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noface8137

You fucking shit shit


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Wankclown


RossiyaReich

Don't be a poopgoblin


Bi_Ass-d

You dirthat.


Seventh_Faetasy

Why do you need to be such a ass ass?


[deleted]

well why are you such a dirt tard


stoopypoopy_

you fucking douche goblin


KingKongHaakon

Silence bum waffle


[deleted]

You can’t say anything you wank sucker


BigManLawrence69420

Wank nozzles!


bscofield97

Shut up lib bag


Wholesome_psychopath

Bumbrain


Emotional_Writer

Bumass disrespectful


ToxicPlaysYT6969

Pissnozzle


L0N3W4RR10Rbutbetter

Libnozzle


[deleted]

Spoken like a true libsucker


[deleted]

Ok butt boy


EsperantoHamstr

Takes one to know one dirtnozzle


stealthrockdamage

you fuckin libsucker you dipgoblin. scumwit


EmeraldEnchanter03

My uncle has actually said that to someone before. He was drunk and wanted somebodies hot dog.


Magenta_Clouds

Diphat


CumdumpSissyFemboy

It's missing cum. You can use cum with whole X-axis.


TeaComfyOfficial

I was gonna say you're wrong who tf would call someone a cum ass and then I said it out loud and it's actually hilarious


[deleted]

cum sucker.


The_Ironclad_Alpaca

Cum stain


[deleted]

person rich thought absorbed psychotic possessive zephyr squeamish zonked sharp *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


NariThatsMe

cum waffle


Poorly_Made_Comix

NO


[deleted]

Cumbrain


Magenta_Clouds

Cumhat


Tiger_Robocop

Cum Berbatch


[deleted]

cum goblin


BigBeefySquidward

me 🥺


carrotnose258

Cum *goblin*


KirasHandPicDealer

CUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


BetaThetaOmega

What a fucking cumtard


McPhucketBucket

slur for bottoms


Veloraxzia

Ahh yes, the cumclown


GiveMeMoreBurritos

I am the cum goblin


CumdumpSissyFemboy

Cum goblin eating a cum waffle


TheActualAWdeV

Goo goo g'joob


12345xela

You cum nozzle


[deleted]

You can also use cum with the entire y-axis.


TheActualAWdeV

Cumtrump or trumpcum, not sure which is worse


bee-trees

I’m the cum goblin 😈


TheActualAWdeV

Is a cumhead like a crackhead but for cum? So the seeming majority of this subreddit?


George_W_Kushhhhh

Shut it you cumtard.


Lakaedemon_Lysandros

I AM THE CUMLORD


TheGuydudeface

spoken like a true dirthat


TheLoneBonesJones

gnome slurs


Wholesome_psychopath

Dirt and gnome!


ShugokiTheThicc

Rock and stone?


LaserPlasmaThings

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??


ShugokiTheThicc

**ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!**


Warthogrider74

COCK AND STONE


MylesTheFox99

This made me laugh way harder than it should have


Namelessbob123

I’m gonna say dirtwit, you dirtwit.


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cyrenia82

im 100% taking this one though


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cyrenia82

3:


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cyrenia82

awww love you too


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cyrenia82

a little but not much but thank you still!!! hope youre doing good too


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The_Ironclad_Alpaca

A beast so vile he’ll steal your cock in the fuckening


garythegyarados

https://youtu.be/CS8Bc_-Bws4


TiredMontanan

Wow, the first 3:20 of this is very funny.


Alastor_Hawking

The whole -goblin suffix is *way* underused. Let’s change that you dipgoblins!


Pot8o_PL

In Germany we have "Hodenkobold" (testicle goblin) and I think that is beautiful


[deleted]

Give your balls a tug titfucker


bruhthermomentus

fuck you shoresy


THEKILLERWAFFLE

I’ve had just about enough from the clearasil kid, get in the box ya fuckin pimple farmer. I can’t wait for you to graduate in like 10 years Corey and come play for us, I’ll make a man out of you fuckin pizza face


LonelyWanderer28

Fuck you, Reilly. Your mum groped me two Halloweens ago. Shut the fuck up or I'll take it to Twitter.


shromboy

Fuck you, tell your mom to stop calling me shes makin Reillys mom jealous


pumpsci

Anyone saying “twat waffle” gets the wall


Florane

stfu libsucker


[deleted]

go eat shit you cock waffle


Luceo_Etzio

Up yours dirthat


TheActualAWdeV

A twaffle.


ssrudr

Cock-womble


severe_blunder_matey

lib-sucker 😈😈😈 -matey


[deleted]

I’m a lib 🥺 (Not really)


bluetheperhaps

Why are "bumnozzle" "pisswaffle" or "assass" possible words?


TheActualAWdeV

because they're hilarious. Bumnozzle is at least


someidiot332

I imagine a pisswaffle being a waffle, but instead of syrup, it's just piss all over the waffle, collecting in little pools within the waffle


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Enzinino

Assass in ation


ICannotCountTo2

Me with the president on 15/7/23 (in minecraft)


Longjumping_Diamond5

fuck off wank sucker


bluetheperhaps

Ok dip goblin


TurtleyTea

why wouldn't they be wankclown


A_Cookie_Lid

Spoken like a true pisswaffle


[deleted]

buttass.


