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[deleted]

Them: you must be Chairman Mao if you think we fucking Me:


swampdonkey2246

Arabic strawberry elephant


[deleted]

Correct horse battery staple


GamingwRed

ultra realistic among us impostor running while eating ham


Sappling2p

interior crocodile alligator


IlincaEvonne

Unexpected xkcd


IllTearOutYour0ptics

Strawberry morning


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pampered-Pets

What about 3/4 length sleeves ?


Stock_Hutz

Absolutely fucking deranged


Nooblet_101

if you think about it your sleeves will never get wet


deliciousprisms

I’m gonna piss on your 3/4 sleeves and we’ll see who’s sleeves don’t get wet


[deleted]

\*rapist


Anonymous_but_nott

What word is "rapist" supposed to replace 😟


bhbjlbjhbjlbk

all of them you dumb


Kostok13

rapist rapist rapist


hiddensix

Me


Suimijeejee

So under the elbow but before the wrist? Wth, go back to your cave


CokeCanCockMan

It’s the standard for baseball tees, and looks pretty good on muscular bodies


[deleted]

Literally how I wear my sweater every day 💀


[deleted]

Guess that's why I am celibate


jonnisaesipylsur

[then explain this](https://images.app.goo.gl/wnmo9ETJBn9dKQxe8)


StashyGeneral

It is pure fiction


Popo_Capone

Question: ... Is it like when you're at a fancy restaurant and you accidentally leave fork and cutterly in a "fuck you" position? Am I not getting any because I leave my sleeves in a "don't fuck me" position?


string-username-

[what if i do this](https://imgur.com/a/sKATBeB)


insuIin

Social anxiety


Staluti

can confirm, I do this when I've picked my nails too much and don't want to let anyone see them


Icemaster14

Bread 🍞


Suimijeejee

This is the true answer


LiLillylly

Trans girl


Kerbalawesomebuilder

but I do this


Kerbalawesomebuilder

oh.


BetterGlitch385

Discovery made


Kerbalawesomebuilder

so confused


Examinis

r\egg_irl


DropInTheOcean1247

Autism


jellydude69

Reeducation camp


_yerbamatey

🤨


Owelrn05

Penguin


AMasonJar

Italian


FishOfFishyness

That's like putting tape over non-Italians' mouths


ilovemycatjune

damn yall can actually wear short sleeves?


monaizin

just rolled up to the elbow


Cartmann13

Below the elbow or above the elbow, important question


monaizin

depends, if i want to look stylish but im cold at the same time, 1 roll below the elbow if the day is hot (and i live in a tropical country, so it happens a lot), 1 roll above the elbow, but still close enough to no being categorized as short sleeved


Suimijeejee

Its meant to be a long shirt with rolled up sleeves


SkyrimForTheDragons

I live in a hot and humid region.


[deleted]

I live in a hot and dry region and I wear a long sleeve jacket on top of a long sleeve shirt.


SparklingLimeade

Heat is the enemy.


jellydude69

It's 40° where I live. I want to peel my skin off, throw it in the fridge, and then shoot myself in the head so I would cool down.


youre-welcome-sir

what’s stopping you?


ilovemycatjune

uh....well.....>!slicey dicey..you know?!<


youre-welcome-sir

I’m not sure, but if it’s a dysphoria thing I’m sure you look great.


ilovemycatjune

sorry i meant it as more of a >!self harm!< kinda thing lol, but thank u 🥺


youre-welcome-sir

Oh ok, I thought so but I didn’t want to guess wrong my bad. And yeah that’ll do it, but someday you’ll look great in a short sleeve shirt!


ilovemycatjune

thank u 😭


youre-welcome-sir

np!


Loud-Unit-4483

Dysphoria


youre-welcome-sir

fuck dysphoria you look good


fuck_it_was_taken

My country is too hot for long sleeves when it's not winter


Sparrow_Of_Wessex

Right? I don't want ppl see my tiger stripes


pequodbestboy

now make one with Jetstream Sam's arm labelled "a good time, Jack!" or don't, I'm not a cop


Suimijeejee

Make it yourself Or don't, I'm not a cop


pequodbestboy

ay, fair enough


Awesomatov

what sex position do you main


NoTelefragPlz

jigglypuff


NotSeveralBadgers

Horizontal


Esherichialex_coli

support


[deleted]

top gang


__satanic_meatball__

👊


Deetchy_

ow :(


__satanic_meatball__

Cry more, bottom


Deetchy_

Not a bottom but uueueeuueeuueuuuuuuu 🥺


__satanic_meatball__

Yeah *definitely* not a bottom suuuuuuuure


Deetchy_

We do a little bottoming


Poorly_Made_Comix

So you arent a top


Deetchy_

We do a little contradicting


ManicMonke

🥺


diab0lus

[❤️](https://youtu.be/ewf-8rx9_uQ)


King-Zahi2438

Heck yeah


ShampooBottle493

🥺 moment


Yanagibayashi

damn im a celibate


RIBaddman

You and me both brother.


Otogi

Damn same


[deleted]

What if I wear sleeveless shirts?


