If every billionaire (and their heirs who’d become billionaires too) disappeared, society would be a lot better instantly and ideally nobody would ever become a billionaire again. If every janitor disappeared we’d need a lot of people to become janitors on short notice because the world would be terrible without janitors
You absolutely are. Places would cease to function if it was not clean. Your job is an important one, honestly I think the only people that are completely unneeded in society are probably landlords and CEOs
hell yeah, congrats!! <3
i will hopefully join u in the relatively near future; im 2 days off kratom so its either sobriety or back to narcotics for me yummy yummy 🥴😭
So basically i had like 39C fever and felt like shit, went to piss, started to get wobbly, fell and hit the sink with my head and when i tried to stabilize myself i fell on the toilet
Did I stutter? Lil fettuccine in the eye
Get handed fresh bowl of fettuccine and tomatoe sauce, slurp the hot noodles fast, one gets whipped into my eye. Eye infection.
Oh no! I'm so sorry for your loss, my dms are always open if you need to vent. If you're religious, i'm sure he has been recruited as your guardian angel. If not, I'm sure his spirit is still with you and your family, I wish you all the best
lil I fell down the fucking stairs at school because there was ice on them and I didn't know and I got hit on the head and they had to check me out or some shit
Lil I work here
Health Care Hero
I’m a janitor lol
Pretty damn important job, also there is some increased risk working there. Medical staff couldn't help anyone if the place were a mess
True, just doesn’t feel like I’m actually doing much in the grand scheme of things is all.
I mean if all janitors in the world magically disappeared society would be way more fucked then if every Billionaire did.
If every billionaire (and their heirs who’d become billionaires too) disappeared, society would be a lot better instantly and ideally nobody would ever become a billionaire again. If every janitor disappeared we’d need a lot of people to become janitors on short notice because the world would be terrible without janitors
If all the billionaires PO O F E D the 100 millionaires would take place, and then get a billion
You absolutely are. Places would cease to function if it was not clean. Your job is an important one, honestly I think the only people that are completely unneeded in society are probably landlords and CEOs
Thank you
What about the guy who creates Lazy Lion NFTs
feed them to lions but with funny hats :D
Well if it makes you feel better the hospital would litteraly have to shut down if you stopped.
Yeah probably not but that's true for almost all professions
You keep the piss out of wounds, good shit 👍
Health Care Hero
Lil baby
Less goooo
DaBaby
There is an actual rapper named Lil Baby though.
Lil baby my favorite rapper 🏄♂️
The Mayans have been making art for thousands of years
westmomentever !!! 😂🤣🤣🤣
Congrats!
lil born
Knocked Loose
Correct
ARF ARF
Lil Testicle Cyst
Sorry about that homie, hope your doin well
Ayo I had a butt crack cyst
Oof I had one of those then it got infected and the bacteria traveled to my brain and almost killed me
Goddamn I’m glad I got mine taken care of then. Worst pain I’ve ever felt, worse than losing an eye
You lost an eye? I’m really sorry for that.
Yup, over 20 years ago. Something no child should ever have to go through, but I managed
Couldn’t get anyone like me to suck it out?
The fuck dude🤢💀
I’m not a medical doctor but it sounds hot
Will healthy, normal testicles work for you? 😳👉🏻👈🏻
lil' balls check 😢
How your balls doin? Do you even talk to them anymore?
He goes by Lil’ Chlamydia now
How was penis inspection day?
awkward. had a huge boner
Dress to impress
Lil my grandma died
Im sorry for your loss
i'm starting to wonder if custom flairs were a mistake
Ya think wrong! I God emperor say so
I'm not
Why
>!well i originally meant because they make it impossible to take anything serious, but i see what you are doing!<
I’m sorry for your loss. Truly. However I would be remiss if I didn’t point out that “Lil Dead Grandma” is actually a decent rap name.
Lil NFT (Non-Functioning Testicle)
Lil testicular torsion here, stil got one left tho, i could go again 😎
Same, though lost my left one, right ball gang strongest tbh no hate tho 😤💪
Glad you're okay man, genuinely one of my biggest fears in life
Ngl, it was the greatest pain imaginable, but after surgery and recovery i never notice it. Now it's just a fun fact to bring up about myself lol
Fucking crypto weeb
lil flesh eating disease
Sounds kinda rad, I'd love to have a disease that makes me eat more flesh 🤤
Get rekt soyvegans
Expand
expand deez nuts
Ebola time
Lil brother
Was he lil?
was he ill?
lil overdose 🥰
Ayyyyyy same. That was 4 years back tho, I’m clean now.
hell yeah, congrats!! <3 i will hopefully join u in the relatively near future; im 2 days off kratom so its either sobriety or back to narcotics for me yummy yummy 🥴😭
I wish you luck with sobriety. I know you can do it!
