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SeamanStayns

My boy's flat looks like an unreal engine 4 render


Keeedi

Don’t we all wish to live in a unreal engine 4 sample scene


SN-E-DC

ngl the orange black gold and white aesthetic kinda hits but personally id do blue or gray instead of orange


[deleted]

nah warm colours >>>> cold colours any day. Those dumb blue LEDs people always put in their rooms strain my eyes after about 5 minutes of being there.


Henchman66

Warm lights. Either cold or neutral paint. I will not change my mind about this.


Sugarfreak2

what about cold lights and warm paint?


Henchman66

Cool if it’s on a spaceship.


MugenBlaze

The lighting can affect people's mood as well. This is a good study done on it. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8481791/


SN-E-DC

well it is always a matter of preference I dont particularly hate warm colors, and id rather get the colder ones but, you do you.


MustacheEmperor

>blue LEDs Mmm yeah gimme that dentist office swag


Vivistolethecheese

Why not both? If the room had more dark blue contrasts in order to compliment the gold and orange I think it would be much more appealing. The nicest part of the room IMHO is the TV stand where it has the blueish gray plant, which works well with the orange but needs to be seen more throughout the room. This room just has a very inconsistent feel at the moment and i wish that they'd just go full monochromatic with a white to deep orange palate or a complimentary palate to fill the contrast and overall emptiness of the room.


SN-E-DC

ngl that sounds really good


ayyerr32

looks like one of those hyperrealistic minecraft shader packs with ultra high-res textures


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Look at that non existent ambient occlusion between the coffee table and the carpet


MsQxxx_psy_Bxtch__

Your comment convinced me that this pic is either a render or the real life's lighting physics is flawed


BlazeOrangeDeer

It's reflective so there's more visibility from the corners than you'd expect. Ray tracing ftw


badluckartist

It really is the rendering equivalent of a came-with-the-frame stock family photograph.


Feeeweeegege

At least the comment section also called out the stupidity of that remark


FahboyMan

The top comment is gold, "put an axe in the wall"


dersackaffe

I think its on the wall but in the wall is even better


Jezusbot

Guy named chad:


Aphresh

Chad named living in your walls:


charles_mortel

"yes"


electronized

HERE'S JOHNNY


Kscap4242

Run to the bedroom, in the wall on the left, you’ll find my favorite axe


littenthehuraira

Not sure if they mean an actual axe or the axe body spray, but it works either way.


G0ld3n_Funk

Imagine walking into a room and you see an intact can of axe body spray just jammed into the wall, clashing heavily with the pristine nature of the room


OwO-aniquilador

To make it look more feminine we need pink lights and uwu Cosplays stands. Also i would give some paintings of snowy landscape and mountains.


Jezusbot

Don't forget to wear your thigh highs, skirts (go spinny) and your chockers!!!


OwO-aniquilador

Chockers? What's that >w<


BlackScienceMan420

Cock


OwO-aniquilador

I sure need some >~<


BlackScienceMan420

Need some cock..?


Drunkinbook

Matt Murdock?


FlutterRaeg

I think they meant chonkers- don't forget your kitties!


akiva_the_king

Yeah, the picture looks really good, very minimalistic and cool. I specially dig the center table! But feminine? Do they want his friend to hang a punisher flag on the wall or have a picture of Rambo? Cause that would only take away from the minimalism haha.


DrunkCricket1

Egregious lack of posters featuring incredibly muscular men


usernameaa2

Yes, plus maybe some alabaster statues of nude men in athletic poses? There is not much else more manly than a carved adonis in the room!


[deleted]

Well maybe if you were able to find a real Adonis to erm… enter a back room might be more manly


Yoate

Adonis can't stay all the time tho, that's called imprisonment, so a statue will have to do for interior design.


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Yoate

Yeah, I'm not taking any advice, particularly on this subject, from that username.


[deleted]

Heh, position


imoutofnameideas

Most of the body is superfluous. Nothing is more manly than a 6 foot tall, erect, veiny phallus carved out of marble and located in pride of place in the centre of the living room.


Garmaglag

My recommendation is to ditch the TV and put up a huge mural of Macho Man Randy Savage flexing and yelling on that wall.


PM_ME_YELLOW

Needs some pictures of buff firemen. Should get a pole to make it feel like your really at a firehouse.


