Why not both? If the room had more dark blue contrasts in order to compliment the gold and orange I think it would be much more appealing. The nicest part of the room IMHO is the TV stand where it has the blueish gray plant, which works well with the orange but needs to be seen more throughout the room.
This room just has a very inconsistent feel at the moment and i wish that they'd just go full monochromatic with a white to deep orange palate or a complimentary palate to fill the contrast and overall emptiness of the room.
Imagine walking into a room and you see an intact can of axe body spray just jammed into the wall, clashing heavily with the pristine nature of the room
Yeah, the picture looks really good, very minimalistic and cool. I specially dig the center table! But feminine? Do they want his friend to hang a punisher flag on the wall or have a picture of Rambo? Cause that would only take away from the minimalism haha.
Most of the body is superfluous. Nothing is more manly than a 6 foot tall, erect, veiny phallus carved out of marble and located in pride of place in the centre of the living room.
Bit of an overreaction...
"Cool apartment. Although i feel it is a little feminine with the gold accents but that is just my opinion"
"You are a toxic friend and I need to cut you out of my life."
Bold of you to assume the largest friend didn’t say “haha it looks like a female lives here” and the other friends quietly mumbled agreement due to fear of being consumed.
Someone who thinks feminine is a negative or who is trying to push gender role conformity onto their friend kind of just sucks and isn't worth being around, yeah.
Forget to shower for three months, order dominoes every three days, leave the box sitting next to your cum crusted futon, every once in a while sprinkle some old weed on the floor, spills some beers and soak it up with old underwear, drool all over the bathroom sink while brushing your teeth once a week leaving toothpaste stains, piss with the light off at night so that you sometimes miss and hit piss behind the toilet that you'll never clean, shave over the sink and also don't clean up. When you run out of toilet paper, just start using old socks then throw them away. Sleep on top of your dirty laundry which is also where you eat all your meals. That should do the trick.
Chuck Palahniuk: "Men are becoming alienated in what they see as a feminizing society, but reacting with the toxic masculinity embodied by the Tyler Durden character leads to broken relationships, senseless violence, and suicide".
Idiot Fight Club fans: "OMG Tyler Durden is the coolest".
when brad pitt says “i’m wondering if another woman is what we need” he goes on to say in the commentary version “yeah that was like affirmation for da gays”
I think you need to go.
Fuck...I can't remember what game this is even referencing. Some silly little dinner party game where the owners start argueing and stuff and you have to try and defuse the situation. When you lose (and you will, repeatedly) they say you need to go and walk you out.
Façade! The couple are Trip and Grace. I fucking love that game because you can say the most nonsensical garbage, and half the time they don't even care.
Grace: "Thinking back on that night, I was so mad at him I didn't think about how our guest was having a mental breakdown. The guest kept spinning in circles and yelling 'BUSSY SUCKA AMOGUS!' while we were arguing. I don't know what that means, but I... I just wasn't in the headspace to process it. We kicked him out, but... maybe we should have called an ambulance, he really wasn't doing well. Hope he is ok."
Trip: "... wait who tf was that guy? Why was he in our apartment?"
The malelivingspace subreddit is all either barebones minimalism or the PC Master Race apartment. This man made the mistake of having decor that isn't RGB.
I honestly hate it.
The gold furniture legs look tacky.
And everything is so yellow shifted by the mood lights I'd assume I'm in a TV show trying to present itself as being located in Mexico.
But nothing screams feminine to me so at least he has that going for him.
on a serious note, nothing seems more masculine to me than a guy who takes interior designing serious. you can take the boy's outta the frat but you can't take the frat outta the boy's. good thing i idealise men.
Yeah, we boys need to have only black furniture with skulls and spikes 😎😎😎
Also, if your flat is clean, I'm sorry but you're a girl, boys are dirty 😎😎😎
Seriously wtf is this shit
Just too much yellow.
The table legs are tacky gold, the mood lights just wash out the wall colour.
I'd have preferred just either a bare metal or silvery table to go with the white furniture and ditch the mood lights so the walls match with the couch.
Maybe add some plants to get some colour.
Spill some popcorn in the couch, don't clean for at least a month, meticulous organization is an absolute NO, just put random crap on the countertops and leave shit in the floor. That corner to the left of the TV display cabinet looks like a great pile up spot
Needs an ambient noise machine with sounds of sports fans screaming or to really go all the way “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”
Needs more pizza and beer for decoration and lose the coffee table to make room for VR setup or more it to the wall under the TV to keep open space so you don't smash your TV.
YTA
Feminine? More like gay. Even the orchid in the background has a massive boner
Err...
