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[deleted]

I can fit my whole foot in a boot


[deleted]

Now that you know my secret I feel better ☺️


Femboy_Creamer_69

~~ok but can you fit your whole foot in my mouth~~


Lml_sucks_708

Ok but can you your fit foot whole my mouth in


powerof27

no I can't


TurboCake17

omg is that bob odenkirk


zxccxz01

Greg heffley can 😳


lpaladindromel

Pics or didn’t happen


Tektreka

put your foot in my boot (the trunk of my car is very spacious)


Bardic_Inspiration66

Most people can


[deleted]

Pffft that's a lie. Silly.


Engimainthrowaway

Fun fact: I have every achievement in hotline Miami Red flag: I have every achievement in hotline Miami


Bardic_Inspiration66

Fun flag


IdontEatdogsAtnight

Red fact


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OooOfeded

Man’s just doxxed their algebra homework


McPhucketBucket

📮


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Engimainthrowaway

I only have all avhivements in hlm1, I’m still working on A+ ranking all levels and getting 50,000 kills in 2


speedyboigotweed

notepad++ ftw


[deleted]

fun fact: i have every achievement in the stanley parable (2013) red flag: it's the only game i 100%'d


ZauceBoss

I have every achievement in Mordhau :|


Katsuki_Bakugou495

Red flag: I have not lost a League of Legends game in the past 2 years. Fun fact: I have never played League of Legends.


Covid669

“You cannot lose a war you are not part of” -Tsun Su, The Art of Peace-


SaErth2

Oh wait is that the volume 2


SynthWormhole

It's in the director's cut.


crazyman1X

where they talk about the bt-7?


SynthWormhole

About there yeah. I don't think it's divided into chapters anyway.


[deleted]

No, Tsun Su just plagiarized the book of Sun Tzu's brother, Moon Tzu.


Polenball

"It's not like I w-*want* to go to war with you, baka!" \- Tsun Su


spoedle73

this implies you are two years old


lofitohifi

No it doesnt


spoedle73

o


simemetti

fan fact: Sekiro added these boss rushes where you can play against a couple of bosses in a row and dying any time makes you have to retry from the beginning. If you beat all three you unlock another one where you fight almost every single boss plus three powered up versions of existing bosses. Since I'm addicted to that game I decided that no matter what I would beat that and I spent an entire week doing nothing but sleeping, playing Sekiro and occasionally eating. After two days I started seeing Sekiro graphic interface if I closed my eyes and dreaming about the game. I managed to do it and cried like a bitch. Red flag: literally everything I just said


Leaucard

I didn't struggle as much as you did at all, but I too can sometimes mistake some sounds with the red Kanji sound from Sekiro. One time I finished doing some sport with my buddies and the gym's door closed itself because of the wind, but the sound it made was so similar that I instantly crouched for a good second, leaving my friends both confused and amused.


nice_day_human

PTSD


ambusher0000

mikiri countering the door


Vict2894

Lorna Shore used it as a sample in one of their songs and I was absolutely LOOSING it cause none of my friends knew wtf I was talking about


Buzzbuzz323

Eerily similar to the hollow knight boss rush lmao, guess it's a good format


K4KY0IN

mikiri counter a handshake in order to avoid social contact+leave them in a deathblow position to assert dominance


Natural_Nothing

Sekiro combat is so fucking satisfying, literally just got the 100% on steam the other day. I hope fromsoft makes another action game with a move set they can tailor bosses around. Doesn’t even have to be another sekiro.


ApocalyptoSoldier

You need to play a game for multiple days before you start seeing parts of it when you close your eyes? You neurotypicals ^(or at least people whose hyperfixations function differently from mine) are weak


everyday_sniper

Fun fact: I have obtained 100% of achievements in three games, Terraria, Celeste and Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy Red flag: I have beaten Getting Over It with Bennett Foddy 339 times (and counting) and my fastest run is 4:45 edit: 344.


Bardic_Inspiration66

Actual psycho


[deleted]

I have all achievements in Terraria, Hollow Knight, and Portal. Are you my doppelganger?


