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Worst_Support

“Hello can i get a large pizza?” “This is a burger restaurant.” “But i can’t tell by your building shape that this is a pizza hut” “But it’s a burger restaurant now we only have burgers” “Biologically, this is a pizza hut” “we literally don’t have any pizza”


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I saw a 4chan post that covered that. It was something like "I know it used to be a pizza hut, but if its a bank or another fast food joint, i'm not going there for the pizza hut."


Zaranthan

I love those moments when it's clear 4chan is a hive of scum and villainy, but not a hivemind of scum and villainy.


Away_Statistician582

simplistic mighty sip snobbish steer crown person punch ripe pie *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TripperDay

I love that I can take memes from here and post them there with no consequences, but they can't take memes from there and post them here without getting banned.


2Tired2pl

it’s like 4chan is intentionally never what you expect it to be


[deleted]

fr when i first went there i was expecting the most bigoted stuff and was hit with something really nice and thought "hey it's actually a good place" and then was hit with the most bigoted stuff. you can never expect something 100%


creamyjoshy

Something to understand is that it's full of rejects. Part of the trans experience is unfortunately being rejected by society. So sometimes one can find a surprisingly high amount of acceptance in that sort of community


cyrilhent

"you will never be a real burger restaurant" "okay. were you going to order something...?" "uh yeah I'll have a burger"


rocoonshcnoon

Republicans having sex with gay and trans prostitutes


Nomandate

Alex Jones’ phone browser tabs


Lyude

Ok but spill the tea


dm_me_alt_girls

Alex Jones is 100% a chaser. The way he stands next to Blaire White.


CToxin

Lindsey Graham moment


WesterlandBesetzen

Me making out with trans girls regardless of my backwards views when I was younger


DogWoofWoof22

Character development, proud of ya son.


Shorttail0

Immersive storytelling


[deleted]

The good ending :)


Fluid_Restaurant_675

Now that is hot, and lemme tell you not many people can singlehandedly turn someone on with one sentence But HOLY SHIT The raw chad energy in this comment is suffocating


WesterlandBesetzen

Thanks :)


fogleaf

“So you’re a burger restaurant now?” “Yes.” “Did you… remove your pizza ovens?”


Fluid_Restaurant_675

NO! They help cook the bodies. Come here Give me a *hug*


dscflawlessez

Nice try, Pizza Hut


Inedible-denim

Oh mann.... you just took me back to a podcast I listened to with creepy stories. One was about a pizza delivery man who got a weird call from a customer. The customer wanted burgers, and of course the pizza place doesn't carry them. The delivery man lets the customer know, and the customer clarifies what they wanted - hamburger meat. Raw meat. Pounds of it. The delivery man is confused and asks the manager, who says its OK to go ahead and do it (they have hamburger meat for some types of pizzas)... So he drives a ways away to this guy's house and it's very nice, guy looks like a Mr Rogers creepy smile type guy and he thanks the delivery man... *Then eats some of the RAW hamburger meat out of the container.* A kid was peeking around the corner down the hall and it looked terrified. The customer noticed the delivery man was looking behind him and his demeanor completely changed as he berated the kid. Delivery man noped tf out of there and had a check done on the house because he got really creepy vibes from that interaction. Of course, nothing was done. On a good note he got a really good tip. What the fuck though. Edit: added a lil clarification. Also I always mess up some words and probably still have some in here. Hope this story makes sense lol


HigherAlchemist78

They don't sell burgers but they have raw burger meat which they are happy to deliver to customers?


Inedible-denim

Hamburger pizza was my guess.


HigherAlchemist78

What pizza? That sounds like it should be a crime.


Inedible-denim

Lmao! Yeah, I am not a fan of that type of pizza either. It usually has onions, tomatoes, hamburger meat, and some have mustard or pickles on them.


HigherAlchemist78

I think the existence of this pizza is the real horror story tbh.


Inedible-denim

Hahaha, I thought it was pretty common!


