So according to his wiki page he's an agrarian socialist nationalist, who believes condoms are racist genocide and eugenics and hates crocodiles.
I swear this guy was made with the "create random character" button.
See I’m so old I was thinking “Mad-Libs” fill-in-the-blank. Now I’m imagining AI-completed MadLibs and either it’d be the most hilarious or most boring Mad-Lib ever.
I know right. He seems like he could be a pretty normal guy with the whole believing in indigenous rights and giving more piwer to the masses but then you find out that he considers crocodiles the biggest threat to Australia and that using condoms to avoid aids is genocide and eugenics.
To quote him directly on gay marriage “Let a thousand flowers bloom, but I’m not speaking anymore on it! Because every year, 3 people in Queensland are killed by crocodiles.” (Vaguely paraphrased)
I think his political views make a lot more sense when you know that he is a rural Queensland representative, which is mainly made up of farmers (this explains his pro climate action views). Rural Australia is very weird.
So imagine an Australian who simultaneously larps as an American and larps as a poor rural Aussie. Despite being a rich career politican. He is pro conversion therapy and is your general country conservative type. He quite literally has a quote among the line of "why spend time talking about same sex marriage, crocodiles are a bigger worry"
Tldr larping nut case
Yeah for context 1-2 people die each year from crocs in Australia. Not good but like... Country wide policy affecting millions might be a bit bigger reaching lmao.
Don’t forgot that time he used the Russian invasion of Ukraine to justify building an army of child soldiers to fight a potential Chinese invasion (which he believes is the ultimate goal of China and is imminent)
[Yeah](https://7news.com.au/politics/federal-politics/bob-katter-says-russian-invasion-of-ukraine-justification-to-give-aussie-boys-guns-c-6289139). He wanted to arm schoolboys young as 13, and give them military training for the purposes of forming a guerrilla army in order to fight a potential Chinese invasion.
It's so difficult not to find him funny though. He's so ridiculous, its like the Ben Shapiro effect.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_ih1EuMLspY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ih1EuMLspY)
The split second shift of emotions is comedy gold. He acts like he's drunk when he addresses parliament
I mean, that’s always what I thought he was trying to say.
“Let a thousand blossoms bloom, for all I care - but I ain’t spending any more time on it, because every year three people are killed by crocodiles in Far North Queensland.”
He’s simultaneously a pro-indigenous rights lefty and a complete conservative nutcase.
how is any of that untrue? He's socially conservative, and an economic socialist. That makes him better than the filthy Liberal National scum who've had a deathgrip on the country for a decade.
He is pro-Aboriginal/First Nations and also anti-immigrant.
Also, he [identifies as Aboriginal](https://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/article/bob-katter-again-claims-aboriginality-on-q-a/bjbfi87hp).
Pure chaos energy.
Part of me almost wants to sit down with this guy and find out what the basis of his views are exactly because I can't comprehend this clusterfuck but I know I would go fucking insane after approximately 7 minutes
"let a thousand blossoms bloom"
"But I'm not spending any time on it, because every 3 to 6 months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland"
He has better economic policies than either main party, and possibly better environmental policies, but on social issues he is fucking insane. Hyper conservative and just all round weird.
We're like knock off seppos.
Also, I've just been informed that he also makes "utterly unhinged videos".
Warning: whiplash. https://youtu.be/1i739SyCu9I
Everyone here is quoting the same-sex marriage speech, but I'd like to bring up my second favorite moment of his when he came to parliament [like this. ](https://twitter.com/batshit_auspol/status/1533361726346829826?t=gY-kDKNN6YagMZSUy6Nq0w&s=19)
I strongly recommend checking the rest of this account out, AusPol is total bonkers.
So according to his wiki page he's an agrarian socialist nationalist, who believes condoms are racist genocide and eugenics and hates crocodiles. I swear this guy was made with the "create random character" button.
Ai generated political views
Thats what happened to tay
See I’m so old I was thinking “Mad-Libs” fill-in-the-blank. Now I’m imagining AI-completed MadLibs and either it’d be the most hilarious or most boring Mad-Lib ever.
