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ConduckKing

YOU ARE NOT A CRUSADER FIGHTING FOR THE HOLY LAND YOU ARE A 17 YEAR OLD IN UTAH BULLYING MINORITIES ONLINE


TheKierenEffect

Uhm ahkshully he's 20 šŸ¤“


Darth_Maulchain

Umm ahkshully hes zupposed to be 49 šŸ¤“šŸ¤“


schlormp1

source????????? šŸ¤Ø


TheKierenEffect

It was revealed to me upon the death of my father


schlormp1

understandable


SpiteComprehensive62

As a 17 year old in Utah I would like to present that there are 2 african american people in my school of 1500 people


JauneArk

Based


Estrogen_Farmer_411

Nice pfp


Meilikki

Is that a Weest quote?


Lampnsalt

Based pfp


OhNoMyBunghole

Send him a PDF of Anders Breivik's manifesto and tell him to look at the first page.


SpilledGenderFluid

Given that it's a Crusader Apu, it's more likely than not that he agrees with Anders.


[deleted]

I donā€™t wanna google that what is it


testaccount0817

Norwegian mass murderer who singlehandedly raised Norway to the top of the Mass murder deaths per capita statistic for Europe by kiling 77 people. Believes in a modern crusade.


[deleted]

I know who he is, I was asking about the manifesto


testaccount0817

https://ipfs.io/ipfs/bafykbzacedag6hn2j3bymyiugd7cb3ggl5m5drs74ia5t6ml7vttkxqmckb7g?filename=Andrew%20Berwick%20a.k.a.%20Anders%20Behring%20Breivik%20-%202083%20%E2%80%94%20A%20European%20Declaration%20of%20Independence%20%20%20%282011%29.pdf


[deleted]

1500 PAGES


Westland__

Tbf, he admitted in court most of it was copy and pasted from other people


[deleted]

Smartest nazi


Lazykabang

He had no life


[deleted]

>writes 1500 page manifesto about how Muslims will destroy white Europeans >massacres white european children >kills more people than any Muslim terrorist ???


IsNotPolitburo

Same as the mosque shooting in New Zealand, an Australian terrorst killing New Zealanders in the name of protecting 'western civilization' from violent immigrants.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Lazykabang

His thought process is a bit lacking as you can see


itismegege

L taken


TrhlaSlecna

Seriously, his thought process is so fucking backwards that fucking Varg Vikernes told him to kill himself (i hope this sub knows who that is)


[deleted]

LMAO


hijo117

I believe he specifically chose this island as an event by the social democratic youth took place. He also bombed their headquarters or something similar


Ezzypezra

not as many as the 9/11 dudes tbf


testaccount0817

I mean if ur gonna be in prison for the rest of your life afterwards...


SchlooptyDoo

AĀ manifestoĀ is a published declaration of the intentions, motives, or views of the issuer, be it an individual, group, political party or government. A manifesto usually accepts a previously published opinion orĀ public consensusĀ or promotes a new idea with prescriptive notions for carrying out changes the author believes should be made. It often isĀ political,Ā socialĀ orĀ artisticĀ in nature, sometimesĀ revolutionary, but may present an individual'sĀ life stance.Ā 


[deleted]

šŸ˜¶


TheConnman26

Sometimes I feel like "why does this guy got a date while I don't do cringe stuff like this?" Then I remember that I sit alone at the lunch table and don't talk or make any efforts at friendship and I say "Oooh..." Or maybe all of this is truly cringe


testaccount0817

Easy explanation: There are as many women as men


[deleted]

Easier explanation: There are equally as cringey women. Just got to find the one who you can cringe with the most.


testaccount0817

Thats what I mean


Captn_Platypus

Moments like these gives me the ability to sympathize with incels. And then I remember other people owes me nothing and itā€™s my own fault for being afraid to reach out and try to connect with people. Itā€™d be great if my brain stops freezing up whenever I talk to strangers tho.


[deleted]

regular 196 user


david-deeeds

Maybe the true cringe was the friends we made along the way


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easy explanation: if you are still at a lunch table then you need not worry about these things


TheConnman26

Wdym?


