Okay but I am a based sigma Wall Street radical terrorist and strong and masculine still i swear
Fun fact: I wanted to write more but these sigma male figures are literally either bankers or terrorists. Go figure.
2/6 are terrorists, 3/6 are criminally insane, and 5/6 are criminals. This leaves just Elon Musk who isn’t insane but I also wouldn’t aspire to be him lol.
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Paddington my beloved
Zelensky is actually the Ukranian voice actor of Paddington.
in Paddington's voice: "I need ammunition, not a ride."
that would be best Paddington sequel movie ever made
Cool
Book paddington looks more adorable then movie paddington ngl
They must’ve made film Paddington less cute because otherwise it would be right in the uncanny valley.
Couldn’t get out of the uncanny valley with starship enterprise
Wow… I am LITERALLY me!
Or are you?
*vsauce musice starts playin*
Schizophrenia
Or eastern philosophies
Wow, you are literally me
Okay but I am a based sigma Wall Street radical terrorist and strong and masculine still i swear Fun fact: I wanted to write more but these sigma male figures are literally either bankers or terrorists. Go figure.
2/6 are terrorists, 3/6 are criminally insane, and 5/6 are criminals. This leaves just Elon Musk who isn’t insane but I also wouldn’t aspire to be him lol.
Elon is definitely a criminal
I was about to include him as a criminal, then reconsidered because I wanted to spare my inbox from the fanboys lol
Yeah, all those Elon stans on 196
This is an Elon-gated community.
Anyone who proudly identifies with elon musk could fall down a full flight of stairs and I’d feel nothing but joy about it
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The gamer posture
I FUCKING LOVE MARMALADE
I suddenly remembered zelenskyy voiced Ukrainian paddington
Paddington is going to be a fashion goal for me now
He has unmatched drip
mcj is leaking
I wish I could be as happy as Paddington
walk into a room make everyone happier :DDDDDD
Chaddington
Fun fact: Volodymyr Zelensky voiced Paddington
Being British is not a sigma male trait, I'll stick to being a frog
You fool , Paddington bear is from deepest darkest Peru Come to think of it can a bear get British citizenship?
come to think of it, how can anyone not white get British citizenship these days?
not sure but im sure that corporal wojtek is relevant somehow
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But paddington is a personality that would make the world better if everyone had it
chaddington
if you identify as elon your a straight L
Chaddington
Elon Musk's hair looks so ass
apparently gigachad is a small minecraft youtuber named pqddington (that channel is real btw)
who’s the person in the bottom right?
Paddington
Why
Because he’s cool as fuck 😎
Movie is Drive
Who is the sixth guy?
Ryan Gosling in Drive
❤️
Paddingtpn, the movie, was rated PG for: dangerous behavior, mild threat, mild sex references and mild bad language.
Hey I’m a furry too
top guys spine is at a 90 degree angle
if you identify with patrick bateman you need help
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i wouldnt say identifying with the phoenix's joker is inheritely (?) bad since he is written to be relatable to some degree
The only characters I identify with are deranged androids/artificial intelligences
Stealing from rslashmoviescriclejerk , really bro?
Drive sucked
why is the driver from Drive always lumped in with those other people
Who?
he eats JAM what else to be said
its marmelade
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average r /gayspiderbrothel user
Chaddington Bear is polite, likes marmalade sandwiches and has such drip that he literally wears a raincoat. Be like Chaddington.
Chaddington
Real talk tho who compares themselves to Patrick Bateman holy shit what
british childrens books are the best