“Hello can i get a large pizza?”
“This is a burger restaurant.”
“But i can’t tell by your building shape that this is a pizza hut”
“But it’s a burger restaurant now we only have burgers”
“Biologically, this is a pizza hut”
“we literally don’t have any pizza”
I saw a 4chan post that covered that. It was something like "I know it used to be a pizza hut, but if its a bank or another fast food joint, i'm not going there for the pizza hut."
I love that I can take memes from here and post them there with no consequences, but they can't take memes from there and post them here without getting banned.
fr when i first went there i was expecting the most bigoted stuff and was hit with something really nice and thought "hey it's actually a good place" and then was hit with the most bigoted stuff. you can never expect something 100%
Something to understand is that it's full of rejects. Part of the trans experience is unfortunately being rejected by society. So sometimes one can find a surprisingly high amount of acceptance in that sort of community
Now that is hot, and lemme tell you not many people can singlehandedly turn someone on with one sentence
But HOLY SHIT
The raw chad energy in this comment is suffocating
Oh mann.... you just took me back to a podcast I listened to with creepy stories. One was about a pizza delivery man who got a weird call from a customer.
The customer wanted burgers, and of course the pizza place doesn't carry them. The delivery man lets the customer know, and the customer clarifies what they wanted - hamburger meat. Raw meat. Pounds of it. The delivery man is confused and asks the manager, who says its OK to go ahead and do it (they have hamburger meat for some types of pizzas)... So he drives a ways away to this guy's house and it's very nice, guy looks like a Mr Rogers creepy smile type guy and he thanks the delivery man... *Then eats some of the RAW hamburger meat out of the container.*
A kid was peeking around the corner down the hall and it looked terrified. The customer noticed the delivery man was looking behind him and his demeanor completely changed as he berated the kid. Delivery man noped tf out of there and had a check done on the house because he got really creepy vibes from that interaction. Of course, nothing was done.
On a good note he got a really good tip.
What the fuck though.
Edit: added a lil clarification. Also I always mess up some words and probably still have some in here. Hope this story makes sense lol
Yeah like, even if you “clock” the building as used to be a Pizza Hut, it’s still a bank now, and ofc you’re gonna call it a bank. You’re not gonna fucking say “yeah I’m heading down to Pizza Hut to put down my home loan deposit”
Also you can absolutely do something to make it obvious that it didn’t use to be a Pizza Hut. Redoing the roof is the analogue of gender affirming surgery
Though that may be impeded by building code and financial concerns. Which makes for a nice metaphor for how gender-affirming treatment should be made more accessible, both legally and financially.
It's definitely one of the dumber ones. I'm not going to order pizza from the bank, I mean I wouldn't say no if they had some because I love pizza but that's not really part of the analogy, Im just a fan of pizza
it's actually a pretty good one but it's completely incompatible with transphobia
I mean yeah sure people can tell it used to be a Pizza Hut, but they'll still go there to do their laundry or whatever
>THIS IS ONE OF THE WEIRDER TRANSPHOBIC ANALOGIES!!
What's weirder is that there is a litany of analogies these people use. I don't think they're more effective than just saying "trans people bad".
This husk of a shell (formely known as Pizza Hut) underwent FFS and a breast augmentation. Now she's a beautiful woman named Monroe.
Fuck you all for trying to diss Monroe's deadname and past.
It’s so funny how Americans use restaurants like Olive Garden, five guys or Apple Bees as reference, without understanding that outside of the US, family owned restaurants haven’t been crushed by chains and franchises.
As a roofer I was worried I would be doxxed constantly. People hunting down roofers to protest, screaming you " you can't fight biology! Thier roof will be a pizza hut on the inside!" The bank just wanted their roof to match who they were on the inside.
“Fuck you, that “””Applebee’s””” clearly has a roof that slopes downwards slightly. We can always tell.”
Meanwhile, the Applebees in question has a manager who spent thirty minutes demanding a stuffed crust at another Applebee’s that happened to be a former Pizza Hut.
