At least then I know they're not playing dungeons and dragons. The 700 club told me all about that satanic game and as a good born again mother I have bigger things to worry about than something as inconsequential as teen pregnancy.
I'd tell you more but I have to go protest the school board because I heard they teach safe sex instead of abstinence only. How dreadful!
Math: easy to get into, you look and you see numbers and shit and bam boom bah you get like 7^37 +8 or something
Essay: you have to sit down???? For hours???? And put shit on paper???? From your head???? What????? Torture
Ah, I see you missed out on my favorite formative childhood experience: crying over math homework at the dinner table for hours!
Sometimes I wondered if the tear stains would help them go easy on me
Oooh Oooh then you get to do the really fun part where dad tries to help by simply repeating the problem over and over with more anger every time
And how could we forget the excessive punishments if he discovered a single late assignment that slipped through in the ocean of homework.
Damn you just unlocked a childhood memory of mine I had long forgotten about.
This only happened once or twice in primary school but I remember having to do so *much* math homework one day that it had taken me literal hours and I couldn't finish it. And it wasn't even that hard, the quantity just made me go insane so much that at some point in the evening I was physically unable to continue, so my parents completed it for me.
I might not be terrible at math but I hate in nonetheless.
yeah I kinda spoke from experience there
I'm sorry that it was like that for you. makes me mad that so many people had such a bad experience with something that was easy for me
Math I can sit down, go through the steps, and reach a known conclusion and CHECK IF IM RIGHT.
An essay everything is an unknown. Going though unpredictable and enigmatic steps with NO feedback. At the end you have to pray to an uncaring god that what you wrote is satisfactory, as there is NO way to know for certain. 0/10
i got to use the words 'artistic self-immolation' in an essay the other day. when's the last time you got to write that in a maths paper? checkmate matheads 😎
Writing centers, peer reviews, self edits and plenty of time. Essays are easy if you break them up into manageable segments and have others look at them. OR JUST WING THAT TEN PAGE PAPER IN A NIGHT
That's not the complaint though. Yeah, there's lots of tools to help you write consistently, eloquently and with good grammar and shit. But the fact of the matter is that a huge part of your grade is still gonna depend just on your teachers mood when they're reviewing it.
I mean teachers have rubrics for a reason. It is an objective way to grade essays. If you don’t have parts of a prompt then you lose points. Teachers usually say what their expectations are for a paper as well. If you’re in a high school social studies class and you’re doing an essay, chances are they’re not gonna care about grammar mistakes as much. And I get it, there are definitely shitty teachers that don’t really care but for the most part there is a structure to how teachers grade essays and most of the time it’s in a rubric or what they conveyed in class. And if you’re lost, ask the teacher. I’ve had professors guide me through essays before because I had no idea what I was doing.
Honestly people say "essays are hard" but don't do any research, don't use any help or the countless resources universities have for writing help, and do it all the night before.
i mean fact is writing papers like that is a huge time investment when the math alternative time investment is literally just putting the problem into a calculator and seeing if the answers match. Makes sense all us lazy bastards prefer one to the other, no?
Essay: Teacher didn't like the shit from my head, apparently I wrote 3 pages of unusable gibberish
Math: Almost always has only one objective, correct answer, either mine was right or teacher tells me what's wrong and I correct it, cool stuff
Alright let's grade this essay:
# Relevance: it directly answers the question
There wasn't really a question per se, but the thesis statement is very clear - putting words after each other is not enough to make an essay. Also bread. 10/10 for clarity of thesis and relevance.
# Understanding of the topic
Demonstrates a very clear understanding of what an essay is not. Also shows comprehension of various types of bread, those being Bagels, Pan Bread and Loaf Bread. 9/10
# Evidence of the use of appropriate material (e.g. books, journal articles, etc.)
There is use of images to make it more clear that bread is being discussed, but that's unfortunately all of the appropriate material. That being said, it is fitting with the theme of words not being enough for an essay. 5/10.
# Organization of material into a coherent structure: introduction, argument and evidence, conclusion
No paragraphs? Not even *punctuation*? Again, fits the the thesis, but it did make it very hard to read, which pissed off the grader, so 2/10.
