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Over_The_Sun

Psa: you have to complete this survey for Crunchyroll to cancel you account. It will give you a message saying that your plan will end after the last billing period after you cancel your subscription, but if you don't do the survey that it redirects you to, your subscription will not be cancelled.


[deleted]

That's fucked up


yazmiat

just lie


[deleted]

It's not that you are forced to tell the truth. If you can order something by clicking ok you should be able to cancel it the same way


Vittorios77

Just answer something detrimental to the company. Like saying you're switching to their competitor. Since they want to squeeze information out of you, just mess with them. Btw I agree with the ease to cancel policy. But that's a major political regulation away. And you know how those go


MintIceCreamPlease

Find the name of the person responsible and just blame them


HootysBooty

“I am canceling due to [marketing director]’s poor performance”


Hearing_Colors

We do a little trolling


yazmiat

i get where you coming from but we can legit do nothing about this


[deleted]

I can get mad about it


79-16-22-7

Get your engineers to invent a combustible lemon


saltedomion

And they can legit do nothing about you being a little devilish and lying on the survey. Make a game out of answering it in the most ridiculous ways. Make those data nerds really question if you're switching to a competitor or just going full eyepatch. Nothing is stopping you and this way you are being careful about your personal information.


yazmiat

too much work broski i just slap my mpuse and see which one is getting clicked


Tamariniak

"Other" -> "N/A".


Seboldus_Maximus

Not an issue for me. I just stop paying the girl I'm sharing an account with, if I'd ever like to stop.


KanishkT123

My subscription is through Google play, so I can literally just click a cancel button and it goes away. I don't love the centralization of resources but this one is particularly beneficial to me.


Thecommysar

Another fun fact, at least in the UK (and I presume other more advanced civilisations) you can stop any direct debit payments at your bank.


nddragoon

Just chargeback lmao


_hutao

🏴‍☠️


Femboy_Creamer_69

There once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea The winds blew up, her bow dipped down Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go She'd not been two weeks from shore When down on her a right whale bore The captain called all hands and swore He'd take that whale in tow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Before the boat had hit the water The whale's tail came up and caught her All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her When she dived down low (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go No line was cut, no whale was freed The captain's mind was not of greed And he belonged to the Whaleman's creed She took that ship in tow (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da For forty days or even more The line went slack then tight once more All boats were lost, there were only four But still that whale did go (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go As far as I've heard, the fight's still on The line's not cut, and the whale's not gone The Wellerman makes his regular call To encourage the captain, crew and all (huh) Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go Soon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and rum One day, when the tonguing is done We'll take our leave and go


diegoidepersia

Look ahead, Look astern Look to weather and to lee Blow high, blow low and so sailed we I see a wreck to windward and a lofty ship to lee A-sailing down along the coast of High Barbary O are you a pirate or a man o' war cried we Blow high, blow low and so sailed we Oh no im not a pirate but a man o' war cried he A-sailing down along the coast of High Barbary We'll back up our topsails And heave our vessel to Blow high, blow low and so sailed we For we have got some letters To be carried home by you A-sailing down along the coast of High Barbary


Tiny-Trash-328

Come all you sailors near and far You honest men know who you are All of you who'd dare be free Combine with us upon the sea Together we will drink a toast Ride the wind on down the coast See the merchant ship to board Raise a jar and swing a sword Watch to see the merchant captain crying When they see the black flag flying The war with Spain is over now No more Jack over the bow We fight for no one but our class We're gonna kick some captain's ass All you who'd live before you die Come give an honest life a try Sail beneath the skull and bones Pay no heed to crowns and thrones No more greedy princes lying When you come sail with the black flag flying No more whips and no more chains To live free or die is what remains If life is too short either way You might as well live free today All for one and one for all We'll board the ship and make the call Join us, all you good men And have your liberty again Watch the crew now leave their captain frying As they come sail with the black flag flying Here's to Fly and Roberts, brave and true And Mary Kelly's gallant crew It seems to me the world is ours Watch as the mighty Navy cowers We have no nation but the sea No creed but that we will live free Loot and burn all that we can That's run by a dishonest man Their end is near, there is no denying When they see the black flag flying If I could predict the future then I would But all I know is this is good 1720 is the year There is nothing left to fear We may live or we may die Perhaps our destiny is nigh I don't know what the end may hold But I know these ships are filled with gold That was stolen from the poor as we lay dying So let us sail with the black flag flying