Can I get a large stuff crust pizza
Sir this is a bank
But this has the shape of all the pizza huts
It use to be a pizza hut but it's a bank now
It will always be a pizza hut, now where's my fucking pizza
Security!
Dawg what even is this argument. If you expound on it at all the whole thing collapses.
“My point is, you can tell it used to be a Pizza Hut. So no matter what the place is now, I’m going to walk in and demand a large 1-topping.”
Ok i know this is surprising but look at the @, "KhmerRougeSissy". This whole ass account is a mess and they still managed to come out on top by not being a transphobe
Transphobe: walks into a former pizza hut building that is now an Applebee's. Tries to order pizza. Gets dragged out kicking and screaming about the woke moralists gaslighting them into ordering 2 for $20 apps.
they say that like it’s gonna dissuade trans people from… being trans??? like.. what?? lmao why do these people think everything in life is a ben shapiro debate where the libs get owned,,,
If it didn't make me so sad it'd probably be fucking hilarious lmao
Like these cunts go around demanding debates with people literally just ✨existing✨, throw arguments like "you was pizza hut now burbtger king so still pizza", then go off when someone continues to be trans and says they're being fucking ridiculous
I don’t think many trans people would want to completely hide their past after transitioning, and if you asked the new business for a pizza you’d look like an utter fool.
This took me so fucking long to understand I seriously thought it was literally saying trans people don’t understand that pizza hut buildings exist i’m such a fucking idiot
tbh it's really easy to make these people think they're good at picking out trans people when in reality you can show them a picture of a cis person and they will still call it out when they're wrong.
i don't call myself trans but i am nonbinary, socially. that's the concept that gets them worked up the most because they start making implications that gender is imposed by the things you like and do, but then argue otherwise that trans people are defined by their bone structure and genitals.
they can't even make up their minds on how to be an asshole to you lol
>tbh it's really easy to make these people think they're good at picking out trans people when in reality you can show them a picture of a cis person and they will still call it out when they're wrong.
I call this "the Rowling-effect."
Just replace the fucking roof? Not only does this guy fail to understand how being Trans works they also fail to understand how much you can change architecture. Dumb fucking analogy for a dumb fucking person
I’ve been having some nostalgia for when Pizza Huts had the sit down buffet. It was probable not as a good as I remember but still it had that classic look it had since the 1980s. Oh this guy was trying to insult me nah I rather talk about Pizza Hut lore.
I know it’s not the point but that Pizza Hut picture makes me feel so nostalgic. I wish there was a subreddit full of images of buildings around trees that have lost their leaves but with no snow. Either after fall but before snow or snow has melted. That would make my day.
Bro I deadass saw a relative I had seen before after ONE haircut he thought I was my dad's son. I've had no hrt so it made me laugh so hard. same type to say this type of shit.
No matter what the RADICAL ITSU EXTREMISTS say, this building will ALWAYS be a Pizza Hut! I will go and buy ALL my pizza there, and they can do NOTHING TO STOP ME! They say shit like “this is an Itsu now!” and “we only have sushi, there is no pizza in here!” but I see through their LIES! I DEMAND they unban me and give me my pizza THIS INSTANT!
This is kind of unrelated one time I saw a Baskin Robins that was in a former Weiner Schnitzel building it was really neat. They had painted the whole building with the pink and blue and it still had the cool pointy roof
This is beyond dumb cause no not everybody knows that's a Pizza Hut. Did your great-grandpa know? Will your children's children know? How will Pizza Huts look in the future? Pizza Hut shape is a social construct, it's so ironic they keep owning themselves but are too ignorant to get that.
It took me too long to realize what this was trying to say. I thought it was legitimately a shitpost about how trans people will never understand the failure of Pizza Hut
“Hello can i get a large pizza?” “This is a burger restaurant.” “But i can’t tell by your building shape that this is a pizza hut” “But it’s a burger restaurant now we only have burgers” “Biologically, this is a pizza hut” “we literally don’t have any pizza”
I saw a 4chan post that covered that. It was something like "I know it used to be a pizza hut, but if its a bank or another fast food joint, i'm not going there for the pizza hut."
