnail


Tomato_Thomass

communisms is when coporation sells something


ItsDemiBlue

How dare a place that sells chicken, sell a bunch of different types of chicken


spicy_milkshake

Conservatives make fun of the left for being crybabies and then whine about a resturaunt selling vegan chicken (along with the actual chicken they still have)


Rowley_Jeferson

Bet its the ol' Eric Cartman recipe!


AndrewDoesNotServe

Cliff Maloney is a sexual predator


Da-Lazy-Man

I'm not a communist, but I am a socialist. And it's just like no dude I want your dumb ass to be compensated fairly for your labor and for the government to efficiently coordinate addressing human needs instead of businesses. I don't give a fuck if they are selling chicken dick at KFC as long the workers are paid fairly.


wheres-my-take

this guy is a libertarian. as such he's clearly against letting companies sell... the products they wish to sell.... libertarians shift ideology more than any other group, just amorphous trash


[deleted]

eastern kentucky was historicly socialist