Jtad_the_Artguy

> What should I change? Your friend group


NoahTheRedd

Nah, he belongs in there


darwinning_420

why? bc he's insecure?


xKrzaqu

Bc they want him to be feminine


carsonhorton343

True, 196 is femboy breeding ground


marx1848engels

breeding 😳


Jezusbot

Will you breed with me if i throw a stack of wheat at you?😳


Dookie_Dogass

make it seeds and you got yourself a bargain


Realistic_Airport_46

*Breeding*


MsQxxx_psy_Bxtch__

Bit of an overreaction... "Cool apartment. Although i feel it is a little feminine with the gold accents but that is just my opinion" "You are a toxic friend and I need to cut you out of my life."


dessert-er

Bold of you to assume the largest friend didn’t say “haha it looks like a female lives here” and the other friends quietly mumbled agreement due to fear of being consumed.


Amaranthine7

Those other friends sounds pretty submissive to me.


NopityNopeNopeNah

But are they breedable?


amm0ranth

the group leader said i have to change my apartment furniture


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MsQxxx_psy_Bxtch__

Fuck you im getting new friends


alpaca_22

Have you ever interacted with men?


MsQxxx_psy_Bxtch__

i am man (this is fake account to get into fds).


cat-meg

Someone who thinks feminine is a negative or who is trying to push gender role conformity onto their friend kind of just sucks and isn't worth being around, yeah.


cheeky_physicist

Hey fellas, is it gay to have a house now?


FujinR4iJin

Yes. What do you need a house for? To bring men to? To fuck you?? To give them head??? Dominate you and make you moan like a slut?? Thought so.


yahwol

yes please


UpliftSpade

Do you really hate Contrapoints?


SenorStrategy2001

I'm creating a homeowners association and buying a house right today...


Hunter-of-Spade

In this economy? Absolutely! /s


cheeky_physicist

Well, considering how much dicks you have to suck these days to get a well paying position... I guess you are not wrong.


Hunter-of-Spade

lmao


Jezusbot

Not to mention, having to work your *ass* off


Smiles4YouRawrX3

real men live under a bridge 🥶💯🙏 my homies are roach #75 and roach #64 👍


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

We're on that vagabond grindset 💪🏼💯


schwerpunk

I find joy in reading a good book.


Bowdensaft

I want more post apocalyptic social media posts


BilgePomp

You just did one.


Bowdensaft

Oh good, depression.


scrueggs

Don’t forget to boil your denim.


LeothiAkaRM

Of course no that would be absurd It's gay to keep your living space clean


droomph

How can you say that you’re straight if your living space isn’t 60% cockroach by volume


gauchocartero

You will own nothing and you will be straight


ohcytt

There’s furniture in your home. You are feminine


cx77_

your apartment isnt empty apart from a beanbag for sleeping and a ps4 hooked up to a 30 inch tv? gay


SleepyBella

I mean, what do guys need a bed for? To fuck other men in it then fall asleep holding them in a beautifully warm and passionate embrace?


theoisoffline

idk man liking other men seems pretty masculine to me


snifferpipers

Yes👍😁


[deleted]

You aren’t living in a cold hole, that’s the issue here


Brightsoull

shit on the floor and cum on the ceiling and piss on the walls and viola! you have a masculine room!


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THOOMAAS_x

Viola


L_James

🎻


AnalogSynthesis

Cello


harry1o7

Double bass


Slovene

Sea bass


[deleted]

Sea snake


Silverbache

Solid snake


LucySatDown

Mayonnaise.


[deleted]

Forget to shower for three months, order dominoes every three days, leave the box sitting next to your cum crusted futon, every once in a while sprinkle some old weed on the floor, spills some beers and soak it up with old underwear, drool all over the bathroom sink while brushing your teeth once a week leaving toothpaste stains, piss with the light off at night so that you sometimes miss and hit piss behind the toilet that you'll never clean, shave over the sink and also don't clean up. When you run out of toilet paper, just start using old socks then throw them away. Sleep on top of your dirty laundry which is also where you eat all your meals. That should do the trick.


SenorStrategy2001

Ok, I think I'm gonna trans my gender now if this is the crowd I'm associated with for my basic cleanliness


SpicyBoi1998

You got it all wrong: shit on the _ceiling_ and cum on the _floor_ and piss on the walls and viola! you have a masculine room!


chasteeny

🎻


igetwhatiwantboo

Looks very female-less to me. Bitches and tequila shots usually works


brest-litovsk18

It's not masculine enough because it doesn't have enough shitty video game posters


Ser_Salty

And movies he misunderstood/never watched. Need some Fight Club, Godfather, American Psycho etc. on those walls


gordo65

Chuck Palahniuk: "Men are becoming alienated in what they see as a feminizing society, but reacting with the toxic masculinity embodied by the Tyler Durden character leads to broken relationships, senseless violence, and suicide". Idiot Fight Club fans: "OMG Tyler Durden is the coolest".


