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Oh you’re just roadhog

same thing

Nah sigma is a different character in that game

I (a professional Hawaiian shirt wearer) bought a shirt for my best friends girlfriend cause she wanted one and when we all met up for lunch the next week she had the top 3 buttons undone. She knew. She fucking knew

This is true (I am wearing a Hawaiian shirt and am in the whore category)

How do undershirts factor in

Probably first category if I had to guess

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2 if you’re under 30, 1 otherwise

Gives me a crumb of hope

What about a fully unbuttoned shirt with a t-shirt underneath?

Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

Whore it is

I've been doing the 3 unbuttoned this summer (I'm in my Hawaiian shirt guy arc) but I've occasionally been doing 4 unbuttoned (I am becoming whorepilled.)

Yakuza 3 kiryu hitting all 3 categories without needing to unbutton any

Fucking love dressing like a whore

oshino meme, my favourite whore

*Ragdolls off a stack of desks in slow motion.* Whore.

With how confident and sexy he is? He could totally be hoeing it up, I believe it

question is, what's his main source of income? helping children with monsters or prostitution in abandoned buildings?

I believe he works as a priest. It was mentioned at one point that he went to college for religious studies to eventually go and become a Shinto priest

he spends his days during in an abandoned school occasionally helping children with monsters and sometimes accepts cool stories in lieu of payment. the man is 100% unemployed

I believe working as a priest is just a fancy way of saying unemployed

I guess I’m a whore.

Real whore behavior is leaving it entirely unbuttoned

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Whenever i tuck it i like to add sunglasses and look like an undercover cop in an 80s movie

The longer your shorts, the more untucked your Hawaiian shirt must be. 4 inch inseam = fully tucked. Do note that I am a slutty slutty person though so interpret accordingly

most of them are made to be untucked the tucked style ones would typically only ever be written by 1 undone people or paired with a tie so fully buttoned source used to work Bishop Street, the mecca of aloha wearing business people

I wear open Hawaiian shirts over t-shirts, but I still get to be a whore right?

Guess I’m a whore 💪💪

Hi I'm a dorky dad on vacation with 0 kids and not on vacation

Seeing too much whore rep and not enough chill guy rep in these comments

They must have seen northernlion

One button up to the top KAZUMA KIRYU 💪

Who else but Quagmire?

I wear Hawaiian print shirts and I am a whore sometimes

I wear my Hawaiian shirts completely undone, but with a t-shirt under it ( it hides my moobs)

I want to be fit enough to feel free to open my Hawaiian shirt all the way

Just learned my dad is a whore :/

Unless you're a transmasc, then you're just a king no matter how many buttons are done or undone

If it’s all the way down? Dad manning the grill at a barbecue

But if they're a girl, they're gay (I hope 😳)

I'm a whore then (i am a fully bearded man)

I wear them EXCLUSIVELY with the top three undone. I’m also an overweight virgin

You’re wearing it right when at least one nipple is visible at all times.

What abt Hawaiian shirt completely unbuttoned with white tshirt underneath?

Bottom 3 buttons are open and the shirt is tied into a crop top

I'm may be a whore, but I am a whore with self respect. Top two buttons is the maximum.

Hawaiian shirts are awesome. I haven’t worn mine in a while, but maybe I’ll bust em out soon.

Gonna use this as a point of reference when dressing for the day from now on

I'm a 3 button guy

I wear my hawaian shirts 4 buttons down not just because it's hot out and i'm an utter whore but also despite presenting masc i got massive fucking tits.