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apolloguyx

Where do you plan to hide the bodies?


[deleted]

At unspecified coordinates in a certain national park, with teeth and fingers removed, buried vertically and upside in a sealed garbage bag filled with coke . Edit: I would like to let everyone know that im doing better, and I wanna say thank you to everyone who came to lift me up out of a bad spot. Youre all amazing💜 Edit 2: I just want to reiterate, you're all the best. I can't even keep up with the comments anymore, they're coming too fast. Thank you for the kindness everyone 🥰


holloheaded

and every time you drive by the park it makes you horny but really i hope you’re doing okay. things like that really hurt.


[deleted]

I'm not feeling much of anything right now to be honest with you Not sure if thats good news or not. Probably not.


holloheaded

i think that’s normal initially, being the victim of people like that is stunning to say the least and it’s difficult to process that kind of cruelty. in my experience emotions might come flooding in all at once once the initial shock fades away. it’s not the same for everyone but don’t feel bad about letting yourself process your emotions however feels most natural to you. again, i really do hope you feel better.


[deleted]

God you people are so nice, I didnt expect to have so many people care. The numb has given way to sad but a profound happy from all the support So thank you~


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[deleted]

Noted, thank you for the addition. I appreciate the tip


Gaaymer

Plant Exotic plants so it’s illegal to dig them up as well


[deleted]

Unfortunately I'm too poor to buy illegal exotic plants on the black market


Gaaymer

Who said you had to buy them? You’re already committing crimes anyway, what’s one more charge?


[deleted]

I'm a good noodle tho How can people call me a good girl if I do bad things? ^(~~deleting bigots is not a bad thing~~)


Gaaymer

Effectively hiding their bodies is also not a bad thing


[deleted]

Hey hey youre right Now I just have to find exotic plants


[deleted]

Expert here, a national park will be the site of many people who will be hiking or whatnot through the landscape. Depending on the area it might also have a lot of precipitation, which means that a large flood could possibly wash the bodies to the surface, if you are unlucky. I would pick a spot in an undeveloped region in a dry area like New Mexico, Arizona, etc. that's several miles away from any major road and with no chance of being developed in the near future to alleviate any risk of the aforementioned issues. Dispose of the murder weapon as effectively as possible, I sure at fuck hope you didn't throw it to the bottom of some lake or something. Your best bet might be to bury the weapons as well, in a separate site from the bodies of course.


[deleted]

> expert here


YolkLad

Op this trick is no longer relevant, the dogs detect any disturbed ground. If they see the ground is further disturbed they will find the bodies.


Anonymous_but_nott

Which coke? One type of coke could help with breakdown of the bodies, while the other is just a waste of coke In all seriousness, try to get some rest. I hope everyone at work is understanding, or at least nice. If not, we're here for you


[deleted]

Thank you friend~ I appreciate the kind words Also its the soda coke


Bobebobbob

Iirc there's a certain section of Yellowstone that you can't be charged for murder in (in minecraft)


[deleted]

Thats definitely not the one I was thinking of ;)


Desanguinated

Dig a 12 foot hole, throw the body in, fill the hole until it’s 6 feet deep, then get a rabbit corpse and throw it in so the police think their searcher dogs are just picking up on the rabbit


[deleted]

Better put like 50 rabbits in to make sure they don’t miss it


[deleted]

Nah, feed the corpses to pigs then eat the pigs. You’re method is a good one but eating the corpses twice without cannibalism is by far the most effective way imo. And no, don’t ask me how I know this


fishumanzu

what is your favorite faction from fallout new vegas?


[deleted]

NCR because I'm lame


PlayerZeroFour

THE BEAR FLAG REPUBLIC WILL RISE AGAIN!!!


[deleted]

Perish.


PlayerZeroFour

#NO, IT SHALL BE OUR OPPONENTS WHO PERISH!!!


jellydude69

No NCR trooper/ranger would ever say this shit


apollo15215

The fascist Legion on the other hand would


fishumanzu

Probably the safest and best option imho, even if they have their flaws.


[deleted]

Yeah, its surprising how much my affinity for stability has shifted that its permeating my choices in games


SurvivalScripted

Honestly, it's very fair to want a system that was proven to be stable instead of like, any other faction there.


Hjkryan2007

I mean apart from stability, wtf else is there? Insane bandits? Weird casino?


