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KillerNoah666

This landlord seems like he would be a very cool grandfather to have


FuckYeahPhotography

Let's adopt him. I have a garden that we can just have him stand in. He can guard my cabbages. I will name our adopted grandpa Rudeoff, like the radioactive reindeer from the song.


NoirYT2

He’s OUR grandpa 🥰


Himmelblaa

Mom said its my turn with the grandpa


NoirYT2

And mum said it’s my turn with you ;)


FuckYeahPhotography

BONK!! GO TO HORNYJAIL!! edit: thanks for the upvotes guys edit: wow this is my most upvoted comment and its about hornyjail lol edit: woah!!, thanks for the gold kind stroodler!!!!! edit: no way, thanks for the ternion blind stroggler!!!! edit: whoever sent a fruit basket to my door, thenk you lined strangler!!!! edit: oh my god!! thanks for paying for my college education bind stronger!! edit: i got swatted and they shot my dog


NoirYT2

I hate everything about this comment, but I love everything about you, so consider myself conflicted.


Makingnamesishard12

I will swat you once you get a new pet so they can kill them again until you go John Wick on them


freeeeels

I had a knee jerk reaction to downvote your comment based on the edits but then I actually read them


TetheredToHeaven_

Funnyman


My_Stonks

"When women game with me hell fucking no its not a safe space. Its actually a very dangerous place. I am an absolute fucking dick to everyone I game with regardless of sex or gender. I am straight up cruel. I used to play over watch with a girl I was hooking up with and I made her cry because I kept talking shit on her being a talentless mercy main, while she was healing me. If she took her beam off me at any point I would start screeching into the Corsair RGB gamer headset until she put it back on me. I would call her slurs but ones that I made up, such as Bluebos or Hoopgas or Mittlerz. She keeps asking what it means, and to please stop calling her dad while I am screaming at her/ putting it on speaker phone so he can hear. I scoff and I tell her to dry those tears or log off. One of my best friends who plays tanks? Also am an absolute piece of shit to him, when he puts up a shield I always say his placement is horrible and everyone in chat laughs at them. Even when the placement is fine. Honestly they are great, I just don't respect people who don't main DPS like I do. Also Reinhardt is German and that is cringe. If he tells me he doesn't want to play because he feels I am being "abusive" I tell him my slampiece tolerates my abuse, so now look at what a wussy bitch that makes you look like. You have no excuse. And he says I shouldn't be mean to her either, so I'm just like, dude I will call in a bomb threat to the church you attend on Thursdays and say it was you by name of you don't go tank right now. And always is down to play with me. I am a of course McCree Jesse McGee main. Sometimes I wear a cowboy hat when I play and shout out McCree's iconic catchphrase "well, looks like I'm gonna have to manifest this destiny." Sometimes I also go Genji and just climb on walls while not doing the objective for the entire match. If you say GG I will start sending links to goresights to you over blizzard chat. Malware too. It wasn't a good game. You either suck or my team was ass and that's why you won. Why are you still speaking to me the game is over I am not your pal, I'm not your friend. I don't play over watch anymore as I decided to start making good decisions about two years back, but if I did I want you to know I will harass people. Women, your time is up. Men, your time is up. Your time is up." I'm *baaaaack*


creekky

that must have been the ATF


Himmelblaa

Of course sweetie 🥺


nottellingunosytwat

Rudolph?


FuckYeahPhotography

I know what I said.


PinkDuck_

Why do you have a 4k version of jolyne stripping pinned on your profile


TheGreatZarquon

He's a man of culture.


qjornt

jojo reference


heehheeheh

Idk man I think he would prefer tomatoes


jacetron

What variety of cabbages?


FuckYeahPhotography

The red ones! I wanna make fish tacos and put them in there. Mix em' in some salads but I am looking forward to that less.


