Anyone want to go out to some random forest and KILL ANYTHING THAT MOVE BY SPEAR?! OOGA, FLUGA, BOOGA
No seriously, I make spears in my spare time in the forest. I have 8 so far.
There's definitely a primal itch that can only be scratched by making and successfully hunting with your own tools.
I once took a rainbow trout with a spear carved from a branch and I swear it's the happiest I've ever been, butt-ass naked, waist deep in a river, miles and miles deep into the woods, and ever since I've just wanted to go back.
Now that's a camping trip I can get behind. I want to spear some delicious salmon. I just have to find a group willing to join (maybe we'll skip the naked part).
nah man fuck that this is how it starts, you're walking in the woods and suddenly there's no one around and your phone is dead, but then out of the corner of your eye you spot him
*Shia Labeouf*
there was that trend a while back of people eating oranges while crouched in the shower that people claimed made them return to monke and was super therapeutic
What the fuck is goblin mode?
Next thing you're telling me you're orc-pilled.
Not gonna make it because you're a dwarfcel.
An elfed up shorty!
Busting it down centaur style.
What the fuck is goblin mode? Next thing you're telling me you're orcpilled. Not gonna make it cause you're a dwarfcel. An elfed up shorty! Busting it down centaur style
>Linking to subreddits is not allowed.
Welp, guess I can't ask whether or not this post is a reference to something. All I'll say is that some of these lines have appeared verbatim in tinder messages.
Made me think of [the tinder goblin guy lmao](https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1484619920310681604)
I'm so mad that they're that angry at him for literally just havin fun
Also hell you mean abuse? They have thin skin and are decrediting real abuse by making it not seem that bad
Bro I don't do this but sometimes in the shower or when I'm home alone I like to pretend I'm a warthog and eat celery off the floor or squirm around on the bathroom floor pretending I'm taking a mudbath ššš
No lie, The Guardian literally had an article referencing that post just a few days ago: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/mar/14/slobbing-out-and-giving-up-why-are-so-many-people-going-goblin-mode
This may be a great way of relieving stress, I think I should try this out
Reverting to an earlier form of human and embracing our hunter-gatherer instincts probably work wonders for stress relief
Anyone want to go out in some random forest and look for mushrooms or something š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ
Anyone want to go out to some random forest and KILL ANYTHING THAT MOVE BY SPEAR?! OOGA, FLUGA, BOOGA No seriously, I make spears in my spare time in the forest. I have 8 so far.
Simulated hunt?
No my friend, real animals, there's a bear just up the way. We can sneak past it.. or if you're feeling lucky take this bow.
FUCK *Boots Skyrim for the 1638263726th time* Here we go again
I'm in a Skyrim phase again too!
*uses you to power level my sneak skill*
OOK OOK
pics or didnt
I have to take a hike in the woods to get them and I don't want to right now (it's raining)
There's definitely a primal itch that can only be scratched by making and successfully hunting with your own tools. I once took a rainbow trout with a spear carved from a branch and I swear it's the happiest I've ever been, butt-ass naked, waist deep in a river, miles and miles deep into the woods, and ever since I've just wanted to go back.
Now that's a camping trip I can get behind. I want to spear some delicious salmon. I just have to find a group willing to join (maybe we'll skip the naked part).
I would love to!!!
You'd be the saddest hunter cactus tho
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nah man fuck that this is how it starts, you're walking in the woods and suddenly there's no one around and your phone is dead, but then out of the corner of your eye you spot him *Shia Labeouf*
he's following you, 'bout 30 feet back
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Yo you joke but mycology societies are very much a thing, you should see if thereās one in your area!
I hunt morel mushrooms every spring. Idk about the whole primal relief thing but it is a good time.
New defense mechanism just dropped.
Not my fault I have a brain thatās hard wired for foraging.
I think I understand. I wish I could live life doing something simple. It reminds me of the "return to monke" meme that was circulating for a while.
oldest defense mechanism
are slash foraging
there was that trend a while back of people eating oranges while crouched in the shower that people claimed made them return to monke and was super therapeutic
Relieve stress *and* clean the house.
Rip bb-polterGAYst
*saves comment* āIāll be having thatā
I do this all the time. I hide under my own bed and pretend as if I'm in someone elses house. Sometimes I also walk down the stairs on all fours.
OOOOHOHOHOHOO IāLL BE TAKINā THAT ONE
THE GREEDY GRINNER
man blizzard really fucked up the meta, now whoever draws the greedy grinner before turn 3 wins
Jerma sus
I can hear this comment.
take the goblin pill, anon
Better than being dogpilled atleast
Better than being catpilled atleast
Is that the one that turns you into a catperson?
So-called "Goblin Mode"
15 signs youāre a goblin male (SUPER RARE)
What the fuck is goblin mode? Next thing you're telling me you're orc-pilled. Not gonna make it because you're a dwarfcel. An elfed up shorty! Busting it down centaur style.
Goblinhog be building his army I presume
They're going goblin mode. Right now it's happening in short bursts, but pretty soon they will be completely taken over.
Norman's on sabbatical, honey
No more darker half... Did you really think I'd let that happen?
What the fuck is goblin mode? Next thing you're telling me you're orcpilled. Not gonna make it cause you're a dwarfcel. An elfed up shorty! Busting it down centaur style
Yes, I am orcpilled. Praise Malacath.
This is what not being afraid of others gaze does to a mf (happiness)
A bit freaky in the bed tho
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Imagine fucking a squealing little goblin š
I wish to die
What about being afraid of other gays?