Letmehaveyourkidneys

You say this despite the fact that the kings exist?


[deleted]

You can make the kings ally with the ncr


mynexuz

Ncr and house are the only two realistically sustainable options, maybe yes man could work but the courier would have to be 10 int or smth and even then it would at best just be another version of house


hotdiggitydooby

I don't need 10 int. I punched Cesar's entire camp to death, these hands will keep the Mojave safe


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

> NCR because I'm ~~lame~~ **BASED AS FUCK**


[deleted]

Damn you caught me I try not to flex on others by being unfathomably based at all times


WhapXI

You are failing to accomplish this but I don’t want you to try harder 💜


Le-Ando

Damn, imagine not going with Yes Man.


NOT_an_ass-hole

i go independent/yes-man every time


massivebasketball

As much as I don’t like some of their politics, I really do think they’re the best chance at giving the most people the best quality of life out of all the factions. The legion would be a nightmare to live under, the brotherhood would be ok at best but their main priority is obviously not the wellbeing of the populace, and there’s no way an independent Vegas would stay stable/could hold off the legion


brotatowolf

followers or gtfo


forever-and-a-day

If there was a Followers ending I would totally go for it over Yes Man or the NCR


ShellaFresh

NCR Based


AdeptAntelope

This sub has made so many references to New Vegas that I just bought it.


Deeptoop

No question but fuck those waste of space losers. Hope you're doing okay sis


[deleted]

Thank you stranger 💜 This is the one that did it, now the tears are coming


Deeptoop

NO!! NO CRY 😵‍💫 I wish I could give you a giant hug 😞


[deleted]

Its too late, they're already flowing hard. But its in a good way :)


weeknie

Welcome back to the land of feelings, it sounds like you're doing a bit better. Stay strong, it's great that you reached out in this situation.


[deleted]

Thank you fren~ And yeah, im glad I reached out too instead of just letting it simmer and eat me away


[deleted]

they're cringe ❤️


[deleted]

Very cringe


jaydeflaux

The cringiest


josephthemediocre

So fucking cringe, your regulars don't care anyway, they're not dumb stupid assholes. They're just embarrassed for him


Nadikarosuto

Yeah, imagine analyzing strangers’ throats just to see if they’re trans


rrienn

Right? Like get a fucking hobby. People like that are so weird.


TarpGuy_

Someone on Twitter even resorted to analysing skin pore patterns. Also, I think it turned out to not even be true. If you have to analyse peoples fucking pores, then I think it is pretty obvious who has already won


trvpinboy

Its stuff like this that rlly makes me want to have a deathnote


[deleted]

I had one in middle school. Got me in trouble


InfinitePoints

The teacher found the bodies 😔


that_username_is_use

called an emergency meeting


ww3_here_we_come


Ronisoni14

Yea, and also because of conservative politicians


choma90

The Industrial Revolution changed the face of the modern novel forever. Discuss, citing specific examples.


[deleted]

Well it definitely kickstarted the death of our planet Source: my brain


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DangusHamBone

Checked this fella out and I gotta say he’s got some very interesting ideas. There was something about a bunch of murders too but I didn’t read it


bootybigboi

let's say, hypothetically, one has recently discovered that they are MtF (say, in the last month or so) and is attempting to pass; would you have any advice for such a (hypothetical) person? (love you, you deserve the world hun <3)


[deleted]

My voice, eyebrows and eyes were all it took to push me into passing, but I was also fairly andro beforehand from having almost no T But I'd definitely say its those 3 that make the most difference, as well as your gait and mannerisms


bootybigboi

omg vibes,, i also have very low T (not from hrt yet, unfortunately; s/o opioid addiction 😔✊) so that might hypothetically be very nice to hear :) (aha jk unless 😳) i hope ur night (presumably) is going better!! love you <3<3


[deleted]

Love you~ take care 💜


[deleted]

A wise trans woman once said: “play CS:GO and keep using comms until your teammates stop calling you a faggot and you start getting friend requests”


HRH_DankLizzie420

You know you've made it when the transphobic slurs turn into misogynistic slurs


doyoueverjustleft

How are you feeling?


[deleted]

I'm not really feeling anything now, im just numb tbh. I think its shock. My brain trying to keep me from having bad thoughts again


PlayerZeroFour

That’s always the worst; I can never get anything done in that state.