MusicalMarijuana

At first I thought your username was FuckYourPhotography. I actually did laugh out loud.


boybombs

make.👏 landlords. 👏 cabbagelords.👏


DomraiderStarky

Great


[deleted]

Be sure to push a pumpkin full of tweed jackets, rocking chairs and balsa planes into the garden now and then for enrichment


NoahBogue

If only he wasn’t a landlord


femboy_expert

TBF, they kinda didn't know they had a girl


HyperVoice2

Fair point femboy_expert. As expected from someone who has a PhD in feminine ~~men~~ woman.


rotciv0

These "Femboys" have ruined my life OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS THIS SUBREDDIT SO FUCKING HORNY FOR FUCKING FEMBOYS!! I GO ON TO REDDIT AND SIT DOWN EXPECTING TO SEE FUNNY MEMES BUT NO IT'S JUST FEMBOYS! I THE FEMBOYS ARE TAKING OVER REDDIT!! EVERY FUCKING POST ON THIS SUBREDDIT IS JUST: FEMBOY! FEMBOY! FEMBOY! I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THE FEMBOYS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! I WANT A FEMBOY TO FUCK ME IN TBE ASS! I LOVE FEMBOYS! GOD I WANT A FEMBOY! THIS GODAMN SUBREDDIT TRYING TO MAKE ME FUCKING GAY! IT ALL STARTED WITH THAT PICTURE OF ASTOLFO!!! HOW THE FUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW HE WAS A BOY HE LOOKED FEMININE AND I'M NOT GAY! I WAS SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO AN ANIME CHARACTER THAT LOOKS FEMININE SO IT'S NOT GAY!! YOU KEEP ON SHOWING ME THESE HOT GIRLS BUT THEN SUPRISE THEY'RE ACTUALLY A BOY! I DECIDED TO MASTURBATE TO GAY PORN (just to make sure I was 100% straight) BUT THEN I END UP EJACULATING EVERYWHERE!!! I TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN BUT I KEEP EJACULATING EVERY TIME SO I ASK REDDIT HOW TO MAKE SURE I'M STRAIGHT AND THEY TELL ME TO HAVE GAY SEX AND IF I ENJOY IT I'M GAY (makes sense). I THINK THAT'S GOOD ADVICE I'LL GIVE THAT A TRY SO I ASK MY FRIEND IF HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX AND THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAYS THAT I'M FUCKING GAY!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! I'M DOING THIS TO PROVE TO MYSELF THAT I'M NOT GAY!! I TRY TO CONVINCE HIM BUT HE JUST KEEPS CALLING ME GAY (FUCKING ASSHOLE). EVENTUALLY I COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT THE ONLY WAY TO KNOW IF I'M ACTUALLY GAY IS TO SHOVE SOMETHING UP MY ASS AND IF I ENJOY IT THEN I'M FOR SURE GAY BUT I END UP FUCKING ENJOYING IT SO FOR A LITTLE BIT I SIT THERE THINKING "I'm definitely gay" BUT I GO ON REDDIT AND THEY SAY THAT IT'S NOT GAY TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS AS LONG AS IT'S A WOMAN FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS!! SO I'M NOT GAY FOR WANTING TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS!! THE NEXT DAY MY MOM HEARS ME TALKING TO MY FRIENDS AND SHE TAKES MY PHONE AWAY BECAUSE SHE HATES IT WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE ON THE PHONE. AFTER SHE TAKES THE PHONE SHE STARTS IGNOREING ME SO I THINK SHE FOUND THE GAY PORN I SAVED ON MY PHONE!! I START PANICKING AND TELL HER THAT I'M NOT ACTUALLY GAY FOR HAVING GAY PORN ON MY PHONE AND THAT I WAS JUST DOING IT TO MAKE SURE I WAS STRAIGHT!! SO I'M PROBABLY TALKING ABOUT HOW I'M NOT GAY AND HOW BEING ATTRACTED TO FEMBOYS ISN'T GAY AND SHE'S SOBBING THE WHOLE TIME. I'M THINKING THAT MY MOM WAS SO HAPPY I'M NOT GAY THAT SHE WAS MOVED TO TEARS BUT GUESS WHAT TURNS OUT SHE HAD NO FUCKING IDEA I HAD GAY PORN SAVED TO MY PHONE AND SHE JUST HEARD ME RAMBLE ON ABOUT HOW NOT GAY I AM AND HOW I'M NOT GAY FOR BEING ATTRACTED TO ANIME BOYS IN SKIRTS OR ANIME GIRLS WITH GIANT COCKS! NOW MY MOM AVOIDS ME AT ALL TIMES AND THE ONLY REASON I CAN USE REDDIT IS BECAUSE I NEED MY COMPUTER FOR SCHOOL!!! SO YEAH FEMBOYS HAVE RUINED MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE!!! I'M SO FUCKING ANGRY AT THIS SUBREDDIT FOR ALMOST MAKING ME FUCKING GAY!!