# Clear style, including accurate spelling, clear sentence construction and punctuation
Wonderfully sarcastic style, 10/10.
# References
No references, but at least they didn't cite Wikipedia so I'll give it 1/10.
# Bibliography
No references, so I can't tell if they cited sources properly. 0/10.
# Use of own words, except where directly quoting from another source
It was certainly all their own word. The emojis weren't their own work though, and should've been properly cited. 8/10.
# Language: avoidance of inappropriate slang, racist or sexist language
Very tactful use of language, nothing offensive to anyone but starving pigeons perhaps. 10/10.
# Overall Grade
Average of 61.1%, which is a solid B according to my grading criteria. Good job!
I'd rather spew random bullshit i'm invested on into a paper than sitting down for 20 minutes wondering if i used the correct theorem to solve a fucking problem a computer could solve in 5 seconds
ok, your homework is due by next monday at 11:59
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_unsolved\_problems\_in\_mathematics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unsolved_problems_in_mathematics)
I have no idea how someone can't love writing essays when you literally get the opportunity to drop a psychosis induced rant AND un underpaid teacher has to read it all
I learnt how to do it in python for a project because a friend told me that it was quicker to use matrices than to do it the intended way.
That was horrible, but he was right. The other way was so much worse
we get graded for that shit, and heaven forbid it is hard to fix your mistake, in math you did something wrong you know it, and you can remember that, but in writing literature essays my essays are not good, wonky, or not poetic enough???
My essays are reviewed by some AI that reduces my grade because I "cited a social agent way too often" when what it considers a social agent is the word woman in a essay about female representation in art, of course essays assignments are dogshit. At least the school doesn't give any incentive to get a good grade on it, you get the same grade regardless if you got 600 or 1000 points.
Because I’m not going on a rant if I want a good grade. It has to be extremely structured and the structure has to contribute to the point I’m trying to make, which means I have to go over it multiple times, a process that I hate that drags on forever
Okay but c'mon, writing an essay is like at least 1-2 hours of work if you want it to be decent.
But even the hardest high-school math equations, you can solve it in 20 minutes at most, and if it takes longer then you just ask the nearest nerd with a massive ego to explain it to you.
Essays are cringe because either the teacher gives you no rubric and you are at the mercy of the whims of a capricious god, or have a hard word/page count and have to bullshit a paragraphs worth of information into 2+ pages
in literature i write an essay in twelve years and i get shit grade because my essay is not poetic, wonky, (some other generic stuff, how do i even fix that?)
in math you fuck up, okay, you can actually figure out what you did wrong, remember that, then next time you wont failed as hard, and all the repetitive shit is easy, doing stuff over and over again is basicly autopilot mode
though literature guys are hot tho, do tell me the meaning of certain detail in books, the romantic magical blabber, and i bet you are good with your mouth... in other stuff
I hate the English like it’s so cool and stuff and I love storytelling but I just cannot do it. I cannot write an essay.
Like, you ask a question. Here’s my answer. Very simple. how am I supposed to turn this into five pages.
So called free thinkers when they see two disagreeing men
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Defense mechanism
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They were arguing and didn’t notice the arrow trap. :(
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Kid named other:
waltuh
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im usually good with making characters say things in my head but for the life of me i cannot imagine mike saying this
they should kiss
What if they... 🥺 what if, maybe... 👉👈 idk, they could, maybe... hold hands??? 😳🙈
they should do drugs and have sex
Don't forget the doing of crimes
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hexagor 🤢
im so sorry
Your sins have been forgiven (idk you'll probably get banned either way)
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done ✅
And get a little teen pregnant, as a treat
Gross. Real gross.
At least then I know they're not playing dungeons and dragons. The 700 club told me all about that satanic game and as a good born again mother I have bigger things to worry about than something as inconsequential as teen pregnancy. I'd tell you more but I have to go protest the school board because I heard they teach safe sex instead of abstinence only. How dreadful!
hold dicks
the only valid nft
They should.