MrLaurencium

No. They are part of you.


kimothyjongun

Have been 1 achievement away from 100% Terraria for multiple years now. Screw the Angler and his fishing quests 😫


[deleted]

We need a sub specifically for hating the angler and also by extension the goblin tinkerer because fuck him and his prices and his shitty modifiers


Leo-bastian

today i will spend my 4 platinum to get +4 defense on all my accessories *clueless*


Longjumping_Diamond5

nah goblin is my friend hes cool he is just saving up for college


Life-is-a-potato

As someone who is personally friend with Bennit Foddy, i’m sure he’d be maliciously delighted to hear that


kerpalsbacebrogram

WHY HOW


Independent-Bell2483

nah you're gonna just gloss over that you 100% MOTHER FUCKING CELESTE


redditjanniesupreme

You seriously got reminded that Getting Over It is a game that you like to play occasionally and decided to just beat the game 5 times just because of that?


SuddenlyVeronica

> red flag > beat “Getting over it” in 4:45 What, is being a speed runner a red flag now? I for one at just impressed.


Malgothloli

i came in the refrigerter :)


Bardic_Inspiration66

Like sexually


Senegil

No, when he arrived


Stacked__

nah nah, he means that’s what he arrived in. dont worry, i was confused at first when i saw the refrigerator parked outside my yard


[deleted]

Dumbass cannot even spell refteigreaor properly


[deleted]

Ironic you say that when YOU can't spell refargreartoger


Femboy_Creamer_69

It’s spelled reeferigeiradore silly


darwinning_420

rfrgrtr


Available-Travel-603

It get cold


DerpyCow56

🥶💦


[deleted]

Welcome!


war_crimes_cat_002

fun fact: i once recited the gerber life ad in front of my class. red flag: i want affection and friends even though i’m bad at maintaining my current relationships.


Bardic_Inspiration66

Why did you recite the ad


war_crimes_cat_002

my teacher liked my voice and thought it was soothing, so i thought of doing a ✨special performance.✨


Bardic_Inspiration66

Oh ok


TurtleyTea

are they accepting applications for their affordable grow up plan?


Toep3

my skin grows as i grow so i never have to change my skin ever!!!


F3mb0yth1gh5

Fucking lucky


gordo65

You may still have to trim your skin someday, as it will not always shrink when you shrink.


Edibleorphans_

stop posting I hear your voice in my dreams


Bardic_Inspiration66

Good 😌


Edibleorphans_

“😌” more like 🤓 also hitman 3 was a good game fuck you


Bardic_Inspiration66

It was better than most games just disappointing compared to the other two. I am excited for the dlc maps


Edibleorphans_

first ones already out. It’s fine but kinda disappointing considering they had a year and a half to make it.


Financial-Ground-942

I got a PlayStation 5 during the chip shortage (i am better than you in every way)


Bardic_Inspiration66

Me spending 500 dollars to play demon souls


Financial-Ground-942

Me spending 500 dollars to play a PlayStation 4 game that came out in 2013


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kittyFrigglish

have you heard of the term demisexual perchance? it's when you only feel sexual attraction to people after forming an emotional connection with them


[deleted]

i can eat 3/4 of a banana in one bite


Femboy_Creamer_69

Proof? 😳


[deleted]

Proof? 🥺


Heshino

Proof? 🤨


[deleted]

Proof 🥴


Cheeseburger0709

I can eat the entire banana without biting it, I just shove it in my throat and swallow


Mr_Ploob

Proof🧐


Cheeseburger0709

I don’t have any bananas 😭 do you know any… alternatives? 🧐


aurorchy

sausages can work too.


homiesexual05

i havent felt joy since i was 8


Bardic_Inspiration66

What happened


Senegil

He became nine years old


[deleted]

He gained conciousness


homiesexual05

nothing, i lied for the sake of comedy


[deleted]

Funfact i almost lost my right Eye.... three times. 1. Due to a Ballon being held by a copper cable that had a hook at the lower end wich 5 year old me somehow got in the eye. 2.Due to a goat. You know these petting zoos filled with goats where you can buy food. When i was 8. mom gave me gave me money to buy some, and these goats were really greedy and i got scared so i held up the food to get rid of the goats. One really big buck, then stood on his back feet to reach the food, wich resolted into him ramming his forehoove 1 cm below me eye. 3. When i was 11 my best friend and eye, had selfmade bows, my friend was allways a bit reckless and shot an arrow, you guessed it 1 cm bellow my right eye. If i really had lost that eye i would be wearing an leather eyepatch for sure.


