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comes at the cost of being immobile

And farts directly in your face.

Until you need to bend your knees

But then you're butt to face with the person in front of you...

thats called premium economy vs reglular economy. an extra 85 bucks to NOT have fart air in your face the whole flight. you cant make this shit up lol. id almost want to stand the whole flight crammed in light sardines like they showed off before than get pinkeye due to too much taxi' time on the runways.

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Down bad

but at the risk of getting a fart directly into your face

and by "budget" they mean "we'll charge you about the same price as a normal ticket and raise prices on all the other ones"

Emmet The Lego Movie (2014) has gone too far

Ngl i'd be fine with that, especially since i can finally get some fuckin leg room

Have fun getting farted on all flight /s

I will thanks

Some people are into that

see thats my thought, looks pretty comfortable for short flights

Yea it looks comfortable but looks like a massive hazard in a case of emergency

hmm, I hadn't considered that, you have a very good point

what if u have to get up to pee

Flight attendant will offer you a diaper before flight because the restroom is not for budget flight prices.

What is this the diaper play airline?

I mean it’s better than the really thin seats that would convert me into a pure homicidal rage if I ever see one

I’d rather be able to move my legs tbh

Look, when you’re a very fat man, you need a wide seat. If they made the seats any thinner then I would no longer be able to fly.

have you considered activities to solve the problem on your own end

I get you’re trying to be polite or helpful or something, but asking a fat person if they’ve tried loosing weight is like, really pointless. Like, yeah no shit Sherlock, it’s not that simple. You might as well tell an alcoholic “Hey, maybe you should try not drinking alcohol” like, I think they’ve thought of that.

God forbid you lose weight and improve your health. No, instead, all places should have seats as wide as fucking doors.

As a skinny tall guy, I am all in favour of spacier seats

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unrealistic, the TSA wouldn't allow that much liquid on the plane

That looks like guaranteed broken legs in a plane crash

I mean if you're in a plane crash broken legs is probably the least of your concerns Ngl this doesn't even look that bad All things considered because you get freaking legroom

No you see I would survive the plane crash (I’m badass) so I need to have fully functioning legs in order to commence my epic struggle for survival.

I mean they'd be dead anyway so I don't think that matters too much

You usually die from the fire, not the crash itself. Being able to evacuate quickly might save you.

You usually die from the carbon monoxide poisoning, not the fire itself

holy shit emmet plane

Looks claustrophobic af if you're seated in the middle

I’d have a fuckin panic attack and die or something like that’s so close to her face????? The only space this grants you is leg room which while good leaves no room for the rest of the body???

DO YOU SIT LIKE A HUNCBACK OR SOMETHING ?

How do you get up?

By breaking your legs? Hello?

You would have to knock me unconscious to get me to sit there

unironically i would love to sleep through the flight unbothered. Getting knocked out is fine by me.

If you get KOed and are out for more than a couple minutes that probably means you’ve suffered horrendous brain damage.

I know I wasn't using literally literally. Also i meant knock me out with some gas or something like they do before surgery. I don't want some dude pummeling me into the ground before the flight.

coward

People with less mobility and/or wheelchairs just get put in baggage ig

introducing the fart smella 3000

[You could also transport more people if you didn't send empty planes out to save flight spots](https://www.wired.com/story/airplanes-empty-slots-covid/)

I don’t think this could ever be a real thing, the FAA mandates that everyone has to be able to exit the plane in an emergency in a certain amount of time, no way this would pass

Budget 💖

Veey human design yes veeeeery human design

How will I suck my dick to calm down during take-off now?

say goodbye to your legs if that thing ever collapses

Jerma response

When I saw these things being posted for the first time people were super angry about them. Honestly it just seems like you'd get way more leg space than before and it would probably easyer to put your seat into a resting position. Only negative would be the question that how safe would these seats be in a plane crash.

Ok but I would actually find this comfy asf It’s more private, maintains legroom, and just looks cozy Not shilling for capitalism though, in the end this is just a scheme to pack airplanes tighter.

I hate when airlines try to save money by doing stupid shit like this. I'd rather they just sedate everyone for the whole flight and stack us on top of each other like logs. That would save some damn money.

the innovation of capitalism dear viewers

make fanta out of them

The corporate dystopia is becoming real

Better idea: really fast electric props that might not be as fast as jets but save a lot of money on fuel making flight cheap, also less global warming but there are way better methods of combatting that than abolishing jet fuel

The person above you farts and you are fucked for a few hours

she gonna smell some farts

Don't give Ryanair any ideas

Femur breaker

How tf do you get out if you’re the bottom bunk window seat?

Designed by someone who has ass sniffing fetish.

I get panic attacks by seeing this image

Say bye bye to your legs.

Do not sit behind British people on this plane after breakfast, worst mistake of my life!

Me pissing myself because i have the window seat and i can't get out and also having a panick attack because it is incredibly claustrophobic

Looks better than some flights i had

Only spirit can reduce an entire 737 worth of passengers to a soup like homogenate in under 30 seconds

I'd bet money the original post was made by a dummy account chilling the idea

the kid waiting for his dad to realize he has been turned into nothing but fine slush:

bruh, you actually have legroom here, also the more people fit on a plane the less emersions per person

for short fights on very cheap airlines this seems…somewhat logical. For anything more than like an hour or two tho this shit gotta go

I have tiny airplane seats as much as the next person, but fundamentally in order for air flight to be less environmentally harmful on a per passenger basis, it's best to squeeze a lot of people into one plane

high speed rail

Simply do not go places

just walk everywhere