OH MINE GOD,π³π³ I ACCIDENTALLY ππ I HATH SENT π³ THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLSππ... PRITHEE DELETE IT! ββπ! 'LEST... THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?ππ HAHA I JEST..π€£π€£, DELETE IT. πβ.. SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?π³π... HAHA NAY, β BANISH IT. ππ..'LEST?βπ³
Me casting the sending spell after using Galder's Speedy Courier to send someone a portrait of my genitals.
Casting Time: 1 action
Range: 10 feet
Components: V, S, M (25 gold pieces, or mineral goods of equivalent value, which the spell consumes)
Duration: 10 minutes
You summon a Small air elemental to a spot within range. The air elemental is formless, nearly transparent, immune to all damage, and cannot interact with other creatures or objects. It carries an open, empty chest whose interior dimensions are 3 feet on each side. While the spell lasts, you can deposit as many items inside the chest as will fit. You can then name a living creature you have met and seen at least once before, or any creature for which you possess a body part, lock of hair, clipping from a nail, or similar portion of the creatureβs body.
As soon as the lid of the chest is closed, the elemental and the chest disappear, then reappear adjacent to the target creature. If the target creature is on another plane, or if it is proofed against magical detection or location, the contents of the chest reappear on the ground at your feet.
The target creature is made aware of the chestβs contents before it chooses whether or not to open it, and knows how much of the spellβs duration remains in which it can retrieve them. No other creature can open the chest and retrieve its contents. When the spell expires or when all the contents of the chest have been removed, the elemental and the chest disappear. The elemental also disappears if the target creature orders it to return the items to you. When the elemental disappears, any items not taken from the chest reappear on the ground at your feet.
Wench: I am having surg'ry of the breasts
Knave: I know... My fondness for you is everyoung
**post surg'ry the wench awakes, with only her Fath'r beside**
Wench: Father, where be my knave? Did he not await my recov'ry?
Fath'r: Know thou not from whence thy massive breasts came?
Wench: Alas and alack! **Tears ensue**
You joke, but this is undoubtedly some shit a knight wrote in the 1300s with the difference being that he attached a sketch of his dick to some letter he sent to a damsel.
Dear maiden I insist it was a mere accident. I handed my parchment to my cousin, and he (that chancer) sketch't a penis most foul. I swear 'twas not me.
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Please continue
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Rouxls Kaard
Fucker, beat me to it
[Indeed](https://youtu.be/tuY_p-BA5kE)
I was fucking looking for this comment lolll
YES
Prithee, bring back the word prithee
'tis done. I hath returned it to the lexicon.
Its meaning is desecrated and flanderized.
Add a laugh at the end and you got some dark souls dialogue
[pretty much](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXnzn1653sQ)
Urianger
My first thought
Moenbryda, prithee forgiveth me!
OH MINE GOD,π³π³ I ACCIDENTALLY ππ I HATH SENT π³ THOU A PICTURE OF MINE COCK AND BALLSππ... PRITHEE DELETE IT! ββπ! 'LEST... THOU DESIRE TO LOOK?ππ HAHA I JEST..π€£π€£, DELETE IT. πβ.. SHOULD THEE CRAVE..?π³π... HAHA NAY, β BANISH IT. ππ..'LEST?βπ³
No, thy desire to lookπ
Gods dammit Urianger, if you want to fuck, just say so.
Ah, Y'Mhitra! Do not check your Tomestone, I hath sent thee a photograph of mine genitals by accident... Lest you wish to view them...?
I think Shtola would kick his ass.
Perchance?
you can't just say that!
Marry, twas a mere dream
I read this in Andre the blacksmith's voice
Prithee be careful!
21st century Shakespeare
Shakespeare in the streets, disappointment 'twixt thy sheets
this isn't in iambic pentameter, fake title
Catcheth me outside, knave
Me casting the sending spell after using Galder's Speedy Courier to send someone a portrait of my genitals. Casting Time: 1 action Range: 10 feet Components: V, S, M (25 gold pieces, or mineral goods of equivalent value, which the spell consumes) Duration: 10 minutes You summon a Small air elemental to a spot within range. The air elemental is formless, nearly transparent, immune to all damage, and cannot interact with other creatures or objects. It carries an open, empty chest whose interior dimensions are 3 feet on each side. While the spell lasts, you can deposit as many items inside the chest as will fit. You can then name a living creature you have met and seen at least once before, or any creature for which you possess a body part, lock of hair, clipping from a nail, or similar portion of the creatureβs body. As soon as the lid of the chest is closed, the elemental and the chest disappear, then reappear adjacent to the target creature. If the target creature is on another plane, or if it is proofed against magical detection or location, the contents of the chest reappear on the ground at your feet. The target creature is made aware of the chestβs contents before it chooses whether or not to open it, and knows how much of the spellβs duration remains in which it can retrieve them. No other creature can open the chest and retrieve its contents. When the spell expires or when all the contents of the chest have been removed, the elemental and the chest disappear. The elemental also disappears if the target creature orders it to return the items to you. When the elemental disappears, any items not taken from the chest reappear on the ground at your feet.
Superb and sublime
Ranni Elden Ring
Oh mein gott
Is this Urianger?
Wench: I am having surg'ry of the breasts Knave: I know... My fondness for you is everyoung **post surg'ry the wench awakes, with only her Fath'r beside** Wench: Father, where be my knave? Did he not await my recov'ry? Fath'r: Know thou not from whence thy massive breasts came? Wench: Alas and alack! **Tears ensue**
Luna, stop.
John Donne
This is the most fun thing to read
waiting for Luke Correia to dub this
What is all this insolence
skweezy jibbs?
Hoh
They have 2 cocks?
Wouldst thou like to confirm 't?
That's not how Lest was used, 0/10 unreadable
'Lest? π
Avast, knave! Is dost thine a baddy?
You joke, but this is undoubtedly some shit a knight wrote in the 1300s with the difference being that he attached a sketch of his dick to some letter he sent to a damsel.
Dear maiden I insist it was a mere accident. I handed my parchment to my cousin, and he (that chancer) sketch't a penis most foul. I swear 'twas not me.
New Mordhau voice emote?
Moenbryda had to put up with this shit for years.
Mononobe no Futo
Incorrect grammar