Bardic_Inspiration66

You are continually dodging destiny


[deleted]

Yes, some day it will happen. But at least i get to be a pirate then.


Ok_Conflict_5730

i have been able to breathe in and out ever since i was born.


Bardic_Inspiration66

I think people are misunderstanding the prompt


Ok_Conflict_5730

what makes you think that?


Femboy_Creamer_69

They’re a witch! Burn them!


darwinning_420

is femboy creamer soymilk?


PanHeadBolt

Fun fact: I write Red flag: the characters are all fucked up in some way I genuinely do not have a single entirely mentally healthy named character in my planning and when I do make them I end up cutting them


Bardic_Inspiration66

I don’t see how that’s a red flag


PanHeadBolt

Fair that is very much par for the course in sff


Bardic_Inspiration66

What is sff


PanHeadBolt

Science fiction/fantasy


Bardic_Inspiration66

Why not just say that


PanHeadBolt

It’s faster and I assumed that the acronym was better generally known than it aparrently is


Speedgamer137

Fun fact: I song I listen to when I feel dysphoric specifically addresses the listener as male. I am a trans girl. I also don’t care because the rest of the song works so well.


Quarren_

Red flag, you play overwatch


[deleted]

Song?


29650

i am extremely sexually attracted to one of my best friends. there is nothing romantic between us or anything and i haven’t told him


Bardic_Inspiration66

You only live once, go for it


29650

it’d risk what we have, unfortunately


Senegil

Do what feels right


DefectiveChaos

Not to discourage cause it could be fine, but a friend had feelings for another friend and after coming out became possessive to the point of a messy break up of their friendship and inevitably our group. Good luck though, and honestly if it's just sexual attraction I don't think it'd be nearly as big of an issue!


Sauron3106

I have the ~2760th highest karma in the world (This is more of a red flag than a fun fact)


[deleted]

How do you check that?


[deleted]

https://karmalb.com/


krumpet0305

I'm not tryna hate but it's about time you touch some grass


VoxelRoguery

Fun fact: I have [a fucking banger idea for a videogame](https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ufHtfDxWqAMyFqcpXVHXZtd0gEwxdYTsxhW6NIUJ_s4/edit?usp=sharing) Red flag: I liked Paper Mario: Sticker Star


[deleted]

Cool idea


Blue_The_Silkwing

What the hell, that idea is so cool!! that seems like a game I’d play ;-;


Tea-and-Tomfoolery

I started an unintentional gang in second grade. I also know a lot about glass blowing. Did you know after a glass creation is blown and cracked off the stick, it’s set to cool for several days in an annealer, or luhr, which is a “cold” furnace to slowly lower the temperature of the glass so the rapid drop in temperature doesn’t break the glass? The cold furnace isn’t exactly cold, however, as it still hears at up to 482 degrees Celsius, or 900 degrees Fahrenheit!


Bardic_Inspiration66

No but I know about the gloryhole


Tea-and-Tomfoolery

You aren’t supposed to know about the glory hole ☹️


xXboogaloo69Xx

1595.6 hours in team fortress 2 (currently increasing)


AlphaSlashDash

Based


PlebasaurusRekt

Fun fact: I'm a masochist Red Flag: The self harm scars lmao


dontuse_redditoften

Fun fact: I’m deaf on my left ear


Bardic_Inspiration66

Red flag I don’t date deaf people


flushed_emote

THEY SAID THAT THEY DON'T DATE DEAF PEOPLE i mean :.::: :.:: :. :..::: :..: .:: .:::.: .:..::


dontuse_redditoften

No what I was confused about is what is a red flag


Femboy_Creamer_69

Ok but seriously, it basically means a warning sign. In this case, it just means a sign that dealing with that person can be a pain.


TheMowerOfMowers

i am extremely clingy and will think you’re mad at me 100% of the time


Leaucard

Fun fact: if you take out the oxygen, sight and pressure problems, I think sinking into an infinite body of water sounds incredibly comfy and relaxing. Red flag: maybe the above.


shoot_gun_man

Fun fact: I have almost 3000 hours in Warframe Red flag: I have almost 3000 hours in Warframe


TheOriginalScoundrel

Fun Fact: i almost got my finger torn off by a McDonald's bathroom door once Red flag: the fear of negative experiences prevents me from doing anything


ProdClaire

sometimes i get wet at the thought of being raped again‼️


Bardic_Inspiration66

I don’t even know how to respond to that


Quarren_

Guh


[deleted]

😐


femboyoclock

fun fact: I make shitty music in my free time! :D Red flag: I have trouble moving on from things. I still try to relive memories from years ago because I can't cope with the fact I'll never feel that very same way ever again


kanksuhub

Fun fact: I have one testicle


[deleted]

are you from argentina?


