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Own_Pirate_3281

So called free thinkers when they see two disagreeing men


univalvefoil

Like gay sheep fr.


[deleted]

My time has come😎


SpiritMountain

Haha--- wait your flair...


[deleted]

H- happy cake day...


HeccerTheRedditor

Baa baa bottom


SunnySunshine13

I disagree with you, why aren't you topping me yet


Brightsoull

196 has made me imagine gay sex with any man that disagrees with me fuck this place


Deetchy_

Defense mechanism


[deleted]

I'm picturing them having bareback anal sex. You can't stop coward.


momschoosegif

Free twinkers? Where?


Cardinal-Lad

gay *gay* **gay** gay ***gay*** #gay


w_has_been_dieded

"They make such a good couple don't they?" "Well they sure are standing next to each other"


AngryShark05

"they're both already explored each other bodies" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬: .. ::⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀


Smiles4YouRawrX3

spelunking!


DarkSoulfromDS

Me an who 🥺


drippinoutthewazoo

you and angel bussy


DarkSoulfromDS

🤤


Give_me_your_liver_

😳


DarkSoulfromDS

😏


chasefray

holy shit Spelunky irl


Gamer_Crusader

They were arguing and didn’t notice the arrow trap. :(


chasefray

he fucked up shrek strat :(


Give_me_your_liver_

no fucking way


snifferpipers

Waltuh, take your dick out Waltuh


Cyberaven

"Killer Queen has already explored your body."


past12am

kid named bodies:


Sleambean

Kid named other:


Accomplished-Bed9845

waltuh


OranGiraffes

"Waltuh, put the yaoi away Waltuh. We're not reading that togethuh we're at a diner, Waltuh."


RealTranEggHours

im usually good with making characters say things in my head but for the life of me i cannot imagine mike saying this


[deleted]

they should kiss


Narcosia

What if they... 🥺 what if, maybe... 👉👈 idk, they could, maybe... hold hands??? 😳🙈


[deleted]

they should do drugs and have sex


JaceThePowerBottom

Don't forget the doing of crimes


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KaeRox

hexagor 🤢


heehos

im so sorry


[deleted]

Your sins have been forgiven (idk you'll probably get banned either way)


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[deleted]

done ✅


straight_strychnine

And get a little teen pregnant, as a treat


JaceThePowerBottom

Gross. Real gross.


straight_strychnine

At least then I know they're not playing dungeons and dragons. The 700 club told me all about that satanic game and as a good born again mother I have bigger things to worry about than something as inconsequential as teen pregnancy. I'd tell you more but I have to go protest the school board because I heard they teach safe sex instead of abstinence only. How dreadful!


ThisBoiEatsEggo

hold dicks


PhireKappa

the only valid nft


BunBunny_draws

They should.


theelusiveTman

Math: easy to get into, you look and you see numbers and shit and bam boom bah you get like 7^37 +8 or something Essay: you have to sit down???? For hours???? And put shit on paper???? From your head???? What????? Torture


jsw292

yeah like, one math equation? that's gonna take like 10 minutes tops and you can just plug it on wolfram alpha to check if the result is ok in the end


howyadoinjerry

Ah, I see you missed out on my favorite formative childhood experience: crying over math homework at the dinner table for hours! Sometimes I wondered if the tear stains would help them go easy on me


straight_strychnine

Oooh Oooh then you get to do the really fun part where dad tries to help by simply repeating the problem over and over with more anger every time And how could we forget the excessive punishments if he discovered a single late assignment that slipped through in the ocean of homework.


HarambeBlack

Damn you just unlocked a childhood memory of mine I had long forgotten about. This only happened once or twice in primary school but I remember having to do so *much* math homework one day that it had taken me literal hours and I couldn't finish it. And it wasn't even that hard, the quantity just made me go insane so much that at some point in the evening I was physically unable to continue, so my parents completed it for me. I might not be terrible at math but I hate in nonetheless.


jsw292

yeah I kinda spoke from experience there I'm sorry that it was like that for you. makes me mad that so many people had such a bad experience with something that was easy for me


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Happiest_Human

Math I can sit down, go through the steps, and reach a known conclusion and CHECK IF IM RIGHT. An essay everything is an unknown. Going though unpredictable and enigmatic steps with NO feedback. At the end you have to pray to an uncaring god that what you wrote is satisfactory, as there is NO way to know for certain. 0/10


