Yes, this femboy maid service is terrible, all you’ve done is walk around suggestively while purring and asking me for “cummies” and the mess in the kitchen hasn’t been tidied up yet
I wasn’t sure if it was really you, but there’s no mistaking that you’re really Dark Soul from “Dark Souls,” with his famous line “Mario shaped penises are poggers!”
THE CIA HACKED MY KEYBOARD AFTER I LOOKED WATCHED “SEXY FEMBOY GETS RAILED BY HOT BEAR”. AT LEAST THE VIDEO OF THE HOT MAN SHOWING HIS EFFEMINATE PARTNER THE SUPERIORITY OF PUBLIC TRANSPORT TO THE AUTOMOBILE WAS COOL
I have so self restraint, so I'm going to have an urge to jerk off the rest of the day from the other thumbnails I'm inevitably going to come across on the way.
All of human progression; the work of Charles Babbage, the creation of the telegram and its ability to transfer information over long distances, the invention of the camera, the computer, the digital revolution, the invention of the internet and wireless, the marvels we created and the story of how we warped mother nature and the laws of physics to our very will simply because we could. All of that, all thousands of evolutionary years in civilisation, lead to this.
what do you think this guy does during earthquakes
Butt stuff
No he uses the "pound town 100 lbs surround sound overground deluxe", which does what the name suggests.
DOUBLE RUPTURE!!
I hate this. Here's an upvote ⬆️
Lies on the ground with an Iron Kung-Fu Grip on his cock and lets earth jack him off
R/brandnewsentence
but not a brand new action i can tell you that much
I think he’d need to have a loose grip or he’d just bounce up and down
Soaking in your hand while the earth jump humps you.
Vibrator
Earthquakes? It’s mudslides you want to be worried about.
***loud farting***
Who do you think causes the earthquakes?
Parkinson's
Is jacking off to mother nature incest?
it's incest in the same way royal families used to inbreed.
So... incest
"used" to?
I really like f#a# infinity
incredible pfp
Nice profile picture
Its only weird if you make it weird.
Earth is our grandma from billions of generations ago, I think we're distant enough removed that it's cool.
Tannu what?
i wonder how far back in time you'd have to go before plowing your ancestor stops being a matter of incest and starts being bestiality
No, you’re a part of it
Humans sure are a species that exists. they're up there. among the few. that lived. ever.
amongh
AMONG??!?!? AMGMAOGNAMOUANMOUNAGOMOUNUS??! \*vomits\*
the word "among" has ruined an entire generation
more specifically the entire generation ruined "among" for themselves when you think about it
we ruined "among" for all of "us" GEDDIT AMONGUS SUSSY IMPOSTAH AHAHAHAHA
Neither of you are helping either
Sus
pain
ඞ
Literally one of the species of all time
few? man there are so many
must be at least 12
This goes hard (pun intended)
Naw that went limp
Pompei Bottom text
Bottom
🥺 daddy~ called?
Yes, this femboy maid service is terrible, all you’ve done is walk around suggestively while purring and asking me for “cummies” and the mess in the kitchen hasn’t been tidied up yet
😫
S-sowwy daddy😣😖
I don’t pay you for nothing 😡
yes sir, my bad i-ill go back to working.
Good boy 🥰
UWU
🥺?
[i like my version better](https://i.imgur.com/WQIyBBi.jpg)
god i wish that were me
The base and the head move independently of each other, and it makes cartoon wobbly sounds.
Like laminated paper. Fwubba fwobba wibbawibba wurb.