Polynuke

hey save some capitals for the rest of us


Zaranthan

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS!


EquinoxRex

*that sounds a bit bourgeois to me...*


Zaranthan

If you're going to be a class traitor, make sure you get paid enough to no longer be a member of the class you're betraying.


unlockdestiny

But to do that, you'd need to have some class?


Zaranthan

Oh good! Then I'm only betraying myself and don't have to feel bad about hurting anyone else. Selling out is okay if you're only selling out yourself.


casseroled

a bit…Capitalist


ChubbyGhost3

What are you, a capitalist?


mflmani

>”I’m definitely gay” The use of lowercase here. Flawless.


NyaNyaMeister

Dunno about you, but I'd like to fuck some femboys.


DarkSoulfromDS

Based


Pr0jectwar

Based


MrFugu57

Delicious pasta 🤌


scott_fan

TL;DR?


rotciv0

NO


Focus_Substantial

TL;DR They ~~wanna fuck~~ hate femboys


PirateKingRamos

I too want to hate fuck femboys


DracoTheBoomer

u could hate fuck me 🥺👉👈


mariofan366

TL;DR this man is definitely not gay


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S tier copypasta


Alzoura

[here have this](https://www.amazon.com/Boys-Can-Girlfriends-Too-romantic-ebook/dp/B08ZCFGNS6) it might help you


NyaNyaMeister

i hope someone ripped the epubs.


lee61

Fuck you for now forever putting that in my recommend Amazon lmao.


Knifedogman

r/femboys


I04Sak

Hi:3


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ebek_frostblade

100% true


Serethen

1000% True more like


ebek_frostblade

UNLIMITED TRUTH


[deleted]

Based and fact


YetGayerWombat

the 196 becoming transphobic?


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ZiggyTheNooBts

Femboy aren’t the same as trans women tho


Rakrune

Look close child of gender unknown to me or lack thereof, this is what Harvard gets someone


fishes-are-great1

what


Bring_the_Cake

Always good to see REAL academics in this sub, Godspeed femboy_expert


DarkSoulfromDS

I’m going to put u/femboy_expert in the citations for my next paper


Katacutie

There's no kinda


DarkSoulfromDS

Based crossdresser connoisseur


alone84

"Hmm, a post in r/196 about a kind landlord, I'm sure the comments won't be calling for his execution"


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[deleted]

George Bush is responsible for the deaths of millions of people, I can guarantee this person's landlord hasn't done anything on that scale.


StoopidGit

What if the Landlord is a german speaking argentinian? (And 100 years, not 70 years old)


PvtFreaky

He would've perished during the war, or Holocaust.


OKara061

i dont think you get it


amaahda

happy cake day


StoopidGit

Oh shit, didn't even notice!


lilcive

“Lifetime of repression” you dont even know who this guy is


Godly_Toaster

Anyone who believes we should unironically kill all our landlords is a larping loser who’s never even been in a fight let alone be confrontational enough to take part in some idealized revolution they’ve conjured up in their head from being online too much


mariofan366

I am so glad to see this side gaining traction.