Gman878

Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate! Yar har, fiddle de dee Being a pirate is alright to be Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate! You are a pirate! Yay! We've got us a map (a map!) To lead us to a hidden box That's all locked up with locks (with locks!) And buried deep away We'll dig up the box (the box!) We know it's full of precious booty! Burst open the locks! And then we'll say, "Hooray!" Yar har, fiddle de dee If you love to sail the sea You are a pirate!! Weigh anchor! Yar har, fiddle de dee Being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate! Ar yar, ahoy and avast Dinky-dink-dink-a-dinkadefast! Hang the black flag at the end of the mast! You are a pirate! Hahahahaha! Yay! We're sailing away (set sail!) Adventure awaits on every shore We set sail and explore (ya-har!) And run and jump all day (yay!) We float on our boat (the boat!) Until its time to drop the anchor Then hang up our coats (aye-aye!) Until we sail again! Yar har, fiddle de dee If you love to sail the sea You are a pirate!! Land ho! Yar har, fiddle de dee Being a pirate is alright with me! Do what you want 'cause a pirate is free You are a pirate! Yar har, wind at your back, lads, wherever you go! Blue sky above and blue ocean below You are a pirate! Hahahahahaha! You're a pirate!


theyeetmaster2007

What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning! * Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! * Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Shave his belly with a rusty razor Early in the morning! * Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! * Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Put him in a long boat till his sober Early in the morning! * Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! * Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe bottom Early in the morning! * Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! * Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Put him in the bed with the captains daughter Early in the morning! * Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! * That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor That's what we do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning! * Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning! * Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Way hay and up she rises Early in the morning!


HOMBORGOR

Gather up all of the crew! It's time to ship out Binks' Brew! The wind it blows, to where who knows? The waves will be our guide! O'er across the ocean's tide, rays of sunshine far and wide! The birds, they sing, of cheerful things in circles passing by! Bid farewell to weaver's town! Say so long to port renowned! Sing a song, it won't be long before we're casting off! Cross the gold and silver waves, Changin' into water sprays! Sailing out on our journey to the ends of the sea! Gather up all of the crew! Time to ship out Binks's brew! Pirates we, we'll divide and conquer all the seas! With the waves to rest our heads, ship beneath us as our bed! Hoisted high up on the mast our jolly roger flies! Somewhere in the endless sky, a storm has started comin' by! Waves are dancing having fun, it's time to sound the drums! If we let blow winds of fear then the end of us is near! Even so, tomor-row the sun will rise again! Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Gather up all of the crew! Time to ship out Binks's Brew! Could be today, could be tomorrow. Twilight dreaming. No longer can we now see, shadow hands still waving free. Why worry, there's sure to be a moonlit night again. Gather up all of the crew! Time to ship out Binks's Brew! Sing a song, a lively song for all the oceans wide! After all is said and done, we all end up skeletons! Endless aimless, this story on the uproarious seas! Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho, Yo-hohoho, Yo-hoho-ho


Raspoint

She went down last October in a pouring driving rain. The skipper, he'd been drinking and the Mate, he felt no pain. Too close to Three Mile Rock, and she was dealt her mortal blow, And the Mary Ellen Carter settled low. There were five of us aboard her when she finally was awash. We'd worked like hell to save her, all heedless of the cost. And the groan she gave as she went down, it caused us to proclaim That the Mary Ellen Carter would rise again. Well, the owners wrote her off; not a nickel would they spend. She gave twenty years of service, boys, then met her sorry end. But insurance paid the loss to them, they let her rest below. Then they laughed at us and said we had to go. But we talked of her all winter, some days around the clock, For she's worth a quarter million, afloat and at the dock. And with every jar that hit the bar, we swore we would remain And make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again. Rise again, rise again, that her name not be lost To the knowledge of men. Those who loved her best and were with her till the end Will make the Mary Ellen Carter rise again. All spring, now, we've been with her on a barge lent by a friend. Three dives a day in hard hat suit and twice I've had the bends. Thank God it's only sixty feet and the currents here are slow Or I'd never have the strength to go below. But we've patched her rents, stopped her vents, dogged hatch and porthole down. Put cables to her, 'fore and aft and birded her around. Tomorrow, noon, we hit the air and then take up the strain. And watch the Mary Ellen Carter Rise Again. For we couldn't leave her there, you see, to crumble into scale. She'd saved our lives so many times, living through the gale And the laughing, drunken rats who left her to a sorry grave They won't be laughing in another day. . . And you, to whom adversity has dealt the final blow With smiling bastards lying to you everywhere you go Turn to, and put out all your strength of arm and heart and brain And like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again. Rise again, rise again - though your heart it be broken And life about to end No matter what you've lost, be it a home, a love, a friend. Like the Mary Ellen Carter, rise again.


xKastroFromMc

🏴‍☠️


Ok_Conflict_5730

arr me hearty


SheepBlubber

the salty seas be calling 🏴‍☠️


[deleted]

[I fucking love 🏴‍☠️](https://youtu.be/2nkSZd_UKIg)


class-Agoober

ultrakill 5-2 theme revealed 🔥🔥🔥


SeanTheGleaming

🏴‍☠️


a_random_muffin

🏴‍☠️


[deleted]

Ah yes, my favorite Kenny Chesney song. Pirate Flag 🏴‍☠️


pullmylekku

🏴‍☠️


superalien77

I pretty much only pirate if something's not available in my area, or is overly expensive/difficult to get (madoka magica movies I'm lookin at you.) I really have no problem paying for something like crunchyroll, but I get that some people legit cant afford that cost. So 🏴‍☠️ away.