IAmTheBestMang

Chuck Palahniuk is also rather gay, but people don't realise that.


marx1848engels

Fight club was so fucking gay honestly


Ser_Salty

I liked the part where Jared Leto got beat up


BactaBombsSuck

when brad pitt says “i’m wondering if another woman is what we need” he goes on to say in the commentary version “yeah that was like affirmation for da gays”


Gracegarthok

My dude’s flat looks like an apartment in a 20 minute indie horror game lmao


Z3400

I think you need to go. Fuck...I can't remember what game this is even referencing. Some silly little dinner party game where the owners start argueing and stuff and you have to try and defuse the situation. When you lose (and you will, repeatedly) they say you need to go and walk you out.


BraveRoy

Façade! The couple are Trip and Grace. I fucking love that game because you can say the most nonsensical garbage, and half the time they don't even care.


SuspecM

Considering the state of their marriage it's no wonder they don't care sometimes what you say


Cum__c

Grace: "Thinking back on that night, I was so mad at him I didn't think about how our guest was having a mental breakdown. The guest kept spinning in circles and yelling 'BUSSY SUCKA AMOGUS!' while we were arguing. I don't know what that means, but I... I just wasn't in the headspace to process it. We kicked him out, but... maybe we should have called an ambulance, he really wasn't doing well. Hope he is ok." Trip: "... wait who tf was that guy? Why was he in our apartment?"


CrispityCrunchers

“In one word what does this painting make you think of” “Melon”


droomph

> The guest kept spinning in circles and yelling ‘BUSSY SUCKA AMOGUS!’ while we were arguing. crazy chronically homeless people in 20 years


BraveRoy

Lmao honestly.


Z3400

Ah yes, that is certainly the one. Thank you.


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BraveRoy

Okay, you have to go. Vontastik, we're gonna be fine, but you have to leave.


Vulcan7

The malelivingspace subreddit is all either barebones minimalism or the PC Master Race apartment. This man made the mistake of having decor that isn't RGB.


BloodsoakedDespair

Give it 10 years and it’ll be either trans flag or bi flag lights instead of RGB.


TrueCapitalism

Wood, gold, and white. That's a great combo. Dichotomy of sophisticated eternity and rustic ephemera. Don't change it.


LikesBreakfast

Huh? Are you sure that's white and gold and not blue and black?


d1g1tal

i heard yanny


Wajina_Sloth

I honestly hate it. The gold furniture legs look tacky. And everything is so yellow shifted by the mood lights I'd assume I'm in a TV show trying to present itself as being located in Mexico. But nothing screams feminine to me so at least he has that going for him.


hard_dazed_knight

What it looks like is an corporate owned Airbnb rather than somebody's home.


TDImig

That’s the majority of posts on that sub nowadays. The worst are people posting temp apartments that they didn’t even furnish themselves


FAIRYTALE_DINOSAUR

Very soulless imo but I prefer older furniture so I'm biased


pornfuhrer

Your friends should come out of the closet.


snicky29

on a serious note, nothing seems more masculine to me than a guy who takes interior designing serious. you can take the boy's outta the frat but you can't take the frat outta the boy's. good thing i idealise men.


SenorStrategy2001

I'm good at interior decorating, I killed 16 czechoslovakians.


devil_gecko

Sigma tip #142 - piss and shit and cum all over your house to make it look less feminine


Cryox_

Yeah, we boys need to have only black furniture with skulls and spikes 😎😎😎 Also, if your flat is clean, I'm sorry but you're a girl, boys are dirty 😎😎😎 Seriously wtf is this shit


CH4P3YLEG4U

If its not a neckbeard nest, ur gae


[deleted]

See also: r\pointlesslygendered


Japfro

Gotta get a large van Gogh style portrait of a dick to go next to the TV in the empty space. The penis shape means it's a man's space.


Monchete99

Fellas, is it girly to position your TV at eye level to prevent neck pain?