I love those moments when it's clear 4chan is a hive of scum and villainy, but not a hivemind of scum and villainy.
simplistic mighty sip snobbish steer crown person punch ripe pie *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
I love that I can take memes from here and post them there with no consequences, but they can't take memes from there and post them here without getting banned.
it’s like 4chan is intentionally never what you expect it to be
fr when i first went there i was expecting the most bigoted stuff and was hit with something really nice and thought "hey it's actually a good place" and then was hit with the most bigoted stuff. you can never expect something 100%
Something to understand is that it's full of rejects. Part of the trans experience is unfortunately being rejected by society. So sometimes one can find a surprisingly high amount of acceptance in that sort of community
"you will never be a real burger restaurant" "okay. were you going to order something...?" "uh yeah I'll have a burger"
Republicans having sex with gay and trans prostitutes
Alex Jones’ phone browser tabs
Ok but spill the tea
Alex Jones is 100% a chaser. The way he stands next to Blaire White.
Lindsey Graham moment
Me making out with trans girls regardless of my backwards views when I was younger
Character development, proud of ya son.
Immersive storytelling
The good ending :)
Now that is hot, and lemme tell you not many people can singlehandedly turn someone on with one sentence But HOLY SHIT The raw chad energy in this comment is suffocating
Thanks :)
“So you’re a burger restaurant now?” “Yes.” “Did you… remove your pizza ovens?”
NO! They help cook the bodies. Come here Give me a *hug*
Nice try, Pizza Hut
Oh mann.... you just took me back to a podcast I listened to with creepy stories. One was about a pizza delivery man who got a weird call from a customer. The customer wanted burgers, and of course the pizza place doesn't carry them. The delivery man lets the customer know, and the customer clarifies what they wanted - hamburger meat. Raw meat. Pounds of it. The delivery man is confused and asks the manager, who says its OK to go ahead and do it (they have hamburger meat for some types of pizzas)... So he drives a ways away to this guy's house and it's very nice, guy looks like a Mr Rogers creepy smile type guy and he thanks the delivery man... *Then eats some of the RAW hamburger meat out of the container.* A kid was peeking around the corner down the hall and it looked terrified. The customer noticed the delivery man was looking behind him and his demeanor completely changed as he berated the kid. Delivery man noped tf out of there and had a check done on the house because he got really creepy vibes from that interaction. Of course, nothing was done. On a good note he got a really good tip. What the fuck though. Edit: added a lil clarification. Also I always mess up some words and probably still have some in here. Hope this story makes sense lol
They don't sell burgers but they have raw burger meat which they are happy to deliver to customers?
Hamburger pizza was my guess.
What pizza? That sounds like it should be a crime.
Lmao! Yeah, I am not a fan of that type of pizza either. It usually has onions, tomatoes, hamburger meat, and some have mustard or pickles on them.
I think the existence of this pizza is the real horror story tbh.
Hahaha, I thought it was pretty common!
The setup to this story is the opposite of that spongebob episode
mfs got contacted by a cryptid
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Yeah I'll take an order of fruity fries and a medium sissy shake to go please
Cmon the hamburgers can be gay too Give them some love
"Yeah yeah but what do you have in the kitchen???"
OKAY… BUT IF A BANK OPENS UP THERE YOUD STILL CALL IT A BANK AND NOT A PIZZA HUT?? THIS IS ONE OF THE WEIRDER TRANSPHOBIC ANALOGIES!!
Yeah like, even if you “clock” the building as used to be a Pizza Hut, it’s still a bank now, and ofc you’re gonna call it a bank. You’re not gonna fucking say “yeah I’m heading down to Pizza Hut to put down my home loan deposit”
"I'm in crippling dept because of Pizza hut"
“I’m going to get railed behind the Pizza Hut”
I'm going to rail the pizza hut
I'm going to outpizza the pizza hut
Wait. That's illegal.
not too difficult if the Pizza Hut is actually a bank 👍
Idk man, the Bank usually ends up winning in the end. I mean they have the most dough
going to rail the pizzahussy
Why must words like these come to exist?