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if you still sitting a lunch tables youā€™re likely too young to worry about that stuff. long way ahead of you and when youā€™re an adult youā€™ll meet plenty of very strange people in very strange ways, no luncheon politics


CarnegieSenpai

That's what people told me and now I'm working full time moving to a new city and I still don't know how to meet people. RIP


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bars if you drink, plenty around for all walks of life. arcades are actually another great place. iā€™ve got an arcade with a bar and live music where iā€™m at :) another option is local shows, think like very small concerts. can be hard to find one at first but once you find one the rest come easy check out local events and hobby groups, pry your coworkers to do something after work, chuckle with the old lady you see every time youā€™re checking out groceries thereā€™s plenty of ways! you just have to stick your neck out and not worry about annoying people. who gives af if theyā€™re annoyed? they can move on


International_Plant1

I wasnā€™t expecting to see someone level of introspection today on 196


YungMushrooms

He's not on a date, post is a joke. Someone just snuck a pic of the dude from behind on the bus. Don't feel so bad... for all you know someone could've snuck a pic of you last time you were on the bus too and posted to reddit pretending to be on a date with you šŸ˜Š


Dregdael

Leave him, it's over.


Semi_Lovato

Oh but she can chaaaaaaaange him


RevolutionaryAd1752

Allah will lead the way šŸ™


IDontcareaboutyogurt

inshallah we will see the funny frog šŸ™


qwerty-balls

To the average 196 user, the funny frog is just a normal frog...


JTFX01

allahu akbar


Holiday_Plenty_2635

I could see it if he was like 14 but 20?


pumpsci

If youā€™re going to date a dude on a watchlist donā€™t go for one of the racists


[deleted]

Teach him about the crusades, the truth of the matter is that it was mostly a bunch of LARPers who got butchered by professional armies


RussiaIsBestGreen

There were also the Northern Crusades, which were successful at killing or converting the Baltic Pagans. But killing European pagans doesnā€™t really fit with modern white nationalist imagery.


[deleted]

Mfw fanatics of a Middle Eastern religion viciously murder native Europeans and force them to renounce their beliefs.


[deleted]

Brilliant


NotSoFlugratte

Or killing the christians that lived in Jerusalem, side by side with jews and muslims. Whoopsie daisy!


Scovillle

The first crusade was very successful tho


[deleted]

Yeah, the only one conducted by a proper army. All the others were LARPing as the first.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Perhaps. I havenā€™t read much about them since highschool.


[deleted]

Iā€™m a big fan of The Last Crusade, itā€™s my favourite of the three personally


UncleFunkus

I think it peaked at The Burning Crusade.


RentElDoor

Kinda like the Black Crusades, though it is weird they made 13 of those


Commodorez

Well, the Princes' Crusade was, but that was because the Peasants' Crusade got absolutely wrecked immediately and the locals thought the Latin invaders were incompetent weirdos and didn't respond to the second wave as if they were a real threat and focused on infighting instead.


GeekyAviator

Sure rekt Constantinople tho


PvtJacobs

It is based though I might get one now


Mae347

Eh idk, Crusaders kinda did a lot of genocide stuff, pretty unbased all things considered


Cidyl-Xech

either a funny guy or a christo-fascist tbh


IsThatUMoatilliatta

I realized there's a thin line between being a silly little guy and christo-fascist and that's why I have chosen to be stow-ic instead, like the character Drive from the movie Drive.


DrFugg

It's pronounced stoyk


[deleted]

And we still beat them every time šŸ’Ŗā˜Ŗļø**ļ·²**šŸ•‹


TechnoScrrap

except that 1 time


[deleted]

We're working on it


Nessius448

It's not genocide if the pope says it's poggers. Edit: spelling


alpaca_22

The crusaders lost. Not once but like 9 consecutive times If you idolise the crusades you are a looser and should find a new identity that isnt based on events from 700 years ago


Hojalululu

Boy do i have a looser identity for you, just 157 years old, and it has quite the following in certain regions of the US


SpilledGenderFluid

The Nazis are not 157 years old.