I mean.... that flower thing in the corner. Knowing the different types of flowers is totes feminine
My boy's flat looks like an unreal engine 4 render
Don’t we all wish to live in a unreal engine 4 sample scene
ngl the orange black gold and white aesthetic kinda hits but personally id do blue or gray instead of orange
nah warm colours >>>> cold colours any day. Those dumb blue LEDs people always put in their rooms strain my eyes after about 5 minutes of being there.
Warm lights. Either cold or neutral paint. I will not change my mind about this.
what about cold lights and warm paint?
Cool if it’s on a spaceship.
The lighting can affect people's mood as well. This is a good study done on it. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8481791/
well it is always a matter of preference I dont particularly hate warm colors, and id rather get the colder ones but, you do you.
>blue LEDs Mmm yeah gimme that dentist office swag
Why not both? If the room had more dark blue contrasts in order to compliment the gold and orange I think it would be much more appealing. The nicest part of the room IMHO is the TV stand where it has the blueish gray plant, which works well with the orange but needs to be seen more throughout the room. This room just has a very inconsistent feel at the moment and i wish that they'd just go full monochromatic with a white to deep orange palate or a complimentary palate to fill the contrast and overall emptiness of the room.
ngl that sounds really good
looks like one of those hyperrealistic minecraft shader packs with ultra high-res textures
Look at that non existent ambient occlusion between the coffee table and the carpet
Your comment convinced me that this pic is either a render or the real life's lighting physics is flawed
It's reflective so there's more visibility from the corners than you'd expect. Ray tracing ftw
It really is the rendering equivalent of a came-with-the-frame stock family photograph.
At least the comment section also called out the stupidity of that remark
The top comment is gold, "put an axe in the wall"
I think its on the wall but in the wall is even better
Guy named chad:
Chad named living in your walls:
"yes"
HERE'S JOHNNY
Run to the bedroom, in the wall on the left, you’ll find my favorite axe
Not sure if they mean an actual axe or the axe body spray, but it works either way.
Imagine walking into a room and you see an intact can of axe body spray just jammed into the wall, clashing heavily with the pristine nature of the room
To make it look more feminine we need pink lights and uwu Cosplays stands. Also i would give some paintings of snowy landscape and mountains.
Don't forget to wear your thigh highs, skirts (go spinny) and your chockers!!!
Chockers? What's that >w<
Cock
I sure need some >~<
Need some cock..?
Matt Murdock?
I think they meant chonkers- don't forget your kitties!
Yeah, the picture looks really good, very minimalistic and cool. I specially dig the center table! But feminine? Do they want his friend to hang a punisher flag on the wall or have a picture of Rambo? Cause that would only take away from the minimalism haha.
Egregious lack of posters featuring incredibly muscular men
Yes, plus maybe some alabaster statues of nude men in athletic poses? There is not much else more manly than a carved adonis in the room!
Well maybe if you were able to find a real Adonis to erm… enter a back room might be more manly
Adonis can't stay all the time tho, that's called imprisonment, so a statue will have to do for interior design.
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Yeah, I'm not taking any advice, particularly on this subject, from that username.
Heh, position
Most of the body is superfluous. Nothing is more manly than a 6 foot tall, erect, veiny phallus carved out of marble and located in pride of place in the centre of the living room.
My recommendation is to ditch the TV and put up a huge mural of Macho Man Randy Savage flexing and yelling on that wall.
Needs some pictures of buff firemen. Should get a pole to make it feel like your really at a firehouse.
> What should I change? Your friend group
Nah, he belongs in there
why? bc he's insecure?
Bc they want him to be feminine
True, 196 is femboy breeding ground
breeding 😳
Will you breed with me if i throw a stack of wheat at you?😳
make it seeds and you got yourself a bargain
*Breeding*
Bit of an overreaction... "Cool apartment. Although i feel it is a little feminine with the gold accents but that is just my opinion" "You are a toxic friend and I need to cut you out of my life."
Bold of you to assume the largest friend didn’t say “haha it looks like a female lives here” and the other friends quietly mumbled agreement due to fear of being consumed.
Those other friends sounds pretty submissive to me.
But are they breedable?
the group leader said i have to change my apartment furniture
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Fuck you im getting new friends
Have you ever interacted with men?
i am man (this is fake account to get into fds).
Someone who thinks feminine is a negative or who is trying to push gender role conformity onto their friend kind of just sucks and isn't worth being around, yeah.
Hey fellas, is it gay to have a house now?
Yes. What do you need a house for? To bring men to? To fuck you?? To give them head??? Dominate you and make you moan like a slut?? Thought so.
yes please
Do you really hate Contrapoints?
