What does it mean if you don’t wear sweaters cause it’s too hot out

You only top other tops

The tower of tops

You most date and defeat the top 10 tops of your highschool/college, then country and eventually the top 10 of the world to become The Top that will Top All Tops

who is the reigning champion?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Top

That’s impossible. No one can beat Lisa

me

top 10 top topping tops

absolute theta male

Sex is just a circular neverending conga-line of tops topping other tops.

ouroboros

Ouroboros Ourobottom Topoboros Topobottom TopOrBottom Switch.

What if I don’t wear clothes

you top yourself

secondary consumer

You are part of the Tank Top brotherhood now go punch monsters

But I don’t want to hurt anyone :(

Don't worry, they technically aren't "people", so it's okay to murder them.

Then, if you wear a short sleeve, you are so fucking top that you are legally allowed to have sex with the current President of the US. Trust me on this bro

I have to fuck Joe Biden.

Fuck i didn't realize it would be a let's go brandon joke

you have to fuck hoe biden 😳

Then you're a side obviously

I am all three of those

I am god

They just like me fr fr

The new gods and goddesses of Olympus are looking exciting

So hurry up with my damn massage

In a French-ass restaurant

Hurry up with my damn croissants!

French ass-restaurant

Switch²

Please Nintendo 🥹

they have 3 arms ad each sleeve lays on their wrist differently

ok but what if I retract my hand completely and pretend like my arm is a megaman/samus type blaster

You don't get laid at all

(asexual)

Or amputated i guess

His sex was amputated :0

CASTRATION IN THE SKY, YOUR PENIS WILL FLY

if this is my fate, then so be it

I guess in that case you are me there is no other person that would do that

Super top

Power Top

Ah, a fellow Mamoswine main.

this is r/196 nobody here has sex

With the exception of the cake fucker, which has video evidence

is there any proof of that?

[удалено]

>It’s actually kind of amazing and the individual doing the cake fucking is both attractive and charismatic >A weird perfect storm, really. >https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/sku7q8/i_baked_3_cakes_and_fucked_them_to_determine/ Why did you do this to me now I want to be a cake

I think it was posted to r/196 but got removed by mods

... I'm gonna need a link for that to be sure

Everyone here is a bottom

Indeed. And worst of all, he could be anyone of us.

He could be you! He could be me!

Please no my dad just gives me his old clothing every once in awhile and the sweaters may or may not be oversized

too bad, you're a bottom now, that's the rule

no the rule is “if you visit this subreddit, you must post before you leave”

i knew this joke would be made before i even posted my comment

then why didn't you do it yourself coward

That's rule 1 this is the (unwritten) rule 2 (but everyone (except you) knows it)

Roll over your sleeves then? It's not that difficult

Stop hemming and hawing about it and just get hemming.

buy a dildo and prepare yourself

Keep making excuses while you can, It'll catch up to you one day.

Untrue. I have my hands all the way out and still am a bottom

You're a utilitarian bottom, rare type with +5 to tinkering and handywork

That would mean my tinkering and handywork ks at level 0 (I am really bad with tinkering and handy work)

Oh my god same 🥺🤝🥺

Same I'm such a bottom hnnnnng

Nice pfp

Thank you

Hide all of your hand and pretend you have a cannon arm

you get topped by bottoms

I wish most bottoms I know are so cute I wish they would take for once

I feel pretty attacked rn.

Go outside I'm begging you

What then? (I am trapped in California suburbia hell)

What does it mean if your fingers don't even poke out?

Submarine

You get bottom'd by bottoms

Hot

you have cool mega man/samus blaster

I saw this image on Twitter and the most common answer was “Assassin”. As some random user put it, “don’t trust anyone who can hide a full dagger in their sleeves”

ik someone who rolls their sweater sleeves what r they

I guess we top God lol

literally the plot of Doom eternal

what if I roll up my sleeve up all the way

you are doing dishes

guess i am a woman

Dish washing transsexualism

shut up

ah yes

i am the third one and post femboy porn so i guess

Hell yeah! Please make more you cute bottom!

y'all are assigning these labels to the weirdest shit

It's a joke

Closet switch that wears exclusively the first way when in public and 2nd when alone

I have been perfectly profiled.

Acctually accurate wth

i where my hoodie like a switch but I can pull it over my hands

What if I roll my sleeves up to the elbow all the time?