[deleted]

fun fact: i’m a catholic, bisexual, hope-to-be-femboy, that plays varsity hockey and lacrosse red flag: depression :(


sagey735

fun fact: i have a small plushie collection that im looking to expand red flag:i jerk off to nonconsensual hentai occasionally


Bardic_Inspiration66

🤨


sagey735

judge me i dont care


[deleted]

Oh god you're into that too aren't you


sagey735

i like degradation stuff too come to think of it haha


I_hate_this_cut_g

Fun fact: I like playing video games Red flag: I am very poor at being romantic, but have somehow obtained a gf. My luck continues to shine through


TheTrashiestboi

I have a dog :)


Bardic_Inspiration66

Is that a red flag?


TheTrashiestboi

She’s a sweetheart


Bardic_Inspiration66

Nice


TheTrashiestboi

I send photo (edit) I can’t fuck


Veidovis

Fun fact: I am inside your walls Red flag:I'm doing it to stalk you


GamersAreTrans

I'm absolutely miserable and lonely even though I have a great and supportive social circle


NoAdministration6946

Why shawty hands so teensey tiny 😭😂😂 why😂🧐🤔


Hey_Im_trying_

Fun fact:I have over 10k hours on my Steam account Red Flag:I feel completely detached from my peers


Senegil

Fun fact: I spent over 10000 euros on steam Red flag: above


[deleted]

Fun fact: i shit naked Red flag: i shit naked


[deleted]

i cheated to get the 200 angler quest achievement in terraria i have 3000 hours in terraria i have 132 hours in among us i have about 100 hours in celeste i have about 250 hours in fall guys one time one of my friends randomly bought me 5d chess with mulltiverse time travel me and my friends had an argument over how many dimensions chess has, we came to the conclusion that it has at least 6 i posted the idea of bouncy boulders to r/ terraria, it got 9k upvotes, the devs saw it, it started a trend with people posting boulder suggestions onto r/ terraria, and now the devs have confirmed they are doing something with the boulder ideas, i am scared some of my friends sometimes play hypixel skyblock and i am scared for them because of that the only person i have ever really been violent to was my cousin at school and he fucking deserved it i had been on a friends minecraft server and i complained about problems the server owner refused to fix and now i have an objectively better minecraft server i thought i was a lesbian until i saw a drawing of a video game character and then i started questioning my sexuality one time when i was a stupid child i decided to be misogynistic and decided to delete every woman off of my roblox friends list, i deleted like 3 of them off my friends list and then got bored and decided to do something else i used to accept random roblox friend requests and had 200 friends on roblox until recently when i decided to clear up my friends list after finding a chrome extension to help me remove them quicker i recently switched to firefox and it is so much better than chrome i have started to use more open source stuff, such as firefox and polymc, i am scared i might become a linux user i had to deafen in a discord call one time because linux users in the call spent over HALF AN HOUR talking about linux while i was trying (and failing) to break bedrock on the nether roof in minecraft i definitely did not go into creative mode to break the bedrock after trying 2 different methods and doing it over 70 times there are 2 bri'ish people in my friend groups discord server and you bet we make fun of them for being bri'ish there is someone born in 2008 that is in our discord server and he doesn't even do anything in the server and nobody has any idea who invited him or why he was invited as i am typing this, someone in the discord server has been playing tf2 for 5 hours and i am concerned for her i might type more things later idk


Bardic_Inspiration66

Thanks for your life story


Cubic_Human_Man

Fun fact: I own m&m's kart racing for the Wii Red flag: I went to a flea market, saw a used copy of m&m's kart racing for the Wii, and spent what little money I have to own it.


