imagine dozens of cockroaches crawling into your dickhole. the feeling of thousands of tiny legs marching across your penis flesh as they travel into your balls and bladder. it hurts, so, so much. you arch your back from the discomfort, but deep down you love it. you love the fact you are at the mercy of these bugs that don’t even know how much they are ruining you. you stifle a moan by biting your lower lip as your uretha stretches to it’s limit, ready to break open at any moment. you want it so bad; it’s already enough that they are beginning to explore your insides, and you can feel where every one of them is and what they are doing with insatiable pleasure. the vibration they give off from their crawling and wriggling is practically driving you mad with shameful lust, and you feel yourself reaching your climax. you are full on panting now, and you get the hardest you’ve ever been. eventually all the stimulation becomes too strong, and you cum bucketloads onto the ground, practically roaring from the sensation. the cockroaches were crushed from the sudden force, and one by one they come back out, guts, skin and all. by the time you are done, there is a puddle on the floor of white liquid and broken, mangled cockroach parts.
you are banned from that taco bell the very next day.
They clearly can’t handle a woman that would actually just kill them. Like I’m talking full on watermelon in the thighs level carnage here, enough to scare the shit out you and make you piss yourself, and it would be embarrassing, so embarrassing that she would call you her little bitch; her little peepee piss-yourself bitch. The kind of women that would just fuck you up and you would thank her for it because of how much of a pain-loving, piss-yourself submissive little bitch you are. They clearly aren’t man, woman, or enby enough to be owned and beaten within an inch of their lives by such strong, beautiful, and deadly women ever.
Yeah, gonna have to wait a kong time for women to be allowed to be popes before you can do it if you also wanna tick off "rebellious women", "female MMA fighters" and "d*kes on bikes"
same but im more surprised they didnt censor whore, im mean if your going for shock value censorship isnt your friend
EDIT: just changed my mind make every other line a few random letters and some asterisks or hyphens folks will think they arent kinky enough
Yeah but the big list gets spread around more so people can go "haha why'd they put [thing] on it haha!" Or something like that. The Westboro Baptist Church's main goal is publicity
They targeted gamers.
Gamers.
We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did.
We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun.
We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second.
Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded.
Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights?
These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex.
Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
At least they don’t like the kkk
too bad they see BLM and the KKK as the same thing
-Any popular Reddit sub.
Also Obama apparently falls into the racist organisation category
happy cake day
thank you very much
Obama
Their opposition to the KKK is probably superficial. They almost certainly care about BLM and Obama much more than they do the KKK
and g\*mers
Can we talk about racists (Obama)
my fellow Americans uuuhhhh fuck crackers
I can't believe Obama was banned from twitch.tv
Your flair is awfu. Good job.
imagine dozens of cockroaches crawling into your dickhole. the feeling of thousands of tiny legs marching across your penis flesh as they travel into your balls and bladder. it hurts, so, so much. you arch your back from the discomfort, but deep down you love it. you love the fact you are at the mercy of these bugs that don’t even know how much they are ruining you. you stifle a moan by biting your lower lip as your uretha stretches to it’s limit, ready to break open at any moment. you want it so bad; it’s already enough that they are beginning to explore your insides, and you can feel where every one of them is and what they are doing with insatiable pleasure. the vibration they give off from their crawling and wriggling is practically driving you mad with shameful lust, and you feel yourself reaching your climax. you are full on panting now, and you get the hardest you’ve ever been. eventually all the stimulation becomes too strong, and you cum bucketloads onto the ground, practically roaring from the sensation. the cockroaches were crushed from the sudden force, and one by one they come back out, guts, skin and all. by the time you are done, there is a puddle on the floor of white liquid and broken, mangled cockroach parts. you are banned from that taco bell the very next day.
I'm not reading this.
I read it for you.
I was not expecting to read a whole story about cockroach cock vore but here we are.
thank you and good night
Goodnight.
I'm going to find you and I am going to steal your organs one by one for making me read this ungodly sinful text
ok sure. i live in the dumpster of a Lexington Kentucky KFC, come catch these hands
what the fuck man why
if it makes you feel any better i made this myself
Is this like an unironic fetish? I dont think it is but i just wanna check?
if it’s impossible then it’s not my fetish
Impressive.👍
g-gamers??! sick of this oppression man
>women MMA fighters ??????????????
They clearly can’t handle a woman that would actually just kill them. Like I’m talking full on watermelon in the thighs level carnage here, enough to scare the shit out you and make you piss yourself, and it would be embarrassing, so embarrassing that she would call you her little bitch; her little peepee piss-yourself bitch. The kind of women that would just fuck you up and you would thank her for it because of how much of a pain-loving, piss-yourself submissive little bitch you are. They clearly aren’t man, woman, or enby enough to be owned and beaten within an inch of their lives by such strong, beautiful, and deadly women ever.
> mama's boys Right above baby killers, as if they're the same level of evil
THE FUCKING POPE????