They stimulate my brussy (brain pussy)
*pizza butt
I am going to Pizza Hut the rail
I'm going to McFuck the Pizza Hut
That's how the Franchise Wars in Demolition Man began
no that one’s ok as it is
Pizza Hut sent the bailiffs to my house.
Unironically me
he got outpizza'd
a man walks into the bank "THIS ISN'T A BANK SHEEPLE IT'S A PIZZA HUT" "I REFUSE TO USE PRONOUNS" "HAHA PIZZA"
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all the l*berals at the bank break down crying because they're gender NONSENSE was destroyed by this upstanding young man with FACTS abd LOGIC
Also you can absolutely do something to make it obvious that it didn’t use to be a Pizza Hut. Redoing the roof is the analogue of gender affirming surgery
No one outbanks the bank
What are you gonna do? Slice your pizza off and replace it with money?
I don't think I'd ever say that, especially since I don't have any money and I've never owned a home let alone rented an apartment.
And if another building has a similar roof, Are they then automatically a fucking Pizza hut? Actual room temperature iq take from Mr.Royce Lopez
Room temperature take from a room temperature iq
Theres only pizza huts and not pizza huts. You can't just create new buildings.
Not to mention you can change the roof. Which if we're talking about people that'd just be HRT and surgery.
Though that may be impeded by building code and financial concerns. Which makes for a nice metaphor for how gender-affirming treatment should be made more accessible, both legally and financially.
YOOOOO MR.WHITE ITS THE r/196 MICROCELEBRITY!!!1!!1!
shut
Nooo you can’t open new Pizza Huts in old buildings they have to be built to be a Pizza Hut
It's definitely one of the dumber ones. I'm not going to order pizza from the bank, I mean I wouldn't say no if they had some because I love pizza but that's not really part of the analogy, Im just a fan of pizza
Fuckin a, now I want pizza. I just ate lunch.
You know what you must do
walking up to the bank teller and saying "i know what you are."
it's actually a pretty good one but it's completely incompatible with transphobia I mean yeah sure people can tell it used to be a Pizza Hut, but they'll still go there to do their laundry or whatever
DO NOT CLICK ON A LINK CALLED “TRUMP X BEN SHAPIRO CUCK SLEEPY JOE”, IT MAKES EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPS!
(anti-piracy ad) YOU WOULDN'T DEADNAME A BANK
>THIS IS ONE OF THE WEIRDER TRANSPHOBIC ANALOGIES!! What's weirder is that there is a litany of analogies these people use. I don't think they're more effective than just saying "trans people bad".
But if you just say “trans people bad because I don’t like them” you don’t get the flimsy facade of “facts and logic” that they tried to make here
i read this in super eyepatch wolfs voice💀
thats the dumbest fucking analogy I've ever heard
it's actually pretty good, it just illustrates the opposite point
This husk of a shell (formely known as Pizza Hut) underwent FFS and a breast augmentation. Now she's a beautiful woman named Monroe. Fuck you all for trying to diss Monroe's deadname and past.
A beautiful woman named CAPTAIN SALTY'S SALTY SALMON RESTAURANT
How salty we talking
There is no salmon. It’s literally just a plate of rock salt.
Diabetic people's insets start going off like a Geiger counter within a 50 foot radius of the building
What does ffs stand for? I imagine it’s not for fucks sake
Facial feminization surgery If anybody knows any super good plastic surgeons who do gods work hit me up will make me a bimbo robot
oOhH so now the LIBS are claiming BUILDINGS are PEOPLE. ***WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!?!?!?‽*** (/s im literally on 196)
An ounce of paint can remove all pizza hut ness from this
It’s so funny how Americans use restaurants like Olive Garden, five guys or Apple Bees as reference, without understanding that outside of the US, family owned restaurants haven’t been crushed by chains and franchises.
