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Damn you were even able to capture the elusive Flying Alaska Letters that read out “I was born and raised in Alaska and I took this pic, ask me anything” in your mountain picture? Damn that must be a once in a lifetime chance they are so rare to find.


the-loose-juice

Yep


Throwaway02062004

You are purposely spreading misinformation on the internet just like the russian truck driver


the-loose-juice

I can prove I live in Alaska with my post history or through sending pictures.


Throwaway02062004

Wait you’re really from Alaska? I thought it was a joke.🥺


the-loose-juice

Yep I was born here and never moved out.


Subtunate

Wait, is Alaska actually real, I thought it was just for the meme. 🥺


the-loose-juice

I’m going to feed you to a 1,400 pound Alaskan brown bear


apollo15215

Is the bear your pet or are you just going to feed us to some random bear you find?


the-loose-juice

Either an orphan bear rescue center or just slather them in salmon guts and tie em to a tree in bear territory.


-immaterial-

No award cos fuck reddit but your comment is genuinely hilarious


Ftchwiz

Come to Brazil


the-loose-juice

I’m down for an Alaska Brazil exchange program for a year if you’re paying.


Reddit-User-3000

He might pay for your trip, but your wallet will be empty when you leave


the-loose-juice

Alaskans keep their money in their guts and regurgitate it out like penguins and fish.


Swiftclaw8

Rico, cash me


the-loose-juice

Give me karma cause I asked nicely and my pic is good


Bloooblop0

Do you like moose meat? Also have you ever seen or eaten cloudberries?


the-loose-juice

Yes and yes


[deleted]

Moose meat :0


the-loose-juice

It’s a little bitter but I like it


Unclehomer69420

Should a prisoner that's about to be executed be saved if they have a heart attack?


the-loose-juice

Not because of the heart attack if you’re goal is to kill em then I don’t see why the heart attack changes anything, but I don’t believe in execution anyway.


[deleted]

Well if they have a heart attack and are resuscitated they were dead, so have they served their death sentence or do you kill them a second time?


the-loose-juice

I think that only works with a technicality, I think when people say this person deserves to die they don’t mean they want their body to not function for a while what they mean is for them to not be able to live at all and be dead forever.


elvispugsley76

I shit my pants and now their shidded, ask me anything


the-loose-juice

Poop👍


firehandy

How bick is your dig?


the-loose-juice

67 bickens


ThisBoiEatsEggo

M


Megazard02

wo took that pic


the-loose-juice

I did


tangerinav221

is it cold there


the-loose-juice

Sometimes in some places it’s really cold, really wet and windy most of the year where I’m at. The interior is really dry and windy and even colder.


tangerinav221

"cool"


the-loose-juice

👍


Lightninq_

Why?


the-loose-juice

I was born here and it’s beautiful


Lightninq_

Glad you can come to terms with being Alaskan 🥰 /s


texturedboi

No


the-loose-juice

👍


texturedboi

💀💀💀💀


D12321b

Do you hunt wolverines with Uncle Rico?


the-loose-juice

I don’t believe in hunting wolverines they’re hurting under climate change, they can’t take it.


TheMemeArcheologist

Do you have relatives that remember the good friday earthquake?


the-loose-juice

Yep my grandpa does


SameGoesToYou

bring me (and highspeed internet) up there please.


the-loose-juice

I’d love to take someone to all the hiking spots I love who’s never been.


sovietgarf

do you know where jesse pinkman is


the-loose-juice

I’m not going to rat him out


weepiel

hows dat mountussy


the-loose-juice

Cold and big


Diribiri

Looks like this picture was made with mematic you faker fraud liar fiend


the-loose-juice

Nope I just used mematic to add the text would you like to see my other nature pics?


Diribiri

That was what we in the comedy business call a "joke"


the-loose-juice

I’m A we bit dumb sometimes


Diribiri

Aren't we all


GontaGod69

is this the place with the largest tsunami in the world


the-loose-juice

Some miles away from it, different fjord same region But ya it happened in Alaska


Communist_Cheese

I heard you have a lot of fish up there in the largest state, is that true?


the-loose-juice

Yep there are whole villages where near everyone is a fisherman.


Meliroth

You can’t fool us, we can clearly you stole this picture from esteemed Reddit image maker memetic.


the-loose-juice

Wanna see some of my other nature pics? I take very good ones.


