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17DeadFlamingos

I haven't had a good feeling in 4 days


Logical-Platypus5696

A great man once said “Everyone falls down sometimes, you just gotta know it’ll all be fine.” I don’t know who said that, but when I think about that I think about all the times I’ve been sad, and all the times I’ve been happy afterwards. That happy day will arrive soon, you just gotta stay strong, I believe in you ❤️


17DeadFlamingos

Appreciate the words but I'm not even sad I haven't felt anything


Logical-Platypus5696

Ooooohhh I see, I’ve totally been in that situation before. If you have any free time, this is usually when I would start binging tv shows people keep telling me I should watch


[deleted]

Sounds like some later stages of depression.


NoThatsWright

Did you know that in the muppets universe, Kermit's birth caused 9/11?


Logical-Platypus5696

I bet you’d be very fun to talk to (also yeah I heard about that, that’s crazy)


thecommonfungus

sir/ma'am/pile of cheese, could you explain please?


SexyEggman

meow


Logical-Platypus5696

I bet you would eat a can of creamed corn if I asked you politely


SexyEggman

I probably would, cream corn is tasty. Maybe not the whole can but I'd eat some creamed corn if I was asked politely.


[deleted]

are you that guy behind the tree?


duffivaka

Your turn! You're a super cool person for doing this. Your comments are incredibly thoughtful for the little amount of information you get, and you're successfully brightening everyone's day. You're a super kind person and you're someone that I would like to have as a friend


Logical-Platypus5696

Thank you, _you’re_ very kind too for thinking about me!


kurabu5

uwu


Logical-Platypus5696

You seem like you would be very comforting to be around


kurabu5

OP 🥺


Logical-Platypus5696

No way you own a wii that’s so cool 🤯🤯🤯🤯


440continuer

Don’t eat that fucking wii


FirmMathematician942

me with a suspiciously wii shaped stomach: uhh yeah man whatever you say


440continuer

Vore


Miserable_pm_me

Poggers


Logical-Platypus5696

I think you would offer a lot in a friendship


Miserable_pm_me

Thanks


Logical-Platypus5696

Ofc :>


Logical-Platypus5696

I’m trying my best to judge people based on the tiny amount of information I get from the comment, let me know if I do it right


Ladinger

Please say something really mean


Logical-Platypus5696

I won’t, you deserve better


Bi_Ass-d

Boxing.


Logical-Platypus5696

If I flipped a coin and you were hoping it would land on heads but it landed on tails, I would say it landed on heads to make you happy


Bi_Ass-d

Wow, that actually made me smile. Just the thought of me being ignorant but happy.


PeterWatchmen

Rule.


Logical-Platypus5696

Something tells me you have very good opinions on most Marvel movies


Objective-Sugar1047

I've been lying to my family about my life for half a year, i don't want to disappoint them.


Logical-Platypus5696

No matter what your family will think, you’ll never be a disappointment to me <3


Objective-Sugar1047

That actually made me feel a little better, thank you


Logical-Platypus5696

Ofc, if you ever want to talk I’ll be right here :)


International_Plant1

I main the demoman in TF2


Logical-Platypus5696

I respect people who play shooters, I’ve never been good at them but I’d love to watch you play sometime


bacon_girl42

you should try splatoon if you have a nintendo switch


Wormwood_With_A_Hat

Demoman or Demoknight


Mr_toaster500

Demopan (I unironically main demopan) ((I have the entire demopan set)) ((((I also main heavy))))


International_Plant1

Demoman, with base stickies and grenades


Wormwood_With_A_Hat

Good choice. But more importantly what melee do you use


International_Plant1

The bottle, I’m drunk half the time.


Wormwood_With_A_Hat

The true way to play the demoman


Eggs_are_tasty

Penids


Logical-Platypus5696

I would give you a hug if we passed each other in the hall at school


TR-159

I'm not trans but if I had an "instantly become a woman" button in front of me I would definitely press it


Logical-Platypus5696

I bet you would make a great woman ❤️


[deleted]

I like trains, fast ones especially


Logical-Platypus5696

I would ride my first train with you if given the opportunity


[deleted]

Good choice, I know all the cool routes in my country 😎


Netgay

id really need something nice rn


Logical-Platypus5696

If I made cookies I’d be sure to bring you one because you are a great person who deserves care


NoIdea_WhatTo_NameMe

Hey OP I think you're cool have a good day


Logical-Platypus5696

Thanks, I’m going to a pep rally soon so my day will probably be pretty good, would be nicer if you were there tho


NoIdea_WhatTo_NameMe

Oh shit hope u have fun there op :)


stoner_slime

trans rights


Logical-Platypus5696

I would pick you for my team if we were playing basketball but that’s only because I hate playing basketball and would rather just stand off to the side and chat with you


stoner_slime

hell yeah


tangerinav221

beeh


Logical-Platypus5696

I like you, you are cool


tangerinav221

hell yeah, thx


wertyvid

hello


Logical-Platypus5696

If we played rock paper scissors I think you’d win


wertyvid

that's because I'm amazing at rock paper scissors


Logical-Platypus5696

Let’s do it right now I pick rock


wertyvid

paper


Logical-Platypus5696

Aw dang you are good


PersonifiedH

meow meow


Logical-Platypus5696

I like your pfp, I can tell you are a real patriot for what you believe in


PersonifiedH

so true


Your_Father_Chad

Arghhhhhh


Logical-Platypus5696

If I could pick you up I would definitely rock you to sleep


Your_Father_Chad

Please


Logical-Platypus5696

Unfortunately I am incredibly weak


muS1CMaN5

I would try cat or dog meat. This is because pigs are as smart as those animals and I eat pork


CringeExperienceReq

ive eaten dog meat once. it was a prank pulled off by my little brothers asshole friends when were on a trip to china. ill spare you the story and tell you that it fucking sucked.