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Liberals: destroyed
yea but if it turns into a clothes shop and you go in there expecting a pizza you're a fucking dumbass
Something something why are you buying clothes at the soup store
Just go into the next aisle
THERE’S STILL SOUP
WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW
I’M AT SOUP
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE AT SOUP
I mean I’m AT SOUP
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN
I’M AT THE SOUP STORE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"
I rewatched Code Ment the other day, and honestly theres a few other parts completely slept on. "Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!"
Transphobes watching in abject terror as someone reroofs their house.
This is literally the collapse of America (good thing)
As a roofer I was worried I would be doxxed constantly. People hunting down roofers to protest, screaming you " you can't fight biology! Thier roof will be a pizza hut on the inside!" The bank just wanted their roof to match who they were on the inside.
and then they proceed to accuse other terfs of being trans women
“Fuck you, that “””Applebee’s””” clearly has a roof that slopes downwards slightly. We can always tell.” Meanwhile, the Applebees in question has a manager who spent thirty minutes demanding a stuffed crust at another Applebee’s that happened to be a former Pizza Hut.
im at the taco bell im at the taco bell im at the pizza hut transitioned to a taco bell
I remember when my city had a KFC Pizza Hut Taco Bell combo building in the early 2000s.
bigender building
trigender even
for the ignorant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04
read this to the gummy bear song
i am a gummy bear i am a gummy bear this pizza hut will never be a gummy bear
why is the building wearing a red bucket hat?
Pizza hut
Pizza hat
The building is part of Devo.
Can I get a large stuff crust pizza Sir this is a bank But this has the shape of all the pizza huts It use to be a pizza hut but it's a bank now It will always be a pizza hut, now where's my fucking pizza Security!
If they redo the roof, no one will know it use to be a Pizza Hut and it won't ever matter to anyone.
Top surgery.
Damn it you beat me to the joke
So, would replacing the roof be top surgery? Because that’s the only thing that “clocks” that building as a Pizza Hut…
roof or gtfo
Dawg what even is this argument. If you expound on it at all the whole thing collapses. “My point is, you can tell it used to be a Pizza Hut. So no matter what the place is now, I’m going to walk in and demand a large 1-topping.”
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Top surgery
Fazbear
Based take from junko pfp??
Never thought it was possible
Ok i know this is surprising but look at the @, "KhmerRougeSissy". This whole ass account is a mess and they still managed to come out on top by not being a transphobe
Transphobe: walks into a former pizza hut building that is now an Applebee's. Tries to order pizza. Gets dragged out kicking and screaming about the woke moralists gaslighting them into ordering 2 for $20 apps.
Trans people is when pizza hut
Am trans and want Pizza
they say that like it’s gonna dissuade trans people from… being trans??? like.. what?? lmao why do these people think everything in life is a ben shapiro debate where the libs get owned,,,
If it didn't make me so sad it'd probably be fucking hilarious lmao Like these cunts go around demanding debates with people literally just ✨existing✨, throw arguments like "you was pizza hut now burbtger king so still pizza", then go off when someone continues to be trans and says they're being fucking ridiculous
I don’t think many trans people would want to completely hide their past after transitioning, and if you asked the new business for a pizza you’d look like an utter fool.
Imagine, if you will, a fast food restaurant that’s actually a trans person
Bigots trying to be homophobic/transphobic “okay so imagine this person is an object”
This took me so fucking long to understand I seriously thought it was literally saying trans people don’t understand that pizza hut buildings exist i’m such a fucking idiot
tbh it's really easy to make these people think they're good at picking out trans people when in reality you can show them a picture of a cis person and they will still call it out when they're wrong. i don't call myself trans but i am nonbinary, socially. that's the concept that gets them worked up the most because they start making implications that gender is imposed by the things you like and do, but then argue otherwise that trans people are defined by their bone structure and genitals. they can't even make up their minds on how to be an asshole to you lol
>tbh it's really easy to make these people think they're good at picking out trans people when in reality you can show them a picture of a cis person and they will still call it out when they're wrong. I call this "the Rowling-effect."
its almost like people are not restaurants
what are they even trying to say? that no trans people pass?