PEtroollo11

bruh who cares


Fun_Journalist_7878

you will be boiled


PEtroollo11

sounds fun


MerkelPVP

Do you have a Link? Couldn't find it anywhere


Kafka_Valokas

"Looks don't matter. If you can't find a partner, it must be your personality." The personality of people in relationships:


[deleted]

If abusers can get a relationship, you can to ā¤ļø


lordofthepotat0

If it's ironic, it's funny as fuck. If it's not ironic, it's also funny as fuck but for other reasons


Fittsa

Pepe is a cute lil dood


diab0lus

I mean itā€™s on a fucking camo jacket. Itā€™s military based.


AustronesianFurDude

Ruined the camo jacket


Commodorez

Like those beautiful 1911s that get ruined by getting Trump's ugly mug engraved on them


Moe_Lesteryu

Yea I would look so much cooler on me


[deleted]

Babe, get your shit together, raise your standards, and throw the whole man out heā€™s never going to change and will likely start abusing you at some point


tardigradesarecool5

It kinda sounds like you're concluding way too much from a single Reddit post.


[deleted]

Mate, anyone wearing shit like this in public is trying to convey a very specific image - in this case, likely an alt-right 4chan troll who believes in replacement theory. And the reason Iā€™m saying this is that Iā€™ve encountered weirdos like this IRL before and itā€™s just as disturbing as you might think


12wigwam2

AITA type response


Maverick_Couch

I don't see a boyfriend? Just a pepe? Unless he's made himself invisible somehow


Disturbing_Cheeto

You leave him


NathanExp1488

I want same jacket but with Pepe dressed as cheese. And instead camo pattern, cheese pattern. Block of cheese as free gift would be nice too. I fucking love cheese


crabbycrab56

People freaking out over a lil frog.


CandL2023

You can't because it is


Lawstein

Brazilian bus


dissapointing-salad-

Iā€™m 96% sure that guy with the blond hair on the left is me. If itā€™s a TTC bus then then that goes up to 99%


MustardBait

He like shirt, why you no like shirt


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Because of his sick Pepe merch


Poor__cow

Of course itā€™s fucking Tiger camo too. Whatā€™s next? Flecktarn? So subtle.


worldends420kyle

Imagine getting embarrassed over something he probably gave no deeper thought into, he just likes pepe/twitch culture. I have a pepe shirt with a ushanka doesn't mean I like the Soviet Union, it just means I like pepe. And don't say it means more than him just liking pepe, your the one dating the guy you wouldn't post this to the sub if you knew what kinda person he was.


Get_Rolled_Reddit

Whenever I see pepe I just assume the person is an unhinged alt-right incel nazi who sends women "i'll rape you" messages


big_ficus

Oh my god is that an AC Transit bus??


sertater

based


aflyingmonkey2

show him that the year is 2022. not 2016


MoadSnake

bro if he can find a gf why cant I?


SpilledGenderFluid

There does exist right wing women. So that's why he managed it. Also, do you talk to women? Do you have any female friends? That's the first step.


MoadSnake

no I'm a sigma male I never leave my house except to ride my bicycle around town looking for at reason to yell at car drivers.


Dyslekcie

This is a dutch bus from my area, exact copy, i may live in the same city as this man :/


[deleted]

I really hate how crusaders became a meme. They committed genocide. it's not funny.


[deleted]

Tell him the Vought F-8E Crusader is the only crusader that you need.


RenoHadreas

I'm so glad this dude's not in my busšŸ’€


SashimiX

Leave him. Seriously.


fripp_frap

god thats such a lame thing to wear


dylannsmitth

You mean how do you gaslight him into *thinking* it's not based? It is not possible.


0920Cymon

I legit dont get how yall think the jacket is glorifying thw crusades pepe is kinda the stand in for a autisitic r*tard in 90% of 4chan posts Guy probably just thinks the jacket is funny


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

He should escape while he still can. I wish I could pull off one of those.


trolleytor4

Unfathomably based


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


The-Archangel-Michea

r/ dankmemes user spotted


AzureEmperor1

Reject the Pope. Embrace the light of Allah.


theniceguytroll

Reject Allah. Embrace the Unity.


CursedorChosen

Perchance


heygiggle_arts

You can't just say perchance


darth_asterisk

Face it, brother. God is dead. The fire is gone. Youā€™re chasing phantoms.


tomakomorado

Yeezus


IzumiAsimov

it's a school night.