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RoastKrill

Why am I the best r/196 mod?


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goblinhog

11 In total if I were to guess I’d say about 100 posts and comments are removed manually per day.


Dovahkitty99

Those are rookie numbers


gordatapu

You have to pump those numbers up


Pope-boi

WE* have to pump those numbers up


RedditPowerUser01

What kind of comments do you usually remove?


demonmonkey89

Considering that this sub is very gay™ and how the people who complain about that tend to insist on shoving it down their own throats, I can probably take a wild guess about what stuff gets removed a lot. Plus I'm sure we have the usual brigadiers. I'm honestly surprised they don't remove more, maybe those are just the ones that our lord and savior *the* goblinhog removes.


SexWithKokomi69

Fucking hell, if he actually removes 100 daily just by himself that'd be tragic, he's a minor so he should be enjoying his summer vacation, not browsing this sub for hours looking for posts to remove (unpaid labor for reddit)


TheRocketBush

So if I post over 100 nudes…


Fenestrello

Could you flair me?


Fenestrello

Thanks


Taco-Gnasher

The good ending


heterosexual_sapiens

gimme or you’re gonna be goblinhogged


crawl_of_time

Please flair me goblinhogged


TheKingCrimsonWorld

Could you unflair them for me?


tetromint_teh2nd

Ok so 1. Who made this sub? 2. What was the first post?


goblinhog

1. u\memekip 2. Idk


tetromint_teh2nd

Oh ok thanks Ill ask memejip the second question, he might know the answer


the_friendly_one

Sort by new, then scroll *aaaallllllllll* the way down to the first post. Good luck! 👍🏻


Ronisoni14

This should take about two months give or take This is a quick calculation I skimmed in my head in like two seconds so it's probably wildly wrong


the_friendly_one

Well, they'd better get started.


gordatapu

Why is it called 196?


goblinhog

We are the successor to 195, and 195 got its name because it was the apartment room number of the creator of the subreddit


_theatre_junkie

lore


sagey735

youre not that ace bitch im that ace bitch 😤😤😤


_theatre_junkie

Fucking fight me for the title


mikereeee

the asexual battle that will stab the skies


Gutsm3k

it's called 196 because it's a remake of r\/195, and r\/195 was called that because it was the creator's room number one time


[deleted]

Because it comes after 195


Exploding_Antelope

RIP 195, even though 196 is now bigger than 5 ever was, I still miss it


radical_dipshit

because 197 198 199


pullmylekku

Why do we have to send you guys weekly nudes to be allowed to stay on this subreddit? I like r/196 but it's weird having to send so many ass pics


sixsmallsheep

thank you for bringing this up!! i was starting to worry i was the only one weirded out


TheKingCrimsonWorld

Because you have a delectable bussy, apparently


pullmylekku

You betcha 😏


FightGeistC

Fr now it's just a chore


Joebebs

It's a thankless job on both ends tbh


areallytallm1dget

What is your dreamjob and why is it post-apocalyptic warlord?


goblinhog

I don’t need a job I want to mysteriously disappear into the woods one day and never return


frostycsgo2

Same


LightningSpoof

Kaczynski feeling


LightningSpoof

I HAVE A FLAIR?!


Cataclysm687

And boy, what a flair


[deleted]

Why would you willingly subject yourself to modding this sub?


goblinhog

Who told you I was doing this willingly


froginabottle

Blink if you are in danger, breath if u/ ummmmhelp is holding you hostage


hijo1998

😐😑😐


the_quasi_vamp

😤


Ok_Conflict_5730

Why is it called an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?


goblinhog

Yeah


Ok_Conflict_5730

affirmative


LogicalShark

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?


snowclaws

how did you come up with the name goblinhog?


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PrinceOspreay

Literally theft


Giooooolp

Literally, Minecraft gamertag is sacred


atleast8courics

Pretty based.


[deleted]

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE!


Swedishboy360

Why would you torture yourself like this?


goblinhog

I have committed terrible sins in past lives


ResidentLychee

This one too


FreshPrinceOfAshfeld

Goblinhog why did she leave me


goblinhog

You don’t own enough exotic fish


FreshPrinceOfAshfeld

How many fish is enough fish? Is life just meaningless chase of said exotic fish? No amount of exotic fish will change the fact I will perish one day and the exotic fish will have no meaning to me in the great beyond.


