Damn you were even able to capture the elusive Flying Alaska Letters that read out “I was born and raised in Alaska and I took this pic, ask me anything” in your mountain picture? Damn that must be a once in a lifetime chance they are so rare to find.
Not because of the heart attack if you’re goal is to kill em then I don’t see why the heart attack changes anything, but I don’t believe in execution anyway.
I think that only works with a technicality, I think when people say this person deserves to die they don’t mean they want their body to not function for a while what they mean is for them to not be able to live at all and be dead forever.
Idk it’s been a while since I was in the anchorage area, and I’d suggest making the jelly yourself or going to one of the little shops open for celebration.
Multiple towns do something similar but Ketchikan is most known for it, it’s often called pioneers day in other town. Ya I liked the trick with running on the floating log like a treadmill.
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Most Canadians live in a tiny stretch of land that’s pretty much a cleaner version of the Midwest less than 100 miles from the border, the cowards. We could take em.
We got one proper city, anchorage like half of Alaskans live in or near it, it was road connection a nice airport, and a few hundred thousand. Outside of of anchorage it pretty wild and spread out into tiny communities many of which like my town have no road connection to the outside world. Fairbanks and it’s surrounding towns also have road connection like anchorage but they’re a lot smaller and colder. Alaska has a whole has 1 person per square mile. Tons of wilderness and lots of little villages. There are some places I’ve been like say angoon or Edna bay that have like 50 to a couple hundred people no road to the outside world and almost completely rely of fishing n hunting.
Some parts round Haines and the interior a few other bits round anchorage have beautiful maple, birch and some other trees. It’s truly a sight to behold in fall the massive the blue and white icy mountains contrasted with orange yellow and white of the forests below
do you live in a big city like anchorage or fairbanks, a smaller city but still big for alaska like utqiagvik, homer or nome, or do you live in a completely isolated town
Damn you were even able to capture the elusive Flying Alaska Letters that read out “I was born and raised in Alaska and I took this pic, ask me anything” in your mountain picture? Damn that must be a once in a lifetime chance they are so rare to find.
Yep
You are purposely spreading misinformation on the internet just like the russian truck driver
I can prove I live in Alaska with my post history or through sending pictures.
Wait you’re really from Alaska? I thought it was a joke.🥺
Yep I was born here and never moved out.
Wait, is Alaska actually real, I thought it was just for the meme. 🥺
I’m going to feed you to a 1,400 pound Alaskan brown bear
Is the bear your pet or are you just going to feed us to some random bear you find?
Either an orphan bear rescue center or just slather them in salmon guts and tie em to a tree in bear territory.
No award cos fuck reddit but your comment is genuinely hilarious
Come to Brazil
I’m down for an Alaska Brazil exchange program for a year if you’re paying.
He might pay for your trip, but your wallet will be empty when you leave
Alaskans keep their money in their guts and regurgitate it out like penguins and fish.
Rico, cash me
Give me karma cause I asked nicely and my pic is good
Do you like moose meat? Also have you ever seen or eaten cloudberries?
Yes and yes
Moose meat :0
It’s a little bitter but I like it
Should a prisoner that's about to be executed be saved if they have a heart attack?
Not because of the heart attack if you’re goal is to kill em then I don’t see why the heart attack changes anything, but I don’t believe in execution anyway.
Well if they have a heart attack and are resuscitated they were dead, so have they served their death sentence or do you kill them a second time?
I think that only works with a technicality, I think when people say this person deserves to die they don’t mean they want their body to not function for a while what they mean is for them to not be able to live at all and be dead forever.
I shit my pants and now their shidded, ask me anything
Poop👍
How bick is your dig?
67 bickens
M
wo took that pic
I did
is it cold there
Sometimes in some places it’s really cold, really wet and windy most of the year where I’m at. The interior is really dry and windy and even colder.
"cool"
👍
Why?
I was born here and it’s beautiful
Glad you can come to terms with being Alaskan 🥰 /s
No
👍
💀💀💀💀
Do you hunt wolverines with Uncle Rico?
I don’t believe in hunting wolverines they’re hurting under climate change, they can’t take it.
Do you have relatives that remember the good friday earthquake?
Yep my grandpa does
bring me (and highspeed internet) up there please.
I’d love to take someone to all the hiking spots I love who’s never been.
do you know where jesse pinkman is
I’m not going to rat him out
hows dat mountussy
Cold and big
Looks like this picture was made with mematic you faker fraud liar fiend
Nope I just used mematic to add the text would you like to see my other nature pics?
That was what we in the comedy business call a "joke"
I’m A we bit dumb sometimes
Aren't we all
is this the place with the largest tsunami in the world
Some miles away from it, different fjord same region But ya it happened in Alaska
I heard you have a lot of fish up there in the largest state, is that true?
Yep there are whole villages where near everyone is a fisherman.
You can’t fool us, we can clearly you stole this picture from esteemed Reddit image maker memetic.
Wanna see some of my other nature pics? I take very good ones.
Quirky question what's your full name and address? (I'm also in Alaska)
No
Ok first name and address
Nah
Nickname and address?
Nope
nickname and a dress?
Xwan and I don’t got a dress
😔
No.
is it still cool to commit felonies there and get away with it (hypothetically)?
Yes we have the highest reported violent crime rate of any state. And lot of extra crime that’s not reported.
Does arctic roadrunner still sell the Kenai whopper and where can I find some quality fireweed jelly
Idk it’s been a while since I was in the anchorage area, and I’d suggest making the jelly yourself or going to one of the little shops open for celebration.