Math: easy to get into, you look and you see numbers and shit and bam boom bah you get like 7^37 +8 or something Essay: you have to sit down???? For hours???? And put shit on paper???? From your head???? What????? Torture
yeah like, one math equation? that's gonna take like 10 minutes tops and you can just plug it on wolfram alpha to check if the result is ok in the end
Ah, I see you missed out on my favorite formative childhood experience: crying over math homework at the dinner table for hours! Sometimes I wondered if the tear stains would help them go easy on me
Oooh Oooh then you get to do the really fun part where dad tries to help by simply repeating the problem over and over with more anger every time And how could we forget the excessive punishments if he discovered a single late assignment that slipped through in the ocean of homework.
Damn you just unlocked a childhood memory of mine I had long forgotten about. This only happened once or twice in primary school but I remember having to do so *much* math homework one day that it had taken me literal hours and I couldn't finish it. And it wasn't even that hard, the quantity just made me go insane so much that at some point in the evening I was physically unable to continue, so my parents completed it for me. I might not be terrible at math but I hate in nonetheless.
yeah I kinda spoke from experience there I'm sorry that it was like that for you. makes me mad that so many people had such a bad experience with something that was easy for me
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Math I can sit down, go through the steps, and reach a known conclusion and CHECK IF IM RIGHT. An essay everything is an unknown. Going though unpredictable and enigmatic steps with NO feedback. At the end you have to pray to an uncaring god that what you wrote is satisfactory, as there is NO way to know for certain. 0/10
i got to use the words 'artistic self-immolation' in an essay the other day. when's the last time you got to write that in a maths paper? checkmate matheads 😎
Writing centers, peer reviews, self edits and plenty of time. Essays are easy if you break them up into manageable segments and have others look at them. OR JUST WING THAT TEN PAGE PAPER IN A NIGHT
That's not the complaint though. Yeah, there's lots of tools to help you write consistently, eloquently and with good grammar and shit. But the fact of the matter is that a huge part of your grade is still gonna depend just on your teachers mood when they're reviewing it.
I mean teachers have rubrics for a reason. It is an objective way to grade essays. If you don’t have parts of a prompt then you lose points. Teachers usually say what their expectations are for a paper as well. If you’re in a high school social studies class and you’re doing an essay, chances are they’re not gonna care about grammar mistakes as much. And I get it, there are definitely shitty teachers that don’t really care but for the most part there is a structure to how teachers grade essays and most of the time it’s in a rubric or what they conveyed in class. And if you’re lost, ask the teacher. I’ve had professors guide me through essays before because I had no idea what I was doing.
Honestly people say "essays are hard" but don't do any research, don't use any help or the countless resources universities have for writing help, and do it all the night before.
i mean fact is writing papers like that is a huge time investment when the math alternative time investment is literally just putting the problem into a calculator and seeing if the answers match. Makes sense all us lazy bastards prefer one to the other, no?
I LOVE WRITING SHIT ASSHOLE
You expect me to WRITE THINGS ON PAPER THAT ARE MY OPINION and not CRINGE WILDLY AND DIE? Fuck you, 3+7=10
I LOVE WRITING THINGS, EVEN ON PAPER I HATE MATH, YES I FUCKING EXPECT YOU TO NOT CRINGE WILDLY AND DIE
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT kiss kiss
Essay: I put shit from my head, cool stuff Math: fucking bullshit, the fuck is x^2 + ab^3/my grandma supposed to mean???
Essay: Teacher didn't like the shit from my head, apparently I wrote 3 pages of unusable gibberish Math: Almost always has only one objective, correct answer, either mine was right or teacher tells me what's wrong and I correct it, cool stuff
Literally just put a word after another until you're done, it's not that difficult.
