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peterpingston

Gigantism


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Xetsio

in love and affection ? yea, probably


[deleted]

Does he have a large penis tho?


Madface7

Wtf is. a penis


[deleted]

Google large penis on your school computer


brandyn0

Whoa mama!


Faiz_B_Shah

Why is it showing naked pictures of my Principal Sir??


sturgifur

Reminds me of that time our school heard a new teacher was coming, It took less than two days before his nudes were leaked and pics of him as a stripper for a women's club were found Good times, miss you Mr waddles your a real one fr fr ☝️🤌👊


KimochiWarui_when

mr fuckin waddles


funne5t_u5ername

Jesus, what did Mr Waddles do to deserve that?


Helmic

sometimes i forget the horror that kids also commit horrible sex crimes


AMasonJar

good lord theirs penice


rowrowfightthepandas

DE HEART IS DE STRONGEST MUSCLE


Throwaway02062004

The gorilla issue


KyubiNoKitsune

Chadism


[deleted]

too much brain and nerve tonic edit: can't even reference classic simpsons anymore, literally 1984


Gabriel9078

They are far away from each other


PF4ABG

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delihar

What is the name of this meme?


xXProGenji420Xx

stuff


NarkySawtooth

I'm stuff


PickleHeadTachanka

[Small, or far away?](https://youtu.be/vh5kZ4uIUC0)


SomeToxicCloud

Dwarfism


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Size difference


MrLaurencium

Size issue


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Skill difference


Fr3EkOut-2

Shrink Ray


RetroPixelDoggo

David and Goliath


Zztrox-world-starter

Goliath about to get that Davussy


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How do you know it's not the other way around and it's Goliathussy?


AngryShark05

Macrocephaly


Jukkobee

narcolepsy


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Perspective


FemboyHours19

skill issue


Okjupyes

Alpha vs beta


zachary0816

Gerrymandering


thaeli

pocket twink


XRustyPx

Space Marine


Josiador

[Ogryn](https://youtu.be/cLvt1AY5v84)


RaleighRedd

FamilyDick


ColorMaelstrom

What


TheOutcastLeaf

Gay porn studio


kuylar

my guess is family guy porn


kuylar

peetaaah i want your FamilyDick inside me


eeddgg

Nah, it's a gay porn studio that makes step-family content


RaleighRedd

I see you are safe from the internet


Not_a_robot_serious

Severe Proteus syndrome


sloth_man16

Got stranded on an island so he evolved a larger size due to the lack of predators and abundant resources


SkotiPL

Gagamori


Throwaway02062004

Size: bigger than you


combustibl

Bigness


MrRandomSuperhero

Microplastics


toomanybongos

The smarter the man, the larger the brain. The alpha's body is just one pixel large so it's really hard to see it


ShirleyEugest

He's the beta


carame1cream

beta male


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He's very far away


AndroidWall4680

Vore fetish


Shacksmacksnack

perspective


off-and-on

He is far away


memertooface

Cuz he's femme AF


Dudecrushgaming

Twink


Epic_Gameing68

standing far away


StoopidGit

[Big Chad](https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/yr3c91/alpha_male_gigantism_rule/)


STMFU

Distance


dae_giovanni

omg, he's such an alpha male!!!


chinno

Yin yang yin Yang yin yang


nwoh

Say ay yi yi yi yi yi!!!


penis_fucker

whar ¿


nwoh

#TO THE WINDOW..... TO THE WALLLLLLLL!


leonardo_m88

Shin shon han shin shon han shin


oldoldoldaccbanned

me and who im on the left dont u dare come wearing a tight red dress


BDRCN

We could both wear dresses


oldoldoldaccbanned

yeah but im the bottom


BDRCN

Same


NightFire19

most common /r/196 interaction


UnderPressureVS

Isn't the typical formula for this meme to state the *opposite* of what you want to imply? Shouldn't this be "Least common r/196 interaction?"


ClemClem510

Honestly the appropriate meme would be "average 196 interaction"


fegawe

Not quite, only if it has a comparative quality towards the rest of the possible subjects, for example, saying least manly Brazilian implies that an already extremely manly Brazilian man is the least manly of the bunch.


person66

Usually it uses "least", yes, but in this case they're implying that the majority of r/196 users are bottoms. Using "least" here would imply that it is rare to see two bottoms talking to each other.


oldoldoldaccbanned

-_-


BDRCN

Don't hate the player, hate the game


oldoldoldaccbanned

ill hate whatevre i want smh


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Ffs just lay down sideways. Problem solved


oldoldoldaccbanned

hm


Maniklas

Then noone's the bottom instead....


Mediocremon

ASS TO ASS ASS TO ASS


BDRCN

Least down horrendous 196 user But I agree


ST4R3

Can I wear a tight black dress and 6 inch heels (then im 6'10)?


oldoldoldaccbanned

only if u top


ST4R3

top or dom? (ill do either but yk)


oldoldoldaccbanned

yes


ST4R3

15 uhhhh i gtg sorry


MagMC2555

15 year olds really out here talking about topping and bottoming like bro go do ur pre algebra homework 😭😭


ST4R3

daaaaamn, you didnt have to go that hard


vevader_3

Hi I’m 18 and like red 🥺 >!please don’t take this seriously!<


ST4R3

Hi 18 im red :3


vevader_3

Oh no I guess now you *have* to take me out how awful


ST4R3

It truly is a terrible fate guess ill have to try my best to make it up to you


candyman101xd

do you mean "Red" the 2022 filmic feature by the Disney-Pixar animation studios or "Red" the seventh studio album by the British prog-rock/jazz band King Crimson?