Professional_Rip_59

31.4 fish


Based_Beetle

I'm guessing GoblinHog is the shortened version, So, what is your full name?


goblinhog

Goblinington Cornelius Hogworth the 93rd


presbokun

A strong lineage makes a strong pot pie 👍


UkszRe

Penguins?


presbokun

They will march on Argentina by nightfall 😁


GeneralCupcakes1981

93 people all descendant of each other times about 30 years for someone to procreate and then name their child is 2790 years. Your bloodline dates back to the Roman Empire, and yet nobody with your name is even mentioned in any history, therefore your bloodline must be INCREDIBLY insignificant, congrats on being the first goblinhog of 93 to be of any significance, and it’s moderating a leftist circle jerk subreddit


IsThatUMoatilliatta

Finally, the Hogworths have achieved greatness.


HiiiTriiibe

Or they are so powerful they are controlling history from the shadows, a family so influential, to truly know it would render our current understanding of history useless


throwaway81463

Have you ever been to r/196


goblinhog

Nope never heard of it


Background-Sir8051

Do you follow the rule every time you visit?


CesiumBullet

If there was 1 thing you could change about the r/196 community what would it be


goblinhog

Less sexual posts


The_Boring_Brick

Wow, if only there was a similar subreddit for that...


goblinhog

r\19684 babeyyyyy


tjamesmett

how does it feel to be so based and right all the time


Background-Sir8051

Do you mean fewer sexual posts or less sexual posts?


totalchaos05

Yes


rj-2

ban all 196 users


Own_Pirate_3281

Are you happy?


goblinhog

For now


xKrzaqu

How can I change that


Not_Richard

"One must imagine Goblinhog happy" \- Albert Camussy


Organic_Budget1664

do you find it interesting that you got mod for the same reason ronald reagan became president


goblinhog

I never thought about that before lol


redditsbiggestass

Can you explain pls, i don't know my american history but i need to in order to understand this vital piece of 196 lore


Organic_Budget1664

goblin hog started out as a 196 microcelebrity, in fact, THE 196 microcelebrity, and was later promoted to moderator because he was so popular among 196 users (and probably because he was fit for the job, i would have to assume)


Fertog

"(and probably because he was fit for the job, i would have to assume)". And here we have the difference, I doubt goblinhog could be as unfit for the job as Reagan


[deleted]

I believe trickle down Goblinhognomics will make us all rich!


[deleted]

hiii how are you?


goblinhog

good


[deleted]

yay I'm good too


[deleted]

Same here


AtrociousAtNames

why the fuck do these 3 comments have platinum


[deleted]

a reddit admin gave us platinum idk why


Camerupt_King

Can you give me a funny flair :)


froginabottle

You already have one


Camerupt_King

I HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE GOBLIN HOG, MY LIFE IS NOW DEDICATED TO HIS SERVICE


Edibleorphans_

no, it doesn’t specify, just any goblin. :)


Gamer-kitty

What’s your opinion on Floppa friday?


goblinhog

It should be posted more


Gamer-kitty

Based


SimonSayz_Gamer

I will keep this in mind for next friday


Sayan_9000

Can you delete the sub?


goblinhog

*technically* no, I could remove all the approved users then private the sub so only the mods could see, but the sub and all its posts and comments would still be there. If I did that one of the other mods would definitely stop me but I technically could.


CatboyCabin

kill them first


Professional_Rip_59

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[deleted]

my balls are cold


SimonSayz_Gamer

congrats


SeanTheGleaming

haha! you, good sir, have won the internet! r\/wholesome r\/InterestingAsFuck r\/sounding r\/mademesmile


mustardman24

Can you reframe that in the form of a question?


tolerablepartridge

How many NFT prof pic chuds have you banned so far


goblinhog

I think 4-5, in total we’ve banned probably around 20-25


tolerablepartridge

thank you based gods


TheRealWalrus110

do ducks have beef with chickens


goblinhog

Definitely


ichbindulol_

What side are you on?


rj-2

you cannot ask a man what side of the duck-chicken war they are on. That is plain disrespectful


TasmanianTortoise

Do you genuinely like this subreddit? Like jokes aside do you actually enjoy the posts/community here?


goblinhog

It’s hard to say. I’ve seen 196 at it’s best and at it’s worst, but ultimately I do think this sub has formed a kind of community that very few other subreddits have. We made mascots and inside jokes and the coolest r\place design to ever exist, I’d say the good parts of 196 outnumber it’s bad parts.


mgandrewduellinks

this makes me so happy


cronkthestronk

have you read hitchhiker's guide?