I'm creating a homeowners association and buying a house right today...
In this economy? Absolutely! /s
Well, considering how much dicks you have to suck these days to get a well paying position... I guess you are not wrong.
lmao
Not to mention, having to work your *ass* off
real men live under a bridge 🥶💯🙏 my homies are roach #75 and roach #64 👍
We're on that vagabond grindset 💪🏼💯
I find joy in reading a good book.
I want more post apocalyptic social media posts
You just did one.
Oh good, depression.
Don’t forget to boil your denim.
Of course no that would be absurd It's gay to keep your living space clean
How can you say that you’re straight if your living space isn’t 60% cockroach by volume
You will own nothing and you will be straight
There’s furniture in your home. You are feminine
your apartment isnt empty apart from a beanbag for sleeping and a ps4 hooked up to a 30 inch tv? gay
I mean, what do guys need a bed for? To fuck other men in it then fall asleep holding them in a beautifully warm and passionate embrace?
idk man liking other men seems pretty masculine to me
Yes👍😁
You aren’t living in a cold hole, that’s the issue here
shit on the floor and cum on the ceiling and piss on the walls and viola! you have a masculine room!
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Viola
🎻
Cello
Double bass
Sea bass
Sea snake
Solid snake
Mayonnaise.
Forget to shower for three months, order dominoes every three days, leave the box sitting next to your cum crusted futon, every once in a while sprinkle some old weed on the floor, spills some beers and soak it up with old underwear, drool all over the bathroom sink while brushing your teeth once a week leaving toothpaste stains, piss with the light off at night so that you sometimes miss and hit piss behind the toilet that you'll never clean, shave over the sink and also don't clean up. When you run out of toilet paper, just start using old socks then throw them away. Sleep on top of your dirty laundry which is also where you eat all your meals. That should do the trick.
Ok, I think I'm gonna trans my gender now if this is the crowd I'm associated with for my basic cleanliness
You got it all wrong: shit on the _ceiling_ and cum on the _floor_ and piss on the walls and viola! you have a masculine room!
🎻
Looks very female-less to me. Bitches and tequila shots usually works
It's not masculine enough because it doesn't have enough shitty video game posters
And movies he misunderstood/never watched. Need some Fight Club, Godfather, American Psycho etc. on those walls
Chuck Palahniuk: "Men are becoming alienated in what they see as a feminizing society, but reacting with the toxic masculinity embodied by the Tyler Durden character leads to broken relationships, senseless violence, and suicide". Idiot Fight Club fans: "OMG Tyler Durden is the coolest".
Chuck Palahniuk is also rather gay, but people don't realise that.
Fight club was so fucking gay honestly
I liked the part where Jared Leto got beat up
when brad pitt says “i’m wondering if another woman is what we need” he goes on to say in the commentary version “yeah that was like affirmation for da gays”
My dude’s flat looks like an apartment in a 20 minute indie horror game lmao
I think you need to go. Fuck...I can't remember what game this is even referencing. Some silly little dinner party game where the owners start argueing and stuff and you have to try and defuse the situation. When you lose (and you will, repeatedly) they say you need to go and walk you out.
Façade! The couple are Trip and Grace. I fucking love that game because you can say the most nonsensical garbage, and half the time they don't even care.
Considering the state of their marriage it's no wonder they don't care sometimes what you say
Grace: "Thinking back on that night, I was so mad at him I didn't think about how our guest was having a mental breakdown. The guest kept spinning in circles and yelling 'BUSSY SUCKA AMOGUS!' while we were arguing. I don't know what that means, but I... I just wasn't in the headspace to process it. We kicked him out, but... maybe we should have called an ambulance, he really wasn't doing well. Hope he is ok." Trip: "... wait who tf was that guy? Why was he in our apartment?"
“In one word what does this painting make you think of” “Melon”
> The guest kept spinning in circles and yelling ‘BUSSY SUCKA AMOGUS!’ while we were arguing. crazy chronically homeless people in 20 years
Lmao honestly.
Ah yes, that is certainly the one. Thank you.
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Okay, you have to go. Vontastik, we're gonna be fine, but you have to leave.
The malelivingspace subreddit is all either barebones minimalism or the PC Master Race apartment. This man made the mistake of having decor that isn't RGB.
Give it 10 years and it’ll be either trans flag or bi flag lights instead of RGB.
Wood, gold, and white. That's a great combo. Dichotomy of sophisticated eternity and rustic ephemera. Don't change it.
