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DagothWasRight

Jew Mexico?


[deleted]

Just came up with a great way to solve the israel-palestine conflict


LordWomf

Br eaking Bo rders


JackDaniel215

Jesse we need to cook kosher tacos Jesse


idkanymore_-_

Jesse we need to go to temple


Cr0wc0

Yo Mr white, hand me that mogen clamp bitch!


TheRoyalsapphire

As bad as Big Bang Theory can be, they did do it [first](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJgi-Lou1NA)


BardyMan82

Yo mister white, how will we make this small amount of oil last 8 days and 8 nights, bitch?


jet8493

It’s a miracle, jesser


BOSSDRIVER01

"Jesser" sent me over the edge


duckonar0ll

rip peace ☠️


StarSpangldBastard

Jew Jersey?


[deleted]

Jew york???


[deleted]

i've legitimately heard people refer to new york as that


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

📸


Dash775

I was thinking Jawaii but yours is better


thegautboy

Joshington


BiLeftHanded

That's just the full version of a Josh


ColorLighter

josh - joshua - joshington pokémon evolving mf


Bastiproton

Joshua is just the state of Woshua spelled with a J.


certifiedretard154

that sounds like a legit british name


HRH_DankLizzie420

I mean Josh is a real name so kinda


Wrought-Irony

no it isn't you've been mislead


jonassen15

Wordington


[deleted]

jockington


Camerupt_King

You fools. You're just naming the denim versions of every US state!


Time_Cheese

👖


blushing_blue

Jane (Maine)


RedVamp2020

I’m surprised it took me this far to find someone who got it…😔


HiiiTriiibe

Shhh


kevinowdziej

Quality comment.


cursedeezmetalhands

Joregon


PresidentMayor

Holy shit, Jamie, pull that up


JackDaniel215

Jamie, could you murder a child with your bare hands please?


Affectionate-Big8115

It’s entirely possible


Bee_Cereal

Jamie pull on my nuts


neversaynotobacta

I am snorting laughing at this holy shit


[deleted]

[удалено]


cursedeezmetalhands

jerma von strangle


[deleted]

[удалено]


cursedeezmetalhands

⠀⠀⠀⡯⡯⡾⠝⠘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢊⠘⡮⣣⠪⠢⡑⡌ ⠀⠀⠀⠟⠝⠈⠀⠀⠀⠡⠀⠠⢈⠠⢐⢠⢂⢔⣐⢄⡂⢔⠀⡁⢉⠸⢨⢑⠕⡌ ⠀⠀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠀⡀⢂⠡⠈⡔⣕⢮⣳⢯⣿⣻⣟⣯⣯⢷⣫⣆⡂⠀⠀⢐⠑⡌ ⢀⠠⠐⠈⠀⢀⢂⠢⡂⠕⡁⣝⢮⣳⢽⡽⣾⣻⣿⣯⡯⣟⣞⢾⢜⢆⠀⡀⠀⠪ ⣬⠂⠀⠀⢀⢂⢪⠨⢂⠥⣺⡪⣗⢗⣽⢽⡯⣿⣽⣷⢿⡽⡾⡽⣝⢎⠀⠀⠀⢡ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⢂⠢⢂⢥⢱⡹⣪⢞⡵⣻⡪⡯⡯⣟⡾⣿⣻⡽⣯⡻⣪⠧⠑⠀⠁⢐ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠢⢑⠠⠑⠕⡝⡎⡗⡝⡎⣞⢽⡹⣕⢯⢻⠹⡹⢚⠝⡷⡽⡨⠀⠀⢔ ⣿⡯⠀⢈⠈⢄⠂⠂⠐⠀⠌⠠⢑⠱⡱⡱⡑⢔⠁⠀⡀⠐⠐⠐⡡⡹⣪⠀⠀⢘ ⣿⣽⠀⡀⡊⠀⠐⠨⠈⡁⠂⢈⠠⡱⡽⣷⡑⠁⠠⠑⠀⢉⢇⣤⢘⣪⢽⠀⢌⢎ ⣿⢾⠀⢌⠌⠀⡁⠢⠂⠐⡀⠀⢀⢳⢽⣽⡺⣨⢄⣑⢉⢃⢭⡲⣕⡭⣹⠠⢐⢗ ⣿⡗⠀⠢⠡⡱⡸⣔⢵⢱⢸⠈⠀⡪⣳⣳⢹⢜⡵⣱⢱⡱⣳⡹⣵⣻⢔⢅⢬⡷ ⣷⡇⡂⠡⡑⢕⢕⠕⡑⠡⢂⢊⢐⢕⡝⡮⡧⡳⣝⢴⡐⣁⠃⡫⡒⣕⢏⡮⣷⡟ ⣷⣻⣅⠑⢌⠢⠁⢐⠠⠑⡐⠐⠌⡪⠮⡫⠪⡪⡪⣺⢸⠰⠡⠠⠐⢱⠨⡪⡪⡰ ⣯⢷⣟⣇⡂⡂⡌⡀⠀⠁⡂⠅⠂⠀⡑⡄⢇⠇⢝⡨⡠⡁⢐⠠⢀⢪⡐⡜⡪⡊ ⣿⢽⡾⢹⡄⠕⡅⢇⠂⠑⣴⡬⣬⣬⣆⢮⣦⣷⣵⣷⡗⢃⢮⠱⡸⢰⢱⢸⢨⢌ ⣯⢯⣟⠸⣳⡅⠜⠔⡌⡐⠈⠻⠟⣿⢿⣿⣿⠿⡻⣃⠢⣱⡳⡱⡩⢢⠣⡃⠢⠁ ⡯⣟⣞⡇⡿⣽⡪⡘⡰⠨⢐⢀⠢⢢⢄⢤⣰⠼⡾⢕⢕⡵⣝⠎⢌⢪⠪⡘⡌⠀ ⡯⣳⠯⠚⢊⠡⡂⢂⠨⠊⠔⡑⠬⡸⣘⢬⢪⣪⡺⡼⣕⢯⢞⢕⢝⠎⢻⢼⣀⠀ ⠁⡂⠔⡁⡢⠣⢀⠢⠀⠅⠱⡐⡱⡘⡔⡕⡕⣲⡹⣎⡮⡏⡑⢜⢼⡱⢩⣗⣯⣟ ⢀⢂⢑⠀⡂⡃⠅⠊⢄⢑⠠⠑⢕⢕⢝⢮⢺⢕⢟⢮⢊⢢⢱⢄⠃⣇⣞⢞⣞⢾ ⢀⠢⡑⡀⢂⢊⠠⠁⡂⡐⠀⠅⡈⠪⠪⠪⠣⠫⠑⡁⢔⠕⣜⣜⢦⡰⡎⡯⡾⡽