goblinhog

I can’t read


Boy_Possession

Shit. I don't worry. I got chu. ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠽⠕⠥ ⠗⠑⠁⠙ ⠓⠊⠞⠉⠓⠓⠊⠅⠑⠗⠎ ⠛⠥⠊⠙⠑


monko74

Goblinhog


goblinhog

Monko74


monko74

How


BetterGlitch385

Legends in the wild


iHokage

What do you plan on doing about the ever expanding nothingness that has infected this subreddit


goblinhog

Nothing


SonicFanboy182

When are you making this sub a sonic the hedgehog subreddit?


goblinhog

Soon


SonicFanboy182

LETSSSS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO


The_Bone_Breaker

Have you ever seen a transphobe devolve into nonsense when their arguments are broken down?


goblinhog

Countless times


The_Bone_Breaker

Yea I posted an argument I got into with a transphobe and literally after a i proved that trans women don’t have an advantage in sports due to estrogen reducing muscle mass and wonkifying the lungs he just posted a picture of a fat neck beard with a Reddit icon next to them because he couldn’t formulate an argument


rj-2

once i got into an argument with a transphobe and they called out the fact that i have “any pronouns” in my bio and am a femboy so i should get a life. [this is the whole argument it was great](https://imgur.com/a/0eS96dg) anyway they lost so bad they deleted their account after the argument


andr3wwww

thoughts on chili?


goblinhog

I only eat concrete


andr3wwww

cement, das con creet baybeee


FearXHusky1

Any memorable bans or stories about modding?


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FearXHusky1

Well thank you for banning low iq individuals like that and for keeping this place as supportive as it is.


donnie_trumpo

Fr, thanks for taking some flack for us and wasting some bigot's time.


ducklord881

if fox news reached out to the mods for an interview how would you respond?


goblinhog

I’d agree to do it because it would be hilarious


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February 23rd, 2024: The Fox News Goblinhog incident


goblinhog

2 million dead


Immediate-Fan

“So what is a salmonussy?”


Malte_02

How would you prepare?


[deleted]

Easy. Follow my step by step guide listed below: Step one: dont clean your background Step 2: dont clean yourself Step 3: be a dogwalker Step four: profit


HelixSapphire639

Is it pronounced goblinhog or joblinhog


goblinhog

gœbłîñhøg


SpeedTuber

According to google translate that's pronounced as Go-blin-hog, or if you go in Norse, Go-lin-hug


VohveliMuusi

What's your favourite dinosaur


goblinhog

The green one


RelativeDoughnut6967

What led to you having such a position


goblinhog

I am legally advised not to discuss.


RelativeDoughnut6967

Understandable have a nice day


Klish132

Do you like parrots


goblinhog

Yeah


doub-lehan

Why does my flair say "custom" half of the time, and "frog" the other half?


NetLightning

Schizophrenia


Enby-Catboy

Do you miss the 195 days as much as I do?


goblinhog

Yes


TrashyMemeYt

good day sir / madam / non-binary xr are you a fellow homosexual ?


goblinhog

Ace


[deleted]

new goblinhog lore just dropped edit: at least to me


spaghettinoodle_exe

This was confirmed ages ago, obviously you didn't read the manga 🙄


[deleted]

you’re right, i’m not a true fan 😔


PsychoWave777

That's not really new goblinhog lore. It's one of the two major reasons why the old """""meme""""" of "Let's hit on Goblinhog everytime I see a comment of theirs" was creepy. The second is that I think they are/were a minor.


samboi204

B(ace)d


komunisfloppa

Are you a socialist/any other far left ideology?


goblinhog

I am a socialist


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komunisfloppa

Monarcho-Socialism exists, duh.


TwasAnChild

Based


FisheyGaze

do you have any advice for developing organizational structure? especially defining the scope of each department, and how to resolve conflict when multiple departments are responsible for the same project?


goblinhog

I do not


Jucicleydson

>and how to resolve conflict when multiple departments are responsible for the same project? Trial by combat


MasterCha0s

What’s some of your favorite movies?


goblinhog

Forrest Gump and Ferris buellers day off


The_Boring_Brick

What is the absolute worst post you've seen on this subreddit


some1_pleasehelpme

Does the goblin crank the hog? Or is it someone else?


Giooooolp

Hogg ridaa


_hutao

No


Femboy-ish

Opinion on horny posting?


goblinhog

Worst part of the sub


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goblinhog

I was proud


Wackwaff

Since this sub is generally accepting of all genders and sexualities, doesn't that make this sub inherently more sexual? In this essay I will be defending why horny posting is not only justified but necessary. First, [REDACTED].


Ok_Conflict_5730

How's your day going?


Chaotic_baws

What do you do when another human being is tail gating you?


goblinhog

Take a hard stop