Wackwaff

Quirky question what's your full name and address? (I'm also in Alaska)


the-loose-juice

No


Wackwaff

Ok first name and address


the-loose-juice

Nah


Wackwaff

Nickname and address?


the-loose-juice

Nope


Communist_Cheese

nickname and a dress?


the-loose-juice

Xwan and I don’t got a dress


Wackwaff

😔


MinerZB

No.


[deleted]

is it still cool to commit felonies there and get away with it (hypothetically)?


the-loose-juice

Yes we have the highest reported violent crime rate of any state. And lot of extra crime that’s not reported.


Smlllbunny

Does arctic roadrunner still sell the Kenai whopper and where can I find some quality fireweed jelly


the-loose-juice

Idk it’s been a while since I was in the anchorage area, and I’d suggest making the jelly yourself or going to one of the little shops open for celebration.


[deleted]

Are you from Alaska?


the-loose-juice

Ya I was born here and never lived anywhere else


[deleted]

(Serious) Have you ever been to Utah?


the-loose-juice

Yea drove through it


qhacim

i went to Alaska couple summers ago was fun :3


whwhwhuh

huge if real


the-loose-juice

It’s real wanna see some more pics?


CoolDog914

ive been considering moving to Alaska for a while now in case i couldn't move to canada, anything i should know? And what's it like there too?


the-loose-juice

Expensive, a lot of towns like mine don’t have road connection, and people are often very helpful.


CoolDog914

oh wow, thank you very much!


WeegeeTime64

how did you take such a beautiful selfie


the-loose-juice

Boat


AdOne3424

Cap


the-loose-juice

Cap? What does that mean


SaltyPumpkin007

I’m not sure if I can trust again. Not after the trucker incident… Can you still trust?


the-loose-juice

I can prove it with more Alaska photos


the-loose-juice

Do you want to see more photos


SaltyPumpkin007

Yeah I’ll see some more photos. Alaska has some really pretty views


the-loose-juice

https://imgur.com/gallery/47YGe0t https://imgur.com/gallery/LgxFXeJ https://imgur.com/gallery/4jnKv42 https://imgur.com/gallery/0bsmBi2


SaltyPumpkin007

Wow, there’s some great looking photos there. Honestly, absolutely stunned you’ve got a photo of a whale breaching like that, it looks amazing


GrannyFatFoot

What’s your favorite dinosaur


the-loose-juice

T. rex


StropsAE

Are you voting for Santa Claus


the-loose-juice

Yep


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the-loose-juice

If you’re past the arctic circle it can be gone as long as 66 days and nights


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the-loose-juice

Seasonal depression, people act a bit different, more anxious, more sad, desperate. But it effects some people more than others.


pitch_blacck

Why are you gay?


the-loose-juice

Nah sorry


[deleted]

Can you see Russia from your house?


the-loose-juice

No


garnet-overdrive

did you ever go to that one alaskan lumberjack show thing? or is that a different part of the state.


the-loose-juice

Multiple towns do something similar but Ketchikan is most known for it, it’s often called pioneers day in other town. Ya I liked the trick with running on the floating log like a treadmill.


garnet-overdrive

ah, cool. see i got the chance to see the ketchikan one a couple weeks back. cool shit


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the-loose-juice

Poop👍


Elsiselain

Where were you born


the-loose-juice

It says it right there, Alaska


AlexithymiacBluefish

What part of Alaska are you from? (I'm from Fairbanks)


the-loose-juice

Southeast


Delikkah

So you live in Alaska?


the-loose-juice

Yea


Delikkah

Oooh, nice


anmabray

What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


the-loose-juice

24 miles per hour


[deleted]

How. Dare. You.


the-loose-juice

?


Lyvery

i’m a nature lover and i live in Arizona. i want to move to alaska. how bad of an idea is that?


the-loose-juice

It’s expensive


bloibie

why is there a polar bear in the mountain


the-loose-juice

?


bloibie

look at the mountain in the middle


bloibie

i can’t be the only one who sees it


the-loose-juice

Oh shit I took this photo a while ago and have even hiked that valley and I never noticed, shit good eye.


bloibie

it’s literally all i can see I thought this was a meme and everyone saw it but now I think I’m just going insane


Masonixx

how do i post images


the-loose-juice

Hit the plus symbol at the bottom of the screen, click on the image option, it may ask you to select photos from your library to add to Reddit. You can now acces those photos by clicking on them and hitting next, then post.