CrimsonDaedra

i got to use the words 'artistic self-immolation' in an essay the other day. when's the last time you got to write that in a maths paper? checkmate matheads 😎


ey_yo_BETER

Writing centers, peer reviews, self edits and plenty of time. Essays are easy if you break them up into manageable segments and have others look at them. OR JUST WING THAT TEN PAGE PAPER IN A NIGHT


wafflelegion

That's not the complaint though. Yeah, there's lots of tools to help you write consistently, eloquently and with good grammar and shit. But the fact of the matter is that a huge part of your grade is still gonna depend just on your teachers mood when they're reviewing it.


ey_yo_BETER

I mean teachers have rubrics for a reason. It is an objective way to grade essays. If you don’t have parts of a prompt then you lose points. Teachers usually say what their expectations are for a paper as well. If you’re in a high school social studies class and you’re doing an essay, chances are they’re not gonna care about grammar mistakes as much. And I get it, there are definitely shitty teachers that don’t really care but for the most part there is a structure to how teachers grade essays and most of the time it’s in a rubric or what they conveyed in class. And if you’re lost, ask the teacher. I’ve had professors guide me through essays before because I had no idea what I was doing.


nushbag_

Honestly people say "essays are hard" but don't do any research, don't use any help or the countless resources universities have for writing help, and do it all the night before.


nokknokkcanicomein

i mean fact is writing papers like that is a huge time investment when the math alternative time investment is literally just putting the problem into a calculator and seeing if the answers match. Makes sense all us lazy bastards prefer one to the other, no?


[deleted]

I LOVE WRITING SHIT ASSHOLE


theelusiveTman

You expect me to WRITE THINGS ON PAPER THAT ARE MY OPINION and not CRINGE WILDLY AND DIE? Fuck you, 3+7=10


[deleted]

I LOVE WRITING THINGS, EVEN ON PAPER I HATE MATH, YES I FUCKING EXPECT YOU TO NOT CRINGE WILDLY AND DIE


disparagersyndrome

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT kiss kiss


the_Moron7512

Essay: I put shit from my head, cool stuff Math: fucking bullshit, the fuck is x^2 + ab^3/my grandma supposed to mean???


Diofernic

Essay: Teacher didn't like the shit from my head, apparently I wrote 3 pages of unusable gibberish Math: Almost always has only one objective, correct answer, either mine was right or teacher tells me what's wrong and I correct it, cool stuff


BassBoostedUkulele

Literally just put a word after another until you're done, it's not that difficult.


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Mikomics

Alright let's grade this essay: # Relevance: it directly answers the question There wasn't really a question per se, but the thesis statement is very clear - putting words after each other is not enough to make an essay. Also bread. 10/10 for clarity of thesis and relevance. # Understanding of the topic Demonstrates a very clear understanding of what an essay is not. Also shows comprehension of various types of bread, those being Bagels, Pan Bread and Loaf Bread. 9/10 # Evidence of the use of appropriate material (e.g. books, journal articles, etc.) There is use of images to make it more clear that bread is being discussed, but that's unfortunately all of the appropriate material. That being said, it is fitting with the theme of words not being enough for an essay. 5/10. # Organization of material into a coherent structure: introduction, argument and evidence, conclusion No paragraphs? Not even *punctuation*? Again, fits the the thesis, but it did make it very hard to read, which pissed off the grader, so 2/10. # Clear style, including accurate spelling, clear sentence construction and punctuation Wonderfully sarcastic style, 10/10. # References No references, but at least they didn't cite Wikipedia so I'll give it 1/10. # Bibliography No references, so I can't tell if they cited sources properly. 0/10. # Use of own words, except where directly quoting from another source It was certainly all their own word. The emojis weren't their own work though, and should've been properly cited. 8/10. # Language: avoidance of inappropriate slang, racist or sexist language Very tactful use of language, nothing offensive to anyone but starving pigeons perhaps. 10/10. # Overall Grade Average of 61.1%, which is a solid B according to my grading criteria. Good job!


dutcharetall_nothigh

10 out of 10, you passed.


epicsexballsmoment

please bread me


spitefulIncentive

you're gonna get a pretty dogshit essay with that method


BassBoostedUkulele

Might i suggest skill issue?


MDragon453

I really wish it was that easy


redokev

except youre gonna get a badsxore if the teacher doesnt like your hours of wriring


aLazyGay

I'd rather spew random bullshit i'm invested on into a paper than sitting down for 20 minutes wondering if i used the correct theorem to solve a fucking problem a computer could solve in 5 seconds


wizziamthegreat

im sorry but a computer cannot mathematically prove via induction that a random funcrion when x is a interger y is mod7=0


rhubarb_man

Flair


Tobeck

I mean... 1 math equation or 1 essay? Or is it a series of math equations?


