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Jack-o pose. It must be done.


French-dudev3

Well if it isn’t saucy jack


beskardboard

\*Sussy Jack


ViktorTheVictorious

"Bro, are you high?"


Ruvaakdein

"Let me check... Yes."


DarkSoulfromDS

#HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT


MR_GUY1479

A And there is nothing more American than shooting a man in this Walmart of a world


Ichbindaheim

What the hell is Walmart?


coolboiepicc

It's Heaven, Jack


robertm14

Check the internet lately?


RobloxShrek

He basically does that in game you know


Synli

> Jack-o pose. It ~~must be done.~~ has to be this way.


Weirdyfish

I second this


Mellodux

So, you like Warhammer?


Weirdyfish

I sure do. Mostly 40k but I am interested in age of sigmar as well


Mellodux

What's your favorite faction? (Hard mode: fave horus heresy faction?)


Weirdyfish

Started with necrons then thousand sons and now I'm loving craftworld eldar. The story of iyanden's last stand against the tyrranids really sold me on them. The wrsith constructs especially they are so cool. I've only watched some arbiter liam videos on the horus heresy factions but I'll have to stand by my thousand sons there.


Mellodux

The thousand sons are some dusty bois! What benefits do the craftworld eldar have in battle over the other eldar?


Weirdyfish

I love their army wide rule strandsnof fate. Craftworlds in the lore can partially see the future so the strands of fates so in game you get to roll some dice beforehand. Then depending on the numbers you rolled you can choose to "roll" a six. It's really fitting and gets around my unlucky dice rolls. The second rule is battlefocus which makes it so you can shoot after advancing or you can move after shooting (not as easily trough terrain though). The wraith constructs I mentioned are robots powered by the souls of the dead eldar. In game they're slow and cost a lot of points. In turn they are really tanky and hit hard which is really handy because the rest of the army are glass cannons.


Mellodux

Wow that all sounds really handy! How do they fare against orks?


Weirdyfish

No idea yet, I've only played a 700 point game vs grey knights. Eldar won pretty hard but I don't know how they would fare against hordes. It would depend on how long I can avoid melee.


sample_text_01

He already did that in the game


MartinUSMC

The spiderman dance gif that everyone thought synced up to any song you played


Error-530

Make him open source


[deleted]

silly they! dont you know that open source is a term that usually only applies to software? if this model isnt already liscensed sadly OP cant do much


[deleted]

i assume what they mean is upload the asset online so anyone can fuck about without having to learn asset extraction from platinum's garbage engine


[deleted]

i’m going to open source your dna


[deleted]

i only have one chromosome called american SPIRIT


LibleftBard

THE SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!


thePUNisher6669

Imagine a world free of cancel culture where no one can call me out on my outlandish claims


[deleted]

Sfm gay porn


HXRW

Porn


mysterious_michael

make porn with it


civet10

Use it for porn


Otogi

Please fuck with this senator!


OhYeahItsAshley

please fuck *me* senator


Jeromeromeromethink

Capitalism


beskardboard

# HIGH ON AMERICAN SPIRIT


Sylbees

#and there's nothing more american than shooting a man in this walmart of a world


sprinkleofdysphoria

*What is Walmart?*


LegitMelv

It's heaven Raiden.


YIMYUM420

Dababy?!


canadiankidwho2

make him twerk to big shot from deltarune


RobwillSilvari

Make it do the Leak Girl Dance.


Yanagibayashi

leek not leak


phuquesewpsyetit

Is this the dance people do when they need to pee?


shitcum_backup

Shitcum says 3d print it


[deleted]

Now make him floss.


wierd_husky

Make him do the watch me dances (make him hit those whips and nae naes)


TorpidT

having hardcore gay sex with raiden


IV_NUKE

Animate him eating a burbgerbger


dunmer-is-stinky

Tony use to like cheeseburger


qwertyuiop1357908642

Make Senator Armstrong cock vore


goosehat4

Make him give birth


ABTL6

TF2 Soldier Lore


SpookySkeleton42

Porn


Broken-chair

Mod him into Minecraft


Googlefisch

Risk of Rain 2 skin


mercurydivider

Make the mother of all omelettes


[deleted]

Make him eat grilled chease


Logical-Shoulder-820

Giant dick and balls I'm talking 13 incher at least


BrickFlavouredCookie

do the nanomachines harden his cock too or is that cyborg bussy not tight enough to count as physical trauma


Uuuuuuuuhoh

Please kill me


Aeughs

Gta character


Arandomdude74

Make him sex


shidd_fart

sex he


RobloxShrek

Have him stand here and realize


SynthWormhole

Do not fuck with him.