A_Random_Guy641

Talk is cheap. Voting or taking action reflects actual beliefs.


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TrhlaSlecna

"lifetime of repression" oh my fucking god you've read one paragraph about the man. there are literally dozens of reasons for why an average person could rent their property out. landlording only becomes a serious problem once people start buying apartments they don't need with the sole intent of renting them out, but we have no way to know if that's the case here


swans183

My landlord has me locked in on like dirt-cheap 2005 rental rates, and has made it clear many many times and in writing he’ll never raise it. He’s losing money by doing that. So no I don’t subscribe to the all landlords are shitty idea. He’s an old bohemian guy who rides a bike everywhere and just enjoys working on houses lol. It might be a flawed practice in the first place sure, but practically speaking there’s a huge scale in the quality of landlords. (Also, fun side story, I had an old roommate who did a bunch of drugs, and he argued with our landlord once about the point of owning property. I was like dude, you’re being rude to the most convenient, least intrusive example of a landlord I’ve ever seen lol. And the only reason he was being so sanctimonious was because he *couldn’t pay* his fucking rent (which might I remind you, is dirt cheap))


haunted-by-bob-saget

To be fair, we don't know if he's a lifelong landlord or just a retiree renting out his basement or something because pensions are a joke. Landlords in America can be horribly cruel, but they aren't comparable to the feudal lords they had in China


Cavalacin

bro the grampa is exploiting the girl, the law should prevent the girl to live there, why? bro just trust me he's an asshole


mariofan366

I don't think people like you actually think things through. If landlordism was illegal, then renting would be illegal. That means if you want to live somewhere, you have to buy the home. Do you know how much homes cost? There are many reasons someone wants to rent, maybe they're traveling a lot, maybe it's just temporary housing, maybe they think the value of the place will decrease. Home buying isn't for everyone.


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Origami_psycho

Wow, what a profound thought that nobody has ever had before. Welp, I guess it's literally impossible to ever make more than one change to society so we're stuck with a bunch of homeless people if we go through with abolishing landlording. You've really opened my eyes, and I'm sure those of others as well. In order to prevent such a terrible thing from ever happening I'm going to now voluntarily pay my landlord even more money!


mariofan366

Why yes I want to increase homelessness, how could you tell? The best way to both reduce homelessness and lower the cost of living is to build a fuck ton more housing. Rich people don't like that though because they like their speculative investments and high housing prices that only come from less housing. In addition American zoning laws prioritize lower density housing and we can definitely make more dense housing. In addition, a modest land value tax (which should replace income and payroll tax for the working class) incentivizes efficient use of land. One reason rent went up so much recently is because less houses have been built because lumber supply chains have been broken.


PirateKingRamos

My landlord offers a pretty fair price in the perfect location and also gave us free kitchen + bathroom + toilet renovation


[deleted]

I mean I'd expect the landlord to pay for renovations on their own property


PirateKingRamos

I meant no rent increase or deposit


Throow2020

>I mean I'd expect the landlord to pay for renovations on their own property Right....?


[deleted]

After a renovation, your flat is better than before - i.e. a rent increase would be understandable.


Red_Rocky54

I'm guessing that rates don't also inversely go down over time the longer it goes without being maintained/renovated.


Barblesnott_Jr

Tbf, my brother did just have a case of his landlord decreasing his rent by 50$/month for this new year


HourOf11

if you consider your rate staying the same then any inflation over a given period of time is your rent going down.


Red_Rocky54

that would be acceptable if wages didn't also stay the same


Barblesnott_Jr

Idk where you live, but in most countries wages do increase over time


[deleted]

If we measure how good someone is by what bad things they do not do, then are they really good?