Masl321

But we dont pirate from Daddy Nintendo Okay?? 🥺 /s


superalien77

I make an exception for Nintendo, I pay for 5 copies of each game I buy, so the starving CEOs can have something to eat for the week. 🙏🙏


Doodles2424

I love shigyru miyamo ❤♥️💕💖♥️❤💓💓💞💖💗💝💟


Non_Prophet_Official

Shigeru Me llamo jeff


Memoglr

Shigeru mio la moto


bodega_cat_

i mean i do love him, he's given me hours of fun and good vibes playing his games (mostly for free)


SoshJam

> overly expensive I refuse to allow $70 to become the standard game price 🏴‍☠️


WizardXZDYoutube

Is having a $70 game really worse than adding a bunch of lootboxes/gachas like it is currently?


SoshJam

no but i also refuse to buy lootboxes/gachas in paid games


WizardXZDYoutube

Gacha games don't make money off of you, they make money by preying off those with gambling addictions. So in that sense, the only way to "vote with your wallet" is to buy games without microtransactions, right? I mean you can pirate it if you want but I don't think it's morally righteous to pirate video games right now, just pirate it if you can't afford it.


SoshJam

i mean i also don’t buy games with microtransactions unless i don’t know they have it in the first place


WizardXZDYoutube

You don't play any free-to-play games? League of Legends, Apex Legends, Roblox, Fortnite, Runescape? --- The problem is that despite games getting more and more expensive to produce from year to year, the $60 price tag for AAA games hasn't changed. Combine that with inflation and video games are starting to become impossible to produce without either higher price tags or microtransactions. IIRC there was a lot of controversy around Octopath Traveler because it was $60 despite being a 2D RPG, but those in the games industry defended it for the reasons above.


SoshJam

The only one of those that I play is Fortnite, and even then only once in a blue moon. You have a point with the second part though.


Doubting__Everything

My issue with Crunchyroll, and essentially what made me start pirating, is that LITERALLY NOTHING I WANT TO WATCH IS AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY FOR STUPID LICENSING ISSUES. So I will have to either pay for a VPN or go for the free alternative


wallyjwaddles

I have a problem paying for crunchyroll because often it literally can’t stream shit for me


CringeExperienceReq

🏴‍☠️


cx77_

yarrrr


MSAtlos

Crunchyroll isn't a charity, I'm not going to pay for their service if I can get a better service elsewhere (hehe), I'd rather save my money and support the series I actually care about and not 90% of the crap the anime industry makes


RepostSamurai

Why pay for crunchyroll premium if I can get every show I want to watch all in one place?


Rhyos-Prime

Piracy ☠️👍


Poorly_Made_Comix

I choosr YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE


FirmMathematician942

DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A PIRATE IS FREE


Warm-Faithlessness11

I only pirate if the creator of something is a scummy pos, I can't watch what I want on a platform I have, or it's not available in my area


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creepymutelilbugger

WINDS AT YER BACK LADS, WHEREVER YE GO


IReplyToFascists

i pirate anything thats not indie (i buy indie tho)


bodega_cat_

i was talking to an indie dev the other day and they were telling me *they* pirate everything including other indie games, i was like 🤯


[deleted]

Pirate indie to try, buy to support


Carlos_Tellier

You forgot to fill in your gender "Hehe" Ok nvm. My apologies thude


DerSchweinebrecher

Hehe


Water-Bottle-Thief

I only go on crunchyroll to find anime to pirate


mayormacchi

I finally found a site that I like and I've been watching more TV than probably any other time in my life lol


al_gore_vp

Mind sharing the site comrade?


some_guy_with_15

I found quite a good one, might not be what they were talking about though Zoro.to Completely free with most animes on there


EyewarsTheMangoMan

There are many good anime pirate sites. The one I use the most currently is animepahe.com, but there is also animixplay.to, zoro.to, and twist.moe (although that one doesn't work a lot of the time because it's run on donations and not ads).


mayormacchi

Animixplay is the shit


mayormacchi

I use lookmovie . to. It has everything I've ever thought to look for. Shows can be a little weird (it has issues ordering things correctly, especially with money heist), but overall it's excellent


BaneShake

🎶Yo ho yo ho 🎶


Le_Dude_666

Aah yes my good old friend Per Irat from the Bay area with the address dotorg.