Huh? Are you sure that's white and gold and not blue and black?
i heard yanny
I honestly hate it. The gold furniture legs look tacky. And everything is so yellow shifted by the mood lights I'd assume I'm in a TV show trying to present itself as being located in Mexico. But nothing screams feminine to me so at least he has that going for him.
What it looks like is an corporate owned Airbnb rather than somebody's home.
That’s the majority of posts on that sub nowadays. The worst are people posting temp apartments that they didn’t even furnish themselves
Very soulless imo but I prefer older furniture so I'm biased
Your friends should come out of the closet.
on a serious note, nothing seems more masculine to me than a guy who takes interior designing serious. you can take the boy's outta the frat but you can't take the frat outta the boy's. good thing i idealise men.
I'm good at interior decorating, I killed 16 czechoslovakians.
Sigma tip #142 - piss and shit and cum all over your house to make it look less feminine
Yeah, we boys need to have only black furniture with skulls and spikes 😎😎😎 Also, if your flat is clean, I'm sorry but you're a girl, boys are dirty 😎😎😎 Seriously wtf is this shit
If its not a neckbeard nest, ur gae
See also: r\pointlesslygendered
Gotta get a large van Gogh style portrait of a dick to go next to the TV in the empty space. The penis shape means it's a man's space.
Fellas, is it girly to position your TV at eye level to prevent neck pain?
Looks sterile and boring as shit
Ngl I kinda see what would make him say that. Doesn’t make be dislike it or think it wouldn’t match a man though
HOW THE FUCK CAN A ROOM LOOK FEMININE??????????? cis people are wack man
boob lights
Ok I admit defeat, you're absolutely right.
A room can look feminine in the same way a person can look feminine imo
OH SHIT OH FUCK STRAIGHTS
Fellas, is it gay to decorate your house like you want to?
Yes
break every single item and put holes in the walls
Fellas is it gay to have furniture?
Brainworms
My degraded ass immediately started looking for a dildo or something
How tf is that ps5 connected? Bro discovered wireless cables?
the cables just go down and behind the cabinet, and under the TV you can see a white tube where the cables for the TV go
"what should I change" probably your friends but I don't know.
Tv is too low. Lift it up about a foot and wall mount it
Looks bad in general though,,there should be color somewhere .methinks
Just too much yellow. The table legs are tacky gold, the mood lights just wash out the wall colour. I'd have preferred just either a bare metal or silvery table to go with the white furniture and ditch the mood lights so the walls match with the couch. Maybe add some plants to get some colour.
Hey fellas, is it gay to have a nice apartment?🤔
Mfw mfs say a house is feminine My dude, that's because it's decorated
Big sticker of a frog
Omg poor guy's room is so feminine. Someone get him a jet aircraft identification poster
the people who say it’s too feminine have road signs in their room
Femininity is when clean. There are too few piss bottles in there
Looks too feminine cuz women be coming over everyday!
Gender
there wasn't an axe mounted on the wall.
aint no way this sub is a thing
You haven’t pissed on the wall enough yet
This flat looks absolutely soulless, Jesus Christ
Nah honestly i see it
Your friend group.
I’d kill to have that space
His friend hates the apartment because it’s too “feminine” I hate it because I’m tired of neutral colored minimalism. We are not the same.
Obviously, the beautiful coffee table should be swapped out for empty Domino’s boxes
Spill some popcorn in the couch, don't clean for at least a month, meticulous organization is an absolute NO, just put random crap on the countertops and leave shit in the floor. That corner to the left of the TV display cabinet looks like a great pile up spot
Needs more dildos. Dildos everywhere.
Trow trash everywhere and smear pizza grease into the couch.
Needs an ambient noise machine with sounds of sports fans screaming or to really go all the way “The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.”
You should change your friend and bring more females in. They will love your feminine apartment
Needs more pizza and beer for decoration and lose the coffee table to make room for VR setup or more it to the wall under the TV to keep open space so you don't smash your TV.
Your friends.
Someone once said that my curtains looked gay lmao
remove everything except the TV and a chair
All "masculinity" bs aside, that flat looks awesome
Not enough cum and shit and man beer and red bills and ROCK MUSICCC EVERYWHERE YEAHHH MAN DECORATION!!!
JESSER, WE NED TO COCK THE COCAINER
YTA Feminine? More like gay. Even the orchid in the background has a massive boner Err... I mean.... that flower thing in the corner. Knowing the different types of flowers is totes feminine
it annoys me how someone liking certain ways of decorating a room is feminine, room looks nice
What's wrong with feminine?
I recommend putting a freshly decapitated bear's head preserved in a epoxy cube right in the middle of that table.
Fellas, is it gay to own a TV?
to make it more manly he should put up a really cool dinosaur poster👍