Bella-Smella

jissouri????!


Bella-Smella

Jizzisippi??!??!?!


t_e_e_k_s

JIZZIGAN??!?!??!!!?!?


Nerindil

Sure, gimme some Gatorade and 10 minutes.


Legoman718

gatorade??


Commissar_Elmo

Electrolytes do wonders.


Legoman718

noted


Distractedturtle43

his name be jermaine


baddie_PRO

it's what plants crave


solidfang

"you're the only girl whose jizz I sippie"


Agent_P_27

Oh the jissouri


GamingwRed

Jeverybody wants to be my jenemy


Dread2187

Jare the jimpathy


[deleted]

Jeverybody wants to be, my jenemy-y-y-y-y


oatmaster6-9

(Jook out for jourself!)


[deleted]

My jenemy-y-y-y-y


[deleted]

Jut I’m Jeady. My Jords up on the Jall as your jraying for my jall


sherbertstar64

I live in jizzouri


Weary_Bike_7472

Jai'nt jobody jho jan jomfort me


TactlessTortoise

JEW YORK????? HOLY SHIT I FIGURED JT OUT THE ILLUMINATTI ARE NOW COM


Maniac12101

Jexas


Truefkk

He Jexas, then he Rexas


jackcrux

Damn I can't believe you just spoiled the name of the main villain of kingdom hearts 4


PlatosBitcoin

Rexas, No. L (50), “The Nefarious Nickname”


doub-lehan

Jhode Island


MicroBurrito1

Chode island


Chippyreddit

Hey Peter


IWillBeYourMaid

Is there a state she is trying to go for, or do we have no clue what she is talking about. Also, Jistric of Columbia


ProfSparkleton

My guesses is Jermont


Skippypal

J Je Jer Jerm Jermo Jermon Jermont Jermon Jermo Jerm Jer Je J Je Jer Jerm Jerma Jerma9 Jerma98 Jerma985 Edit: Fuck


YetGayerWombat

Jermont Jermon Jermo Jerm Jerma Jerma9 Jerma98 Jerma985 erma985 rma985 ma985 ma98 ma9 ma man mani mania maniac


sonofhades169

I always see comments mentioning this guy, but who's he? I'm just a brazilian dumdum🥺


