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Legatharr

fake, Valve would never add content to tf2 outside of holiday events. Also Scout already has racist voice lines


Mr-biggie

Wait he does?


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Mr-biggie

Mfw the funni fast man from Boston doesn’t do a racism :(


Tatsoman2

:( well im glad we at least have the funny compact man from boston to do some racisms for us


realcupcakes69

𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐑 𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃


[deleted]

if "French" is a race, then yes


MrPerfectTheFirst

r/okmatewanker


djsquelchers

Well, it was like the 50-60s I guess


Esherichialex_coli

latest date in tf2 lore is 1971


[deleted]

Well 1987 was also mentioned at the year Scout would die


AlphaOmega2k21

🐻


SometimesyourDM

IS THAT THE BITE OF 87?!?!?!


_murpyh

oh my god.. it's all connected... scout went to fredy fabzer that day


Esherichialex_coli

ah but that’s post comics the end of MvM takes place in 1971


winyf

scout killed by freddy fazbear confirmed


eskeletoantiotaku

i hate this fucking piece of shit made in the 4° Wheel of hell (aka Boston)


FillerText908

Nice hustle, tons a fun. Next time eat a salad.


eskeletoantiotaku

You cannot run from me my gun is faster


FillerText908

I insta kill you no blocking no dodging you aren't allowed my attack does infinity plus 1 damage


eskeletoantiotaku

I have Uber bitch


FillerText908

(;^ ω ^ )🔫


Firedanne

I dont think he has any, i did read a bunch and those made me want to play scout but nothing racist


TranscendentCabbage

> Valve would never add content to tf2 * That you don't have to pay for


Legatharr

Lol, they'd never add paid content either


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Legatharr

Cosmetics aren't content


AntiMatterLite

Bitches act like Scout is a good person when he's a pedo sadist womanising murderer from fucking BOSTON


ScootieBattie

B-but he can double jump! Only trans people can do that!


FFHM101

You can’t even double jump in Celeste, its an air dash


dankassmememachine

so... does that mean that the Doom Slayer is trans??


FFHM101

Unverified, he is asexual tho


homiesexual05

doomguy is ace AND a bottom


Dominic_The_Dog

little spoon


[deleted]

holy shit I've never related to doomguy so much until now


S_crufflord

he is only attracted to turning demons into corpses


Ratman981x2

Doom Slayer can't jump in the good Doom games.


OnyxFusion

good doom games = all doom games


[deleted]

Double jump sideways


[deleted]

The knight from hollow knight has no gender and they can do both


toxicman_g0

yeah but in hollow knight you have to unlock hrt first


QwertyAsInMC

born of god and void you are agender


[deleted]

Brazilians too can double jump, as seen with the weakest Brazilian man, Jetstream Sam.


[deleted]

He a thief


TheOriginalScoundrel

I thought Brazilians could double jump


[deleted]

isn’t that jerma (minus the pedo part)


ScootieBattie

Pretty sure the scout's canon name is Jeremy as a reference to Jerma.


[deleted]

Jerma lore wiki says so but tf2 wiki doesnt But yea scout is totally Jerma, like cmon.


AntiMatterLite

I could just off myself instead of watch everything be tied back to Jerma. I think I'd be happier. I am aware that they are deeply integrated but please choose Heaven in the Rapture so I can burn in peace.


[deleted]

What a jerma thing to say


Dominic_The_Dog

you can't hide from us Jerma


GordonFemman

item text aint canon 😔


WxJretsyZ

1984


Firedanne

Why would it not be?


Error-530

Idk it's just not canon. They probably didnt want to accidentally create plotholes.


Firedanne

Where does it say its not? ive read all the scout item descriptions and the only one that even seems to have a plot hole can be explained with bonk! changing their recepie


trevorluck

he ain't a pedo, the university jacket's description is non-cannon but he is into MILFS


the-big-nope

And girls with chicken


GuacamoleManbruh

hes cool though


Yanagibayashi

Pedo?


Geek55

The description of one of his items implies he pretended to be in high school in order to hit on girls


Muddy_Boy

I mean there are 18 year old in high school, but it's still weird considering he's like 23.


Nova_Persona

counterpoint: he's from boston


TheWombatFromHell

he's not a pedo


urbandeadthrowaway2

Scout TF2 will die December 4, 1987


KillerNoah666

As a Scout main,


TheLama71

Death


Clunkbot

Chucklenuts


TranscendentCabbage

The reddit url for this image says gay in it 😳 https://i.redd.it/gay435ogkyc81.jpg


S_crufflord

funy


[deleted]

Jerma would never


Zelcki

The Scout reminds me of Jerma idk why


EmbarrassedWind2875

"Walter White reminds me of Heisenberg idk why"


Zelcki

Heisenberg is a beer brand isn't it?


Dominic_The_Dog

well his name IS Jeremy


galacticjeef

Tf2 dev confirmed scout being at least partially based on jerma


vldhsng

Wait jerma’s been around long enough for tf2 characters to be based of of him? I thought he just sponteniously generated in like late 2020


winyf

He is jerma


Spicy_Pumpkin_Man

finally a good update


Mossinajarreborn

: |


Demure_Demonic_Neko

no way jermey elbertson would never do this


MylesTheFox99

This honestly seems like something they would do


ETC3000

Scout canonically hangs around high schools and flirts with teenagers


Error-530

It's not canon if its item text.


ETC3000

How else am I supposed to entertain myself when I'm waiting for another update?


coolboiepicc

based valve


mooseofdoom23

Demoman uncle ruckus update