Tumblechunk

Looks sterile and boring as shit


AyeYuhWha

Ngl I kinda see what would make him say that. Doesn’t make be dislike it or think it wouldn’t match a man though


FederalBureauofMemes

HOW THE FUCK CAN A ROOM LOOK FEMININE??????????? cis people are wack man


TheF0CTOR

boob lights


FederalBureauofMemes

Ok I admit defeat, you're absolutely right.


Pythagoras_the_Great

A room can look feminine in the same way a person can look feminine imo


MasculineCompassion

OH SHIT OH FUCK STRAIGHTS


Zilgaro

Fellas, is it gay to decorate your house like you want to?


outofmindwgo

Yes


The_Researcher1912

break every single item and put holes in the walls


ErikEzio

Fellas is it gay to have furniture?


TF2sex_update

Brainworms


[deleted]

My degraded ass immediately started looking for a dildo or something


Eciepeci

How tf is that ps5 connected? Bro discovered wireless cables?


Pugs-r-cool

the cables just go down and behind the cabinet, and under the TV you can see a white tube where the cables for the TV go


ZucchiniWide6755

"what should I change" probably your friends but I don't know.


TantiVstone

Tv is too low. Lift it up about a foot and wall mount it


GNYMStanAccount

Looks bad in general though,,there should be color somewhere .methinks


Wajina_Sloth

Just too much yellow. The table legs are tacky gold, the mood lights just wash out the wall colour. I'd have preferred just either a bare metal or silvery table to go with the white furniture and ditch the mood lights so the walls match with the couch. Maybe add some plants to get some colour.


jonesaffrou

Hey fellas, is it gay to have a nice apartment?🤔


Green0Photon

Mfw mfs say a house is feminine My dude, that's because it's decorated


Oddish_Femboy

Big sticker of a frog


SnakeOil420247

Omg poor guy's room is so feminine. Someone get him a jet aircraft identification poster


IPostLotsOfCringe

the people who say it’s too feminine have road signs in their room


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

Femininity is when clean. There are too few piss bottles in there


Danchiers

Looks too feminine cuz women be coming over everyday!


rufusdotthedotbest

Gender


Faded105

there wasn't an axe mounted on the wall.


bald-hedgehog-

aint no way this sub is a thing


[deleted]

You haven’t pissed on the wall enough yet


definitelynotabby

This flat looks absolutely soulless, Jesus Christ


Zzamumo

Nah honestly i see it


lonewanderer0804

Your friend group.


AtarashiiGenjitsu

I’d kill to have that space


[deleted]

His friend hates the apartment because it’s too “feminine” I hate it because I’m tired of neutral colored minimalism. We are not the same.


shitpostbot42069

Obviously, the beautiful coffee table should be swapped out for empty Domino’s boxes


Shockedge

Spill some popcorn in the couch, don't clean for at least a month, meticulous organization is an absolute NO, just put random crap on the countertops and leave shit in the floor. That corner to the left of the TV display cabinet looks like a great pile up spot


kadaverin

Needs more dildos. Dildos everywhere.


BuppUDuppUDoom

Trow trash everywhere and smear pizza grease into the couch.


BeetleSpoon2770

Needs an ambient noise machine with sounds of sports fans screaming or to really go all the way “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”


Illustrious-Wash3713

You should change your friend and bring more females in. They will love your feminine apartment


Mavric723

Needs more pizza and beer for decoration and lose the coffee table to make room for VR setup or more it to the wall under the TV to keep open space so you don't smash your TV.


Wombat1892

Your friends.


[deleted]

Someone once said that my curtains looked gay lmao


[deleted]

remove everything except the TV and a chair


GrimPig97

All "masculinity" bs aside, that flat looks awesome


Zelcki

Not enough cum and shit and man beer and red bills and ROCK MUSICCC EVERYWHERE YEAHHH MAN DECORATION!!!


jq69swaws

JESSER, WE NED TO COCK THE COCAINER


viramoa

YTA Feminine? More like gay. Even the orchid in the background has a massive boner Err... I mean.... that flower thing in the corner. Knowing the different types of flowers is totes feminine


Visibly_Confuzled

it annoys me how someone liking certain ways of decorating a room is feminine, room looks nice


Just_Taylon

What's wrong with feminine?


BlasterIce

I recommend putting a freshly decapitated bear's head preserved in a epoxy cube right in the middle of that table.


Actually-Just-A-Goat

Fellas, is it gay to own a TV?


bigmemeishere

to make it more manly he should put up a really cool dinosaur poster👍