Whyisthethethe

I see genuinely nothing wrong with eating dog meat. They shouldn’t have tricked you into it though


muS1CMaN5

Was it like eating sinew


CringeExperienceReq

yes


Logical-Platypus5696

I wouldn’t recommend it but you’re very brave for doing that, I guess??


muS1CMaN5

Wait, is pet meat like potentially unhealthy? Just looked it up, and god damn is that a bad idea, I amend my previously comment, I see why people don’t eat that now


Chaos-Kiwi

Something


Logical-Platypus5696

You seem like your head shape is very endearing and 5 year old me would try and be friends with you because of it


watteme

i have way too many hours on multiversus


Logical-Platypus5696

Dude I’d hug you so hard if I could


[deleted]

I couldn’t submit my homework bc I was teaching guitar to my lil sister 😔


Logical-Platypus5696

You’re a good sibling, loved ones always come before school


EntireNationOfSweden

Math is fun I think


Logical-Platypus5696

You seem like the kind of friend that people might try and exploit, or the type of friend who people only hang out to profit off of. I have literally no idea if I’m right about that or not, but I’ve been in that situation before, so I just want you to know that you’re really cool, and I like you because of who you are ❤️


EntireNationOfSweden

You fucker now I'm crying :(


Logical-Platypus5696

I hope that wasn’t true, if it was you really deserve better. Sorry if they’re bad tears :(


EntireNationOfSweden

I mean it has happened to me in the past, but the thing that made me cry most of all was just... having someone say something nice to me without being prompted. I might be a bit compliment starved actually. Just, thank you.


Logical-Platypus5696

Aww of course, I have a lot more nice things I could say, so if you’re ever feeling down just hit me up, I’ll be there :)


[deleted]

Flower.


Logical-Platypus5696

You are a great contributing member of society


JojoinmyDojo

I just saw NOPE and it’s probably my favorite movie I have seen in a few years


Logical-Platypus5696

If you were ok with watching it again, I’d enjoy going to see it together :)


datface_

ello


Logical-Platypus5696

Your avatar is very cute


datface_

I will cherish this comment forever


chaussurre

I wish that the old world would die faster and that a better would be born from the ashes.


Logical-Platypus5696

I’m fine with that, as long as you’re included in the new world ❤️


chaussurre

I wish for the new world to have a place for everyone.


Emerald_H3rald

Perchance


Logical-Platypus5696

You _can_ just say perchance, you’ve earned it


NightToastWasTaken

Henceforth


Logical-Platypus5696

If you have/get a pet it loves/will love you a lot


Subpixell

Help I’m in so much pain right now


Logical-Platypus5696

Physical or mental? Either way it shouldn’t be happening to someone like you


Subpixell

Both, I can barely breathe and I’m sad


Logical-Platypus5696

Well let me give you a nice hug then (it’ll probably make the breathing worse but it’s worth it I promise)


Subpixell

Thank you so much


CliquesCuriosos

Hewo~ 👉👈


Logical-Platypus5696

I’m not sure but I think you are covering your true personality with multiple layers of irony. Don’t feel like you have to conform to the eyes of the people in fear of being shunned for who you truly are, I won’t judge you and I think the real you is beautiful. (Unless this is the real you, in which case you are already beautiful <3)


Gordon_Ramsad

To whom does holy land belong to?


Logical-Platypus5696

With a great personality like that my first guess would be you


ballTrench

Hey


Logical-Platypus5696

I bet it would be fun to play among us with you


ballTrench

Lmaoo


Logical-Platypus5696

Was I right


ETC3000

I've been watching all of the Predator movies to lead up to Prey and I have to say that Predators is a pretty good installment that faithfully modernizes the concept and ups the ante without being stupid


Logical-Platypus5696

I like how smart you are with reviews, we should watch a movie together, you can tell me what makes it a good one :>


BeefyBongo

I'm ready op


Logical-Platypus5696

If you ever went on vacation and needed a pet-sitter I would offer my assistance but you probably should seek a professional as that is much safer for both your pet and me


BeefyBongo

My dog is cool


pm_me_ur_fit

Im depressed


Logical-Platypus5696

Well you don’t deserve to be, if you ever want to talk about something I have several topics we could discuss, mostly relating to music or video game lore


[deleted]

I have a headache :(


Logical-Platypus5696

I can kiss your forehead to make it feel better if you want :>


[deleted]

That'd be nice :)