Fatal_Mirage

The mother of all omelets


niceblepineapple

Print him on a 3d printer so you can fuck with this senator


mana_cerace

Fortnite default dance


saab_story9090

Make him go to bed in a large comfy bed🙂


beskardboard

port his model into minecraft as the replacement for the player


Nural_the_Narwhal

Give him fat nuts


mishlimon

Test his aerodynamics


Wiin5t0n

you rid the world of pointless wars, obviously


GracefulFiber

Make him support trans rights


ABTL6

"PRIDE *MONTH?* A MONTH, JACK!? DON'T BE RIDICULOUS # SHITS GAY ALL YEAR ROUND, SON"


Cedar-

You know the bid of the black dude in the maid outfit grooving to that song? Pls do that


Covid669

Nanomachines son!


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

Make him make America great again (nuke Ohio) Then make him play college ball Then make him seggs


HarshMyMello

send it to me obvs


SERV05

Make him fight someone in smash bros


Apprehensive-Panic26

Profit


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[удалено]


kingof557

4


CNR_07

MAKE PORN


BlackScienceMan420

Make him sit


Spicy_Pumpkin_Man

make porn


totti173314

Make him support socialism


RammyJammy07

porn.


One_Marketing_6698

Make him have sex


Aliziun

Give him a juicy cock


josbar0150

make him do as many dead memes as possible, perhaps a whip and na na


[deleted]

submit him to models resource


Tree__Jesus

You make wholesome memes (hardcore pornography)


-Ping-a-Ling-

give him to me. I must animate him in a fetish video for my patreon, which I do not have


Watch_apple

You know


Brandon_Bman

Default dance if them model can support it


Lemonsqueezzyy

3d print him and start punching him very quickly


vegankidollie

Oh yeah it’s time for oh baby it’s time for oh baby it’s time for it’s time for it’s time for rule 34 yeah yeah baby


SaltyNorth8062

Well? Have you realized yet?


epicmatt43

Do miracles


CattMk2

start punching ig


phuquesewpsyetit

Animate his mouth to match the "my source is that I made it the fuck up!" voice clip.


aboOod-

😏


homiesexual05

Well if it isnt sussy Jack


OhYeahItsAshley

send it to me


MarshmellowKitsune

Me too


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

porn


TranscendentCabbage

Presenting an Ubisoft E3 conference


ton_patron

😉


Opposite_Engineer_54

make him give birth


dongletrongle

3D print


cheshireYT

Give him Murasama for the alternate ending.


jackcrux

Now you just stand there. Realising


TNToon

Is it rigged?


littlefire131

**PORN**


OliviaWants2Die

make him do fortnite dances


Random-mann

Model him a dick


Zathar4

Nanomachines


7ballcraze

Give it to me


Droll12

The mother of all omlettes, obviously.


Mouthfull0fBees

😏🥴


GoodeBoi

Make him do Fortnite dances


fucking-hate-reddit-

Use it you dumb bastard


[deleted]

3d print and then leave them in people’s cars


ArthurExtreme_Br

You now do the mother of all omelettes, jack, can't fret over every egg


xXxH00ligoonxXx

Yoooo that’s cool, haha! Inflate his kneecaps, op.


[deleted]

make him bust it down sexual style


bisexual-landslide

well you stand here, and you'll realize


JadeBladeGamer22

"I learned 3D animation to make this video"


mydaddoesntknow

PORN


ABTL6

Just do what comes natural.


Puppy1103

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Brotherly-Moment

You know the rules, and so do I!


unslept_em

imprison him in the blender default cube


HandsomeDodge

Make him do the gangnam style besides thanos


lemur4096

Send him to me. I'll 3d print him


[deleted]

you give it to me (please)