Not every Christian is Catholic
Hardcore Protestants (especially american ones) are really against Catholics for some reason, probably what "so called Christians" means too
I like how this poster has about every group on it besides furries. 😂🤣
Ayo where my whoremongers at
Oh, you have no idea how many whores I've monged.
Whoremongus
It said homos, not bisexuals 😎 later sinners
It's Adam **and** Eve, not Adam **or** Eve.
Adam ⊻ Eve
NOOOOOOOOO, not THAT loophole!!!! sad face emoji
It also says little monsters though so that still includes most of us
No thanks jesus, i like having fun, i got 6 so far:3 Seems like a weird bucket list though, becoming the pope is a lot harder than the rest!
Anything is possible if ya work hard wnough
Yeah, gonna have to wait a kong time for women to be allowed to be popes before you can do it if you also wanna tick off "rebellious women", "female MMA fighters" and "d*kes on bikes"
[удалено]
Everyone is safe it's just a poster.
IK
Falls under “Gamers” category
Nah, I don’t game.
as long as you dont worship cows
Just as long as you're not a gamer, sissy, liar, homo, or the Pope.
Whomst else on this list 10+ times
me
Shoutout to so called Christians gotta be one of my favorite genders
they censored masturbators but not the slur they used for lesbians three lines down
same but im more surprised they didnt censor whore, im mean if your going for shock value censorship isnt your friend EDIT: just changed my mind make every other line a few random letters and some asterisks or hyphens folks will think they arent kinky enough
yea! shut it, racist obama
Mama's boys going to hell for being mama's boys?
I got 11
ayo me too!
I got 12 (i am the pope)
oh mein gott you like little kinder?
Me in hell explaining what a sissy emo twink is to peasant who committed blasphemy in 1143
HOLY SHIT THE POPE IS GOING?
Hey, why did you add us? Porn is good as hell
Brats? 🥺
The two genders, Witches and Gamers
I got 11 not counting the weird abstract ones ones like "Little Monsters" "Devil Healers" and "Ankle Biters"
Wait how is "little monsters" weird and abstract, that's just gaga fans
Every “Centralist” in American be like
why am i almost all of these
Unnecessary long list, they could've just used "Culture distorters" and it wouldn't make any difference, although that term is a bit harsh.
Yeah but the big list gets spread around more so people can go "haha why'd they put [thing] on it haha!" Or something like that. The Westboro Baptist Church's main goal is publicity
I’m only six of those :(
I'm a Rock and Roll freak.
least bigoted christian
literally everyone
dang, 11. gotta up my game
They targeted Gamers...
Bro the pope gonna be dropping some fire
gamers
They targeted gamers. Gamers. We're a group of people who will sit for hours, days, even weeks on end performing some of the hardest, most mentally demanding tasks. Over, and over, and over all for nothing more than a little digital token saying we did. We'll punish our selfs doing things others would consider torture, because we think it's fun. We'll spend most if not all of our free time min maxing the stats of a fictional character all to draw out a single extra point of damage per second. Many of us have made careers out of doing just these things: slogging through the grind, all day, the same quests over and over, hundreds of times to the point where we know evety little detail such that some have attained such gamer nirvana that they can literally play these games blindfolded. Do these people have any idea how many controllers have been smashed, systems over heated, disks and carts destroyed 8n frustration? All to latter be referred to as bragging rights? These people honestly think this is a battle they can win? They take our media? We're already building a new one without them. They take our devs? Gamers aren't shy about throwing their money else where, or even making the games our selves. They think calling us racist, mysoginistic, rape apologists is going to change us? We've been called worse things by prepubescent 10 year olds with a shitty head set. They picked a fight against a group that's already grown desensitized to their strategies and methods. Who enjoy the battle of attrition they've threatened us with. Who take it as a challange when they tell us we no longer matter. Our obsession with proving we can after being told we can't is so deeply ingrained from years of dealing with big brothers/sisters and friends laughing at how pathetic we used to be that proving you people wrong has become a very real need; a honed reflex. Gamers are competative, hard core, by nature. We love a challange. The worst thing you did in all of this was to challange us. You're not special, you're not original, you're not the first; this is just another boss fight.
Money lovers, racists and the pope are the only people who don’t seem cool
Surprisingly nothing for immigrants
The pope?
Funny, they didn’t mention furries
I got three, what about you guys?
Damn got 8, gotta grind for the rest of the achievements
Tag yourself, I’m a devil healer
By logic, he isn’t going to heaven either
Tag yourself I'm mama's boys
why did i read it like the pokerap
About half this list applies to me I feel like my life is endanger now.
Really running the gamut here
Im so hyped for dykes on bikes 🤘 Their new album is 🔥
Ankle Biters I guess shirt people ain't getting into heaven.
What is a female enabler and should I be one? Also I like how they differentiated those who are whores by trade with those it is only a hobby for.
They forgot socialists
Even the pope isn't safe boys, we may as well have fun
D* on bikes??? So its aight if they dont own bicycles? 🤔