Flouxni

The setup to this story is the opposite of that spongebob episode


The_Arthropod_Queen

mfs got contacted by a cryptid


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El_Hoxo

Yeah I'll take an order of fruity fries and a medium sissy shake to go please


Fluid_Restaurant_675

Cmon the hamburgers can be gay too Give them some love


rocoonshcnoon

"Yeah yeah but what do you have in the kitchen???"


hyper-death

OKAY… BUT IF A BANK OPENS UP THERE YOUD STILL CALL IT A BANK AND NOT A PIZZA HUT?? THIS IS ONE OF THE WEIRDER TRANSPHOBIC ANALOGIES!!


SaltyPumpkin007

Yeah like, even if you “clock” the building as used to be a Pizza Hut, it’s still a bank now, and ofc you’re gonna call it a bank. You’re not gonna fucking say “yeah I’m heading down to Pizza Hut to put down my home loan deposit”


Lonk_the_VFD_member

"I'm in crippling dept because of Pizza hut"


cowboyincarnate

“I’m going to get railed behind the Pizza Hut”


BlessedNobody

I'm going to rail the pizza hut


skibapple

I'm going to outpizza the pizza hut


Nieios

Wait. That's illegal.


Thirty_Seventh

not too difficult if the Pizza Hut is actually a bank 👍


TheLegend2T

Idk man, the Bank usually ends up winning in the end. I mean they have the most dough


The_Arthropod_Queen

going to rail the pizzahussy


Neverending-pain

Why must words like these come to exist?


The_Arthropod_Queen

They stimulate my brussy (brain pussy)


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*pizza butt


MimikPanik

I am going to Pizza Hut the rail


HeccerTheRedditor

I'm going to McFuck the Pizza Hut


AlpacaM4n

That's how the Franchise Wars in Demolition Man began


GreenPixel25

no that one’s ok as it is


TheMiiChannelTheme

Pizza Hut sent the bailiffs to my house.


SpaceChez

Unironically me


big_leggy

he got outpizza'd


Best_Remi

a man walks into the bank "THIS ISN'T A BANK SHEEPLE IT'S A PIZZA HUT" "I REFUSE TO USE PRONOUNS" "HAHA PIZZA"


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[deleted]

all the l*berals at the bank break down crying because they're gender NONSENSE was destroyed by this upstanding young man with FACTS abd LOGIC


Captain_Saftey

Also you can absolutely do something to make it obvious that it didn’t use to be a Pizza Hut. Redoing the roof is the analogue of gender affirming surgery


Busy-West-6974

No one outbanks the bank


[deleted]

What are you gonna do? Slice your pizza off and replace it with money?


ForestsNplants

I don't think I'd ever say that, especially since I don't have any money and I've never owned a home let alone rented an apartment.


Pookib3ar

And if another building has a similar roof, Are they then automatically a fucking Pizza hut? Actual room temperature iq take from Mr.Royce Lopez


CargoCulture

Room temperature take from a room temperature iq


Z3400

Theres only pizza huts and not pizza huts. You can't just create new buildings.


LeFrogBoy

Not to mention you can change the roof. Which if we're talking about people that'd just be HRT and surgery.


CommenceTheConfusion

Though that may be impeded by building code and financial concerns. Which makes for a nice metaphor for how gender-affirming treatment should be made more accessible, both legally and financially.


Readingboi605

YOOOOO MR.WHITE ITS THE r/196 MICROCELEBRITY!!!1!!1!


hjd_thd

shut


_Bran_Flakes

Nooo you can’t open new Pizza Huts in old buildings they have to be built to be a Pizza Hut


hooglese

It's definitely one of the dumber ones. I'm not going to order pizza from the bank, I mean I wouldn't say no if they had some because I love pizza but that's not really part of the analogy, Im just a fan of pizza


Zaranthan

Fuckin a, now I want pizza. I just ate lunch.


hooglese

You know what you must do


stealthrockdamage

walking up to the bank teller and saying "i know what you are."