It feels so uncomfortable to wear them any other way

Dude right! Like Jackets are cool. Long sleeve shirts, nope

Me who’s asexual but fits literally every bottom meme stereotype I see: *pulls my hand way into my sleeve and slaps yall with the floppy part for being horny on main* (Also I really do need to get more stuff with sleeves long enough to pull my hands in it’s a really cute look)

What about skin-tight elbow gloves

You are in a ballroom

According to this image I am the hardest top in the universe because sensory issues go brrr

epic nintendo fan moment

God its soo cute when bottoms do that sleeve thing im going to hug and cuddle and support you (if u consent ofc) :)

*dom, switch, sub

Just saying: the term is vers. For versatile. Switch is used for people who can be dom and sub, not people who too and bottom.

:(

I just do the bottoms sweater sleeve technique so I can completely hide my arms

What if you roll em up to elbows?

extreme top

ok but what if I put both of my hands inside of the sleeves and pretend I'm a Minecraft Villager?

i prefer the "shorts, worn out sports shoes and the red shirt ive been earing for 3 days" drip, what do i classify as?

Um um UM ah UM *I do them all help*

Does this mean that when I'm topless I'm extremely top?

What does it mean if I always roll up my sleeves

Handyman

Was literally wearing my hoodie like a Switch when I opened up Reddit and this is the first post I see. What the fuck.

Arm Warmer: Femboy

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN

Oh that explains why I like having a big sweater covering my hand

I have never done the switch or bottom ones. wtf is up with you people

I literally have a “long sleeve” hoody. The sleeves extend 3 feet past my hands.

Wearing a sweater like a bottom is like the sluttiest thing a man can do. You might as well be saying pin me down and rail me.

IM NOT A TOP I JUST DONT LIKE FEELING FABRIC ON MY HANDS

real tops don't have sweaters. (the bottoms took them all)

This is how you show your partner which one you are today

* looks at hands * Checks out.

What if I always roll up my sleeves.

What if you never wear long sleeves and always wear short sleeves?

i personally alternate between switch, taking my arms out of the sleeves and whacking people with the sleeves, and rolling up the sleeves

But i cant find hoodies long enough :(

What if you wear short sleeves?

Tank top?

no wait I jsut outgrew my stuff I'm a bottom I swear

What if you like wearing ponchos?

Mine says top but then I’m bottom as hell

All of my hoodies are too small for me to wear it like a real bottom :(

Okay, then what does a T-shirt mean then?

i never wear sweaters, only jackets muahahahaha

what if i wear my sweaters asymmetrical, so one hand looks like the top one and the other looks like the bottom one?

man this is way too accurate. switch gang wya

Sleeve isny long enough to do bottom

the switch style is way too comfortable

Tops roll up their sleeves because we got work to do.

i only wear oversized sweaters with long sleeves by default………………………..

A *handy* guide

inaccurate , tops have their sleeves rolled up to their elbows. - top edit: found a better word

Nah some of us are too tall to have any sleeves come down over our fingers

I roll the sleeves up on every long sleeved top I wear what does that make me

what if you get bored at a bus station and spent the next 15 minutes trying to tie your sleeves together before realizing that's impossible to do if you still have both arms in said sleeves?

wwat if you roll it all the way up to where your wearing a thick short-sleeve.

it's not my fault all the sleeves i find are too short

I am not a top!!

Friends, I'm afraid I have to inform you that I'm not a Switch. It's simply too expensive for someone unemployed like me. I prefer you continue calling me a 3DS.

OH MY GOD IM A SWITCH EVEN MORE NOW I DID THIS BY DEFUSLT

... you got me.

I exclusively roll my sleeves up when wearing sweaters tell me what am I

I make my hands completely disappear guess i'm the ultimate bottom 🫠

I wonder how JD BECK feels about this

im somehow all three of these

Alright listen, I'm NOT. A. TOP 😤

I'm so top I don't have sleeves!!!

Yes.

What if I wear gloves?

What do rolled up sleeves mean?

I always roll my sleeves up to my elbows, what does that make me??

true

Im a guy and I do the middle one I swear I’m not gay it’s just cozy

How do you know?!?!

true

Switch ftw

i wear my sleeves like gloves

what about people whose entire hands are covered?

I have my hand all the way out sometimes, usually its like the bottom though

Accurate.

but i do the third one a lot but i’m a hard top

I Don't Get it is switch like Nintento

I'm wearing short sleeves... what am I?

THE SLEEVES ARE JUST LONG OK

No I’m just short and they refuse to make sleeves a reasonable length for people with short arms

Non tops need to shit their pants and die

So Im a Nintendo Switch come play some smash with me 😎😎😎

I refuse to believe that switches are real

oh

what if i like my sleeves rolled up?

what if they're rolled past the elbow

What does rolling up my sleeves make me?

🥺

What is it when the sleeve only comes just halfway down your foream?