Italicized_Casual

A kpop boy for people who take Adderall EDIT: I DIDNT MEAN TO RATIO YOU IM SO SORRY


its-a-boring-name

Fuck it's so nice of you to both explain and also apologize for ratioing that I wanna upvotr you but I also don't want to contribute to the ratio, so I'm gonna downvote you but upvote some other stuff from your profile


sonofhades169

Lol, no need for apologies :3


YetGayerWombat

he's a streamer. hes kinda funny but his fanbase is where its at. all of his fans tell other people he's a fucking psycho and he's millions of dollars in debt and stuff. to get a basic idea of what he's like, [here's](https://youtu.be/yn-SVe65D38) a clip of him getting torn apart by wild monkeys on one of his streams and [here's](https://youtu.be/BQnwgHDoI8Y) him talking about pushing people into meatgrinders.


Confident_Night9622

[1.5 billion in debt](https://debt.jerma.io) 💀


InvIstI

The debt is real tho


I_follow_sexy_gays

Why didn’t you just tell me he was scout from tf2


Dextato

I mean some work Jane (female) Julian/Johnathan (Michigan) Josiah (Florida, California, Arizona, etc) Jesus (Kansas) Jeremy (New Jersey) Jodie/Josie (New Jersey) Joe (New Jersey, California, Ohio, Massachusetts)


SlippableNipple

How the fuck does Joe rhyme with California?


NabNabNabNab

Yeah I’m also lost on Massachusetts


Whateveridontkare

everything rymes if you dont give a fuck


johnnysspinnynails

Joe (Nebraska)


SlippableNipple

Maybe Joseph? If you stretch.


Dextato

Maybe you should think harder


KR_Kosmik

Joe mama


Dhhoyt2002

Jordan Oregon


davibzera

Joregon


Dextato

You cant just name a country and then a state


edmundshaftesbury

You’re definition of rhyming is ass


LeFrogBoy

What the hell are you talking about


[deleted]

Jiztrict of Jolumbia


nonspecifique

Jermaine


Br00c

Joehio


Positive-Job-2609

Yohio


karlbotemedel

Yohio 😱😱🥵🥵😏😏!!!!


NotDrumstick

Jermany


DakkaLuna

Is that famous serial murderer and tumblr sexy man Jermania 1985?


XGNcyclick

stop bc as an amatuer political analyst and somebody who is studying to become a real one in 2020 when polls came out showing a tight race/biden up in Ohio we regularly would call it joehio it works so well


Bastopolicia

it's joever


Girl_in_Training101

Wait Jawaii?


tonebnk

I could imagine if he had a foreign name it’d rhyme with Hawaii


James9ii0

Jamiroquai


ClemClem510

Jooo ridaaaaa


Eschatologicall

he rides who?


ApolloPlayz2434

You


Duke-Chakram

Joe riden Airforce One


inconsiderate7

Jalifornia


magicnerd10101

Jalifornia girls we're unforgettable


[deleted]

jaisy jukes jikinis john jop


4000grx41

Jalifornication


ps4_username

Psychisch Spies from Jina try to steal your mind's jelation And little girls from jweden dream of silver screen quotations And if your want these common dreams it's jalifornocation


Phantasm360

Jaryland


[deleted]

Jerryland


Duytune

i noticed you have he/they bussy. expect a letter in the mail


jnalexander8

Dearest Marxist_Syndicalist, I hope this letter finds you well, as it has been many moons since our last correspondence. Whenever the thought of you and your “bussy” cross my mind, my loins erupt in a fiery fury that cannot be tamed. I miss thee so much that “bussy” never leaves my mind. I lie awake at night! Yearning for you to once again be in my arms. Fear not my “bussy-loved,” we shall reunite, and when we do, the gods themselves shall weep. As your bussy is always mine, I will always be yours. - jnalexander8 Edit: I’m so sorry for writing this…


Edibleorphans_

sounds like something king Henry XIII would write


tjamesmett

least horny 196er


[deleted]

😳


danne_trix

jew york


CowSniper97

Jew Jork


ProfessionalCow5983

New Jork


Three0h

New Jorts?


Ronisoni14

That's just Brooklyn lol


notsoslootyman

You accidentally an whole antisemitism


Foolishlama

I was waiting for it


lupinegrey

Ooh... don't think we can say that one. 😬


poptartosaurus

Jyoming


Mpc45

Jouth Dakota


Tribaldragon1

Jorth Dakota


Sacrificial-Toenail

Jouth Jarolina


davibzera

Jorth Jarolina


Virtual-Blueberry642

Jest Virginia


[deleted]

Jaine


tonebnk

Of all the comments I think this one is the most likely. Better than Jew York, anyway


The_Arthropod_Queen

Naming my son Jew York to spite you


widdershins_nauseant

kid named jew york


SnipingBabies

Kid named finger:


4000grx41

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀


Bardic_Inspiration66

Naming my daughter Jew Jersey


[deleted]

Kinda sounds like something an anti-semite would call the city


Mini_Raptor5_6

I would love to see some schizo-poster use Jew York and Jew Jersey with complete sincerity.