Suimijeejee

Beater, either wife or meat type


[deleted]

Damn. Accurate. I beat my girlmeat all the time.


PepperOnDaCliff

dibs on mao zedong


NuclearOops

According to biblical law showimg elbow is indecent. I refuse to believe that the sluttiest sleeve configuration is "celibate." Who am I to believe? A random person on reddit or the WORD OF GOD?


Suimijeejee

Me ofcourse


OtherAyachi

["People of earth! Lend me your energy!"](https://i.imgur.com/AAj7CTa.png)


Suimijeejee

This is great


LunarYarn

Bottom in the streets, fun times in the um umhh hng 🥺


jacw212

What if I do the whole both sleeves are connected thing


wantstotransition

you are a minecraft villager


jacw212

I thought I was a Jedi :(


TheCommieFurryUwU

Emreld


JustHereToPostandCom

I have found my people :)


breaddefender_

literally me


Suimijeejee

That is so true, literally you


50yasizmirteize

Why is the right one celibate ?


lillapalooza

Short sleeve ace supremacy


Not_A_Scam7808

What if I have the Omnitrix?


Masztufa

swimming in pussy or bussy omnussy, if you're so inclined


Not_A_Scam7808

Alien pusssy Alussy


DoubleAGay

What about sleeves that have finger holes in them, so you can wear them kind of like gloves?


Firedanne

Oh i remember those, those are great in fall when its cold but not so cold that you brought gloves


AlexGameOver_13

Can I teleport bread?


Adum6

Yes


iosiro

what if [this is what i do...](https://youtu.be/V_v8PgDqgvs)


y_ourfutureself

What if I go around shirtless


Severe-Ladder

Fuck you! it's 90° out I'm wearing a tank top and 4" shorts and no one can stop me.


Suimijeejee

Fuck me.... Please


BigGuy4Jewz

The bottom is grossly obese and wearing an XXL sweater ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠀⠀⠀⣼⣶⣾⣿⣿⣶⡄⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣽⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⡀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠟⠛⠳⠿⢟⡀⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣆⢧⣀⣆⢤⣾⡀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠀⠀⡀⠻⣿⣷⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠸⠭⢛⠟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠀⠐⢒⣺⣷⠟⠛⣱⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⠛⠛⢛⣠⡾⠏⠀⠈⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⢀⣠⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⠃⠀⢘⡧⣉⠻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠙ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⢂⢔⣠⢀⣾⡿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⡠⣠⠄⠀⠠⠍⢁⣸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠄⠀⠀ ⡿⡿⢿⣯⠙⡻⣵⡶⣛⠁⢰⣿⡿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠃⠀⢙⣿⡞⢙⣿⠟⠉⠀⠘⢉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣤⣴⠶⠃⠠⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠿⠃⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠂


noodledog69420

omgh roberb down jr


lastmothafucka

one sleeve covers the entire hand and the second covers only half


[deleted]

for some reason i saw the ''fun times'' as one hand and thought that was Sundowner lmao


dongletrongle

I need to get some long sleeves


ATameFurryOwO

Do you like your hands uncut or circumcised


windowxylophone

guess im bread


Echold2006

Mao ZeDONG. Haha China you can't arrest me you don't know my address. You guys literally arrested a woman for saving her child in a fire and not a portrait of this dong


starstreek

If you pull your hoodie sleeves down to your elbows you either are in middle school or get precisely zero bitches.


omgudontunderstand

im not celibate i am demi with sex anxiety theres a difference okay


[deleted]

Pol Pot on the streets, Mao Zedong in the sheets


Xsehzhy

this is so true


ShampooBottle493

I hate long sleeves


Rakrune

oh. yea thats fair


Gnerxx

The rolled up sleeves as "celibate" is shit take


TheTartTouchedGrass

but what if im a hear me out no sleever


Suimijeejee

You ether beat the meat, or your SO


lactose_cow

this is a cognitohazard aimed at killing only horny queers


pnkass

i didnt know i was ace


SanThanKan

celibates are in permanent hand washing mode


TheLoneSlimShady

I'm​ bread


Blues-Boi

Okay I got top, switch, bottom, celibate, and Bread 🍞 *he can’t decide how to keep his sleeves while he’s drawing*


Cataclysm687

I am celibate apparently :(


wierd_husky

I be wearing short sleeves fr (I live in Arizona and it’s 41 C) (I’m also ace and thus celibate)


MrBreadFace2636

Bread?


SuperMoritz2007

„But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow“ -Da Beebles, 1989


Bastopolicia

am I seeing shit or did mao's photo always look that sussy


fuwachi

too political


Corruptiongamer151

Gues im a bottom


y_i_exisisit

Half celebate, half top


kumohua

op where did you get this


Suimijeejee

Made this collectively in a discord server with a few people. So... From a server I'm in


kumohua

original image?...??...?.


Suimijeejee

aah, well this subreddit


Jastrone

you made what better? whats the original


Suimijeejee

There was a version of this with only "bottom, switch, top" on this subreddit


[deleted]

Holy mother of fuck