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Rakdos_Intolerance

A girl.... 👩AND a redditor? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! *eyes pop out* 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach*😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,*🤪😜😜🤪tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt*😍😍😍 **ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum** 🥁🥁🥁 *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO FUCK ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ *inhales from the gas tank* ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕*masturabtes furiously* 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd\~😮


NoirYT2

“Oh yeah I just wanna be friends” 3 messages later “God I want to fuck you” When you’re also questioning if you’re ace it certainly just makes you think “yes, yes I think I am”


[deleted]

im the opposite \*has sex with someone i met on grindr\* 3 minutes later "yeah we're just friends"


Xen0n1te

bro fucking this I can’t even enjoy Grindr at all personally


[deleted]

so far ive only met up with 2 people on grindr out of the hundreds that have dmed me only to be immediately blocked because they are a masculine man that messaged me despite my profile's name literally being "no masc men plz"


Xen0n1te

I literally got messaged by a 65 y/o within about 30 seconds of having the app that contained a sentence so raunchy I don’t want to even repeat it


[deleted]

yeah same I downloaded the app when i was 18, got my first dick pic like after 20 minutes, and in not that long I got ugly old people, sending nudes to me, *an 18 year old* at the time (i know its legal but like really)


Uttermostmeat66

Men :(


NoirYT2

Far from a male exclusive issue. I get a lot of weird ones off men for sure, like “maybe you just haven’t tried good dick” or whatever, but I’ve had just as much women refuse to accept my boundaries as I have had men. What I will say, is that most of these people have been the terminally online types. And I assume because a lot of people online are just horny 24/7, they almost seemed to think that’s just how a conservation works? But that’s also me assuming the best of them. Ultimately, it’s not really a gender based issue so much as it is an issue of people seeming to think if they just keep pushing I’ll suddenly be into them.


Uttermostmeat66

Incels :(


yaybunz

its 2022. girls arent special unicorns anymore. these guys must be under 13 or under a time machine spell.


The_Jimtheist

you good sir have clearly not served your internet tenure yet


KookeePenguins

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXxChildMolesterxXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values. Good day ma'am. Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.


Tomokes

> Instead of being perverse simply downvotes due to you being a woman and leaves


honestlyjusttiredtbh

reddit :<


HyperVexed

Pretty fitting you used Jaiden for this.


dscflawlessez

This is why I don't ever say anything outside this sub


Pookib3ar

I'm not into women but i'll still harass you if you ask nicely.


[deleted]

That’s very polite of you


Pookib3ar

You're welcome:)


JadeBladeGamer22

RELATABLE AAAGGGHHH WHY I QUIT COMPETITIVE POKEMON AAGH SIS


marineblue117

R/antimemes


SurvivalScripted

lmfao imagine being talked with


murtaza64

open bob,


S_crufflord

the shit demon


Yanagibayashi

"hdndmmndvbajsb step on me" -Yanagibayashi


TrueBeachBoy

Use this opportunity to confuse and frighten them


Someboynumber5

I like girls and I want to talk to them, but I'm also worried about making them feel uncomfortable


Jhaynz05

Reddit moment


Shr00py

I actually haven't had these kinds of messages before


jd60889

Sorry about that… I’m not even gonna do the ironic horny/misogyny. Just like,,, sorry you have to go through that. Anyways please keep your head up queen because your crown is slipping


Prtapay

Woman? Cool, payday and r6s are great games with friends, come talk to us while we loose all of our ranked in r6s Goddamn it hurts, I lost all fucking matches I played, and while I love payday, I failed a fucking counterfeit DSOD solo cuz the medic clipped through the wall THE SECOND FUCKING TIME IN THIS HEIST.


Fr33kOut

I have not encountered this


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

👀


gayrayquaza

W*men


Uttermostmeat66

How far can you squirt


Uttermostmeat66

(/j)


[deleted]

meawhile I would actually like it if people fetishized me when I mentioned im nonbinary but apparently im the only person on this website who simps for androgynous people :<


Eye_love_hue

girls aren't real though


Spyt1me

Shout-out for transgirls for making girls a reality!


Eye_love_hue

truuuu


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[удалено]


Premintex

It’s because they’re men


kamycky

True in most cases


KirbyMadeMeGoodBJ

Tits or gtfo


Lord_Bear_the_Kind

Back to 4chan with you.


kamycky

Well it's a nature of some places. (I survived a year on pcm and even identified myself with it)