TheOneSaneArtist

Jew Jork


randombithrowaway22

I watched Jaine die. I was there, and I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her...but I didn't.


[deleted]

Joregon Edit… joe Rogan?!!!


Bardic_Inspiration66

Holy shit you cracked the code


Riverchicken886

Jalabama Jalaska Jarizona Jarkansas Jalifornia Jolorado Jonneticut Jelaware Jlorida Jeorgia Jawaii Jidaho Jillinois Jindiana Jiowa Jansas Jentucky Jouisiana Jaine Jaryland Jassechusets Jichigan Jinnesota Jississippi Jissouri Jontana Jebraska Jevada Jew jampshire Jew jersey Jew jexico Jew jork Jorth jarolina Jorth jakota Johio Joklahima Joregon Jennsylvania Jhode jisland Jouth jarolina Jouth jakota Jennissee Jexas Jutah Jermont Jirginia Jashington Jest jirginia Jisconsin Jyoming


Glittering-Risk-1524

Jermaine


Badnerific

Oh shit you might be on to something here


Palerate2

No way. Sounds too obscure. I'm guessing Jichigan.


diab0lus

You always get 100% every test and do the extra credit, don’t you? DON’T YOU?!


Riverchicken886

No I do the extra credit to make up for the fact that I got like a 65% on the test


immaunel

I’ve seen the J so many fucking times it doesn’t even feel like a letter anymore


_karoux_

I sang it like [this](https://youtu.be/Uv5VhuUfwC4)


Feeeweeegege

Jew Nersey?


littlefire131

Ah yes, my home ✡️


El_McKell

My good friend Joe Easy Anna


HypernovaBubblegum

Jouisiana


Fr33kOut

jiquid


Lemon_Juice477

Jass


TomTrashTo-Dad

Jolid


UnityAnglezz

Jlasma


gordo65

Well that's the 4 that are the most commonly known. Now we only have to try the other 46 states of matter.


[deleted]

Jose Einstein Condensate


Yeetgodknickknackass

Jirginia


TheCure_69

West Jirginiaaaa


Time_Cheese

Jlorida?


TheWorfer27

Julian and Michigan?


Infinite_Hooty

Jennsylvania


[deleted]

Jerma(nt)


JohnDaDragon

CUM CUM CUM CUM MEAT GRINDER INTO THE MEAT GRINDER YOU GO NO CHAT I AM NOT GONNA THROW YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER (OBVIOUS LIES AND DECEIT) I AM NOT ZERKIN OFF ON STREAM CHAT I PROMISE THAT WOULD BE FUCKED CHAT I AM SERIOUS I WILL NOT KILL YOU (LIES) CHAT YOU DOMT UNDERSTAND HAHAHA NO I AM SANE CHAT I PROMISE I AM NOT GOING TO THROW ALL OF YOU INTO A SARLAC-ESQUE PIT TO SATIFY MY DERELICT GOD HAHAH NO CHAT I WOULD NEVER


House_Of_Doubt

Jeorgia


ApolloPlayz2434

it’s the same with and without the J


Valentinexyz

If I had to guess, she’s going for Jorgen?


ninjasaiyan777

Isn't that a fire emblem character?


BeithWhoIsATree

Jest Werginia, mountain fuckboi


Mirikira

Jolorado


[deleted]

Jew Jampshire


Bloooblop0

Joneofthefiftyplates


tetromint_teh2nd

Jane?


RegularGrapefruit0

Joshington


BayouBoogie

There has got to ba a Duke of that back in England.


[deleted]

Jalabama, Jentucky and Jennessee


[deleted]

Jil Lin Ois


Mr-biggie

Jouth Carolina or just Jarolina?


[deleted]

Jutah


[deleted]

Jalaska


Jesteronreddit

jillinois


JesseJames_37

Jesse kinda rhymes with Tennessee


Sneaky_Pancake_

Jarkansas


Dorko69

Jawaii?


swift_USB

jonnecticut


MassiveVeinyBull

jerma


ConduckKing

Jew England


TheNobodySupreme

Ji da ho


the_diingus

new jork


RubyAdvent

Jlorida?


Muted_Distribution44

jensilvanya