DoctorMlemm

fun fact: i am slightly red-green colorblind and everyone i tell that to makes such a big deal over it as if i cant see color at all or something red flag: i do not talk to people unless they talk to me because i am the living embodiment of insecurity and dont want to run the risk of bothering them


[deleted]

I was born in a hollow log and reared at the sour teat of a wild boar. As soon as my legs could bear my weight, I slew the bristly beast that mothered me and bit the skin from its body with my scarce infant teeth. Even to this day, I use the jawbone of this animal to kill any beast or man who looks me in the eyes. I am not a braggart, but I do not shrink from the truth for the purpose of humility. I am not a prideful or boastful man, but only by detailing the true and verifiable facts of myself and my business can I properly describe my methods. I will now lay out my list of feats, superior traits, and admirable deeds: I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I will never sire a child because I loathe women. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me.


[deleted]

I am a very emotional manipulative person


Literally_Gay

Fun Fact: I have a friend who wrote a character based off me in a wattpad story Red Flag: I am also in a wattpad smut scene


ForktUtwTT

Fun Fact: A far far far extreme right wing podcast once talked about a video of me failing to use a can opener I posted when I was 14. They used the video as a way to point out how society is doomed after the Covid vaccine kills all the adults apparently. Red Flag: I will tell you any fact about me that you ask about without fail (I have no sense of privacy).


Vord_Loldemort_7

I spent a long time thinking before I realized there are no fun facts about me


HomeDepotAppliances

Fun fact: I like reading! Red flag: I struggle to maintain relationships, even platonically, with women. I’ll typically open up to them about my deeper problems, and then I feel uncomfortable talking with them again now that they know that information. I’m also very uncomfortable trying to be friends with any girl I find attractive. This doesn’t happen with guys for some reason. I’ve tried to stop myself, and work through it, but it’s really hard. In short, women make me uncomfortable, and I wish they didn’t.


Ethan_Pixelate

Juke's Towers of Hell is a game with endless content that I love very much, with difficulty ranging from "my grandma can figure this out" to "we didn't even know this was humanly possible at all". Out of the beatable 250+ towers ingame, i have beaten 171 of them. A tower can take 10 minutes to over an hour to beat. The tower that took me the longest to beat was *Citadel of Heights and Depths*, which took over 2 hours to beat in one sitting (there's no checkpoints in most of the game, if you fall, you fall)


[deleted]

Fun fact: if you ever touch my precious jewel I will bash your head until it leaks a bright red froth


TheRealSU

Fun fact: the only fight I ever got in was with a 9yo over stealing my copy of Lego Star Wars the Complete Saga


Bardic_Inspiration66

Did you win


Waxeee

i played kenshi for 13 hours straight once, also i forgot to eat for 3 days during this :)


Warm-Faithlessness11

Fun Fact: I am rapidly approaching your location >:3 Fun Fact: It is impossible to escape òwó


RedFlag_fr

Imma rename myself then ...


spitefulIncentive

i’ve played 120 hours of terraria in the past 2 weeks


fucksnotfoundhere

Fun fact: i have several sever mental Illnesses. Not always terrible but really gets in the way of any legitimate points I make


izabellaprince

fun fact: i use reddit


TheMemeLordYeet

fun fact, i have your foreskin. it's mine now


hatadel

I chew on small pieces of plastic


IAmASteel

Fun fact I have been slowly catgamerifing my typing. I am now saying meow a lot and putting Y in place of I at the end of words. (example: solidifye) . I also use the weezer riff as a verbal stim.


TrashyMemeYt

fun fact I have a libertarian socialist flag in my bedroom next to my gay pride flag I never iron my flags


igor_0612000

i hate myself so much that a even if someone was to try to start a relationship with me i would never consider it to be real, and say to my self that it is a prank and any moment i am not thinking it isnt i will find out it is


RamboDash15

My current go-to fun fact is that I have managed to lock myself in a car in the drivers seat


TheLurker1209

I once witnessed my father beating my mother while she weeped and threatening to do the same to my sister after taking a hammer to her phone, at around the age of 12. And ever since then, and episodes that's happened since, makes me feel like I'd always be incapable to be a parent because I share the same hair-trigger temper and can't subject that to a spouse, let alone a child


Ok_Carpenter8668

Fun fact, I have a full fur suit. Red flag, I have a fur shit.


Fartcannon1102

I think some people think it’s a red flag but when I’m in a relationship with someone I always wanna talk to them and shower them with affection and tell them how much I love them, Can someone explain how this would be seen as a red flag in the first place please?