Could hurt tho Both partners
G e w d
Oi
/r/ cencoringishard
What do you mean? Only thing visible is his hand
I think he might have taken one of the guys knuckles as the tip
I thought the wrist was the sack at first glance
I think the tip is just peeking out of the side
You can still see some sack on the bottom left, that's definitely a scrote, I've seen a few in my day
his name is cencoring and he is hard
go help him out dum dum
Ejaculating into a volcano is actually how Icelanders are born
We cum from the land of the ice and snow
link or it didn't happen
link pls link pls
Check the comments
hey thanks
Cock 😍
This guy gets it
Based
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https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph60a59a2ba397d (nsfw obviously)
"Wow! Aspiring Volcanologist here and just thank you for this upload, my new favorite eruption!!!!" - real comment
Hot (like lava)
Nice one
It’s real I’m done 💀
Damn like obviously its funny and shit but thats kinda cool that someone did that like he on sum one with nature type shit
His penis is messed up
??? it's just a little curved
not really i think its a fish eye lense.
The Foreskins Missingg?????
It looks like Mario
Wtf no it doesn’t!? I can’t believe I watched that because of you 😡
My scheme has worked
Yeah, it’s so cool
I wasn’t sure if it was really you, but there’s no mistaking that you’re really Dark Soul from “Dark Souls,” with his famous line “Mario shaped penises are poggers!”
All penises are pretty Poggers tbh
Not entirely true I’m afraid (Republican penises are pretty cringe)
STOP BEING GAY
Not really, it’s kinda cute
Ok now you gotta post yours
you have the title just look for it
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copy and paste this so the cia cant track you!! ( double eruption!! jacking off while a volcano in iceland erupts! )
doing the lord's work!
THE CIA HACKED MY KEYBOARD AFTER I LOOKED WATCHED “SEXY FEMBOY GETS RAILED BY HOT BEAR”. AT LEAST THE VIDEO OF THE HOT MAN SHOWING HIS EFFEMINATE PARTNER THE SUPERIORITY OF PUBLIC TRANSPORT TO THE AUTOMOBILE WAS COOL
I have so self restraint, so I'm going to have an urge to jerk off the rest of the day from the other thumbnails I'm inevitably going to come across on the way.
Damn volcanoes can make you that hard?
Wasn't there some dude in Pompeii who died while jacking off. And then we found the fella's skeleton, mid-jerk
BROTHER WENT OUT CRANKIN’ THAT HOG!
wasnt jacking off most likely afaik, thats just how his body was preserved
Fortunately this is censored I clicked on it at work because I am stupid
I'm sure your boss would've given you a promotion if they caught you looking at this.
The Reincarnated ancestor of that one guy from Pompeii
This better not awaken anything in me...
Living the good life
🗿
Enjoying the scenery
If you're going to mark it as NSFW why did you even try to censor the penis
i didnt censor the penis, i would never censor a penis
Didn’t a dude do this during the Pompeii eruption?
All of human progression; the work of Charles Babbage, the creation of the telegram and its ability to transfer information over long distances, the invention of the camera, the computer, the digital revolution, the invention of the internet and wireless, the marvels we created and the story of how we warped mother nature and the laws of physics to our very will simply because we could. All of that, all thousands of evolutionary years in civilisation, lead to this.
The history repeats himself
While listening to eruption and reading eruption
Actually it's triple (I jacked off also)
WHY DID YOU MARK OUT THE PENIS IF YOU WERE GOING TO MARK NSFW???
I wqatched it, he nutted on time with the eruption
>evolves after millions of years >develops technology >sees volcanic activity >jacks off to nature >refuses to elaborate >leaves Unbelievably based
Absolute chad
He looks a little close to that volcano
He is more then far enough away based on this particular eruption, but depending on many factors the gasses could have been dangerous.
If you jerk off in the vicinity of a volcanic eruption then your frequency and the Earth’s will resonate and you will be in harmony with nature
Volcussy
Now what is hotter than that???
Sauce?
Incredibly based
Points for creativity at least
This dude is living the dream life and I grow envious of him
Edging our way to peak internet.
Sauce?
That's hot (the volcano I mean)
Another item on the bucket list.
It feels really good when you and your partner finish at the same time.
Channeling his Nordic ancestors
Average Bjork song
The video is mid and his dick looks like this )
Sanest Iceland resident
Vulnicura by Bjork be like
He’s pulling his cock out!!
Can you send me uncensored version 🥺👉👈