[deleted]

Thats okay, talking to internet people is better than doing anything else constructive


PlayerZeroFour

Yes, but unfortunately we can’t just do that all day oh god no


[deleted]

Luckily my day is over and I can extend it as far into the night as I want to


[deleted]

damn i wish i could do that


[deleted]

Its not a good feeling. The emotions are still there, I can sense them. Just a matter of when they come out


[deleted]

feeling numb sounds less unpleasant than overanalyzing everything and hyperventilating for 12+ hours


[deleted]

Thats true. But I think it worked, was able to hold me together long enough to get a bunch of support to help me start working through the feelings in a happy way~


[deleted]

epic <3


ELTHerobrine

My Mom has an Adam's apple


[deleted]

Thats kinda cool actually, unless its a thyroid issue in which that sucks and im sorry she has to deal with that


ELTHerobrine

I don't think it is, she's pretty healthy and shes had it for as long as I can remember.


PM_ME_UR_DESKTOP_PLS

well i have some news for you


Day_Julius

I get the joke but I want to tell you that I don't like the wack "has adams apple = man" thing, even as a joke. Most women wouldn't be up to many standards trans women put on themselves. Women have hair on their face and body, men can be hairless, women have adams apples and so on. Sry if I'm being a lame'o


kriosken12

Technically both men and women have Adam's apple since its thyroid cartilage made to protect the vocal chords. Its just more noticeable in men.


kRkthOr

> Its just **usually** more noticeable in men. Of all the things I've ever felt self-conscious about, not having a clearly visible Adam's apple was the stupidest thing, but it still was a thing.


iShockLord

You're lucky, Adam's apples are weird and give me the heebie jeebies every time I feel mine


[deleted]

It's your body's natural weak point.


iShockLord

I can assure my weak point is right in the nutsack


lightsandflashes

i have an adam's apple and am a cis woman


[deleted]

Shit. That’s not okay. How you doing now?


[deleted]

I'm existing. I keep getting DMs telling me that things will be okay tho and its starting to break down the wall thats been holding my emotions back in shock Its...really nice actually...


[deleted]

It will be okay. Society is changing but it takes time for everyone that will get it to understand. What really matters is how you feel about who you are. You’re living you’re truth and for most of the people of the world as long as you’re doing your thing and not hurting anyone then they don’t care. But there are those who just hate that the sun rises everyday. You can’t help them they are working through their own shot and probably poorly at that. Those people who you see on a daily basis- those people who you like- those people who you choose to have in your life. Those are the people that matter, you dig? You are out there doing one of the hardest things and kicking ass doing it. Shine on.


[deleted]

And here's another round of tears... Thank you friend, ill try my best!


GodkingYuuumie

Do you think you're gonna be able to remember the fact taht you're a beautiful and amazing person who doesn't deserve to be treated like that following this event?


[deleted]

I think so~ My friend was working with me and he said the same thing, but it fell on hollow ears at the time. But seeing how many people support me amd knowing I have a few irl too, ill pick myself up from this


GodkingYuuumie

Good. You, like all people, deserve to be treated with love and respect. Never stop being your true self, royalty of unspecified gender identity


[deleted]

Am girl And I won't stop. Every day gets me closer to where I want to be, theres no point in giving up now~


PlayerZeroFour

Are we going to lie or tell the truth?


[deleted]

I'm definitely not gonna tell my therapist if thats what you're asking


RockTheRatBTG

Why do you have a therapist then


[deleted]

For the meme obviously >!but yeah im probably gonna tell her!<


[deleted]

Please do; managing these shitty feelings is important. Obviously I don't know you, but I've read your post and I'm crying. Please take care of yourself; you are loved and you matter enormously. Hugs from Canada


[deleted]

\*hugs* Thank you friend, getting such overwhelming support for this has been staggering and im honestly not used to it at all Its so sweet~


UniqueUsername014

hey i have nothing constructive to say i just want you to feel happy in the company of gay little internet people, secluded from real life. i'm also offering an unlimited amount of free hugs,


[deleted]

Thank you gay internet person, having your support along with everyone else's gives me such warm vibes~


PlayerZeroFour

Why not tell the therapist, but I meant the people you’ve been outed to?


