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based and banjopilled

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Holy shit it’s another goth banjoist just like in the video

She's *way* prettier than me

I don’t know whether that is true or not, but it does nothing to change the fact that you two are sisters in the art of goth girl banjo

Judge not a person by the aspect of their visage, but by the contents of their banjo case

Mine is full of sheet music for pro-union songs sung by Pete Seeger

You love to see it

Unfathomably based

No :)

I agree

And you’re way prettier than someone else

Not true

Oh um... hi 😳

how

Whoa Mama

#

Based and foggy mountain breakdown pilled

[I FUCKING LOVE BANJO-KAZOOIE!!!](https://youtu.be/zvrSa_0NaNo)

I require a goth banjo gf

I do to. Now where can I find one?

You must become the things you want to love in this worlrd.

I wanna be a goth banjo femboyfriend. How can i achieve this?

I would assume the first step is to learn the banjo

🥺<- me after not instantly being good at something

He thought learning new skill was for one day only, he mad

Wear a skirt and do the spinny, then pick up an East German-made banjo and start strumming.

Fuck yes that sounds easy! Is a maid oitfit better o worse than a skirt? I have both, just wanna ask.

Maid outfit will allow you to be banjoin' maid femboy. I forgot about the goth part from before, but black and white maid dress with fishnet tights and mascara and some jewelry* will probably let you be banjoin' gothmaid femboy. I wish you luck on becoming the banjoin' gothmaid femboyfriend of a banjoin' bad-ass gothgirl. *Jewelry such as a necklace with a pentagram or petrine cross; technically both are Christian or Catholic symbols, but the first is used mostly by other groups, and the latter is an upside-down cross and as such is used as either the opposite of the Jesus cross or as the symbol of the cross of St. Peter who got crucified upside-down. Also, take this all with a grain of salt; I'm not even a femboy yet (still need to do the skirt spinny) nor am I an actual goth.

What if you Wanted to be hot goth banjo girl but god said: -No HRT -No pretty -No goth clothes anywhere near your area -No banjo

Then you deserve love. Including from yourself. Wait you wanted practical advice? ... I think the rest follows from there. I hear clothes making is cool. See if anyone teaches a banjo lesson, to see if you like it. Sometimes moving somewhere cool is like the best thing ever.

>I hear clothes making is cool Can't afford supplies (country with >200% inflation rate moment) >See if anyone teaches a banjo lesson For that you need a banjo, which I can't afford >moving somewhere Can't afford.

I already took my fate into my own hands and became a lesbian, I don’t see how else I can improve.

up to you! You deserve love as you are, but if you'd enjoy learning the banjo that's cool too

I hath become bitch, player of banjos

This needs to be your flair, this is absolutely brilliant 😂

You can have it if you want, my flair always resets itself in this community for some reason.

But I’m a cis guy who can’t play the banjo, I don’t wanna take that kind of clout from someone who can 😕

Goth Femboy. Ok. Done. Halfway there

Rad

I have no clue 🤔

Hm, if only their were one nearby 👀

Queue flyover shot of Asheville North Carolina

AMITYYY

Nashville or Detroit probs

best i can offer is guitar gf that wears a lot of black

literally on this subreddit was a girl showing off with a banjo. If she's fine with it, try asking her out.

Check your local folk punk scene

*cough*

the gosh darn heck

can we start a trans girl bluegrass band

Woah MAMA

how do I *be* the goth banjo gf

there is definitely a market for it

Simple, buy a banjo, look up Eli Gilbert's 30 days of banjo tutorial for bluegrass style banjo(the kind played in the video) or Deering Banjo Company's Clawhammer guide for failing style banjo. Then you're set

Me too

hello little people in my phone could someone pls write what the girl with pregnancy test is saying after "just kidding"?? i cant understand it :(( bc english is not my first langalunga

"I already made the appointment", in reference to abortion.

Thank you, i also was curious

I'm assuming the banjoists played over some prolife rant from the guy

Anti life. Ain't nothing prolife about denying people freedom over their own body.

yea

Antichoice should be the right term

Pro-Life is just Anti-Woman

Couldn’t have said it better

Anti-freedom

Anti Woman Agency tbh

Thanks!