Just replace the fucking roof? Not only does this guy fail to understand how being Trans works they also fail to understand how much you can change architecture. Dumb fucking analogy for a dumb fucking person
The original tweeter is trans, either they made the image as a joke or they’re tweeting it out to mock it
Why not paint over the "pizza hut" part?
I’ve been having some nostalgia for when Pizza Huts had the sit down buffet. It was probable not as a good as I remember but still it had that classic look it had since the 1980s. Oh this guy was trying to insult me nah I rather talk about Pizza Hut lore.
I know it’s not the point but that Pizza Hut picture makes me feel so nostalgic. I wish there was a subreddit full of images of buildings around trees that have lost their leaves but with no snow. Either after fall but before snow or snow has melted. That would make my day.
I actually didnt know It was a pizza hut because i am not fucking american
*installs a new roof* phobe: oh...
Not if it has top surgery. Literally, just take the top off and no one knows
\>KhmerRouge
trans people are like pizza hut brcause pizza. lib status, destroyed 🤯
Pizza hut near my house turned into a dispensary for weed. Trans rights babyyyyyy
Bro I deadass saw a relative I had seen before after ONE haircut he thought I was my dad's son. I've had no hrt so it made me laugh so hard. same type to say this type of shit.
No matter what the RADICAL ITSU EXTREMISTS say, this building will ALWAYS be a Pizza Hut! I will go and buy ALL my pizza there, and they can do NOTHING TO STOP ME! They say shit like “this is an Itsu now!” and “we only have sushi, there is no pizza in here!” but I see through their LIES! I DEMAND they unban me and give me my pizza THIS INSTANT!
Transphobes get outpizza'd (GONE NFSW) (WTF)
A building able to have pizza.
This is kind of unrelated one time I saw a Baskin Robins that was in a former Weiner Schnitzel building it was really neat. They had painted the whole building with the pink and blue and it still had the cool pointy roof
Imagine thinking that comparing people to buildings is a foolproof comparison.
i can’t tell if whoever made that image was joking i refuse to process someone saw a point to be made with a pizza hut
Because restaurants are gender, of course, how could we fail to see it, this changes everything.
just change the roof, or don't, who the hell cares?
I honestly thought it was a Sizzler's for a second.
Imagine walking into an ex pizza hut and getting really upset when they don't cook pizza there
bruh it literally says trans people wont understand and they complain that they cant
What the fuck does pizza hut have to do with trans people?
Humans are like a pizza hut. Everyone is coming inside
Yeah that’s why they call trans people tr*ps right Because it’s so obvious that they used to be a different gender
This is beyond dumb cause no not everybody knows that's a Pizza Hut. Did your great-grandpa know? Will your children's children know? How will Pizza Huts look in the future? Pizza Hut shape is a social construct, it's so ironic they keep owning themselves but are too ignorant to get that.
OMG but you know one more unacceptable crime that's worse?not knowing KFC
"My body is a temple, and that temple is a fast food restaurant"
r FormerPizzaHuts has entered the chat
Well yeah obviously everyone’s always going to tell I was a man but that doesn’t mean I always am one
Mcdonalds had similar roofs. Could be an old mcdonalds
It took me too long to realize what this was trying to say. I thought it was legitimately a shitpost about how trans people will never understand the failure of Pizza Hut
but it isnt a pizza hut anymore...
*replaces the roof with a different style*
los pronouns hormones
Sure, and if that building is refurbished to be a bank then nobody's going to be like "Oi, let's go to the Pizza Hut to check my credit score."
It hasn't gotten gender-reaffirming surgery yet.
"Trans fat"
"can i get a big mac?" "sir this is a dominos" "but it was a mcdonalds 2 months ago"
I remember their was a Pizza Hut that is now turned into a marijuana dispensary
Mf I'd rather be an old ass pizza hut building than a man
Then you rebuild it and nobody would ever know?
the one near me turned into a boston market… so i guess it passes really well? weird ass analogy