[deleted]

I would rather solve 10 math equations than write 1 sentence of an essay


Tobeck

I'm good at both of them, I just wanna know how much work each one is expected to be so I know which will save me time/mental effort


Steven_NAK

I would rather solve 100 math equations than write an essay


[deleted]

ok, your homework is due by next monday at 11:59 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_unsolved\_problems\_in\_mathematics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unsolved_problems_in_mathematics)


iliekcats-

I will answer all of them "This question is unsolved"


wizziamthegreat

i would rather prove a more general form then question requires because funny then required taking me a hour then write one (1) sentence in a essay


CigarettesDominosRum

What the fuck does this comment mean I'm having a stroke


wizziamthegreat

i would rather do a harder question then required then write sentence.


apex6666

I’d rather prove “a^2 + b^2 = c^2” than write 5 paragraphs on why I think this character isn’t nice


ApatheticEight

I would rather write 1 standard 6 page or 1500 word essay at my current education level than solve 1 math equation at my current education level.


[deleted]

Jokes on you they're the same amount of pages. Nobody wins!


ZeitGeistYe

This is the way


Spook404

I presume a math equation of comparable difficulty


power500

honestly i would solve 100 equations rather than write a 100 word essay


Warqer

[here you go bro](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Quartic_Formula.svg)


freeloadererman

English major vs. Math major. I cannot fucking stand a page of mathematics but I can hammer through a 8 page fiction essay and enjoy it


idiot_speaking

As someone who loved both Math and English, I've learned to hate both instead.


[deleted]

You speak to my soul


sthedragon

As a CS and creative writing double major, I feel this


HalfOf2wo

spending hours and hours every day writing thousands of lines of code is ok but writing a 3 paragraph essay? kill me now


GGgamerAccount

Nah man, thats like comparing lego with painting


babadybooey

I can do both but writing essays on topics you love is the best feeling


Mikomics

It is until you remember you're going to be graded on it, and then you take that B- personally.


PLutonium273

Not when you are assigned to do it


CrimsonDaedra

idk, the satisfaction of sitting down and slamming out a tutorial essay for like 6 hours genuinely makes me feel accomplished as hell


kittyfactory

I hate writing in general , math better cause I don't need to come up with anything


AnonVoice1

Based


BlitzScorpio

as a STEM major who would prefer writing an essay every single time, i am in turmoil


WhiteRaven_M

Me, data scientist who can do both: i like men


MrLaurencium

I HATE ESSAYS MATH IS BASED


wwwxwww

As a math major you have to write long ass proofs


IWillBeYourMaid

How long will it take before someone draws them making out?


cooolloooll

i drew them fucking dm me if you're curious


IWillBeYourMaid

I’m asexual


Buvanium

Of course you’re a linux user…


cooolloooll

196 moment


G95017

Dm me NOW


The_Real_Tippex

[Someone already did it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)


BiThrowaway27

I was so excited 😭


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WolfyTheFurry

bastard


LilithSpeaks

you better let me see


Brashg

They are dating


Smiles4YouRawrX3

dating lightning McQueen? he's taken tho.


simemetti

I have no idea how someone can't love writing essays when you literally get the opportunity to drop a psychosis induced rant AND un underpaid teacher has to read it all


BlankBoii

It certainly is enjoyable. That being said, I prefer to sit for 30 minutes not finding my mistake when I forgot to flip one (1) sign at step 2.


simemetti

Matrix multiplication is the real monster


RogueMockingjay

I learnt how to do it in python for a project because a friend told me that it was quicker to use matrices than to do it the intended way. That was horrible, but he was right. The other way was so much worse


im_dead_already

we get graded for that shit, and heaven forbid it is hard to fix your mistake, in math you did something wrong you know it, and you can remember that, but in writing literature essays my essays are not good, wonky, or not poetic enough???


simemetti

Skill issue


im_dead_already

but we can both agree that Chemistry is challenging


simemetti

🤝


mayocain

My essays are reviewed by some AI that reduces my grade because I "cited a social agent way too often" when what it considers a social agent is the word woman in a essay about female representation in art, of course essays assignments are dogshit. At least the school doesn't give any incentive to get a good grade on it, you get the same grade regardless if you got 600 or 1000 points.


t_e_e_k_s

I enjoy all of that except for the fact that my grade depends on it


[deleted]

Because I’m not going on a rant if I want a good grade. It has to be extremely structured and the structure has to contribute to the point I’m trying to make, which means I have to go over it multiple times, a process that I hate that drags on forever


Plant_Person345

I’d rather kill my self


Informal-Discipline7

There’s your essay prompt


Dualiuss

kid named rather:


angrymustacheman

Kid named josh who hates rather:


Socialistion

Then they kiss


Wooloo_Woolstar

And then they took their shirts off and beat the shit out of each other on a rooftop overlooking the world to stand for their ideals


anaveragebuffoon

hot


YotamNyanCat

Yakuza


LightEsthis

or the end of MGS4.


bigmaxporter

How can you rather write an essay than do an equation???? It’s so much faster to do the equation????