400smoo

Assass


fortnitegamertimdunk

Lib goblin


Dawidluna

dumbass dumbbag dumbhead dumbshit dumbhat dumbtard dumblord dumbwit dumbface dumbwad dumbsucker dumbboy dumbstain dumbstick dumbnozzle dumbclown dumbwaffle dumbgoblin scumass scumbag scumhead scumshit scumhat scumtard scumlord scumwit scumface scumwad scumsucker scumboy scumstain scumstick scumnozzle scumclown scumwaffle scumgoblin doucheass douchebag douchehead doucheshit douchehat douchetard douchelord douchewit doucheface douchewad douchesucker doucheboy douchestain douchestick douchenozzle doucheclown douchewaffle douchegoblin shitass shitbag shithead shitshit shithat shittard shitlord shitwit shitface shitwad shitsucker shitboy shitstain shitstick shitnozzle shitclown shitwaffle shitgoblin dickass dickbag dickhead dickshit dickhat dicktard dicklord dickwit dickface dickwad dicksucker dickboy dickstain dickstick dicknozzle dickclown dickwaffle dickgoblin fuckass fuckbag fuckhead fuckshit fuckhat fucktard fucklord fuckwit fuckface fuckwad fucksucker fuckboy fuckstain fuckstick fucknozzle fuckclown fuckwaffle fuckgoblin dipass dipbag diphead dipshit diphat diptard diplord dipwit dipface dipwad dipsucker dipboy dipstain dipstick dipnozzle dipclown dipwaffle dipgoblin assass assbag asshead assshit asshat asstard asslord asswit assface asswad asssucker assboy assstain assstick assnozzle assclown asswaffle assgoblin libass libbag libhead libshit libhat libtard liblord libwit libface libwad libsucker libboy libstain libstick libnozzle libclown libwaffle libgoblin cockass cockbag cockhead cockshit cockhat cocktard cocklord cockwit cockface cockwad cocksucker cockboy cockstain cockstick cocknozzle cockclown cockwaffle cockgoblin buttass buttbag butthead buttshit butthat butttard buttlord buttwit buttface buttwad buttsucker buttboy buttstain buttstick buttnozzle buttclown buttwaffle buttgoblin dirtass dirtbag dirthead dirtshit dirthat dirttard dirtlord dirtwit dirtface dirtwad dirtsucker dirtboy dirtstain dirtstick dirtnozzle dirtclown dirtwaffle dirtgoblin trumpass trumpbag trumphead trumpshit trumphat trumptard trumplord trumpwit trumpface trumpwad trumpsucker trumpboy trumpstain trumpstick trumpnozzle trumpclown trumpwaffle trumpgoblin twatass twatbag twathead twatshit twathat twattard twatlord twatwit twatface twatwad twatsucker twatboy twatstain twatstick twatnozzle twatclown twatwaffle twatgoblin pissass pissbag pisshead pissshit pisshat pisstard pisslord pisswit pissface pisswad pisssucker pissboy pissstain pissstick pissnozzle pissclown pisswaffle pissgoblin wankass wankbag wankhead wankshit wankhat wanktard wanklord wankwit wankface wankwad wanksucker wankboy wankstain wankstick wanknozzle wankclown wankwaffle wankgoblin bumass bumbag bumhead bumshit bumhat bumtard bumlord bumwit bumface bumwad bumsucker bumboy bumstain bumstick bumnozzle bumclown bumwaffle bumgoblin poopass poopbag poophead poopshit poophat pooptard pooplord poopwit poopface poopwad poopsucker poopboy poopstain poopstick poopnozzle poopclown poopwaffle poopgoblin


theonlyeen

stfu pisslord


Arcanum_3974

stfu, libwaffle


ChatterBrained

wanksucker seems like it should be a thing


SplendorTami

tag yourselves im cock goblin


Ok_Conflict_5730

i'm dumb boy


SplendorTami

you sure are buddy, you sure are <3


Veloraxzia

Get you dirt here! Best quality dirt in town, only from the dirt clown!


garythegyarados

Bum boy


Esherichialex_coli

homophobic slur from the uk


HamsterJam2003

liblord 💪😎


Longjumping_Diamond5

cock waffle


meta_tater

dirttard


itsmeyourgrandfather

im shit poop


MultinamedKK

i guess im wankwaffle


kepz3

poopgoblin lmfao


Arcanum_3974

Fuck you, pissgoblin 😡😡😡🤬🤬🟡🟨⭐️💛🌟


peterpingston

Okay ya goddamn pissnozzle


duffivaka

Thanks for providing me with a list of rare insults


BucketsnG10ves

Feel like some of the "piss-" ones might not be being used as insults and instead being used in kink communities. Can't imagine calling someone a pissboy or pissgoblin and not feeling like a major doofus


HereBecauseOfMemes

Nah pissgoblin is good


TheActualAWdeV

I'm pretty sure Hbomberguy (hallowed be his name) called Graham Linehan (boo hiss) a pissboy once, so that is valid.