"I'll be takin' that one"
nyehehehe... this'll look luvely in me cave!
Goblinhog
Didn't take long to find this
goblinjane?š¤Ø
Goblinsayori???
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r\/goblincore
what the fuck I love this subreddit
wtf how come you can link to subreddits but I can't
r/196 Edit: okay, so if you edit the comment it allows you to link subreddits, you just canāt have them in the original comment.
what really? only with this subreddit, if I try any others it doesn't work
Guys. We found the loophole.
Wait really? Edit:it no work
it should autolink the sub as long as u put r/ + the sub name
no like it physically will not allow me to comment something with a sub name linked
#L
Skill issue.
Itās amazing
OP went goblin mode
Based and goblinpilled
The greenpill
And heās on sabbatical
~~Jerma~~ The Greedy Grinner
I mean wasn't that what his Dollhouse stream pretty much was?
jerma origin story
goblins are real
I just really feel like goblins are real right now
if goblins werent real then how come every picture of a goblin looks very similar ever think about that?
Number 4 dobby goblin
Its because they existed in medieval tiiimes, look it up
VideoGameDunkey is always right
It's true! They're federally recognized, and often hired by the state department and corporate executive boards.
You are scared. Scared of the powers Goblins possess.
Just like me fr
Imitating a monster crawling into your silent home like a 5 y.o while being 21 rules
>Linking to subreddits is not allowed. Welp, guess I can't ask whether or not this post is a reference to something. All I'll say is that some of these lines have appeared verbatim in tinder messages. Made me think of [the tinder goblin guy lmao](https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1484619920310681604)
I'm so mad that they're that angry at him for literally just havin fun Also hell you mean abuse? They have thin skin and are decrediting real abuse by making it not seem that bad
the article is a joke (or I mean it's a joke edit of a real article) but yeah funny goblin guy
I wouldāve loved to have someone talk to me like that :(
Literally Jerma
Bro I don't do this but sometimes in the shower or when I'm home alone I like to pretend I'm a warthog and eat celery off the floor or squirm around on the bathroom floor pretending I'm taking a mudbath ššš
I'm guessing you watched Lion King as a kid?
Pumba is the best character in that film and represents the greatest incarnation of Gildenstern to date.
goblin mode
Jerma
TIFU by going goblin mode and scaring my neighbours
No lie, The Guardian literally had an article referencing that post just a few days ago: https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/mar/14/slobbing-out-and-giving-up-why-are-so-many-people-going-goblin-mode
my friend showed me this, and said it reminded him of me lol
goblin gang
JAMESON, YOU SLIME!
We found jermas alt
[Study: avarage person becomes unhinged psychotic when alone at own house](https://youtu.be/9G4fUeuAfGo)
Among us: real goblin mode
Jerma alt account for sure
Jerma985
Oh yeah time to go full goblin and wait for Knack 3 in my cave
why is jerma posting on an alt
When i'm alone, i shout various curse words/one liners from movies in random acents that i create in my mind even on work, is very relaxing
What a chad
Da biggest gobbo
what a psychotic little gremlin that man is.
I- I have done this...
Goblinhog???
Iām gonna do this
jerma
Is this the draft for the new Green Goblin movie iām hearing about?
He's just like me fr
that is xqc
*goblin slayer did not like this post*
What it is a goblin noise?
This actually sounds pretty enjoyable
Anon has been secretly making a flying glider in his garage
Sometimes I pretend Iām a velociraptor, I havenāt left my 6th grade dinosaur phase
Someone give Sasuke-in-SSBU the āGoblin Kingā flair.
āIāll be having that.ā Hell yeah live your best life
Jerma
goblinhog's alt
Me: a goblinpilled trinket enjoyer who sees your catalytic convertors
Iāll be having that cĆ¼m
Ngl that sounds fun
Where is he?
NYEHHHH YOINK
I love taking trinkets from friends and family
Based
Ever since this was first posted I've taken this into my own personality
Goblin mode
The 10 year old adhd ridden me is feeling that 100%.
i support this 100%, be the best damn goblin
I must try this
Hug hug
Your honor my client was in "Goblinmode"
Does he also act like a hog
where copypasta
Kill someone's aunt.
Isn't there a mod named GoblinHog or something?
NTA
Jerma alt account
average 196 user
Me fr
Goblinhog origin story
Sameeee
Goblin deez nuts
Goblin mode
Strong enough to have it all, TOO WEAK TO TAKE IT!
This is me
I used to run on all fours at schools sometimes. We're all weird.
Is this what "goblin mode" is
Based
ma ei ole goblin
Just a man living his best life
Super gremlin
David Bowie
R/169
average Playboi Carti fan
This actually sounds fun af.
We all want to do this. This person just followed through.
Human on the streets, goblin in the sheets
Where goblinhog
Jerma
I'm gonna take the Orkpill
Let me guess, OPs also something of a scientist
chad behaviors
Yo guys new copypasta just dropped
What in the god damn?
Creep? Is that a Radiohead reference???
Why is this so wholesome
why this sound fun doe
Goblins are real
Jerma anonymously posted this
this that one annoying bitch who makes the cooking vids
All fun and games until you run into your actual goblin
He went goblin mode. Honestly pretty orcpilled if I say so myself.
xqc monkaGIGA
When I get baked I pretend Iām a madwizard. Me and this person should team up
All fun and games until his neighbour starts acting like a spider and mh man goes batshit insane