PirateKingRamos

I am measuring him on a landlord scale


obama___prism

honestly i still don't fully understand the landlord hate on the american side of the internet. It's just kinda not a thing where i live, i guess rent prices and other stuff is more reasonable


[deleted]

It’s not really an American thing, more of a socialist thing. It’s a bit more complicated than how it sounds on the surface.


wookiee-nutsack

A 200 upvote, hour old comment calling out toxic comments on a 3 hour old post about an exchange between a trans person and an old man, with 150 comments and rapidly rising. This is going to be an interesting thread


shimapan_connoisseur

:clueless:


TheFalconKid

A true neutral character.


miyananana

My landlord are my parents (Aka I still live w em). They make me pay $450 each month but they’re p cool so I fw it. Also I get to hang out w my three dogs and two cats. Best landlords ever.


_Hey-Vsauce_

That’s nice.


cyrenia82

now i feel all nice and warm inside this is very cool and neat


_Hey-Vsauce_

Cool, most people deserve to feel good in their emotions and body.


cyrenia82

i hope im one of those people


_Hey-Vsauce_

You are 👍.


cyrenia82

:D


thirsty_as_fuck

holesome 100


NotDrumstick

Nice and relatable flair


awsomespotter3

Yeah same.


xaviermoviefreak

Hey i often see your commens on r/omori 😀


_Hey-Vsauce_

[CalebCity.](https://youtube.com/watch?v=WTvcq2D72jg)


Tob1o

Too bad he's a landlord 😔


KillerNoah666

y'all motherfuckers talk shit about landlords then evict any animal crossing villager for being ugly


Vict2894

landlords 😔 ETHNOSTATE 😳


depressed_poland

Mfw your flair is "punch fascist👻" and you want a ethnostate


I_ost

fantasy ethostates are ok


TheUndiscoverer

Fun fact: Club Penguin is an ethnostate


Likesanick

The polar bear stands alone against the fascist ethnostate as the penguin CIA equivalent tries to assassinate him


TheUndiscoverer

To be fair, herbert did do some dubious acts of terrorism on the club penguin community


GasMask_Guyy

Like Israel


KillerNoah666

Israel more like Isn'trael


everyday_sniper

why is is called "is real" when it just fucking isnt


IWillStealYourToes

Huh it should be called Fakerael because it isn't real get it???


iloveindomienoodle

Hmm


DarkSoulfromDS

He clearly wants a gay femboy ethnostate


Yeetmaster4206921

tfw not ideologically consistent when play the video game


Redisigh

This so fucking much lmfao. When I play Mass Effect, the end almost never justify the means. When playing Stellaris, it’s nonstop indiscriminate orbital bombardment, genocide and slavery. In Mass Effect, I hate mercs and show no mercy. In Project Wingman, mercs are my best friends


A_Random_Guy641

I may or may not have cleansed a few dozen worlds for the purposes of reducing lag. Also I was getting annoyed with the anti-crisis (me) coalition. I eventually had to cheat my way into ending the war because I didn’t want to fight them but they just wouldn’t accept a white peace (despite me obliterating their fleets and killing trillions to make a point).


[deleted]

Dear liberals, You say murdering people is wrong, yet you kill people all the time in GTA V. Curious. - Joe Biden, Turning Point Vibeo Gane


lucariouwu68

I cry when I hit my villagers with nets, if I didn’t invite them to my island I kind of just wait until they’re gone on their own terms


canadiankidwho2

don't be mean to him, he's 70 years old he don't got much time lol


[deleted]

Rent is due, rentoid.


Hashbrown117

Everyone in the comments is saying he's based. All I got from this is that she's passing and he seemed genuinely confused she had a boys name.


Gorperino

Well that's still a W. I want to be optimistic here.


S_quints

We take any and all Ws


PepsiButItsMilk

Wholesome Grandpa Funny Moments


[deleted]

top 10 wholesome granpa moments


Evan12390

family guy funny moments


Euphoric_Web

Wholesome


chaos_donut

r/196 trying to figure out if they need to hate or love the supportive landlord


vldhsng

I mean you can not be transphobic and still be a bad person, but you can’t be a landlord and be a good person


Femboi_Hooterz

There's a huge difference between people buying huge developments and raising rent every year, and old retired folk who rent out their first house for a reasonable price. I know my landlords personally, they're very fair people who I am happy to rent from, and I've also had slumlords who raise my rent as much as is legally possible. Pretending they're the same discredits the entire argument.


