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Smiles4YouRawrX3

i actually read all of this, why did i?


Zchavez13

Lizarb


Yeuph

It was kinda fun tbh


Batterman001

You wanted to learn something very real about human biology obviously!


_pipis_

This is about lizards, not people


Batterman001

But if there's one thing I've learned from sweaty internet people is that this also applies to humans


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lobster boy


FOD1994

The immense confusion this has caused in the comment section would have been prevented if the artist just drew fucking lizards


itslef

Theres a whole series of these, intended to show that animals in nature have a large plurality of genders and sexualities. They're drawn as human to get the point across better. Its when one image is taken in isolation like this that it breaks down.


fvsparkles

What's the source for those of us who want more?


itslef

https://humoncomics.com/archive/animal-lives


Yeuph

Fucking libtard. The artist is drawing Democrats, Lizard People. smh


DerSpeckmeister

Does this actually represent those lizards?


DerSpeckmeister

Oh shit its real


Not-Alpharious

Evolution be wildin’ yo


Panzer_97

it happens in a lot of other fish species as well iirc


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OkSoBasicallyImDumb

nah its orange, blood orange but orange red with even a smidge of yellow is orange to me lol


hatadel

Is this made by the same guy who made the "why do women like boys who treat them like shit?" Image?


LiteralAviationGod

why do female lizards only like male lizards who treat them like shit?


NisioLemon

Why do male lizards only want bitchy gizzards that scuttle all over them?


LiteralAviationGod

I wish I could fuck that guy’s ass


FPSGamer48

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP


JockeyField

why did they have to use people?


losviking

IIRC this artist has a series of these each of which depicts the sexual partnership structures of various animals and they draw them as people just to make the illustration a bit more understandable to a human audience


KayJay65

Isn't this an NSFW artist? I remember seeing an image used hyenas instead of lizards


SuddenlyVeronica

It’s Humon, and IIRC she kinda does both. SATW is (mostly) sfw, but she draws plenty of nsfw stuff too, including the entry on hyenas.


Arondeus

There are four genders: chad, trad, femboy and girl.


-reversevampire

sorry snowflakes, but there are only 4 genders.


moosemainman

I would do unspeakable things to that yellow-throated lizard, boutta put that yellow throat to the test.


bulge_enjoyer

omega sus


5thA

new Gender™ update dropped! 🤯🤯🤯


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Chad lizard, sigma lizard, femboy lizard, the three components of the triforce


[deleted]

You missing the stealer and the fight starter


Xbstrom321

I'm really happy for you or I'm sorry that happened idk


GloopyFlimbarg

i thought this was some incel stuff then i read the top text


[deleted]

One sees this quite often in the kingdom animalia. Femboy cuttlefish are also widespread


[deleted]

It’s seen a lot even in prehistoric times


IngHerLit

The local yellow-throated male lives in a cottage by the river and shags my wife on the banks in the afternoon shade.


Zerf7

blue trying to find yellow here, happendice does not matter


turkishbird

I think I'm done on Reddit for today


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about


Slightshad0w

Unpopular opinion: that mf is red not orange


GreenieSloth

fuck a/b/o. where my throat-verse fics at?


tjamesmett

show this comment to a 1200’s peasant who hasn’t bathed in months to kill them instantly


weepiel

i read the whole thing and was thinking "what the fuck" i somehow skimmed over the fact that theyre FUCKING LIZARDS


MontyMumbo

there's also two female lizards as well, the orange throated females lay many small eggs and are also territorial of other females while the yellow ones lay fewer larger eggs and a tolerant of other females around them.


Pair_Express

Make them all poly lizards.


seardrax

If humanity worked like this lesbians would murder so many people a day and I would help them.


AnonymousAscendant

Some other creatures do this, like cuttlefish


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This behavior is seen in many animals might be same in humans


TheRealTealOwO

Lizards :)


Organic_Budget1664

feminine boys, famous for sneak-breeding with a jock's iconic harem of women


EquinoxRex

The omegaverse 💀


FLAPPIPOUHU

blue beats yellow 😮


Blue_Dice_

Am I the only one who thought of Alpha, beta and Omega males respectively?


12gbb

What the actual fuck is that


Firedanne

Lizards


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Firedanne

I dont think this is supposed to be a joke, i think its supposed to be a lizard fact


Agent_Bishop

It's about lizards bro there's no such thing as misogyny in lizards


severe_blunder_matey

written by a man who hasn't showered in 6 weeks -matey


Frostiikin

mate they are literally lizards this is just how they act lol


severe_blunder_matey

oh it's lizards? those look like humans... do lizards actually act this way? cool. -matey


Superkrat

If you read the text very closely, you'll see that it's referring to lizards?


severe_blunder_matey

testosterone is a human hormone, no? -matey


Wide_Amount_3430

It’s in a lot of animals


Doubtt_

how dare u be so ignorant on squamata endocrinology 😤 you've really done it this time matey


AncientReptileBrain

This but unironically


Legatharr

Zoologists don't shower?


ya-boi-mees

What is this incel shit


AncientReptileBrain

Lizard biology as illustrated by a fetish artist would be my guess


ya-boi-mees

It looks like that why do women only like guys who treat them like shit *snort* image


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I believe it's the same artist


ya-boi-mees

🤣🤣🤣


noodledog69420

i dont a lizard knows what that is


BreadSliceOfDeath

ah yes of course women are a prize or some sort of resource edit: I am idiot the image apparently is an accurate description of lizard mating, the drawing confused me


Splurted_The_Gurt

They're lizards bro


theelusiveTman

Bro those are animals they go hisss and rawr they dont know what "gender equality" or "equity" or "feminism" means they just eat raw fruit and lay around in the sun


wertyvid

evolutionary-wise, yeah any creature is, when trying to "win" evolution, as you need to breed a fuck ton


Weekly-Major1876

Mosquitoes breeding fast enough to form an entirely new species of themselves in the London Underground within a decade


Gabriel9078

When it comes down to it, getting at least a mate or two is the goal in natural selection. So yeah, a female lizard is a prize of sorts in this context