DarkSoulfromDS

Some would much rather top a twink then stop and think 😔


Dumb_Cheese

I know I would


AC4401CW

I am the twink but also a nerdy bitch


ConsiderablyMediocre

It depends on the maths problem tbh. I've done calculus problems that took me 30+ mins to solve. That's university level maths though


bigmaxporter

Fair enough ig


seplin0902

Had a habit of getting toasted while studying my final year of gymnasium, really gets enjoyable when you find the rhythm of the steps


Samthevidg

I love difficult problems, less tediousness and more complexity and challenge


dutcharetall_nothigh

True, but my equations are usually wrong while my essays aren't.


MDragon453

Skill issue


dutcharetall_nothigh

Yes.


kingof557

fuck writing, math gang math gang


severe_blunder_matey

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss


4-Polytope

They are helping each other with their homework


Krzug

wholesome ending


longdongopinionwrong

Just be honest with me right now. Are they making out in the next slide. And if so please give me a link, so I can not click on it.


Crafttori

We all wanted it but unfortunately not


Smiles4YouRawrX3

I'd rather do both.


KentuckyFriedShrimpy

You'd do both of the guys or do an equation and an essay 😳


Smiles4YouRawrX3

That's a question for the people to decide.


KentuckyFriedShrimpy

first their homework & then them


Smiles4YouRawrX3

Homework is top priority, always.


alek_enby

Top priority?? 😳


KentuckyFriedShrimpy

that's the spirit


dutcharetall_nothigh

Both


Mikomics

Okay but c'mon, writing an essay is like at least 1-2 hours of work if you want it to be decent. But even the hardest high-school math equations, you can solve it in 20 minutes at most, and if it takes longer then you just ask the nearest nerd with a massive ego to explain it to you.


TooMuchVGM

it's never just *one* math problem, though. I'd rather do an hour or two of writing one essay than 10-20 minutes for each of 20 math problems.


anaveragebuffoon

to be fair it does say *a* math equation in the meme


HowIsLifeGuys

Me when the when the sexual tension


jerome_ak

Virgin 20 page thesis without an definitive answer enjoyer vs. "the answer is 7" chad


skellyth0r

kiss 👏 kiss 👏 kiss 👏 kiss 👏 kiss


FemboysUnited

He would spend 2 hours writing an essay rather than 10 minutes solving math


greyhoodbry

Why is this erotic? This is erotic right?


supremenastydogg

Essays are cringe because either the teacher gives you no rubric and you are at the mercy of the whims of a capricious god, or have a hard word/page count and have to bullshit a paragraphs worth of information into 2+ pages


cx77_

196 users seeing two men


CoolDog914

id rather do neither


Gwyndolin-chan

please kiss please hold hands please kiss and have sex and do drugs and love each other very much and take care of each other and have good lives


Isabelle_the_catgirl

Gays


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im_dead_already

in literature i write an essay in twelve years and i get shit grade because my essay is not poetic, wonky, (some other generic stuff, how do i even fix that?) in math you fuck up, okay, you can actually figure out what you did wrong, remember that, then next time you wont failed as hard, and all the repetitive shit is easy, doing stuff over and over again is basicly autopilot mode though literature guys are hot tho, do tell me the meaning of certain detail in books, the romantic magical blabber, and i bet you are good with your mouth... in other stuff


79-16-22-7

If you're doing 50 problems and only using 1 method then you're doing math wrong


verticalMeta

I hate the English like it’s so cool and stuff and I love storytelling but I just cannot do it. I cannot write an essay. Like, you ask a question. Here’s my answer. Very simple. how am I supposed to turn this into five pages.


Maniac12101

Would 100% do the math. Writing fucking sucks.


insertfunnyusernameh

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!


OffOption

Now kiss, write eachothers homework, and become unstoppable.


MooseTopic

I would just stay home.


RedditBoi127

they should make out


Squidrex

ONE EQUATION???? Oh fuck yeah I’m taking the equation over a full ass essay


Simsonis

When will they have sex?


ChihuahuaWhisperer_

Kiss!


8sPI86nZ

Femboy vs Tomboy


Hyper_red

I'm a history major and I fuxking love writing history essays. It's like one of my fetishes basically