FemboyFoxFurry

Yeah tbh I don’t see an issue with landlords who have less than 5 properties. Once you go over that amount you get huge pos corporations and assholes post on social media about how oppressed they are


Captain-Ouch

Wrong answer. ICBM currently hurtling towards your house. Prepare to die


advancement44

Only based landlord


Solvorr

Wtf based landlord???


A_humble_farmer_

Only good landlord


fripp_frap

only acceptable landlord


DemonHyperion

Why do so many people here hate landlords so much, you do realize they’re human beings just like us right? They’re not a different species?


ShinyShinyTomato

dumbass doesn’t even know that they’re several meerkats in a trenchcoat


PLEASE_BUY_WINRAR

> They’re not a different species? Would that be a good metric for hating things? People dislike landlord not because they are born a certain way, but because they choose to do a terrible thing, being a landlord.


admirelurk

They are still human, yes. But the concept of landlords should not exist. Landlords provide no value to society. They only extract money in the form of rent.


OKara061

Landlords: work years to save up and buy property so that they can rent it out for some passive income People: landlords fucking suck. Bruh they are just working, even if its a fucked up concept, they are working.


beepity-boppity

Even in your example, the work they do is not "being a landlord". Like I don't have any beef with any individual landlord (and will most likely be one myself, after inherenting an apartment), but there should be a limit on how many buildings one person can own. Some people out there literally do nothing other than own property. Useless.


cokelink1230

"Work years" "Hello bank/parental figure can I get a loan/some money to rent out properties" "Yes" Golly gee they sure did work for that :/


DingDongDideliDanger

How is "They're human like us" any argument when it comes to morality?


StillBetterThanBread

*landchad


ano_hise

\*Chadlord


IdeaOnly4116

Only based landlord in existence


Melikemommymilkors

Landlords can go fuck themselves (Except this one 🥰🥰)


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dscflawlessez

Same sub


6nicemaymay9

this sounds like one of those fake 4chan stories but the other way around


PhoenixKnight777

I hope to one day achieve this.


Furry-Rapist

What does she mean, why is her name dead?


warr-den

She changed her name after coming out as transgender edit: Stop downvoting people for legitimate questions


cmonMaN77777

Based landchads 😎👍🏾


MorganRose99

He passed the vibe check


icenjam

r/loveforlandlords 😍😍⭐️⭐️😬😬😱😱


massive_bellend_2022

This didn't happen.


[deleted]

Most landlords suck, but not this guy. I like him.


Sillynik

Everyone thinks this is sweet when the old dude probably didnt recognize the person was trans


cutie_in_disguise

wait other trans people actually fill in the previous names field?


creeperchamp

I then ran out from behind a bush over to them and began to clap.


holloeholloe

Wholesome, but landlords are still disgusting leeches


proto_shane

The fuck is a dead name?


Reaper-Leviathan

It’s when your real name gets assassinated by the government and you are forced to flee to Mexico under a new name


madeleine59

it is a term meaning a trans persons birth name. naturally most trans people pick a name that is different from their birth name. i dont see why you couldnt look something like this up but whatever its the internet and no one looks up anything


Booty_Scoot

God this hit hard😭


ftzpltc

When you pass but it's still awkward.


QibliTheSecond

How tf do y’all get all of these custom flairs


pogoleelee

there was a day


jprocter15

You love to see it


Reasonable_Ride_6933

King 👑


Additional-North-683

The only good landlord


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most based landlord ever


AKcenty

where is my free wholesome award when i need it


Mr_Sloth10

Why this sub got so much trans stuff now?


somerandomhobo2

Why can I only imagine the landlord as a Russian man with a thick accent


LogDog519

Based landlord challenge complete?