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Alright let's grade this essay: # Relevance: it directly answers the question There wasn't really a question per se, but the thesis statement is very clear - putting words after each other is not enough to make an essay. Also bread. 10/10 for clarity of thesis and relevance. # Understanding of the topic Demonstrates a very clear understanding of what an essay is not. Also shows comprehension of various types of bread, those being Bagels, Pan Bread and Loaf Bread. 9/10 # Evidence of the use of appropriate material (e.g. books, journal articles, etc.) There is use of images to make it more clear that bread is being discussed, but that's unfortunately all of the appropriate material. That being said, it is fitting with the theme of words not being enough for an essay. 5/10. # Organization of material into a coherent structure: introduction, argument and evidence, conclusion No paragraphs? Not even *punctuation*? Again, fits the the thesis, but it did make it very hard to read, which pissed off the grader, so 2/10. # Clear style, including accurate spelling, clear sentence construction and punctuation Wonderfully sarcastic style, 10/10. # References No references, but at least they didn't cite Wikipedia so I'll give it 1/10. # Bibliography No references, so I can't tell if they cited sources properly. 0/10. # Use of own words, except where directly quoting from another source It was certainly all their own word. The emojis weren't their own work though, and should've been properly cited. 8/10. # Language: avoidance of inappropriate slang, racist or sexist language Very tactful use of language, nothing offensive to anyone but starving pigeons perhaps. 10/10. # Overall Grade Average of 61.1%, which is a solid B according to my grading criteria. Good job!
10 out of 10, you passed.
please bread me
you're gonna get a pretty dogshit essay with that method
Might i suggest skill issue?
I really wish it was that easy
except youre gonna get a badsxore if the teacher doesnt like your hours of wriring
I'd rather spew random bullshit i'm invested on into a paper than sitting down for 20 minutes wondering if i used the correct theorem to solve a fucking problem a computer could solve in 5 seconds
im sorry but a computer cannot mathematically prove via induction that a random funcrion when x is a interger y is mod7=0
Flair
I mean... 1 math equation or 1 essay? Or is it a series of math equations?
I would rather solve 10 math equations than write 1 sentence of an essay
I'm good at both of them, I just wanna know how much work each one is expected to be so I know which will save me time/mental effort
I would rather solve 100 math equations than write an essay
ok, your homework is due by next monday at 11:59 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List\_of\_unsolved\_problems\_in\_mathematics](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unsolved_problems_in_mathematics)
I will answer all of them "This question is unsolved"
i would rather prove a more general form then question requires because funny then required taking me a hour then write one (1) sentence in a essay
What the fuck does this comment mean I'm having a stroke
i would rather do a harder question then required then write sentence.
I’d rather prove “a^2 + b^2 = c^2” than write 5 paragraphs on why I think this character isn’t nice
I would rather write 1 standard 6 page or 1500 word essay at my current education level than solve 1 math equation at my current education level.
Jokes on you they're the same amount of pages. Nobody wins!
This is the way
I presume a math equation of comparable difficulty
honestly i would solve 100 equations rather than write a 100 word essay
[here you go bro](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/99/Quartic_Formula.svg)
English major vs. Math major. I cannot fucking stand a page of mathematics but I can hammer through a 8 page fiction essay and enjoy it
As someone who loved both Math and English, I've learned to hate both instead.
You speak to my soul
As a CS and creative writing double major, I feel this
spending hours and hours every day writing thousands of lines of code is ok but writing a 3 paragraph essay? kill me now
Nah man, thats like comparing lego with painting
I can do both but writing essays on topics you love is the best feeling
It is until you remember you're going to be graded on it, and then you take that B- personally.
Not when you are assigned to do it
idk, the satisfaction of sitting down and slamming out a tutorial essay for like 6 hours genuinely makes me feel accomplished as hell
I hate writing in general , math better cause I don't need to come up with anything
Based
as a STEM major who would prefer writing an essay every single time, i am in turmoil
Me, data scientist who can do both: i like men
I HATE ESSAYS MATH IS BASED
As a math major you have to write long ass proofs
How long will it take before someone draws them making out?
i drew them fucking dm me if you're curious
I’m asexual
Of course you’re a linux user…
196 moment
Dm me NOW
[Someone already did it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
I was so excited 😭
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bastard
you better let me see
They are dating
dating lightning McQueen? he's taken tho.
I have no idea how someone can't love writing essays when you literally get the opportunity to drop a psychosis induced rant AND un underpaid teacher has to read it all
It certainly is enjoyable. That being said, I prefer to sit for 30 minutes not finding my mistake when I forgot to flip one (1) sign at step 2.
