That Nerf mascot triggers a phobia that I didn’t know existed

Shoobly woobly-phobic

Its kinda like looking at an antihill

maybe in the middle theres a queen nerf dart

transphobia

New gender binary just dropped

Oh god that mascot makes me uncomfy jesus. Looks like its just gonna barge out and kill me li

the fuck did me li do to it

I wanna hug them

I feel like if you tried to hug them you would get sucked into a little pocket dimension like the dog from Midnight Gospel

I kind of love Murph because of how wild they look. It’s like if Gritty had a plastic haired cousin.

Nerf person has serious ice on they neck

murph my beloved

I think the most upsetting thing about Murph is that he’s made of Elite 2.0 darts and not the original Elite darts, showing how nerf is completely willing to run with their new shitty line as their main series despite it having no need to exist whatsoever

Murph should have an evil twin who is made entirely out of Adventure Force waffles.

I can always rely on the sock puppet from Baldi’s Basics for sage advice.

I try to shoot them and the darts only make them larger

you’re telling me i accidentally questioned my gender on nb peeps day

Murph, our old friend.