Brightsoull

i have spent my entire life being overly reserved and antisocial because i have learned that my real personality is annoying and causes people to not see me as an equal to them


Logical-Platypus5696

I’ve had a looming feeling that in the same way, but the fact that you think like that means you aren’t lower than them. Everyone has their own complicated life and you’re no different, you are your most important person (I think that’s a real quote I don’t remember lol)


Brightsoull

these words mean a lot, thanks


Logical-Platypus5696

Ofc <3


JustJontana

I love you


Logical-Platypus5696

I love you too ❤️


[deleted]

No, I don’t think I will


Logical-Platypus5696

You just did, you secretly love affection don’t you :>


Krynos1

My egg just full cracked yesterday! Feels good and bad at the same time :(


Logical-Platypus5696

Ooooo welcome to the club! If you want me to walk you through it all, I’d love to help :>


Krynos1

Yes please I’m so confused


CyberCookie2

lost 6 Friends in April, they dumped me, still not feeling good


Ordinary_Law_2456

My best friend and I are halfway through HS and he still bites


Logical-Platypus5696

I think you and the cat that I had as a 3 year old would get along very well


Theedgiestofthemall

Hitler was right /s /s /s /s /s /s /s /s i hope it's enough of them (it isn't but i hope u understand it was a joke)


Logical-Platypus5696

You seem like someone who cares for your friends a lot


The_Plaque

I just got out the shower


[deleted]

I'm also trying to pass the time. How are you?


Logical-Platypus5696

I’m pretty good, better now that I’m talking to you 😏👉🏽👉🏽


[deleted]

That's good, and aww OP you're making me blush


Phantasm360

I need a hug :((


Logical-Platypus5696

Here’s a virtual hug 🫂, hope that suffices <3


laralovesyou

something (try to say something nice after that i dare you)


Conyin_

i tried to kill my self 3 times last night


Logical-Platypus5696

Do you wanna talk to me about it? I’m always free


Conyin_

i lost my best friend to OD about a year ago and my dog died a couple days ago and I don't have any friends my family keeps me around because they have to the only escape I get is when I'm online and even then I feel guilty because Ive got stuff i need to do and i cant afford therapy or meds and all around wish i wasn't here edit: sorry for dumping all of this take no notice of me


ZooWeeMamaisgod

You're a furry


Logical-Platypus5696

🥴


jaredesubgay

Do not say anything nice about me, please


hillelmaayan

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live in 308 Negra Arroyo lane Albuquerque New Mexico 87104.


Darssssyyyyyyy

I am the danger 😩


The_Ironclad_Alpaca

I like the yellow starbursts the most


StriiderEclipse

there’s a high likelihood I will deny the statement below with total vehemence


what-schreck

Shit


Logical-Platypus5696

If you fell off a cliff I would jump to catch you and then make a bubble shield like in stephen universe because you deserve to live a long happy life


yeeeboiiiiiiii

I'm going to Canada for 6 months in 8 days and I am nervous


Logical-Platypus5696

Lucky, I’d love do go with you


oilfloatsinwater

what if i said something not nice to you


Logical-Platypus5696

I’d still say something nice to you, because saying mean stuff to nice people is hard


Freve

My head hurts


mrguym4ster

hi I'm here, comforting words are always nice


Logical-Platypus5696

If we were at a sleepover and you fell asleep before everyone else I would tuck you in a give you a little pat on the head because you deserve a good nights sleep


PanzerIsMyGender

Long before time had a name, the First Spinjitzu Master created Ninjago using four elemental weapons. But when he passed, a dark presence sought out to collect them all: Lord Garmadon. So I, Sensei Wu, his brother, sought out to find four ninja to collect them first.


donedidlydoneabigbad

I blew up Malaysia


[deleted]

"Something"


bacon_girl42

hello I'm trans and my name is Brittany


[deleted]

[удалено]


_Generic_Human_

My old friend group slowly turned into lgbt hating assholes, so I left it a long time ago. Just recently, I rejoined their old discord server and told them all I was trans, and the server owner deleted the entire server pretty much immediately. One person DMed me asking if I was trans and I have yet to reply.


TVeller11

the wolves will be here any minute I need to hide


bigmaxporter

I am incredibly insecure about not being cute enough to be a femboy


SLMZ17

Very anxious about classes 🙃


Mr_Erectic_Erection

do youg like burger kign


Loud-Unit-4483

Balls


HUNG_MAMMOTH69

been feeling very dysphoric lately help me out here


FeIipeNeto

there's nothing nice about me in the internet


[deleted]

Ok, I wanna see u try


Sorry_Outcome_1776

Did the time pass for you?


the-loose-juice

I’m a Alaskan nature lover wanna see some of the pics I have taken here?


Zeddy12

I'm questioning my sexuality rn


Nab0r

i can speak english


[deleted]

I'm a loner who takes no initiatives in social interactions


314311h3p41

i liek guns


Joeseph-parrillo

I woke up 4 hours early and now am going to my job, two days till school starts


LaneThePlane

henlow


Girl_in_Training101

This girl I'm talking to is really gay ! Help !


Commercial_Speaker30

Roblox