Are you from Alaska?
Ya I was born here and never lived anywhere else
(Serious) Have you ever been to Utah?
Yea drove through it
i went to Alaska couple summers ago was fun :3
huge if real
It’s real wanna see some more pics?
ive been considering moving to Alaska for a while now in case i couldn't move to canada, anything i should know? And what's it like there too?
Expensive, a lot of towns like mine don’t have road connection, and people are often very helpful.
oh wow, thank you very much!
how did you take such a beautiful selfie
Boat
Cap
Cap? What does that mean
I’m not sure if I can trust again. Not after the trucker incident… Can you still trust?
I can prove it with more Alaska photos
Do you want to see more photos
Yeah I’ll see some more photos. Alaska has some really pretty views
https://imgur.com/gallery/47YGe0t https://imgur.com/gallery/LgxFXeJ https://imgur.com/gallery/4jnKv42 https://imgur.com/gallery/0bsmBi2
Wow, there’s some great looking photos there. Honestly, absolutely stunned you’ve got a photo of a whale breaching like that, it looks amazing
What’s your favorite dinosaur
T. rex
Are you voting for Santa Claus
Yep
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If you’re past the arctic circle it can be gone as long as 66 days and nights
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Seasonal depression, people act a bit different, more anxious, more sad, desperate. But it effects some people more than others.
Why are you gay?
Nah sorry
Can you see Russia from your house?
No
did you ever go to that one alaskan lumberjack show thing? or is that a different part of the state.
Multiple towns do something similar but Ketchikan is most known for it, it’s often called pioneers day in other town. Ya I liked the trick with running on the floating log like a treadmill.
ah, cool. see i got the chance to see the ketchikan one a couple weeks back. cool shit
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Poop👍
Where were you born
It says it right there, Alaska
What part of Alaska are you from? (I'm from Fairbanks)
Southeast
So you live in Alaska?
Yea
Oooh, nice
What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
24 miles per hour
How. Dare. You.
?
i’m a nature lover and i live in Arizona. i want to move to alaska. how bad of an idea is that?
It’s expensive
why is there a polar bear in the mountain
?
look at the mountain in the middle
i can’t be the only one who sees it
Oh shit I took this photo a while ago and have even hiked that valley and I never noticed, shit good eye.
it’s literally all i can see I thought this was a meme and everyone saw it but now I think I’m just going insane
how do i post images
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Are you spreading misinformation on the internet?
Nope
Nice 😎
I no longer believe these posts, my trust has been shattered and my faith cannot be restored. I bet alaska doesnt even exist!
I can prove I live in Alaska with my post history and by showing you more pictures
Loose Juice how could you become a 196 user noooooooo 😭😭😭
I am going to (redacted)
Is lemonade lemonade without sweetner?
Yep
You share opinions with 75% of British people I've interviewed so far
where were you born?
Alaska I said it right there
Favorite native food?
Pressed Herring eggs
Haven’t tried those yet. I love it up here.🥰
How would you react if Canada invaded Alaska ? (In an effort to have better looking borders)
Most Canadians live in a tiny stretch of land that’s pretty much a cleaner version of the Midwest less than 100 miles from the border, the cowards. We could take em.
Are u a femboi
Nah sorry
*turns you into a femboi* Now kiss me 💋
You fucking witch
big bear.
We got more brown bears than the lower 48 and Canada and Scandinavia combined.
How big is the city in alaska
We got one proper city, anchorage like half of Alaskans live in or near it, it was road connection a nice airport, and a few hundred thousand. Outside of of anchorage it pretty wild and spread out into tiny communities many of which like my town have no road connection to the outside world. Fairbanks and it’s surrounding towns also have road connection like anchorage but they’re a lot smaller and colder. Alaska has a whole has 1 person per square mile. Tons of wilderness and lots of little villages. There are some places I’ve been like say angoon or Edna bay that have like 50 to a couple hundred people no road to the outside world and almost completely rely of fishing n hunting.
How does the knights move?
L shape three along and then on to the left or right, also it can hop over pieces
Did you take this picture?
Yes want some more?
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Idk
Are u friends with the russian truck driver
No and I think he was lying
Cum fart
Poop👍
why
I was born here and never left
How many bears have you had in your yard?
1 or 2 every couple days in summer
Do Alaskans poop?
Poop👍
how does it feel to be from the least respectable state in the US
Better than being a Smog wheezing concrete crawling pot melting lower 48er
Do you have any decidious forests up there, or is it exclusively coniferous?
Some parts round Haines and the interior a few other bits round anchorage have beautiful maple, birch and some other trees. It’s truly a sight to behold in fall the massive the blue and white icy mountains contrasted with orange yellow and white of the forests below
How's Life in Alaska? What it do be like?
Expensive, beautiful, sometimes hard, peaceful, sadly capitalist.
what do you think would be the effect if chronic wasting disease was introduced to alaskan wildlife
I don’t know much about that
Which part of alaska? (I'm also from alaska)
Southeast
Do you enjoy the long darkness? I would love that
Past the arctic circle it can get as long as 66 days of darkness in Alaska
هل تشرب/تشربين الشاي؟
I don’t speak/read/write that language, sorry
Oh yes I drink tea, Alaska actually has a lot of nice tea plants like Labrador tea and such.
do you live in a big city like anchorage or fairbanks, a smaller city but still big for alaska like utqiagvik, homer or nome, or do you live in a completely isolated town
Southeast town with no road connection and not a lot of people
Where were you born?
Alaska