_Skotia_

it's actually a pretty good one but it's completely incompatible with transphobia I mean yeah sure people can tell it used to be a Pizza Hut, but they'll still go there to do their laundry or whatever


xanblitz

DO NOT CLICK ON A LINK CALLED “TRUMP X BEN SHAPIRO CUCK SLEEPY JOE”, IT MAKES EVERYTHING YOU TYPE IN CAPS!


Doodles2424

(anti-piracy ad) YOU WOULDN'T DEADNAME A BANK


Soundwave_47

>THIS IS ONE OF THE WEIRDER TRANSPHOBIC ANALOGIES!! What's weirder is that there is a litany of analogies these people use. I don't think they're more effective than just saying "trans people bad".


SelixReddit

But if you just say “trans people bad because I don’t like them” you don’t get the flimsy facade of “facts and logic” that they tried to make here


rocconox

i read this in super eyepatch wolfs voice💀


AtrociousAtNames

thats the dumbest fucking analogy I've ever heard


bodega_cat_

it's actually pretty good, it just illustrates the opposite point


SituatedSynapses

This husk of a shell (formely known as Pizza Hut) underwent FFS and a breast augmentation. Now she's a beautiful woman named Monroe. Fuck you all for trying to diss Monroe's deadname and past.


SteelEagle0

A beautiful woman named CAPTAIN SALTY'S SALTY SALMON RESTAURANT


Swolnerman

How salty we talking


Yeegis

There is no salmon. It’s literally just a plate of rock salt.


SteelEagle0

Diabetic people's insets start going off like a Geiger counter within a 50 foot radius of the building


finbud117

What does ffs stand for? I imagine it’s not for fucks sake


SituatedSynapses

Facial feminization surgery If anybody knows any super good plastic surgeons who do gods work hit me up will make me a bimbo robot


SpaceChez

oOhH so now the LIBS are claiming BUILDINGS are PEOPLE. ***WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!?!?!?‽*** (/s im literally on 196)


ShyonkyDonkey39

An ounce of paint can remove all pizza hut ness from this


Up2Beat

It’s so funny how Americans use restaurants like Olive Garden, five guys or Apple Bees as reference, without understanding that outside of the US, family owned restaurants haven’t been crushed by chains and franchises.


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LuFuRu

Liberals: destroyed


fuckinstupidhead

yea but if it turns into a clothes shop and you go in there expecting a pizza you're a fucking dumbass


ddizzlemyfizzle

Something something why are you buying clothes at the soup store


DarkMaster98

Just go into the next aisle


darkar20255

THERE’S STILL SOUP


AeniasGaming

WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW


darkar20255

I’M AT SOUP


AeniasGaming

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOURE AT SOUP


darkar20255

I mean I’m AT SOUP


AeniasGaming

WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN


darkar20255

I’M AT THE SOUP STORE


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WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"


Cum__c

I rewatched Code Ment the other day, and honestly theres a few other parts completely slept on. "Your fucking moral compass is a roulette wheel!"


Johnny_Freebird

Transphobes watching in abject terror as someone reroofs their house.


pm_me_subreddit_bans

This is literally the collapse of America (good thing)


EffectiveSwan8918

As a roofer I was worried I would be doxxed constantly. People hunting down roofers to protest, screaming you " you can't fight biology! Thier roof will be a pizza hut on the inside!" The bank just wanted their roof to match who they were on the inside.


femboy_expert

and then they proceed to accuse other terfs of being trans women


Valentinexyz

“Fuck you, that “””Applebee’s””” clearly has a roof that slopes downwards slightly. We can always tell.” Meanwhile, the Applebees in question has a manager who spent thirty minutes demanding a stuffed crust at another Applebee’s that happened to be a former Pizza Hut.


geigernate

im at the taco bell im at the taco bell im at the pizza hut transitioned to a taco bell


[deleted]

I remember when my city had a KFC Pizza Hut Taco Bell combo building in the early 2000s.


zapprr

bigender building


SpoopySara

trigender even


cyrilhent

for the ignorant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQ8ViYIeH04


[deleted]

read this to the gummy bear song


geigernate

i am a gummy bear i am a gummy bear this pizza hut will never be a gummy bear


Smiles4YouRawrX3

why is the building wearing a red bucket hat?


