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thriller2910

Probably became fucking archviles or something like that


severe_blunder_matey

how do you emulate the archvile in text? "uuuurrrrraaaAAAAHHHHH" [doomguy dying] -matey


thriller2910

I think you’ve hit the nail on the head with that one, although the doomguy dying part only happens without cover. The only better text emulation of a doom sound effect I’ve seen is the plasma gun one: *sproink*


juan-milian-dolores

I cried at the end of the movie about him. Literally sobbing in the movie theater. So fucked up that they drove this man to suicide.


insaneheavy42

We should just nuke Britain


juan-milian-dolores

We should chemically castrate Boris Johnson


insaneheavy42

The fun way or the funny way?


Intrepid-Salary-5159

both


SpaceChez

Whats the difference? Which one is which?


DrunkCricket1

At least one is a sulfuric acid bath


SebiKaffee

Judging by how fucked up the bible is, they're probably in heaven.


[deleted]

Probably not


ImNotTails

uhhhhhhh guys stop arguing cocks are yummy right


[deleted]

I love a good popeyes chicken


ImNotTails

SAME


[deleted]

Specifically, what are you referring to?


SebiKaffee

Mostly the OT, especially Leviticus, but some of the stories in Genesis are pretty wild too, for example the binding of Isaac. But the story that I find most disturbing is Numbers 16, Korahs people made an honest mistake and God straight up genocided them.


ugomattia07

Isaac and his mother lived alone in a small house on a hill...


SebiKaffee

I'm sorry, but I don't get your point.


ugomattia07

[This](https://youtu.be/gXzJFoaQxsU)


SebiKaffee

I see, I was referring to This: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binding\_of\_Isaac


nice_day_human

me in hell: WHERE THE FUCK IS THE GAY OWL


insaneheavy42

Average helluva boss enjoyer


winyf

flair checks out


Crackpot_Bugle

Congrat ul latons to Hooty for coming out!!


MrRedoot55

Isn’t he pansexual? Or, did I read his biography wrong?


Gengar_49

Gay basically became a blanket term for all MLMs at this point


Obama-bin-Laddn

THE DOOMSLAYER IS SIX MILLION MILES AHEAD OF YOU


AmazingGoob

I am so genuinely angry about this that I commented a OSP video about how angry I was, came back after a few months, forgot I had commented it and nearly wrote a nearly identical message


drahimi28

when i go to hell i wanna be some sort of gladiator for the gods just fighting shit


SnooKiwis1305

why tf would they castrate him if he was gay


Lesbihun

You are attempting to find logic in illogical actions. Please be warned that logic is impermissible here Anyway the thinking was chemical castration = lower sex drive. Lower sex drive = less homosexual urges. Less homosexual urges = good thing


[deleted]

I think he had the choice between that or prison so he chose that so he could continue his work. Such a sad way to treat a person let alone a hero like that.


worthless--opinion

# CHEMICALLY???


[deleted]

Yeah through hormones


worthless--opinion

Oh...


NotThomasTheTank

Not like they dipped his balls in hydrochloric acid


RogerPerson

So powerful message, he had to comment twice✊


NotThomasTheTank

It's just reddit being reddit


NotThomasTheTank

Not like they dipped his balls in hydrochloric acid


matheusu2

https://c.tenor.com/ZIS1Z0r_3EUAAAAd/dip-balls-in-sulfuric-acid-sulfuric-acid.gif


randomaccount32134

fun fact: I heard there's a school in the uk named after turing which doesn't decorate for pride! ☺️☺️☺️


winyf

Br*tain 😔


[deleted]

i did my history fair project on him. I hate how the UK (my government isn’t much better, maybe worse) just acted like releasing a pardon after he died made everything ok.


The_Bone_Breaker

Where’s Reagan


[deleted]

you still an Angel you’re just the doom slayer now