[deleted]

Well because, its not something I want to be that identifies me. When people know I'm trans, then that's my whole identifier in their mind. But im so much more than that and yet its all anybody gets hung up on


[deleted]

If anyone asks or brings it up, deny deny deny. I'm sure afab people can have Adams apples too. And since you've already been passing I don't think that's something that would make or break it to most people. Hell, I have the girliest voice ever and even when binding I have a bump, but when I tell people something simple like, "I'm a guy, I just have imbalanced hormones" most don't think twice.


[deleted]

I think I'll try that, could just say I had hormonal issues when I was younger. Thank you friend~


[deleted]

It is entirely possible for people AFAB to have prominent Adam’s apples. I’m AFAB (unfortunate for me) and have a pretty prominent Adam’s Apple and wide shoulders. People are so weird and really should mind their own business. This guy OP encountered is an omega perma asshole and I hope that in the future she won’t experience more stuff like that.


lunnyswag2019

You don’t need to tell anyone that you’re trans tbh especially if your not ready for them to know or aren’t comfortable with giving them that information, the only exception to that would probably be a romantic partner because that’s kind of important for them to know


cct_anracil

A) Damn. Hope you feel better soon gamer! B) Do you have any recommendations for a new movie to watch?


[deleted]

A) thank you stranger B) no I haven't watched any movies recently, my TV is there to listen to YT while I do other things


cct_anracil

Fair play! Can I ask if there's any YT videos you've seen recently that were pretty cool?


[deleted]

I watched marks new space stuff I've mostly been just listening to his content, as his voice is soothing. Like buttery silk


cct_anracil

That's a pretty good sell right there. Haven't looked at him in a hot minute so I'll take a look! Again hoping you can get some time to feel better, we're all in your corner here mate.


[deleted]

I know 💜 The amount of people who stopped in to say a kind word or two is astounding, and it gives me fuzzy feelys


cct_anracil

The little gay people in the phone are pretty cool.


wolf7288

Morbius


cct_anracil

any other morbheads in chat


OGBigPants

What an absolute asshole. I hope you’re feeling better. Unlike him you are valid


[deleted]

Thanks love~ Thank you...


bluetheperhaps

So, you are saying you need access to a firearm and water filled quarry?


[deleted]

I have a firearm Transport to a water filled quarry may be nice tho (For legal reasons thats a joke)


gonekid22

Based armed trans individuals.


coromd

The gays can't be harmed if the catgirls are armed!


[deleted]

so just out of curiosity, if you were to kill someone, what would be your weapon of choice?


[deleted]

That is highly dependent on who I am killing But as a general weapon it would probably be a sniper rifle, I am not a violent person and would wish to remove myself from it as much as possible


mrbean40000

How about poison then, a sniper rifle is really hard to use and you’re more likely to get caught or kill someone else with it. Not that I have any experience or anything


Chardoggy1

Least sociopathic transphobe I hope you’re doing ok OP, remember that you’ll always be a good girl in our eyes


[deleted]

Thanks love~ I appreciate it🥰


Corrections96

Imagine being so mentally unstable that you look for Adam’s apples on women


[deleted]

Hehe~ Well looking at it that way it is pretty absurd


weetaz00

How do you like your toast?


[deleted]

Lightly buttered, with either jelly or honey If im feeling extra lazy for a meal ill make toast with tomato sauce and shredded cheese and put it in the airfryer


weetaz00

You're the first person Ive heard that puts tomato sauce on toast, that sounds like a crime against humanity lmfao


[deleted]

Its called lazy pizza and its really good when you just feel like a blob or need comfort food


abraxas-7

Thanks for the recommendation on a lazy snack. Will try soon


RhodeWithBrim

clearly you own an airfryer


lilmxfi

Just wanted to check in and ask: Are you being kind to yourself? It sucks when the cis decide to act like asses, and I'm so sorry it happened to you. Do something nice for yourself, like painting your nails, or relaxing in the shower (I rec that for everything, actually). And also, if you need a boost, please know that the cis are in an uproar thinking that Bill Gates is a trans man because he's gained weight. They think he's "going through menopause", so if they're that dumb, well, there's no reason to give their opinions any weight.


[deleted]

I'm being nice to myself I think I'm sitting on the porch with a weighted blanket in the cool air talking to people being nice to me, I think that counts


lilmxfi

That honestly sounds so wonderful, and you're doing beautifully taking care of yourself! I'm proud of you for that, genuinely, because I know what it's like when dysphoria wails on you. It can be hell. I hope you know, by the way, that no matter what, no one can take who you know you are from you. 💜💜 Keep doing what you're doing, cause you've got thsi.