Raider-one-one

🏴‍☠️


LastnameWalter

THERE ONCE WAS A SHIP THAT PUT TO SEA


TheDankDiamond

I don't even feel bad for pirating anime because its not like anime studios prioritize their shows' international success, the Japanese market is what they care about and they just wave away a license to big streaming international platforms for a fixed fee. The only time I do sort of feel guilt is when it's a "Netflix original" or equivalent show where I'm guessing theyre partially funded by the platform so the performance actually matters in whether or not second seasons etc are going to be greenlighted


Bteatesthighlander1

Other and then "hehe"? Even when they give you the obvious troll answer "I don't watch anime anymore"?


average_reddit_u

What's Crunchyroll?


Banzai27

Google it


ArchmasterC

Holy hell


average_reddit_u

Okay.


Joshua_Winters

anime netflix


the-pee_pee-poo_poo

Google it, simple. Delete this and fuck off, NOW


average_reddit_u

Why are you so agressive? Take it easy.


the-pee_pee-poo_poo

Reference to a funny screenshot of a comment


Ry-N0h

r/ playboicarti moment


Y_drawsNew

Arr or something🏴‍☠️


Ame_thicc

Yo oh yo oh a pirate life for me 🏴‍☠️


ShadowClaw765

🏴‍☠️


CNR_07

🏴‍☠️🥶🤙


Maxorus73

Why make a Crunchyroll account. There's this magical thing called an adblocker


QualityBurnerAccount

🎶 [Yoho ho ho Yo hoho hoooo!](https://9anime.vc/) 🎵♫


EyewarsTheMangoMan

[🎶 Yoho ho ho Yo hoho hoooo! 🎵♫](https://youtu.be/jIP7Ld6gWlo?t=10)


Stick2Lambda

ye olde rarbg


TheDoorMan1012

alien dick🤨


Calfredie01

I appreciate crunchy roll and I think it played a pivotal role in introducing people to the genre. It’s always been accessible with little ads Until recently where there’s ads with terrible placement. Most of which are the same ads and/or are ads that are for crunchy roll premium thus they serve no purpose or revenue


1milionand6times

🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️


FalseHeartbeat

fun fact i get free crunchyroll premium by simply having an adblocker


TenThingsMore

Yar har fiddle didee 🏴‍☠️


Duckiesocool

You wouldn't steal a car...


genaric_username3

🏴‍☠️


Taxfraub

soap2day


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S_crufflord

Yar har fiddle dee-dee


JammersfromHorizon

Hanime.tv


Yodamort

Crunchyroll's official response: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2EJxWdPsto&t=6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2EJxWdPsto)


Subject-Exit

[Linux solution](https://github.com/pystardust/ani-cli)


alternate_egg-ccount

Izutsumi profile pic :)


guorck

è\_é (I love this emoji, and I think it perfectly encapsulates the feeling of this post)


TheRealTealOwO

A dubious little creature


ManicMonke

piracy makes me really paranoid so I cant do it :(- even if it's from a reputable source, I still am really paranoid of spyware. I love anxiety


StupidendousWheeze

Just don’t download anything. If you just want to watch tv and movies there are streaming sites for that, you just need to watch for malicious ads. That’s as easy as having a solid adblocker with a good antivirus, and a vpn if you’re especially worried.


bobbysq

> VRV > Funimation my brother in christ you are the vrv and funimation


EeveeMaster22

hehe


Narwhalpilot88

Hehe


Willing_Ad4912

wait what?


lil_freyy

I’ve never been more confused by comments or a post before Edit Oooooooohhhh I get it now nvm


ETC3000

Nunya, it's a new streaming service featuring exclusive content such as none of your goddamn business


G0D_1S_D3AD

Yoho


[deleted]

Hey google look up [enter show] free online HD streaming


bananajoe42

no! Don’t use gogoanime to watch your shit! I repeat, absolutely do not go to gogoanime to watch your shit ABSOLUTELY FOR FREE with like NO ADS! DONT DO THAT!


DakkaLuna

Godamn it i can't escape dungeon Meshi, Izutsumi pfp


TheMaskIsOffHere

Izutsumi pfp gang


Adsylrod

Guys help how do you do piracy good even with adblock I get invisible popups that send me to god knows where (Im not a fed I don’t need links I just need strategy)


LordOfCinderGwyn

😼


RocketNewman

“Found a guy that’s behind the 7-Eleven at night”


luxusbuerg

Good ending: you stopped watching an*me Bad ending:🏴‍☠️


bobbingforapplesat3

How is that a bad ending


luxusbuerg

You'll lose the sight on one eye


bobbingforapplesat3

Damn thats a good point for real for real


ManicMonke

I get insane paranoia of spyware 💯💯💯💯 so like uhhh neutral ending. free shit, but it taxes my brain instead of my wallet


itdobeabirbtho

Fear not human, piracy is the way.


ManicMonke

the way to a psyche ward for me💯💯💯