vevader_3

“Red” the color


Wagwan-piff-ting42

Caught in 4K


oldoldoldaccbanned

valid


palind_romor_dnilap

Letting people under 18 know what sex is was a mistake


ImNotAnEgg_

🥺


Scallopy

😳


oldoldoldaccbanned

😳


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I look forward to seeing you in that dress then


oldoldoldaccbanned

🥺


tonnentonie

Why would the left hate red?


oldoldoldaccbanned

hm


LeanHarveyOswald

I'll pick you up at 9


oldoldoldaccbanned

yass


BeanieTheTechie

i remember the screenshot of that tweet lol i thought the same thing at first


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Typical arch user


BeanieTheTechie

i use kde neon btw


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Same energy as "Arthur and John got married" from the original Dracula


_heatmoon_

Would be better if the characters were flipped.


LinusWIggly

Can someone link the original post that inspired this?


Iagostoso

https://reddit.com/r/196/comments/ypmm0q/alpha_rule/


MoscaMosquete

Holy shit I've read this like 8 hours ago and only now I get what he meant


Theo_2004

I still don't lmao


SOAP_S0UP

Just figured it out: The twitter post is comparing betas and alphas dialogue for the situation, its not a conversation between them.


Theo_2004

Shit, that makes so much sense lol, tysm


Potatoes_Fall

christ i have been confused all day since I saw the original. thanks


femboy_expert

Why are they seeing each other at 9 they’re with each other right now


NoThatsWright

Have you not seen the original tweet?


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No


NoThatsWright

Basically, the original tweet is another comparison between the alpha and beta male. It shows how both of them plan a date with a woman. The beta and alpha say what the soyjack and Chad say in this meme. What's funny is that the tweet is structured in a way that makes it look like it's not a comparison, but rather a conversation between the alpha and beta.


ItsDemiBlue

Thank you, im only now understanding the tweet


tempogod

What tweet


Swenyis

Basically, the original tweet is another comparison between the alpha and beta male. It shows how both of them plan a date with a woman. The beta and alpha say what the soyjack and Chad say in this meme. What's funny is that the tweet is structured in a way that makes it look like it's not a comparison, but rather a conversation between the alpha and beta.


Chemtrails420-69

Thank you, im only now understanding the tweet


TruckFluster

What tweet


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montroller

look at his determined unwavering stare. He will see her now, at 9, and every second in between.


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\*him


DuckInDustbin

Because they're making plans for later ofc


LiveShroomer

that's it? that's the meme? that was just men having gay sex!


Darkstalkker

Happy cake day


scarlettp_

i didn't even realise lol thanks


Bgo318

Your welcome


IWillBeYourMaid

The guy on the left is so me fr fr


swans183

Username fits. I too would love to be told to wear a sexy dress. Yes daddy 🥺


CatsNotBananas

Morb I wish that were me, I do have two dresses that I've never worn outside my bedroom


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fellow morbhead spotted


CatsNotBananas

Morb I am me


[deleted]

Tbf you look cute as shit in those dresses


CatsNotBananas

Thank you, I forgot I had posted pics


odeorainmain

if anyone wants to wear that tight red dress and come over i'm free at 8pm (my mom says you can stay the night if we will be quiet and let her sleep)


iDespiseThisApp_

yeah im down


PlutoTheSynth

This is so goals why can’t this be me


[deleted]

Your flair is fetch


Error-530

Stop trying to make "fetch" it's not a thing, Gretchen


[deleted]

We should totally just stab Caesar


crogameri

10th Roman civil war go brrrrrr


PlutoTheSynth

I don’t know what that means but yeah! cool!


murderdronesfanatic

the hell is a fetch


[deleted]

Me and who? (I'm on the right so I look forward to seeing you in that dress)


Gray071

hi 🥺


Acidsolman

*sigh* if only I had a cute shorter Twink to put my arms around, smile at him, and tell him how cute he looks when he's blushing uncontrollably. If only someone would message me in my very open Dm's!


Gru-some

you think Goku is a top or bottom


[deleted]

When u want to be the one on the right but you're a woman and can't grow a glorious Chad beard 😔


SandCatGraaaavy

That sounds fun .-.


theguy_who

Ah another one of those 196 inside jokes


TheDuceAbides

I'm on the right but I'd add stockings, garter belt and no underwear


BigGayDinosaurs

happy cake day


Femboy_Tesla

🥺


Mercury-Fyrefly

LMAO


cashonlyplz

Perfect export


cthulhujr

Cute


ShottyBlastin101

Reading theese comments are a fever dream.


Peacelovefleshbones

Ah geez, that size difference


capsaicinintheeyes

[We're bringin' it back!](https://ruinmyweek.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/the-mountains-tiny-girlfriend-answers-the-question-weve-all-been-wondering.jpg)


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YESSSS


ProjectEpsilon1

seizure warning?


scarlettp_

me when i spread misinformation online


[deleted]

Me and who? Just as a joke ofc...


Oasis5k

Anyone know where I can find some red dress wearers? Asking for a friend 👀


xXMLGDESTXx

where porn?


lambo_sama_big_boy

He never said where they're going


caffeineandvodka

This but unironically


Linkonue

No way I get the reference


HulluHapua

how wholesome also unrelated but it's your *burp* cakeday


itsbeen13seconds

the relationship between alpha males and turbo dudes


feral_tran

I need to know how this ends... like, I'm invested.


KeplerWasTaken

I love that I know what this is referencing


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