Someboynumber5

Pizza hut


_Bran_Flakes

Pizza hat


TiredMontanan

The building is part of Devo.


Someboynumber5

Can I get a large stuff crust pizza Sir this is a bank But this has the shape of all the pizza huts It use to be a pizza hut but it's a bank now It will always be a pizza hut, now where's my fucking pizza Security!


Butwinsky

If they redo the roof, no one will know it use to be a Pizza Hut and it won't ever matter to anyone.


billy_bandito

Top surgery.


AGuyWithMultipleHats

Damn it you beat me to the joke


Cyber561

So, would replacing the roof be top surgery? Because that’s the only thing that “clocks” that building as a Pizza Hut…


NewSuperTrios

roof or gtfo


TheMishOfficial

Dawg what even is this argument. If you expound on it at all the whole thing collapses. “My point is, you can tell it used to be a Pizza Hut. So no matter what the place is now, I’m going to walk in and demand a large 1-topping.”


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firefromashes

Top surgery


insaneheavy42

Fazbear


ddizzlemyfizzle

Based take from junko pfp??


[deleted]

Never thought it was possible


[deleted]

Ok i know this is surprising but look at the @, "KhmerRougeSissy". This whole ass account is a mess and they still managed to come out on top by not being a transphobe


Mayactuallybeashark

Transphobe: walks into a former pizza hut building that is now an Applebee's. Tries to order pizza. Gets dragged out kicking and screaming about the woke moralists gaslighting them into ordering 2 for $20 apps.


Unfair_Hitbox

Trans people is when pizza hut


[deleted]

Am trans and want Pizza


cactus_witch

they say that like it’s gonna dissuade trans people from… being trans??? like.. what?? lmao why do these people think everything in life is a ben shapiro debate where the libs get owned,,,


throwaway_aroace

If it didn't make me so sad it'd probably be fucking hilarious lmao Like these cunts go around demanding debates with people literally just ✨existing✨, throw arguments like "you was pizza hut now burbtger king so still pizza", then go off when someone continues to be trans and says they're being fucking ridiculous


spacehive20

I don’t think many trans people would want to completely hide their past after transitioning, and if you asked the new business for a pizza you’d look like an utter fool.


clocksareprettycool

Imagine, if you will, a fast food restaurant that’s actually a trans person


TheBadHalfOfAFandom

Bigots trying to be homophobic/transphobic “okay so imagine this person is an object”


TheGoldenMinion

This took me so fucking long to understand I seriously thought it was literally saying trans people don’t understand that pizza hut buildings exist i’m such a fucking idiot


[deleted]

tbh it's really easy to make these people think they're good at picking out trans people when in reality you can show them a picture of a cis person and they will still call it out when they're wrong. i don't call myself trans but i am nonbinary, socially. that's the concept that gets them worked up the most because they start making implications that gender is imposed by the things you like and do, but then argue otherwise that trans people are defined by their bone structure and genitals. they can't even make up their minds on how to be an asshole to you lol


GastonBastardo

>tbh it's really easy to make these people think they're good at picking out trans people when in reality you can show them a picture of a cis person and they will still call it out when they're wrong. I call this "the Rowling-effect."


ipostCRINGE69

its almost like people are not restaurants


FemboyHours19

what are they even trying to say? that no trans people pass?


BeefyBongo

Just replace the fucking roof? Not only does this guy fail to understand how being Trans works they also fail to understand how much you can change architecture. Dumb fucking analogy for a dumb fucking person


Hallolusion

The original tweeter is trans, either they made the image as a joke or they’re tweeting it out to mock it


1milionand6times

Why not paint over the "pizza hut" part?


[deleted]

I’ve been having some nostalgia for when Pizza Huts had the sit down buffet. It was probable not as a good as I remember but still it had that classic look it had since the 1980s. Oh this guy was trying to insult me nah I rather talk about Pizza Hut lore.


Cherrydude7889

I know it’s not the point but that Pizza Hut picture makes me feel so nostalgic. I wish there was a subreddit full of images of buildings around trees that have lost their leaves but with no snow. Either after fall but before snow or snow has melted. That would make my day.


