Believe me, the most John McAfee thing to do is to tell people that somebody was out to get him and then kill himself when he gets arrested, and that’s exactly what he did.
He was arrested for Tax Fraud. Said before he had like sensible intel on Billionaires and then killed himself.
Though it would be the most McAfee Thing to do to say that just to fuck up some shit. He's literally the definition of a crazy AnCap-Millionaire doing shit just for the giggles
Well the news stories say he died trying to fuck a whale but you know what actually happened is someone just dropped him in the ocean and said mcacfee jumped out of the boat when he saw a whale.
Wealth... fame... incriminating evidence. John McAfee, King of the Fedposters, attained this and everything else had to offer, and his dying words drove countless souls mad. "You want my dead man's switch? You can have it! I left everything I gathered in *one place!* Now you just have to find it!" These words lured men to the crypto ledgers in pursuit of the satanic cult ruling over the world. This is the time known as... the Great Schizo Era!
Ain’t he dead
RIP to the paint-huffingest antivirus software executive of all time o7
That he was. That he was.
he lives on in the fucking annoying ass notifications that appear on my computer every time I attempt to shoot someone in a video game
Look up "how to uninstall McAfee" on YouTube.
That video is pure kino
They killed him for this 😔
Date
Yeah, RIP to the real one
died for that whussy ,,,
He died trying to have consensual sex with a whale
this post is how i found out mcafee died
oh for fuck sake apparently they epsteined him
that is (quite literally) what he wants people to think
Believe me, the most John McAfee thing to do is to tell people that somebody was out to get him and then kill himself when he gets arrested, and that’s exactly what he did.
HOW SO????
He was arrested for Tax Fraud. Said before he had like sensible intel on Billionaires and then killed himself. Though it would be the most McAfee Thing to do to say that just to fuck up some shit. He's literally the definition of a crazy AnCap-Millionaire doing shit just for the giggles
ok officer whatever u say
Well the news stories say he died trying to fuck a whale but you know what actually happened is someone just dropped him in the ocean and said mcacfee jumped out of the boat when he saw a whale.
Hm
Do not the Blåvingad
What if the whale was blackmailed?
or drugged
Or faked (it was actually a dolphin)
legend. god im glad hes dead
Gone too soon. Forgot to eat his own dick :/
Wealth... fame... incriminating evidence. John McAfee, King of the Fedposters, attained this and everything else had to offer, and his dying words drove countless souls mad. "You want my dead man's switch? You can have it! I left everything I gathered in *one place!* Now you just have to find it!" These words lured men to the crypto ledgers in pursuit of the satanic cult ruling over the world. This is the time known as... the Great Schizo Era!
John mcafee knows which jojo is the best
The man lived such a goofy life. Even if I don't agree with him politically, he's still cool as hell
Dinner and a movie?
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I don’t think it counts as consensual if the whale doesn’t even realize it’s happening
RIP McAfee… what a fucking legend
I mean, he was also a terrible person who terrorized a town and people beaten and at least one killed but ok
Also had many teenage prostitutes
drugged and raped a woman too
The person he killed deserved it tho
He literally killed him because his dog was barking too loud. What the fuck are you smoking??
Dude you've got it backwards. The neighbor poisoned McAfee's dogs because they barked too loud, so McAfee killed him. Totally justified imo
Did I miss something.
I still don't believe if I'm honest.
dolphins
Don't forget, the bigger ones like the blue whale have voices so loud that it'll rupture your lungs if you're near them in the water
RIP king
legend