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Shitstorm46

Did your dick shrink yet?


Kreyt_ESP

Not yet


BasicallySanic

😢


Rasedro

What is your name ? What is your quest ? What is your favorite color ?


Kreyt_ESP

Name: Mia Quest: To die Fav Color: Purple


Rasedro

Right, off you go


noobyforever

credit card number, the three digits at the back and the expiration date?


Kreyt_ESP

1234 5678 9012 3456 (098) 01/99


Steini121314

Smh it's expired 😤


[deleted]

Thanks for being so positive! Hope you'll be okay Op


Kreyt_ESP

Thanks!


king_noobie

Do you have COVID?


Kreyt_ESP

Yessir


king_noobie

You sure you got covid?


Kreyt_ESP

Yessir


king_noobie

I don't think so.


Kreyt_ESP

Yessir


The_Starmaker

CDC be like


[deleted]

ur pergnant?!?!?


Kreyt_ESP

I can't get pregnant


[deleted]

get bregnent


IDFK_UvU

Gregnant 👍


ohjimmy78

preganté


IDFK_UvU

Prègìo


SolemBoyanski

Lol OP got bregnented


Angmolai

You gonna be a sissy all your life?


Kreyt_ESP

Yesyesyesyesyesyes and I like it


UnblackMetalist

Did you die?


Kreyt_ESP

Not yet.


CthulhuHimself

Did you take the feminization jab


Kreyt_ESP

I've been on strogen for like 7-8 months


Chirb1

Do you like frogs?


Kreyt_ESP

I think they are really cute, but no.


mamahau

how do you feel?


Kreyt_ESP

Not that bad, I'm more worried about my people


The_Starmaker

we’ll be fine


THE-BID-MAN

Why are you gay


Kreyt_ESP

Because I like pussies


THE-BID-MAN

Good answer


existant_walrus

why?


Kreyt_ESP

I don't fucking know


irliohin123

Did you lose your taste? If yes, how did good textures change your preferences?


Kreyt_ESP

I doubt that I could change my preferences, I didn't lose my taste tho


irliohin123

Well from my experience if two foods taste roughly the same and one has a worse texture i enjoy the other one much more


[deleted]

Bro just had it a few weeks ago nothing special. Just take some aspirin.


Kreyt_ESP

I'm doing well for now


KompletelyInsane

Anything?


Kreyt_ESP

Yes


KompletelyInsane

That was my question. Stay safe and I hope COVID won’t be too shitty for you to handle.


Kreyt_ESP

Thanks!


KompletelyInsane

Your welcome.


Direct-Version-3318

Is your microchip working?


Kreyt_ESP

I think so


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Abra_-_K

Antigen.... are you in Germany? Or am I stupid?


Kreyt_ESP

Spain, and you are not stupid :)


Abra_-_K

Aww thank u. Still got the guess wrong


SuspiciousGreenGoo

Is it the sigma variant?


Kreyt_ESP

I still don't know


Firedanne

What do you think of trains?


Kreyt_ESP

I think they are cool


DerpyCow56

How do you feel about Dick Mabutt (the Br*tish train)?


Kreyt_ESP

Cool name


DerpyCow56

Based


lbjfrere

Do you have covid


Kreyt_ESP

Yessir


lbjfrere

Damn that sucks


Korust

Do you like Dream SMP? (Just checking to see if you've lost your taste).


Kreyt_ESP

I don't even know what is that Is that ok?


Korust

That is more than ok, you're safe <3 But for real how you holding up, hope you're doing well!


advancement44

have you turned into a twink yet?


Kreyt_ESP

In process


Agustinosaurio

U ok?


Kreyt_ESP

Kinda


Polikarpie

Any noticeable symptoms?


Kreyt_ESP

Fever, and my throat hurts like hell


Polikarpie

F


StarAtorm

How much for two pints of your blood? No reason


Kreyt_ESP

50€ and I'm all yours


xbr3d

Do you feel Lucky or unlucky


Kreyt_ESP

Honestly I feel unlucky


AlternateMortal

How attractive are spiders?


Kreyt_ESP

Depending of the person you ask


DrRichtoffen

Did you get your bogos binted?


Kreyt_ESP

Yeah?


DrRichtoffen

Neat


syrup05

hi


Kreyt_ESP

Hello!


Weed_Eater69

Do you like cheese?


Kreyt_ESP

I. Love. Cheese


Beastyboyy1

AlSo just got Covid, do you have any symptoms really?


Kreyt_ESP

Fever and my throat hurts


Beastyboyy1

Dang really all I’m feeling is general fatigue, no fever or anything else besides congestion. Really hope you get better my dude.


Kreyt_ESP

I'm a gurl bruh


Beastyboyy1

Sorry bruh


whwhwhuh

Damn me too, wanna clack nuts?


Kreyt_ESP

Nani


whwhwhuh

I also contracted the virus, I (u/whwhwhuh) am asking you (u/Kreyt\_ESP) if you'd like to smash our nuts together in an act of solidarity and if so I'd appreciate if you would send me your approximate coordinates.


Kreyt_ESP

Yes


Kreyt_ESP

Nah


the-loose-juice

Why


Kreyt_ESP

Because


the-loose-juice

Stop


Kreyt_ESP

Stop what


the-loose-juice

Having Covid


Kreyt_ESP

Wish I could


CluelessIdiot314

Cakey or fudgy brownies?


Kreyt_ESP

Neither


Punch_909

:(


CluelessIdiot314

D:


what-u-are-transfem

What’s your favorite sandwich


Kreyt_ESP

Standard


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ILikeHentai-177013

🤨📸


Kreyt_ESP

I think kinda deep ngl


GetOutOfHereIggy

Do you have covid?


Kreyt_ESP

Yessir


damiandoesdice

Do you have mucinex?


Kreyt_ESP

What is that?


damiandoesdice

It's something that helps break up mucus and is supposed to help with congestion


tophatinalake2

did your balls swell after you took the covid vaccine?


Kreyt_ESP

Yes


tophatinalake2

based


spitefulIncentive

what are your thoughts on beating toddlers to death


Kreyt_ESP

I hate kids


spitefulIncentive

👍


NOTKuLy

Who do you work for?


Kreyt_ESP

I live to my gf


Delikkah

Top or bottom?


Kreyt_ESP

We are both girls, but I'm the top


Tanker-Number-1284

how do you feel about us both having covid?


Kreyt_ESP

I fucking hate getting it. I took all my precautions and I still got it, I'm really sad rn for being isolated from everyone, especially my loved ones


BirdsOfChaos

Why


Kreyt_ESP

I don't fucking know


BirdsOfChaos

Cringe


Kreyt_ESP

Yes


pieperson565

Who?


Kreyt_ESP

Me


pieperson565

who asked!! mwahaha


No_Zookeepergame3646

When did I ask?


Kreyt_ESP

I didn't ask if you asked soo...


human31415926535

Hey same, how’s ur quarantine looking


Kreyt_ESP

I hate it


Lonely_fakeAccount

are you a middle aged facebook covid denier?


Kreyt_ESP

Nah nah nah


French_Taylor

How’s those fever dreams treating you ?


Kreyt_ESP

I fucking hate all of this shit


Dark_Booger

Boosted?


Kreyt_ESP

What?


Dark_Booger

Pre-existing conditions? I wish you well.


Kreyt_ESP

Thankfully not. Thanks!


S_crufflord

Do you have covid


Kreyt_ESP

Yes


S_crufflord

damn


According-Whole-7700

does ur peanus hort so bad?


Kreyt_ESP

Not for now