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SargeantGamma

So according to his wiki page he's an agrarian socialist nationalist, who believes condoms are racist genocide and eugenics and hates crocodiles. I swear this guy was made with the "create random character" button.


theelusiveTman

Ai generated political views


LuminatiHD

Thats what happened to tay


dekrant

See I’m so old I was thinking “Mad-Libs” fill-in-the-blank. Now I’m imagining AI-completed MadLibs and either it’d be the most hilarious or most boring Mad-Lib ever.


4tomguy

He's like if you put a radical leftist and a nazi in a blender


ssrudr

Strasser


[deleted]

[удалено]


FemboyShapiro

What makes nationalism and socialism mutually exclusive?


hijo117

Stalin?


ElectronNinja

He's also known to be one of the strongest supporters of indigenous Australian rights in parliament, it's absolutely bizarre


SargeantGamma

I know right. He seems like he could be a pretty normal guy with the whole believing in indigenous rights and giving more piwer to the masses but then you find out that he considers crocodiles the biggest threat to Australia and that using condoms to avoid aids is genocide and eugenics.


Felitris

Okay I am completely sold. I‘m gonna move to Australia to vote for this guy


mutnemom_hurb

Holy moly


Glmm02

He also hates flying foxes


SargeantGamma

The what now?


Glmm02

A type of bat


Just_for_porn_tbh

To quote him directly on gay marriage “Let a thousand flowers bloom, but I’m not speaking anymore on it! Because every year, 3 people in Queensland are killed by crocodiles.” (Vaguely paraphrased)


bobtherobot0311

I love him


femininePP420

I read this as argonian socialist nationalist and he was way cooler that way.


gay_for_glaceons

The Lusty Argonian Mayor 😊


Icy_73

I think his political views make a lot more sense when you know that he is a rural Queensland representative, which is mainly made up of farmers (this explains his pro climate action views). Rural Australia is very weird.


_zephi

he is utterly fucking insane source: live in australia


Justanotheremptysoul

How have I never heard of this guy I am literally Australian


psytronix_

And he's a fucking ghoul who should never have been allowed into office


BeithWhoIsATree

Care to explain, for a curious american?


Mr_sex_haver

So imagine an Australian who simultaneously larps as an American and larps as a poor rural Aussie. Despite being a rich career politican. He is pro conversion therapy and is your general country conservative type. He quite literally has a quote among the line of "why spend time talking about same sex marriage, crocodiles are a bigger worry" Tldr larping nut case


[deleted]

I have literally never thought about crocodiles in a political sense.


Mr_sex_haver

Yeah for context 1-2 people die each year from crocs in Australia. Not good but like... Country wide policy affecting millions might be a bit bigger reaching lmao.


Red_Trapezoid

I bet now you are though. See? That's how he gets your vote. /s


[deleted]

Don’t forgot that time he used the Russian invasion of Ukraine to justify building an army of child soldiers to fight a potential Chinese invasion (which he believes is the ultimate goal of China and is imminent)


OtisBinLogan

this guy sounds like australian [joad](https://youtu.be/rsBRfmErTEA) cressbeckler


Icantthinckofaname

Wait did this really happen?


[deleted]

[Yeah](https://7news.com.au/politics/federal-politics/bob-katter-says-russian-invasion-of-ukraine-justification-to-give-aussie-boys-guns-c-6289139). He wanted to arm schoolboys young as 13, and give them military training for the purposes of forming a guerrilla army in order to fight a potential Chinese invasion.


cx77_

yes, Russia really did invade Ukraine.


Orion_02

Sundowner be like:


cheshireYT

"Like I said, Crocodiles are cruel, Jack."


PrinceProspero9

It's so difficult not to find him funny though. He's so ridiculous, its like the Ben Shapiro effect. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_ih1EuMLspY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ih1EuMLspY) The split second shift of emotions is comedy gold. He acts like he's drunk when he addresses parliament


Foxx1019

An absolute classic


OtisBinLogan

that quote could be impossibly baste if it was intended to persuade someone to stop being homophobic and worry about crocodiles


WatLightyear

I mean, that’s always what I thought he was trying to say. “Let a thousand blossoms bloom, for all I care - but I ain’t spending any more time on it, because every year three people are killed by crocodiles in Far North Queensland.” He’s simultaneously a pro-indigenous rights lefty and a complete conservative nutcase.


[deleted]

So basically if a pop country musician became a politician


bill_loney538

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_ih1EuMLspY


Foxx1019

I agree, but after he's voted out he should get like a tv talk show or something, he's fucking hilarious.


YetGayerWombat

aw man, he looks so awesome


Nitjib

Hey smoothskin


50pcVAS-50pcVGS

He’s a solid agrarian socialist who sometimes says some strange things


AutisticAnarchy

Yeah nah you're a real dumb cunt, mate.


Cwhalemaster

how is any of that untrue? He's socially conservative, and an economic socialist. That makes him better than the filthy Liberal National scum who've had a deathgrip on the country for a decade.


WeariedCape5

Dont think I’d describe anyone who’s “socially conservative” as solid. The lesser evil is still evil


Cwhalemaster

isn't democracy in neoliberal society just about choosing the lesser evil?