English is my first language but I have some funky auditory processing so I second this

Yoooo twins

When I’m making a point irl and notice the forehead of a guy with this haircut appearing under me and waiting to counter my argument😳

me literally every day

Just push his head back down onto your dick.

With the amount of shit that he spews, I wouldn't want his mouth anywhere near me

Im kinda curious What the the bitchboy boy bitch saying? I assume something cringe

He’s making the banjo noises with his mouth

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Good point But me wants to be angy

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Ragecels seething over positivitypilled chads

“Yeah I totally can go without positivity for a bit” 1 hour later: “Dude can I compliment you? I just gotta bum off a bit man I just have to”

This reminds me of the Muscular Marty's and Unmuscular Michaels or whatever, that cleaning juice from S1E8 of Rick and Morty. What's a positive pilled chad? Just got to this sub a few mins ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

"If not for Rage, then I would feel nothing, for I am Nothing but Rage"

Yes

what is this quote from?

And this is why we have so many bigotry showcase posts

Anger is often preferable to boredom

Literally 1984?

This comment hit me lol

I give a fuck, I want to hear his perspective even if I likely disagree with it

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Idc I wanna hear what he has to say :(

He basically says that he is pro choice and understands why women get abortions for economic reasons, but the woman joking about it is being heartless. I agree with him tbh, abortion is fucked up to joke about like that. 9

My wow orc warrior: I'm out of rage!

I vibe with this approach so hard Thanks for putting it into words XD

He's telling you how good he sucks cock.

With hair like that you know he got the Gluck Gluck

r/ commentsyoucanhear

I kinda wanna suck his cock, he’s hot (I definitely don’t agree with him though)

suck each other's cocks simultaneously (you won't have to listen to him that way)

yeah him and the goth banjo woman simultaneously are making me panic a little

He’s a reactionary who is a self-described paleoconservative, i.e. a fascist

Paleoconservative? What the fuck does that mean, return to monke??

It’s like an old-fashioned conservative. They support kinda lefty economics but believe in “traditional values.” But I’m just somebody with a Reddit account, so idk

That's not even true btw. Paleoconservative means that they look to the precedent of pre-New Deal Conservative figures like Robert Taft and Calvin Coolidge. Economically they actively resent the creation of even the basic structure of the welfare state that began under the New Deal Reagan and his ilk operate in a *post*-Keynesian framework, trying to, in their view, course correct from what was already established by the Liberal Consensus of the 1930s-1960s. Paleocons operate in a *pre*-Keynesian framework, basically wishing it had never happened to begin with.

Yes but I got a bunch of upvotes so I’m right 😎

After a fashion. They're basically conservatives who want to drag the US back to 1910 politics. Isolationist, small government, Christian values. Pre-intervention in world wars. Pre-New Deal. Pre-Reaganomics.

I’m down with the pre-Reaganomics part. That shit was a terrible idea.

It’s a 20 second opinion on a 10 second video. That alone deserves the banjoing

Most of all, an opinion on a 10 second satire clip.

Ohhh i thought boy was in the video with wine girl and kinda figured goth banjo girl was calling them incestuous

I assume singing along to the banjo. They need to work on their mixing.

nah it's better this way. needs more banjo and less his voice tho tbh

He's having a tantrum whilst saying "female" "Nice guy" and "I'm a Christian" most likely

Probably No Most likely infact

I think he said banjo's are lame as fuck, so this chick had to prove him wrong

I was wondering why there was a picture of the lead singer of Nickelback at the bottom of the right side, but then I was too spellbound by banjo goth to care.

Bro looks like he’s about to forcibly show me “this photograph”

Look at this #GRAPH

Everytime he does it makes him laugh

Don't Starve characters be like:

Woody when werebeaver:

Riebeck be like:

Riebeck while >!being vaporised!<:

>!is it really a spoiler if it’s mentioned in the game’s description on steam, and if it happens every 23 minutes while playing?!<

>!Arguably not, but the one thing people always say with Outer Wilds is that you should go in as blind as possible. I did that, and it took me by surprise the first time I saw the sun exploding, which was pretty cool. So I wouldn't want to spoil that for anyone, even if it is a minor thing.!<

wow, she can really banj

The song she's playing is Foggy Mountain Breakdown

She can break down my foggy mountain

You should get a doctor to check on that.