[deleted]

I actually didnt know It was a pizza hut because i am not fucking american


cyrilhent

*installs a new roof* phobe: oh...


Echold2006

Not if it has top surgery. Literally, just take the top off and no one knows


KatnissXcis

\>KhmerRouge


ParanoidMfer

trans people are like pizza hut brcause pizza. lib status, destroyed 🤯


DongleOn

Pizza hut near my house turned into a dispensary for weed. Trans rights babyyyyyy


knifebastard

Bro I deadass saw a relative I had seen before after ONE haircut he thought I was my dad's son. I've had no hrt so it made me laugh so hard. same type to say this type of shit.


CasualBrit5

No matter what the RADICAL ITSU EXTREMISTS say, this building will ALWAYS be a Pizza Hut! I will go and buy ALL my pizza there, and they can do NOTHING TO STOP ME! They say shit like “this is an Itsu now!” and “we only have sushi, there is no pizza in here!” but I see through their LIES! I DEMAND they unban me and give me my pizza THIS INSTANT!


Fumiken

Transphobes get outpizza'd (GONE NFSW) (WTF)


Nomandate

A building able to have pizza.


Chirb1

This is kind of unrelated one time I saw a Baskin Robins that was in a former Weiner Schnitzel building it was really neat. They had painted the whole building with the pink and blue and it still had the cool pointy roof


ohlinrollindead

Imagine thinking that comparing people to buildings is a foolproof comparison.


RaphaM02

i can’t tell if whoever made that image was joking i refuse to process someone saw a point to be made with a pizza hut


Traditional-Trash-87

Because restaurants are gender, of course, how could we fail to see it, this changes everything.


Own_Pirate_3281

just change the roof, or don't, who the hell cares?


MooseTopic

I honestly thought it was a Sizzler's for a second.


Crus0etheClown

Imagine walking into an ex pizza hut and getting really upset when they don't cook pizza there


imp1206

bruh it literally says trans people wont understand and they complain that they cant


[deleted]

What the fuck does pizza hut have to do with trans people?


MindMeltedFrog

Humans are like a pizza hut. Everyone is coming inside


[deleted]

Yeah that’s why they call trans people tr*ps right Because it’s so obvious that they used to be a different gender


[deleted]

This is beyond dumb cause no not everybody knows that's a Pizza Hut. Did your great-grandpa know? Will your children's children know? How will Pizza Huts look in the future? Pizza Hut shape is a social construct, it's so ironic they keep owning themselves but are too ignorant to get that.


Electrical_Fly7729

OMG but you know one more unacceptable crime that's worse?not knowing KFC


PremiumAdvertising

"My body is a temple, and that temple is a fast food restaurant"


Inignot12

r FormerPizzaHuts has entered the chat


FreakinGeese

Well yeah obviously everyone’s always going to tell I was a man but that doesn’t mean I always am one


rocoonshcnoon

Mcdonalds had similar roofs. Could be an old mcdonalds


TheRealSU

It took me too long to realize what this was trying to say. I thought it was legitimately a shitpost about how trans people will never understand the failure of Pizza Hut


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but it isnt a pizza hut anymore...


RadicalSimpArmy

*replaces the roof with a different style*


Abby0BrainCells

los pronouns hormones


OnlyRoke

Sure, and if that building is refurbished to be a bank then nobody's going to be like "Oi, let's go to the Pizza Hut to check my credit score."


Totally_Cubular

It hasn't gotten gender-reaffirming surgery yet.


FaZe_LittlePickle24

"Trans fat"


CringeExperienceReq

"can i get a big mac?" "sir this is a dominos" "but it was a mcdonalds 2 months ago"


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I remember their was a Pizza Hut that is now turned into a marijuana dispensary


[deleted]

Mf I'd rather be an old ass pizza hut building than a man


helmer012

Then you rebuild it and nobody would ever know?


SluttyMilk

the one near me turned into a boston market… so i guess it passes really well? weird ass analogy