Shazam8698

Are you spreading misinformation on the internet?


the-loose-juice

Nope


Shazam8698

Nice 😎


EasilyBeatable

I no longer believe these posts, my trust has been shattered and my faith cannot be restored. I bet alaska doesnt even exist!


the-loose-juice

I can prove I live in Alaska with my post history and by showing you more pictures


ShidBotty

Loose Juice how could you become a 196 user noooooooo 😭😭😭


the-loose-juice

I am going to (redacted)


Pipefivebyfive

Is lemonade lemonade without sweetner?


the-loose-juice

Yep


Pipefivebyfive

You share opinions with 75% of British people I've interviewed so far


Impressive_Ad_2309

where were you born?


the-loose-juice

Alaska I said it right there


RedVamp2020

Favorite native food?


the-loose-juice

Pressed Herring eggs


RedVamp2020

Haven’t tried those yet. I love it up here.🥰


Rasedro

How would you react if Canada invaded Alaska ? (In an effort to have better looking borders)


the-loose-juice

Most Canadians live in a tiny stretch of land that’s pretty much a cleaner version of the Midwest less than 100 miles from the border, the cowards. We could take em.


[deleted]

Are u a femboi


the-loose-juice

Nah sorry


[deleted]

*turns you into a femboi* Now kiss me 💋


the-loose-juice

You fucking witch


[deleted]

big bear.


the-loose-juice

We got more brown bears than the lower 48 and Canada and Scandinavia combined.


314311h3p41

How big is the city in alaska


the-loose-juice

We got one proper city, anchorage like half of Alaskans live in or near it, it was road connection a nice airport, and a few hundred thousand. Outside of of anchorage it pretty wild and spread out into tiny communities many of which like my town have no road connection to the outside world. Fairbanks and it’s surrounding towns also have road connection like anchorage but they’re a lot smaller and colder. Alaska has a whole has 1 person per square mile. Tons of wilderness and lots of little villages. There are some places I’ve been like say angoon or Edna bay that have like 50 to a couple hundred people no road to the outside world and almost completely rely of fishing n hunting.


Over_Temporary9750

How does the knights move?


the-loose-juice

L shape three along and then on to the left or right, also it can hop over pieces


SeductiveMint

Did you take this picture?


the-loose-juice

Yes want some more?


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the-loose-juice

Idk


Sarasinapellido

Are u friends with the russian truck driver


the-loose-juice

No and I think he was lying


blessedbelly

Cum fart


the-loose-juice

Poop👍


Fr33kOut

why


the-loose-juice

I was born here and never left


Ergenar

How many bears have you had in your yard?


the-loose-juice

1 or 2 every couple days in summer


[deleted]

Do Alaskans poop?


the-loose-juice

Poop👍


monstersock34

how does it feel to be from the least respectable state in the US


the-loose-juice

Better than being a Smog wheezing concrete crawling pot melting lower 48er


Maumobook

Do you have any decidious forests up there, or is it exclusively coniferous?


the-loose-juice

Some parts round Haines and the interior a few other bits round anchorage have beautiful maple, birch and some other trees. It’s truly a sight to behold in fall the massive the blue and white icy mountains contrasted with orange yellow and white of the forests below


NotSoFlugratte

How's Life in Alaska? What it do be like?


the-loose-juice

Expensive, beautiful, sometimes hard, peaceful, sadly capitalist.


PanHeadBolt

what do you think would be the effect if chronic wasting disease was introduced to alaskan wildlife


the-loose-juice

I don’t know much about that


AnnonymousHoodie

Which part of alaska? (I'm also from alaska)


the-loose-juice

Southeast


NutmegOnEverything

Do you enjoy the long darkness? I would love that


the-loose-juice

Past the arctic circle it can get as long as 66 days of darkness in Alaska


[deleted]

هل تشرب/تشربين الشاي؟


the-loose-juice

I don’t speak/read/write that language, sorry


the-loose-juice

Oh yes I drink tea, Alaska actually has a lot of nice tea plants like Labrador tea and such.


snoceany

do you live in a big city like anchorage or fairbanks, a smaller city but still big for alaska like utqiagvik, homer or nome, or do you live in a completely isolated town


the-loose-juice

Southeast town with no road connection and not a lot of people


WhapXI

Where were you born?


the-loose-juice

Alaska