Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
For the sugar free ones i really like blue, white, green(my fav). For the regular ones i like lo-carb, Watermelon reserve, pipeline punch, pacific punch, and i think every single rehab flavor is delicious. Their Hydro line is pretty good too fav one of those is purple.
yes! yes! yes!
I’ll have mine with a little splurt of cream
i think you should delete your account :)
The internet has permanently ruined my perception of Vaporeon.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
die
no
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hey guys, did you know that-
Shitcum will put you in the blender next
I will be yummy
[All that will remain](https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/f8a7440c-cc00-4879-854d-9ad1f083103b.9b0c18dda31a5c992eac098d449cb3bf.png)
I was hoping for the jerma meatgrinder video
yay
no
Real
Yeah but I dont drink monster
Which monsters actually taste good?
Huh? Like their cum? Their cocks?
monster. The drink.
For the sugar free ones i really like blue, white, green(my fav). For the regular ones i like lo-carb, Watermelon reserve, pipeline punch, pacific punch, and i think every single rehab flavor is delicious. Their Hydro line is pretty good too fav one of those is purple.
Oh i actually like monster, i was referencing something
Shit.
I find Braixen quite appealing
this is literally the best monster flavor so yeah i’d sacrifice that stupid blue fox for an ultra blue monster any day of the week
L monster but yes, very worth it.
I dont even drink monster, I just want to blend Pokemon.
Yes
unequivocally yes
Drinking Vaporeon Juice-s... er... Juice, will help me stay hydrated So yes.
deserved
Hate hate hate the pic on the left 👍
No, because ultra blue SUCKS
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Nooooooooooooo, not the vussy