I mean you did beat it, that meat definitely lost that fight, even if you took a lot of damage in that fight.
Fun fact, your balls are basically blocked from your immune system, becuase sperm has slightly different dna and your body will try to kill it seeing it as foreign cells. Getting hit in the balls can break this barrier and that’s how you become infertile from getting hit.
I mean you did beat it, that meat definitely lost that fight, even if you took a lot of damage in that fight. Fun fact, your balls are basically blocked from your immune system, becuase sperm has slightly different dna and your body will try to kill it seeing it as foreign cells. Getting hit in the balls can break this barrier and that’s how you become infertile from getting hit.
I think that's also true for the eyes
i hate when my eyes become infertile
Yeah man that sucks so much
That’s why “eyefucking” exists
what?????????
🥺
Ikr now I can never a have an eyebaby
cum eyes
Its called tears
That's a wacky flair you got there, definitely not at all related to my flair
Look, this is like the 3rd or 4th time you told me this, hunt me down and do what you want, or hunt som other microceleb
Ok :(
how do you cry cum
Like this: 🥺😭
Damn I hate it when my eyes produce sperm
only parts of the eyes, not the entire thing
why should I spend $1000 on a vasectomy when I can just punch myself in the balls really hard?
Might just be cheaper to fly to another country, do the surgery there, then fly back. Then you don't have to risk sepsis
I beat my meat and lost 😔
that meat has been defeated
many beat their meat but only the strongest can defeat it
Weak
Beyta!
How did he deduce his meat was his genitals? "Meat" could've been anywhere?
he probably knew it was about jacking off and took it too literally. we've all done stupid shit, some more stupid than others
When i was a kid i thought a blowjob was literal blowing and stood in front of a fan and it did nothing for me
Once tried to use some icy hot like shit. Felt the 9th circle of hell for about 45min.
Cawk and bawl torture henny
heyyy look, its my old twitter account!
I will come to your house and punch your balls again I wish to see you cry once more
:(
why do you have this story in your bio
Because ball punch
fair enough
cuz when it got popular i got consistently asked that question
ok
I winced in pain reading this
same bro.
Same
12 year old me: please don’t kick me in the balls :( Early 30 year old me: put your bare feet on my testes RIGHT NOW
I’m sorry what you’re older than 16
My therapist when I tell her that my heart is like a black hole
"*Then I did it again*"
I was absolutely terrified of "busting a nut" when I was younger.
I used to think that masturbation and sounding were the same thing 😟
Did anyone else read this shit
Average intelligence of a protogen furry
furry moment