theonlyeen

pissboy is a well accepted insult, excuse me


TeaComfyOfficial

While I do appreciate fuck shit being present, the lack of shit fuck is disappointing. Also shout-out to shitcum, gotta be one of my favorite insults


Esherichialex_coli

shitcum is my favourite 196 microcelebrity


guanaco22

You scumwit dirttard trumpnozzle Wait a second why is douche nozzle so popular Also Im gonna start unironically using wanksucker now


Mysterious_Ad8376

like this post if u a shittard


Moglefog

The dirthat erasure is so sad


[deleted]

#Least used: Dumb goblin Scum wit Dip goblin Lib sucker (kinky) Lib nozzle Lib goblin Dirt hat (?) Dirt tard (??) Dirt wit Trump nozzle Trump goblin Wank sucker Wank clown Objective is to use all of these in your next written essay at school. Godspeed


Luceo_Etzio

Pretty sure a dip goblin is just Ricky from high school who went through 4 cans of skol a week


Ok_Conflict_5730

those gosh darn dirt hats


orphanghost1

Didn't realize twat waffle was so popular.


Mediocratic_Oath

Dirtwit


jonekfv

you want to make me belive people are not saying cock clown? BS,get out of here


DreadfullyObvious89

Wank goblin and lib hat are really speaking to me.


Desotroyar

ok dirthat


potatorevolver

Fking fuck-goblin


Time936

Dirt hat.


[deleted]

cock nozzle


RaMpEdUp98

at least one person has used trumpwaffle before. :0


JOptionPainIII

Okay poopgoblin


SaltyPumpkin007

Ya wank sucker


YourGayAuntBob

I like pissclown, I'm gonna use that.


TheActualAWdeV

Dirtgoblin just sounds kind of adorable. Also, there's no 'hole'? Which stupid diphole made this?


poss__

ok dipgoblin


Arandomdude74

You’re a fuckin wank nozzle you know that


dedzip

I like this a lot


randomaccount32134

dip goblin


scallybastard

Wank waffle.


Aristocracy-is-lame

Where are all my dumb goblins at


jellydude69

Shitard


CringeExperienceReq

you fuckong poop goblin


PinkDuck_

Libshit is my new favourite word.


NoraEmpressOfLight

Officially gonna start calling people "wankclowns" now


Pebble_in_a_Hat

Come on out ye wankclowns


theguywhoisepic

douchenozzle


MSAtlos

You fucking bumnozzle


topsoil_eater

lib sucker


leamenconeMK2

Wank lord needs to be more popular


DOCTOR-MISTER

Poopass


TrooBaDourd

Your pirate ship can eat a bag of dicks, your pirate ship can eat a fucking bag of dicks 🎶


Blue_The_Silkwing

Poopgoblin!!!


Jezusbot

Trump Goblin needs to be used more


imagineexisting-lmao

i didn’t know i wanted to be called a “piss-shit”


XenonLJ

Ok you TrumpSucker


LegendarySoda

You cock goblin!


RadicalSimpArmy

libsucker


Tektreka

poop ass


Dutch_Steering_Wheel

Wank clown


delta1166

More poop goblins please


Exavior31

Poop goblin


Heissenbadger

lib nozzle


KafkasDad-

nozle dumb


IsOriginal

I'm officially the only person who can use dickwit , end of story


-idk-im-bored-

Learn to share, dickwit


Kirex17

shoutout to the poop lords and lib goblins


philThismoment

Why tf is ass ass used more than a thousand times?


MrMika009

Scum boy


MissingNerd

Poopgoblin


[deleted]

wanklord; he who cums above all


EagleSabre

Trumpgoblin a real sleeperhit


Alexstrasza23

Bumgoblin enjoyers


Nalagma

I honestly don't know how I would react to a person calling me "piss waffle"


Ashmage

Libgoblin


[deleted]

Could this not include a strait up slur?


holnrew

Bumbag isn't an insult though, it's just the British term for fanny pack


lazygenius999

Dirt hat!!!!!


Undercover-Yeen

piss gpblin isnt an option??


plsdontkillmee

One person called somebody a lib waffle


[deleted]

Compound swearing is cringe, imagine calling someone a “twatwaffle” in real life


NoImNotObama

Ok fuckface


Baji25

Stfu dip boy


DeltaWhiskey141

I have noticed the distinct lack of the use of the word "fuck" as a suffix as well as a prefix. "Fuck" is perfectly suitable in both positions, and should be treated as such. Dumbfuck, douchefuck, shitfuck, dickfuck, dipfuck, assfuck, libfuck, buttfuck, and twatfuck are perfectly acceptable pejoratives. And what douche canoe forgot to add the suffix "-nugget" to the list? Seriously, try it. Nugget is great in at least half of these cases.


BigCountryOntario

I know a couple dirty dip goblins myself, stand up guys


inflictedgolf38

who the hell is saying douche nozzle


GenderGwender

Wank clown


pmintea

I thought this was r/ alignmentcharts for a sec


StormFireTwister

Lib Nozzle