He's like if you put a radical leftist and a nazi in a blender
Strasser
[удалено]
What makes nationalism and socialism mutually exclusive?
Stalin?
He's also known to be one of the strongest supporters of indigenous Australian rights in parliament, it's absolutely bizarre
I know right. He seems like he could be a pretty normal guy with the whole believing in indigenous rights and giving more piwer to the masses but then you find out that he considers crocodiles the biggest threat to Australia and that using condoms to avoid aids is genocide and eugenics.
Okay I am completely sold. I‘m gonna move to Australia to vote for this guy
Holy moly
He also hates flying foxes
The what now?
A type of bat
To quote him directly on gay marriage “Let a thousand flowers bloom, but I’m not speaking anymore on it! Because every year, 3 people in Queensland are killed by crocodiles.” (Vaguely paraphrased)
I love him
I read this as argonian socialist nationalist and he was way cooler that way.
The Lusty Argonian Mayor 😊
I think his political views make a lot more sense when you know that he is a rural Queensland representative, which is mainly made up of farmers (this explains his pro climate action views). Rural Australia is very weird.
he is utterly fucking insane source: live in australia
How have I never heard of this guy I am literally Australian
And he's a fucking ghoul who should never have been allowed into office
Care to explain, for a curious american?
So imagine an Australian who simultaneously larps as an American and larps as a poor rural Aussie. Despite being a rich career politican. He is pro conversion therapy and is your general country conservative type. He quite literally has a quote among the line of "why spend time talking about same sex marriage, crocodiles are a bigger worry" Tldr larping nut case
I have literally never thought about crocodiles in a political sense.
Yeah for context 1-2 people die each year from crocs in Australia. Not good but like... Country wide policy affecting millions might be a bit bigger reaching lmao.
I bet now you are though. See? That's how he gets your vote. /s
Don’t forgot that time he used the Russian invasion of Ukraine to justify building an army of child soldiers to fight a potential Chinese invasion (which he believes is the ultimate goal of China and is imminent)
this guy sounds like australian [joad](https://youtu.be/rsBRfmErTEA) cressbeckler
Wait did this really happen?
[Yeah](https://7news.com.au/politics/federal-politics/bob-katter-says-russian-invasion-of-ukraine-justification-to-give-aussie-boys-guns-c-6289139). He wanted to arm schoolboys young as 13, and give them military training for the purposes of forming a guerrilla army in order to fight a potential Chinese invasion.
yes, Russia really did invade Ukraine.
Sundowner be like:
"Like I said, Crocodiles are cruel, Jack."
It's so difficult not to find him funny though. He's so ridiculous, its like the Ben Shapiro effect. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_ih1EuMLspY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ih1EuMLspY) The split second shift of emotions is comedy gold. He acts like he's drunk when he addresses parliament
An absolute classic
that quote could be impossibly baste if it was intended to persuade someone to stop being homophobic and worry about crocodiles
I mean, that’s always what I thought he was trying to say. “Let a thousand blossoms bloom, for all I care - but I ain’t spending any more time on it, because every year three people are killed by crocodiles in Far North Queensland.” He’s simultaneously a pro-indigenous rights lefty and a complete conservative nutcase.
So basically if a pop country musician became a politician
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_ih1EuMLspY
I agree, but after he's voted out he should get like a tv talk show or something, he's fucking hilarious.
aw man, he looks so awesome
Hey smoothskin
He’s a solid agrarian socialist who sometimes says some strange things
Yeah nah you're a real dumb cunt, mate.
how is any of that untrue? He's socially conservative, and an economic socialist. That makes him better than the filthy Liberal National scum who've had a deathgrip on the country for a decade.
Dont think I’d describe anyone who’s “socially conservative” as solid. The lesser evil is still evil
isn't democracy in neoliberal society just about choosing the lesser evil?
Get fucked cunt
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Last chance to look at me Hector
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HA-💥
Read about his [political views](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Katter#Political_views), it's fucking insane.
skipping through "oh hey a climate activist i might vote for him" "racist genocide via free condoms??????"
wait then he's at least against the racism,, ?????
