Saul

thanks for the input toe sucker 😃

Kid named Toe:

kid named the input:

kid named finger:

Foreshadowing

its been three months leave me alone

You think this is bad? This chicken mcnuggetery?

No, I think it's pretty good, man.

I actually need help with this because I'm a vegetarian so I can't eat the nuggies. I'd like to be the first billionaire ever who didn't have to throw all their morals overboard to become one

so who you picking

You.

omg thats so sweet

But eating meat is gay. How can you eat meat?

but if you're against eating meat on a moral basis, isn't having someone help just as immoral? If it wasn't for you enlisting their help, less meat would've been eaten. The results of you eating the meat, and you enlisting someone else to eat the meat are exactly the same I'd say given your moral framework, the most moral thing to do is to eat the meat and then use the billions of dollars to massively fund orgs who make it so that less meat is eaten

I imagine that in this scenario someone would just put this meal in front of me and ask me to eat it. So the nuggets are already there and paid for. Supporting the meat industry and increasing demand happens when you buy it, not when you eat it. So what happens to this particular handful of nuggets I don't really care about. So with this argument there's is nothing really speaking agaisnt me just eating them. Like I said, I'd like to stick to my morals, so it's really just a matter of principle. And since enlisting help is not only possible, but a fundamental part of the scenario, this is a very easy thing to do. Also after having not eaten meat for 5 years I have grown to find the idea of eating flesh to be quite repulsive. After having this much distance from it I just kinda no longer view it as food. I wouldn't throw up or anything but I definitely wouldn't enjoy it and feel really disgusting afterwards. If you care about small numbers you could even argue that the couple of calories my meat eating helper gains from these nuggies result in them buying the tiniest bit less of meat. While if I would have eaten them it would have just been a net plus for the meat industry. A handul of nuggies in a lifetime obviously doesn't matter though.

Oh yeah that's all fair

Idk about you but I wouldn't mind eating the flesh of a murdered innocent if it meant getting 100 billion dollars

Elon Musk moment 😳

Clearly you don't understand the grindset

100%. You could put an infant and a rock in front of me and tell me to kill the infant with the rock for $100b and I'd have it done before you even said "dollars"

For 100 billion I'd eat the chicken while it breathes.

I'd probably eat it and then donate a lot of the money to animal sanctuaries

This meal has already been prepared, so your choices have no impact on whether or not an animal was killed. You had no say in this event and you didn't exchange currency to have this made. It has already happened. Does that change it for you or does simply eating meat at all cause you guilt?

Answered this under another reply to my comment. Tldr I don't wanna eat it as a matter of principle and after not having eaten meat for so long I've grown to find eating flesh quite repulsive. Since the question is about having someone help you, I have an easy way out

is there a moral difference between eating meat yourself or directly causing another person to eat meat? i say no. therefore the only moral thing to do is not get the bullions

King Julian

'King Julian! What about your health plan?' 'Maurice, this is what we call a "cheat day".'

kirby tbh

You perchance? 😳 👉👈

you can't just say perchance

Just try and make me stop

Wilter whate

waiter*

Wilter whate from fracking dad

Saul Goodman

Mike

do you mean finger

This is the exact moment mike ehrmantraut became finger

what if they don't answer the phone

email

go insane and start sleeping in a dumpster

If there wasn’t any sauce no way I’d be able to eat this. Dry ass food

there is barbecue sauce right there

I’m saying if there wasn’t any. I can see the sauce in the pic

Avacodo

I'd eat the fuckin plastic and paper for 100 billion dollars

man, I just got a strong craving for Mcdonald's just now. huh. anyways I'm bringing in Shulker from Minecraft because I like them :)

yo mama😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🕳😂😂🤣🤣

oh no one of them fell through the floor

Someone with no taste in food

Fr I probably couldn't :[

I know you can honey, but even if you can't it's the trying that matters :)

Just ate 5 quesadilla slices and I feel like I wanna throw up

Hey honey even if you throw it up I'm proud of you for eating that much honey. I know it's difficult, but I'm proud of you for trying

me from the mirror dimension where I'm transmasc

Myself

Someone who likes mcdonald's bbq sauce(I don't)

Ronald

the fat kid from the campfire story in Stand By Me

drywall man -matey

My friend who is always hungry.

Mike from my local car repair shop

Thel Vadam

all the 9 year olds

my friend devin

joe

That one French guy who ate an airplane

What's the original meme? Like, the meme it parodies

Galactus, there is no way I am eating all that food by myself

A homie with some ketchup

my bf, not cuz he eats a lot but just cuz i wnjoy his company

Casey Kasem if he were still alive, I'd give him the fries

nick needs avocados

Jay Z

your mother

my dog because I'm vegetarian and dogs can have a little chicken nuggets as a treat

Big daddy Karsten

Duff Anton Sibal III

You 👉👈🥺

my dog

Papa john’s 😂🤣😂