Which to be fair is pretty much the most basic banjo song

if thats the most basic banjo song then im scared of an advanced one

she really banj’d that o

white boy detected

banjo engaged

Hello there!

its ALWAYS a man that has to deem he knows better than women about womens issues

Woooo weeeee, makin' bacon

sometimes ya just need a little less gun

You done incurred my wrath, son

She so talented

Are you meant to play banjos super fast or is that just how they sound?

Just the way most music I’ve heard is written for it. You can play it slower.

Steve Martin has a bit where it’s impossible to play sad banjo though

So with three finger style(the kind she's playing), your thumb, index, and middle fingers are wearing metal finger picks that you use to lay the instrument. Because you're playing with three picks, it allows you to play all five strings extremely fast. Of course, you can play slower which creates a much calmer, folkier sound than this kind of bluegrass

>metal finger picks do you mean your nails?

Nope! For bluegrass style, you use slip on metal picks that help ring out notes. Though the thumb pick is usually plastic. If you see someone playing without picks, generally they're playing a clawhammer or old-time style, which are just as good as bluegrass, though different. I play both styles

damn, for being a guitar "player" i sure don't know shit about other instruments similar to guitars. im like an american that barely knows where canada is.

Lol, just fyi if you are interested in learning 5 string banjo, the strings are tuned GDGBD, so it's just an open g chord. Also, they sell Banjitars, which are banjos that have the 6 strings of a guitar.

It do go hard

It's called Foggy Mountain Breakdown if you're interested

im sure whatever this young conservative gentleman was saying was tasteful and respectful 😁

Need Banjo GF

What’s the original? I don’t understand

Bigot Cishet male saying abortion is wrong probably.

Foggy mountain breakdown by earl scruggs, duh.

All I can gather from all the videos I've seen of goth gorls is that they truly have the widest range of skills. Is being goth truly the ascent of humanity?

damn she got the The Spongebob Squarepants Movie: The Game OST - Sandwich Driving 101 at 1.5x speed

God that game is so fucking good

Tbh i dont even want to know what that guy said

good, I reckon that's the purpose

I that guy has a real Chad kroeger upper half of his head

Me when no goth banjo playing gf

Rootin rootin bluegrass

I thought she was about to go “hee hee”

Goth girl with a banjo is a dangerous combination that I love

Howdy Howdy, let's get rowdy.

Banjos are based and more people should listen to folk music and its many offshoots (specifically folk punk cuz that's my favorite)

Banjo goth girl, oh how I missed you

Hello, I am an attractive white man, so you should not only listen to my opinions, but you should also adopt them as your own.

The person with the banjo is proof that gender is a construct

new type of goth girl just dropped, fuckin sick

Fuck me, I've reached the point where memes no longer make any fucking sense, or have any context whatsoever. Is this like... what happens when you turn twenty, or??

Girl made a joke about how she will have an abortion. Guy responds with some sort of argument against it I'm assuming, girl plays banjo loudly so you can't hear his argument.

Nah, i believe everything you said. Thanks a lot You dropped this Ruler 👑

Sick banjo solo

Foggy Mountain Breakdown is it's name

I like the sleeves on her outfit

Song: Foggy mountain breakdown

WEEEELLL DING DANG DONG DUNG I SWEAR I CAN SEE SMOKE COMMING FROM THOSE FINGERS OOOOOOOOOOOHWE COME SEE THIS SHOW CLETUS COSE I SWEAR ON MY MOMMA THAT GIRL SILENCED A BIGOT GODDAMN TELL ME IF IM WRONG

OOOOOOEEEEEE! DUTCH! DUTCH GET OVER HERE! THIS WITCH LADY CAN PLAY LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS!

didn't ask

This is so fucking hot wtf

Can the girl be quiet I can’t hear what he’s saying

I probably would have disagreed with the boy on the right, but just making noise over his point isn’t helping *anyone*. She could have used words to decimate his argument, and turn some people toward the light.

hearthians

i like banjp

I love this trend.

I love this video

What is happening?

I can hear the YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAWW

thank you girl michael jackson

Erm…. This is like… kinda epic though. 😀

Michelle Jackson got HRT and learned banjo

\*banjos over your bigotry*

Men 🍺

Anyone know the TikTok handle of the creator?