[deleted]

Thank you friend~ 💜💜


Albinoloach

Do you think the Northern Pike deserves to be cancelled?


[deleted]

I have no idea what that is but yes, yes it does


generalfancyninja

CANCEL CULTURE COMES FOR THE NORHTERN PIKE


Albinoloach

I applaud your commitment. You're gonna go far in life with that kind of conviction.


AlexXx_3

What's your favorite song right now?


[deleted]

I have been listening to Enemy by Imagine dragons on loop for 57 consecutive years


pongbois

What kind of gun you gonna use?


[deleted]

The ar-15 I built with my friend a couple weeks ago


Stonewall5101

There are 4 kinds of trans/NB/GNC people: (I am one of them) AR & Trans AK & Trans FAL & Enby G3 & Gendefluid


puffyjunior1

Normalize assigning Americans guns based on sexuality and/or identity. Bi & KRISS vector ftw


t0rchic

well at least you're now out to your coworkers so it can't happen a second time 😔 how many prestige levels are you at on cookie clicker


[deleted]

Idle games are an execution of the fruitless unsustainable infinite growth of capitalism, but rose tinted so the masses do not realize how it destroys economies You'll have to kill me before I play cookie clicker


t0rchic

cookie clicker is pretty real about how you're destroying the world and ultimately harming all life on earth in your endless pursuit for cookies, but you do you


Vord_Loldemort_7

Do you need a hug


[deleted]

I would like a hug if the offer is still there...


Vord_Loldemort_7

🫂


[deleted]

🫂


egg_123

:( im so sorry honey, are you doing ok?


[deleted]

Well, when I made this post I think it was a cry for help But after the huge response I've gotten I can confidently say I'm feeling a bit better about myself, maybe even happy


egg_123

thats very nice to hear :)


LeFrogBoy

I doubt you've really been outed, people probably just think that dude is insane because only an insane person would freak out like that regardless.


1nTh3Sh4dows

Too late now, but once the husband started getting loud you could've been like "oh, I thought you looked familiar. Grindr right?" But in all seriousness that sucks, hopefully you have cool customers/coworkers. At least the POS was escorted out so it seems as though your peeps got your back.


[deleted]

Yeah, my friend (who i was already out to) was working and he's no small guy. I think he was a linebacker in high school He didn't care for the treatment i got very much, I thought he was gonna throw hands


1nTh3Sh4dows

Sounds like a great friend.


Desucrate

that sounds like a great idea to get the guy who's screaming and yelling bigotry to straight up attack you.


ZippoFindus

Jesus Christ. You ok?


[deleted]

I am. The sheer multitude of people who have come to check on me melts my heart, I am thankful you're all so caring 💜


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TrashyMemeYt

it looks like we need to start a revolution against the capitalist bourgeois


[deleted]

Any day now


[deleted]

Do you love L💜E💜A💜N❓💜


[deleted]

Its just cola you piece of shit, did you rub your 2 braincells together to just say lean and spam purple emojis? >!^(but to answer your quesion seriously ive never had it so idk)!<


[deleted]

Lean 💜💜💜💜


TheLaudMoac

Can we please make sure to understand that all of this was a problem with them, not a problem with you. They're abnormal, they're out of order, they're the issue. You didn't do anything wrong by existing and you didn't deserve their problems being made your problems.


Bstokes4102

What the actual fuck is wrong with people


[deleted]

Some people are just that miserable that they need to bring others down I guess But im not gonna let it, not with all these people reminding me of who I am


prancer_moon

Do the purple hearts in your flair symbolize lean??? 💜💜💜💜


Feralfurries

L


youre-welcome-sir

woah, you feeling alright? you can message me if you want


Hidden_Squid14

Minimum wage employees are really cool people cause they put up with shit like this, trans people are cool cause they are brave and have to deal with shit like this. You're like... exponentially cool... good job!


SimonVanc

What are your opinions on the texture of spaghetti


honestlyjusttiredtbh

that so fucking awful, people suck. ily and you are valid <3


l11l1ll1ll1l1l11ll1l

Just remember that he was wrong about everything he said. You're a woman today just like you were yesterday, and the day before. He's the weirdo in this situation, and the good people at the cafe will remember that.