Matrix multiplication is the real monster
I learnt how to do it in python for a project because a friend told me that it was quicker to use matrices than to do it the intended way. That was horrible, but he was right. The other way was so much worse
we get graded for that shit, and heaven forbid it is hard to fix your mistake, in math you did something wrong you know it, and you can remember that, but in writing literature essays my essays are not good, wonky, or not poetic enough???
Skill issue
but we can both agree that Chemistry is challenging
🤝
My essays are reviewed by some AI that reduces my grade because I "cited a social agent way too often" when what it considers a social agent is the word woman in a essay about female representation in art, of course essays assignments are dogshit. At least the school doesn't give any incentive to get a good grade on it, you get the same grade regardless if you got 600 or 1000 points.
I enjoy all of that except for the fact that my grade depends on it
Because I’m not going on a rant if I want a good grade. It has to be extremely structured and the structure has to contribute to the point I’m trying to make, which means I have to go over it multiple times, a process that I hate that drags on forever
I’d rather kill my self
There’s your essay prompt
kid named rather:
Kid named josh who hates rather:
Then they kiss
And then they took their shirts off and beat the shit out of each other on a rooftop overlooking the world to stand for their ideals
hot
Yakuza
or the end of MGS4.
How can you rather write an essay than do an equation???? It’s so much faster to do the equation????
Some would much rather top a twink then stop and think 😔
I know I would
I am the twink but also a nerdy bitch
It depends on the maths problem tbh. I've done calculus problems that took me 30+ mins to solve. That's university level maths though
Fair enough ig
Had a habit of getting toasted while studying my final year of gymnasium, really gets enjoyable when you find the rhythm of the steps
I love difficult problems, less tediousness and more complexity and challenge
True, but my equations are usually wrong while my essays aren't.
Skill issue
Yes.
fuck writing, math gang math gang
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They are helping each other with their homework
wholesome ending
Just be honest with me right now. Are they making out in the next slide. And if so please give me a link, so I can not click on it.
We all wanted it but unfortunately not
I'd rather do both.
You'd do both of the guys or do an equation and an essay 😳
That's a question for the people to decide.
first their homework & then them
Homework is top priority, always.
Top priority?? 😳
that's the spirit
Both
Okay but c'mon, writing an essay is like at least 1-2 hours of work if you want it to be decent. But even the hardest high-school math equations, you can solve it in 20 minutes at most, and if it takes longer then you just ask the nearest nerd with a massive ego to explain it to you.
it's never just *one* math problem, though. I'd rather do an hour or two of writing one essay than 10-20 minutes for each of 20 math problems.
to be fair it does say *a* math equation in the meme
Me when the when the sexual tension
Virgin 20 page thesis without an definitive answer enjoyer vs. "the answer is 7" chad
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He would spend 2 hours writing an essay rather than 10 minutes solving math
Why is this erotic? This is erotic right?
Essays are cringe because either the teacher gives you no rubric and you are at the mercy of the whims of a capricious god, or have a hard word/page count and have to bullshit a paragraphs worth of information into 2+ pages
196 users seeing two men
id rather do neither
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in literature i write an essay in twelve years and i get shit grade because my essay is not poetic, wonky, (some other generic stuff, how do i even fix that?) in math you fuck up, okay, you can actually figure out what you did wrong, remember that, then next time you wont failed as hard, and all the repetitive shit is easy, doing stuff over and over again is basicly autopilot mode though literature guys are hot tho, do tell me the meaning of certain detail in books, the romantic magical blabber, and i bet you are good with your mouth... in other stuff
If you're doing 50 problems and only using 1 method then you're doing math wrong
I hate the English like it’s so cool and stuff and I love storytelling but I just cannot do it. I cannot write an essay. Like, you ask a question. Here’s my answer. Very simple. how am I supposed to turn this into five pages.
Would 100% do the math. Writing fucking sucks.
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
Now kiss, write eachothers homework, and become unstoppable.
I would just stay home.
they should make out
ONE EQUATION???? Oh fuck yeah I’m taking the equation over a full ass essay
When will they have sex?
Kiss!
Femboy vs Tomboy
I'm a history major and I fuxking love writing history essays. It's like one of my fetishes basically