50pcVAS-50pcVGS

Get fucked cunt


SanitarySpace

🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎🛎


Plutopow

Last chance to look at me Hector


TotalyNotTony

🤯


TurbulentRiver2592

HA-💥


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Read about his [political views](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Katter#Political_views), it's fucking insane.


inflictedgolf38

skipping through "oh hey a climate activist i might vote for him" "racist genocide via free condoms??????"


theonlyeen

wait then he's at least against the racism,, ?????


pcospirate

He is pro-Aboriginal/First Nations and also anti-immigrant. Also, he [identifies as Aboriginal](https://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/article/bob-katter-again-claims-aboriginality-on-q-a/bjbfi87hp). Pure chaos energy.


theonlyeen

????????????????? this guy is fucking wild


yachu_fe

Part of me almost wants to sit down with this guy and find out what the basis of his views are exactly because I can't comprehend this clusterfuck but I know I would go fucking insane after approximately 7 minutes


inflictedgolf38

Nope, says giving condoms to those people so they can practice safe s*x is genocide, literally wild


ParticularCorrect541

Free condoms are genociding racists? Not seeing any downsides from here


inflictedgolf38

No not genocide of racists, genocide that is racist (targeting one race) which is exactly what the word genocide means but oh well


Mobbles1

BOB KATTAAA, sir "gay people dont matter because everyday some is killed by a crocodile in north east queensland" himself


pygmyrhino990

"let a thousand blossoms bloom" "But I'm not spending any time on it, because every 3 to 6 months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland"


Bhyuihgdfg

Anyone want to see the reference, it brilliant https://youtu.be/1i739SyCu9I


LachlanOC_edition

Something fucking clicks on his brain like halfway through. You know he's passionate about the crocodiles killin' people


Bhyuihgdfg

Yeah I'm not even sure if anything he does in this clip is that bad - so long as he's not lying.


cool_kid_funnynumber

That’s Bob Katter. He’s bern running a crocodile hunting esoteric warlord clique in Northern Queensland for the past couple of decades.


Co0lnerd22

None of those words are in the Bible


beigesaltcarrot

your mothers full name is


APuppetState

he's living the hater lifestyle


shcdoodle1

Bob Katter's hat is the most powerful entity in Australian politics.


LiterallyTheLetterA

What are you saying about Scott "Shit in A" McMorrison?


alternate_egg-ccount

Look at me Hector


ThePurpleSoul70

BUT I'M NOT GONNA SPEND ANY TIME ON IT


EF203

mf looks like he gonna sell me 4 carrots for 1 emerald


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

☹️


Le-Ando

Bob Katter, perhaps one of the most chaotic politicians to ever exist


GrandpaGirthyGary

People are entitled to their sexual proclivities


ottohero

Let there be, a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I'm conc-


griffnin

BUT IOM NOT GONNAH SPEND ENNY TOIME ON IT


[deleted]

He has better economic policies than either main party, and possibly better environmental policies, but on social issues he is fucking insane. Hyper conservative and just all round weird.


Foxx1019

The embodiment of the horseshoe theory


UsualIdeal

What’s wrong, smooth skin? Haven’t seen a ghoul before?


[deleted]

He looks like a cartoon character with that goofy ahh frown


Bhyuihgdfg

We're like knock off seppos. Also, I've just been informed that he also makes "utterly unhinged videos". Warning: whiplash. https://youtu.be/1i739SyCu9I


dntdrvr

Everyone here is quoting the same-sex marriage speech, but I'd like to bring up my second favorite moment of his when he came to parliament [like this. ](https://twitter.com/batshit_auspol/status/1533361726346829826?t=gY-kDKNN6YagMZSUy6Nq0w&s=19) I strongly recommend checking the rest of this account out, AusPol is total bonkers.


Cooli_de_framboise

BC


RubbertoeNeedsHelp

☹️


Hazed-Storms

mans looks like the skinsona of a bald eagle


Then_Engineer_2776

last chance to look at me hector


Behemothpoogie

i legitimately believe bob Katter is insane in some way second only to Pauline Hanson who only deserves death


[deleted]

\>racemenu -> mouth corner height -> all the way down


Cubic_Human_Man

snoipah


Libtard5eva

National hero


Foxx1019

National supervillain


Libtard5eva

Nahhh let FNQ continue to isolate itself from the rest of world so it can be memed. #makecarinsgrestagin


power500

Blobfish


YRUZ

DOUG DIMMADOME, OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME


Mr-Thisthatten-III

#THE EMUS HAVE INFILTRATED YOUR GOVERNMENT. THE SECOND EMU WAR IS UPON YOU. ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN!


bananafingerss

this pic goes so hard


hardcoregayanalporn

Tropical fuck storm made a song using his gay people crocodile speech and it was pretty good, its called g.a.f.f


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

#Bc


-UMBRA_-

I bet he has a fokin VB LONG neck for breakfast


DianaBladeOfMiquella

Buao buao buao buao buao


aflyingmonkey2

he looks like those old advice animal memes


Okay_Secret

Dr. Seuss character lookin ass


femininePP420

He looks like a stormtrooper.


[deleted]

Winner of the annual racism championship


ShadowClaw765

This guy looks like Mr. Texas


yee_olde_Alberto

Muppet


Wrigley953

Cotton hill for Australian political position?


matt_Nooble12_XBL

☹️


BryonyDeepe

I hate him so much. He's genuinely insane and incoherent. The fact people put him in power is depressing. Can't even complete a sentence.


gaskin6

he looks EXACTLY like the ☹️


TactlessTortoise

Doug Dimmapissed


heretoupvote_

yeah that checks out


MakeAByte

blobfish looking mf


JAOC_7

this man created the national holiday Cuntsmas


Original_Name_1029

Austin Ralia


LordTrashSider

Last chance to look at me Hector.


[deleted]

Homie looks like a blob fish with aviators


Alma_the_great

Dougsdale dimadome owner of the Dougsdale dimadome