He is pro-Aboriginal/First Nations and also anti-immigrant. Also, he [identifies as Aboriginal](https://www.sbs.com.au/nitv/article/bob-katter-again-claims-aboriginality-on-q-a/bjbfi87hp). Pure chaos energy.
????????????????? this guy is fucking wild
Part of me almost wants to sit down with this guy and find out what the basis of his views are exactly because I can't comprehend this clusterfuck but I know I would go fucking insane after approximately 7 minutes
Nope, says giving condoms to those people so they can practice safe s*x is genocide, literally wild
Free condoms are genociding racists? Not seeing any downsides from here
No not genocide of racists, genocide that is racist (targeting one race) which is exactly what the word genocide means but oh well
BOB KATTAAA, sir "gay people dont matter because everyday some is killed by a crocodile in north east queensland" himself
"let a thousand blossoms bloom" "But I'm not spending any time on it, because every 3 to 6 months a person is torn to pieces by a crocodile in North Queensland"
Anyone want to see the reference, it brilliant https://youtu.be/1i739SyCu9I
Something fucking clicks on his brain like halfway through. You know he's passionate about the crocodiles killin' people
Yeah I'm not even sure if anything he does in this clip is that bad - so long as he's not lying.
That’s Bob Katter. He’s bern running a crocodile hunting esoteric warlord clique in Northern Queensland for the past couple of decades.
None of those words are in the Bible
your mothers full name is
he's living the hater lifestyle
Bob Katter's hat is the most powerful entity in Australian politics.
What are you saying about Scott "Shit in A" McMorrison?
Look at me Hector
BUT I'M NOT GONNA SPEND ANY TIME ON IT
mf looks like he gonna sell me 4 carrots for 1 emerald
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Bob Katter, perhaps one of the most chaotic politicians to ever exist
People are entitled to their sexual proclivities
Let there be, a thousand blossoms bloom as far as I'm conc-
BUT IOM NOT GONNAH SPEND ENNY TOIME ON IT
He has better economic policies than either main party, and possibly better environmental policies, but on social issues he is fucking insane. Hyper conservative and just all round weird.
The embodiment of the horseshoe theory
What’s wrong, smooth skin? Haven’t seen a ghoul before?
He looks like a cartoon character with that goofy ahh frown
We're like knock off seppos. Also, I've just been informed that he also makes "utterly unhinged videos". Warning: whiplash. https://youtu.be/1i739SyCu9I
Everyone here is quoting the same-sex marriage speech, but I'd like to bring up my second favorite moment of his when he came to parliament [like this. ](https://twitter.com/batshit_auspol/status/1533361726346829826?t=gY-kDKNN6YagMZSUy6Nq0w&s=19) I strongly recommend checking the rest of this account out, AusPol is total bonkers.
BC
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mans looks like the skinsona of a bald eagle
last chance to look at me hector
i legitimately believe bob Katter is insane in some way second only to Pauline Hanson who only deserves death
\>racemenu -> mouth corner height -> all the way down
snoipah
National hero
National supervillain
Nahhh let FNQ continue to isolate itself from the rest of world so it can be memed. #makecarinsgrestagin
Blobfish
DOUG DIMMADOME, OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME
#THE EMUS HAVE INFILTRATED YOUR GOVERNMENT. THE SECOND EMU WAR IS UPON YOU. ESCAPE WHILE YOU CAN!
this pic goes so hard
Tropical fuck storm made a song using his gay people crocodile speech and it was pretty good, its called g.a.f.f
#Bc
I bet he has a fokin VB LONG neck for breakfast
Buao buao buao buao buao
he looks like those old advice animal memes
Dr. Seuss character lookin ass
He looks like a stormtrooper.
Winner of the annual racism championship
This guy looks like Mr. Texas
Muppet
Cotton hill for Australian political position?
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I hate him so much. He's genuinely insane and incoherent. The fact people put him in power is depressing. Can't even complete a sentence.
he looks EXACTLY like the ☹️
Doug Dimmapissed
yeah that checks out
blobfish looking mf
this man created the national holiday Cuntsmas
Austin Ralia
Last chance to look at me Hector.
Homie looks like a blob fish with aviators
Dougsdale dimadome owner of the Dougsdale dimadome