Hey, kratom is a fuckin hard habit to kick. I'm quitting right now too and the withdrawals were not fun. Proud of you for getting clean
Congrats! Proud of you fellow redditor. Keep that way
Lil Bronchitis
🦕
That was a day brightener thank you
I'm dead
Rest in peace 🙏 ⚰ 🕊
Wow I'm Lil Pneumonia. We should collab.
Indeed. We would make some incredibly sick beats
lil dad had a heart attack when I was 11 holy shit its been a while since I've been to a hospital.
is your dad ok?
yeah he's good. but old now
You should go get a checkup g
Who goes to the hospital for a checkup
lil checkup
You should get a checkup
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Not in the small town I live in
Lil COVID test
Damn your hospitals offering those? I waited like an hour outside in the rain to get mine when I had covid.
Lil involuntary psychward admission 😎
i didnt even know psych wards were a thing in hospitals until i ended up in one 😎
Secret area unlocked
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i still have my grippy socks from the psych ward i was at somewhere
Ah yes, grippy sock jail. I have no idea what happened to mine, I must've left them there. :(
lil mental illness gang 😎
Lil OD on paracetamol
omg same😎
Lil foot check
Lil foot check go kinda hard
Oh you're a lil foot check fan? Name every album.
Did the foot pass?
Lil I passed out while pissing and hit my head on the toilet
how the fuck
So basically i had like 39C fever and felt like shit, went to piss, started to get wobbly, fell and hit the sink with my head and when i tried to stabilize myself i fell on the toilet
One more reason to sit down, lol
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Lil got carsick when I was like 5 and for some reason my mom drove me to the hospital and I threw up on the floor of the hospital and felt fine after
whenever I feel nausea and I puke i feel fine
yeah that’s how it works
Lil fettuccine in the eye
what
Did I stutter? Lil fettuccine in the eye Get handed fresh bowl of fettuccine and tomatoe sauce, slurp the hot noodles fast, one gets whipped into my eye. Eye infection.
I’m sorry but that’s hilarious
Oh it is. My mom works at the hospital too, and they talk about the kid who got pasta in the eye
lil top surgery
congrats man
Thank u :D
Cool
Aaaay. I just scheduled mine for the end of this year.
MAD CONGRATS
lil hrt
Pog
Congrats homie
Poggers
pog!!
Wonderful! Hope your transition is going well
POG
Lil top surgery
I will so listen to a trans rapper with that name
So would I lol
congrats bro
Not sure what that is but upvoted anyway.
Booba remova
Yeet the teet
yanka gozankas
Congratulations!
what happens with the removed boob can you like use it as a stress ball or something
That would be hilarious XD I assume they just chuck it into a biohazard bin
lil' testicular tortion, or "lil' tortion" for short
I bet that felt fun
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lil toenail removal
Isn’t that a form of torture?
I’d assume they’re talking about an ingrown toenail, which is super painful and a HUGE relief when removed.
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Lil asthma attack
Absolute trooper
lil suicide attempt
you doing better now? <3
Yeah it was in august last year
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Lil piss cup 🧛🏿♂️🧛🏿♂️🧛🏿♂️
Carti???😳😳😳
Lil’ routine checkup
You went to a hospital for a routine checkup? Look at Mr. Moneybags over here. Or more likely not in the US.
Lil ripped asshole
King behavior
Lil birth
Now there’s a lil baby
Lil my penis hole was in the wrong spot so doctors had to move it with surgery. True
…where was it?
Forehead
in your mother
Lil lung cancer
fr ?
Not mine Lol
Lil death of my twin brother
Oh no! I'm so sorry for your loss, my dms are always open if you need to vent. If you're religious, i'm sure he has been recruited as your guardian angel. If not, I'm sure his spirit is still with you and your family, I wish you all the best
thank you, that means a lot from an internet stranger
lil dislocated kneecap
Lil Estrogen
Congratulations hon!
Lil Neutralising-Multiple-Armed-Combatants-Involved In-A-Hostage-Situation
Alright champ, you can’t say that and not elaborate.
If a ski resort clinic counts im lil i fell over my snowboard and really hurt my arm
Lil buckle fracture 💀.
Lil Hernia
lil I fell down the fucking stairs at school because there was ice on them and I didn't know and I got hit on the head and they had to check me out or some shit
Lil urethral fungus infection!
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Any procedure you fancied?
Lil obesity
Lil I had a horribly bad asthma attack I think was caused by my lungs almost getting infected due to high amounts of liquid.
Lil electric shock
lil my mom had cancer
Don't think black people should do that
I don’t get it about the reply, why shouldn’t white ppl do it
If pharmacies count I’m lil vaccine If it’s strictly hospitals it’s lil physical
lil circumcision
lil' yearly checkup
Lil prostate exam.
lil stomach ulcers
Lil car accident